How Am I Still Alive? - Chapter 279
Some people are alive, probably just fighting for breath.
But some things will stand up to people to fight for this tone.
In Lu Ping’an’s view, this is actually a trivial matter. That Wu or something wants to regain his face, and the old woman captain of the fifth team wants to restore his reputation.
If a subordinate is beaten up and humiliated in public, the boss just pretends he doesn’t see it, who will take the captain of the fifth team and the fifth team seriously in the future.
It can only be seen from the other teams who are indifferently watching. In the end, each team is still a variety of “little warlords” who are fighting for their own profits and losses. Face equals profit or even life, but…
“…Does this have anything to do with me?”
Never wronged yourself, probably already Lu Ping An’s instinct.
Since you want to mess with it, you can beat it back, so…
“Come on, try my craft, just baked.”
Lu Ping’an happily introduced his craft to his colleagues, the pile of paste that was just baked.
It was a pile of skewers, with pieces of dead meat stuck on the wire, with stone-like life crystals, sticky and twisted tentacles, and various insect-like limbs.
Judging from the appearance only, these are probably all poisonous.
But in Lu Ping’an’s evaluation, it is indeed…
[Failed nameless dishes (non-rated quasi-polluted items): Although the taste cannot be guaranteed, it should be non-toxic, and it will probably add a certain amount of heat. Well, probably. Prerequisites for safe use: Tier 1 professional. Prerequisites for complete absorption: Level 2 professional or above level 0 gourmet. 】
Now that I have taken up a job as a gourmet, I have determined the high potential and infinite future of the “Illustration of Life”, and I have a safe and leisurely road, so I naturally try the “food road”… your own mouth.
“…have you tried it yourself?”
Seeing this “barbecue set meal”, which was dead and even seemed to twitch twice, someone put forward an opinion.
“Of course not, I’m not stupid…cough, I mean, the materials are limited, so naturally we have to give it to those who need it. You should need it.”
When the three teams looked at each other, no one spoke, but they knew it was a fact.
The career of the logistics department has obvious advantages in all aspects. One advantage of carrying a “chef” is to complete the “adaptive” adjustment as soon as possible.
The gourmet and chef path, in the final analysis, is an unscientific and strange path to “eat what you eat”, and in addition to various powerful short-term buffs, it can also change “opponents” into unfamiliar environments. It can be prepared into dishes, allowing users to increase their adaptability to the environment.
In a low temperature environment, increase the ability to withstand cold ice and low temperature, add a heated kang in a high temperature environment, and even in a suffocating underwater environment, the chefs can make underwater breathing meals.
Compared with potions, the materials they use are more “close to the people”, and they can often use local materials. The threshold is lower, and the output is larger.
This job, ordinary people can’t do it, you never know if your next bite will be the last…
“When did you start your job as a chef?”
“I’m taking a job, isn’t this practicing my hands?”
Lu Ping’an smiled, which instantly made everyone gasp, how dare you.
Like potions and craftsmen, chefs are also advanced occupations that scholars turn to. Starting at level 2, advancing is not as easy as gourmets.
And the derivative occupation of the same scholar also means that this is a very “chicken feather” occupation, which requires a lot of learning and accumulation, not only the accumulation of professional skills, but also the accumulation of massive knowledge… “Cook”, in fact, to know that those creatures can eat, and to be able to study the best way to eat from unknown creatures, alternative biologists are almost the same.
But since he is a chef, the advanced requirement is naturally “cooking”, so Lu Ping’an took this opportunity to brush up his skills.
“let me try.”
In the silence, Xia Qin was the first to stand out.
“An Xin, Lu Ping’an is a capable person of the rules department. He can tell whether it is poisonous or not.” Xia Qin tried to comfort her colleagues. At this time, she still needs to trust them.
“Why do I have a foodie career, I shouldn’t die…”
Close your mouth, open your mouth, chew, chew…
“Uh!”
Then, she fell.
The mouth is full of five flavors, but really, it is not the same as sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, and the esophagus is twisted and sticky with weird touch, and the stench spurts directly from the nose.
Even a Tier 3 Juggernaut who is invulnerable cannot withstand the double crit from the inside to the outside.
Before she completely lost consciousness, she heard some words that she regretted in her confusion.
“Lu Ping’an! What seasoning did you put in? What’s going on!”
“Condiments…you expect condiments here? I’m raw!”
“Wait, there are no seasonings, what about the water? Have you washed it?! Why are you silent?”
“…Actually, I washed it and used the mud here…” Lu Ping’an pointed at the sticky mud monster.
Non-toxic and edible are two completely different concepts.
In the midst of the chaos, Lu Ping’an cooks for the first time, and the result is a catastrophic failure.
Since no matter how persuaded, the teammates are unwilling to touch it again. In desperation, Lu Ping’an can only send these “precious” materials directly back to the “courtyard”… Anyway, they can be used as pet food, and Not too bad.
“I suggest that for the sake of others…for your own sake, you can sign up for an ancient chef class.”
Not to mention, this suggestion really made Lu Ping’s heart move.
After all, I am also the first in the logistics profession, and I should take a few days of class…at least learn how to use extraordinary kitchen utensils and special flavoring agents.
After a short interlude, everyone naturally entered a state of combat readiness.
And because of Lu Ping’s stay before, in theory, the third team of Secret Service has an intelligence advantage.
“Let’s try it out first, relieve the pressure in the future, and get some loot, so as not to be underestimated by other teams.” Xue En was very direct, he wanted to do it for a long time.
“Yeah, we’ve been slow, meow, they’re going first…” This time, the cat followed suit.
Since most of the combat power has come in, there is a special person in charge of logistics during the preparation for the decisive battle, and there is no need to leave her outside.
“No.” Lu Ping’an smiled.
“Because of the surrounding forty-seven tribes, I have cleaned them all. Going inside, it is not something that a small team can easily handle.”
Lu Ping’an calmly said sensational words.
Those in the know are thoughtful and won’t ask questions. Newcomers don’t know much, and it’s even harder to get to the bottom of it.
Lu Ping’an really doesn’t care about the plain harvest of amazed or shocked eyes.
Hidden strength? There is no need to hide it anymore…. Soon, the medals and rewards of the last incident will come down, and the secret service team also needs to speak with strength.
From another angle, since it is now a downwind zone, it is natural to set sail.
“I left two pieces of land as a reserve for ingredients… ahem, let’s practice hands for everyone, I’ll take you there.”
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When Lu Ping’an and his party were marching like an autumn tour, the other teams were also speeding up.
They try to hunt, they try to fight, they’re more intelligence-gathering, and they adapt to the local environment.
The heat and the suffocation in the air greatly affected the combat power. Some teams used potions, some used craftsmen’s cooling and protective equipment, and some used chefs. , There are also self-built fields to build mobile barriers… But no matter what, they need actual combat to adapt to the environment and try to recover their combat power before the decisive battle.
But something weird happened, no matter which direction they went, there was a barren land in front of them.
The tribe was turned into ruins, and only sticky body fluids and leftover meat were left in place. It was like an uninhabited village after a horror movie encounter, one after another appeared.
This is obviously extremely abnormal. The data does not mention that there are two forces here. In all respects, this is an exotic small world of a single ethnic group, with only oneself and the only invader.
“…I’ve finished killing it.”
So, that innocent and calm smile appeared again and again in the minds of the secret service members.
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