How Could This Cat Tease Me? - Chapter 36

Xia Rong on the TV screen squatted down, and picked up the kitten who was picking up his trouser legs.

The subtitle “How did it come here?” Was given to the program at this time. When Ying Short began to lick Xia Rong’s fingers, she later put two lines of lasagna tears under her eyes, and Hitomi became tears. Shining light, followed by the wording “brother, do you know where my master is?”

In fact, the direction of the editing can be seen from the subtitles. Xia Rong’s heart was a little bit heavy, but he turned his head and joked with Su Chi: “Look, I’m your elder brother–”

Su Chi took a chicken wing with a smile and shoved it into his mouth: “Yeah, you are so good.”

Xia Rong hesitated, turned his face and continued to watch TV, but there was fragrant food in his mouth, and then he saw the subtle clips of the show, it didn’t seem to be so uncomfortable-he was on the screen and was talking to the staff Generous submission: “Don’t inform Su Chi first! This is a good opportunity for our team to surpass them! Who is Su Chi so stupid that even his own cat can be lost, this cat will play with us Chai Chai … let’s Let’s find it! ”

He is accompanied by a cartoon villain with a devil horn above him and laughing on his hips, while the cat version of Suchi on the side is tearful, and flashing special effects and “tears” cover most of his face. To see what it really looks like.

——In fact, this is also good. When Su Chi just ran over, he forgot to cover his ears. After being reminded by Xia Rong, he let his ears lie down. Now the full-screen special effects, on the contrary, people are less able to notice the problem of folding ears at a glance.

Xia Rong wanted to comfort himself and continued to look down, but the camera interspersed with Zhang Xin and Gao Junming. It turned out that Zhang Xin’s task at that time was: to find a 55-year-old aunt in green clothes with long hair and learn to dance square dance with her. After completing the “review” with her, Gao Jun Ming ’s task is to jump into a large cardboard box full of stickers. After rolling inside, make yourself stick more than the prescribed number of stickers all over your body, then jump out and throw these stickers off by “dancing”. Get started and wait until all stickers are dropped before you can pass the level.

Xia Rong looked at Zhang Xin with a somber little face, followed auntie square dance, and made all kinds of funny dance moves; Gao Junming “flipped” the sticker, and then lay down on the ground and wriggled madly. He shouted “Ah,” as if cheering himself up.

No wonder when they saw them later, their faces were so bad, and the challenges they experienced compared with them, it was just heaven!

The variety show was originally for the pleasure of seeing the hard-working guests, and now they are also equipped with imaginative Bgm, sometimes “Ode to Joy”, sometimes “Sword of Divine Comedy”, and finally a loud and lively “Eighteen Bends on the Mountain Road”, combined with a precise clip of ghosts and animals, allowed them to accurately step on the rhythm of the soundtrack. The comedy effect suddenly went straight up, making the laughter as low as Xia Rong’s audience, suddenly everything Forgetting, laughing straight on the hammer bed: “Ha ha ha ha ha late in life is almost a genius ha ha ha ha …”

The picture turned around and returned to the answer booth that impressed Xia Rong, and the cat version of Su Chi next to him had two lines of lasagna tears on his face again–

Su Chi: “Are you still a genius?”

Xia Rong said deeply: “Genius and the devil are often only for a moment.”

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“Using the Pythagorean Theorem in Nine Chapters of Arithmetic …”

When Xia Rong encountered the problem that made him scratch his head, Su Chi, the cat version next to him, extended his claws of love.

… Although in Xia Rong’s opinion, “the claw of friendship”, in the actual program, Su Chi was pitifully puffed out, with the word “I help you with the problem, you can take me to find the host What? ”

Then, Xia Rong followed the instructions of the cat version of Su Chi. When he pressed the option, the four words “Response Correctly” popped up on the booth screen, showing that he had successfully cleared the level. In the later period, the sound of cheering and celebration was accompanied by a chance. A colorful salute was also released in the center of the screen, and a small bright yellow star burst into the eyes of the British short cat, indicating its eager expectation.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Rong saw his back arbitrarily, and said to the camera, “Leave it alone, hurry up to the next paragraph.”

The cat’s exaggerated heartbreaking special effects + sound effects were already expected, and this time next to Xia Rong, the vivid red devil little man with a big head and small body was inspired by the style. However, in this scene, I wonder if the audience will still feel cute?

Then, the camera turned around, and Su Chi was running on the road. At the beginning of the surrounding lanterns, he panted and looked around blankly. He seemed to be anxiously looking for something that was not available. The subtitles slowly appeared, “My baby, where are you?”

…

Xia Rong took a sip of Coke and said, “I really can cut it.”

Su Chidao: “This should be the third time when I rushed to the TV tower, the timeline was obviously wrong.”

“Um.” Xia Rong sighed, leaned back and said, “That’s why they said they would cut …”

The same language, the same picture, but after subtly cutting and shuffling the order, the meaning shown becomes completely different. Although the editing did not occur out of nothing, fabricated Xia Rong’s “evil actions” and incidentally clarified the “planned robbery” guided in the trailer, however, such a guided “Qianqiu writing method” could easily lead the audience’s subconsciousness silently. Go, mainstream audiences are actually susceptible to editing. If there is no editing in favor of Xia Rong, then the public opinion trend after the end of this period … it is difficult to say.

Xia Rong was so worried, he wanted to lean back to find a support, but he did not expect to hit something soft and **** his back. He turned his head and found that it was Su Chi’s arm.

Unconsciously, he suddenly realized that the two of them were sitting so close together.

He was anxious to comment on the show himself, sitting cross-legged forward, and Su Chi was going to be further back. In fact, the horizontal distance between the two of them was already negative.

Before Xia Rong said anything, Su Chi retracted his arms calmly and said, “Will you interact with us on Weibo?”

“… Ah?” Xia Rong froze for a while, and she was successfully diverted. “Don’t worry, let’s see the audience’s reaction. Let’s say that we didn’t speak, and the interaction was so frequent. I didn’t know I thought I was going to fry Then. ”

“… Um.” Su Chi paused and said, “That clip is already like this. You can discuss it with your agent in advance and make plans in advance.”

“Sister Yi must not need me to find her.” Xia Rong fished aside the mobile phone and swiped the screen saver to unlock it. After seeing the new news above, she smiled slightly. “I’ll just say. Look at the action fast? The message has been Sent over. ”

Shu Yi is more efficient than he imagined. The first one was to repeat the explanation given to them by a director of the show group ten minutes ago. The main idea was that “the first episode of the edit is the last thing the program group did for the topic. It will not damage Xia Rong’s image, and it is guaranteed that there will be improvement in the next issue, and it will be easier for counterattackers to attract goodwill and loyalty. ”

What follows is Shuyi ’s own comment: “This clip orientation is controversial, but it does not have any substantial damage. I think we can observe it and wait until the second issue is broadcast.”

Xia Rong replied: “Well, how do I respond to my decision on Weibo?”

Shu Yi looked rational and calm, but in fact, she has also been angered: “Okay, in fact, it is best not to respond, and I will know when the show comes out next week. If they are still so black next week, we will break the contract and leave. Let them open the sunroof! ”

Xia Rong knew Shuyi was an angry word, but if that time really develops into that kind of situation, they will not be able to afford the tens of millions of broken contracts. This is the fundamental reason why their entire team can stay calm and be a true show crew.

Shu Yi sent another sentence: “Public relations have been let them watch the Internet trend, and they will be guided at the appropriate time. It will not be large-scale, mainly waiting and seeing.”

Xia Rong: “?”

Shuyi: “Can you consciously stay a little farther away from Suchi? Every time you two meet together, it’s no good!”

“…” Xia Rong turned his head and glanced at someone sitting next to him, silently in his heart: this … probably not work.

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It is now 11:30 in the evening, and the advertisement is gone. The program has been playing for 70 minutes, and there should be more than ten minutes left, but Xia Rong has no intention to stare again.

Objectively speaking, the show is very interesting, with dense laughter, compact rhythm, hilarious and warm coexistence, but the game format is no longer novel, and the main funny tasks are concentrated on six guests. Even from this half, Xia Rong has been able to see that the show team has set a prototype for them: Ye Mang is a big brother with leadership next door, Kang Yifan is a little sun with no heart and lungs, and Gao Junming is a person with physical strength and strength , Zhang Xin is a proud eater couture man, Su Chi is a cold and high IQ person, as for Xia Rong …

It should be the only one with a villain.

The final shot was the same as the trailer. It was in the scene where Su Chi arrived at Xia Rong on the trunk. Su Chi was so anxious that Xia Rong was so proud of it that there was a lot of pavement in front. Xia Rong even felt that if he was pure It’s just an ordinary audience watching a program, and it should also think: Why is this called Xia Rong so annoying? Do n’t do your own job well, if you are behind, grab someone?

Advertisements have begun to appear on the TV screen, and Xia Rong is still slightly surprised at it. Su Chi took the remote control from his hand, turned off the TV, and said, “It’s almost twelve. I’m still going to film tomorrow. Let’s go to bed early.”

“I don’t.” Xia Rong went back to God, picked up his phone, and entered Weibo. “I have to see what they say about me …”

[Notice: 9999+]

[Chat: 9760]

This new Weibo notification page made him very irritable. All @, comments, and likes were crowded together, wasting position and reducing viewing efficiency, and it seemed even more annoying now.

[Xxx commented on your Weibo: Just after watching Liang Ou, uh, how are you such a person? 】

[Xxxx commented on your Weibo: What is going on when your team is behind and you should work hard to catch up with others and rob others of their tasks? [angry]】

[Xxx reshared your Weibo: After reading Liang Ou, I was a little disappointed with Xia Rong [二 哈] Is it true that Master’s temper is only suitable for viewing from a distance? [Doge]]

[Xxxx reshared your Weibo: I feel sorry for our family Suchi, so pitiful]

[Xxx …]

This is the latest news. Xia Fuming entered his Weibo. Fortunately, the hot comments were still controlled by his fans:

[Rong Rong is so handsome today, confess our brother Rong Rong. 】

[Xia Rongyi didn’t break the rules of the game, and he didn’t use any bad means. Come on, the cat ran over to find him by himself. He just took advantage of the trend and became oK? 】

[Some people have n’t played games? Is it wrong to want to win this year? [smile]】

[Some of the Virgin Mary and the Emperor of Morality, so careless about watching a variety show, do you cry and scream at home as soon as you lose a game and tell your parents? It ’s just a game. Do you know what a game is? 】

[Troublesome for Suchi’s injustice. Look at the Weibo [screenshot] that someone personally posted. They have said they are friends, and they don’t mind. What small cookie do you count? 】

…

Xia Rong clicked the latest news and hot comments, and his mood went up and down. Although he is a popular star, he is not scolded by black fans usually, but …

Xia Rong rolled around on the bed holding his mobile phone: “… it’s so special to be misunderstood !!!”

Rolling, he found something wrong—this bed seems a bit too spacious? Alas, what about Suchi people?

He sat up against the chaotic hair, patted his knee with a meat claw, and then a silver gradual British flutter climbed up.

Xia Rong threw the phone aside, cross-legged, and allowed the cat to crawl between his legs, sitting on his hips, leaning his head, and staring at him with big eyes.

Xia Rong couldn’t help laughing anymore, and reached out and scratched Ying’s short jaw: “Do you feel sorry for me? Lost Jing … Oh no, sell cute and plead guilty?”

Ying Duan narrowed his eyes comfortably and waited for Xia Rong’s hand to stop. He came over and took the initiative to pinch Xia Rong’s fingers.

“I thought I would forgive you for selling cuteness?” Although that is the case, Xia Rong’s hands have begun to lift his back, apparently very intoxicated with this feel, “Too naive … at least I have to turn my belly over to me It ’s okay to touch … Hey! You’re fat, dare hit me! ”

The so-called “beating” is actually using the meat pad with the claws lifted to call Xia Rong’s chest.

Yingcun Yingying raised her face again, her big eyes Wu Wuyingying, and she said concisely: “The only way to solve your worries is to fight.”

“Okay!” Xia Rong was not a person who had never fought during his student days. Instead, when he entered the entertainment industry, he rarely encountered the troubles and was able to solve it through painful and quick work. He gladly took part in the challenge, rolled over, and slipped off again just after wearing his clothes. A four-claw white fluffy orange cat rushed out of it, and banged at the silver-grey cat in front of him.

The two cats scratched from the end of the bed to the end of the bed, the end of which caused the world to change color, the sun and the moon were dim … the cats on the bed fluttered, and the meowing sound continued.

“You have a lot of hair … what … forget it, you won’t come back tonight, or you’ll have to clean up the bed of cat hair.” The little orange cat suppressed the silver gradual shortness, panting.

Ying short tried to turn over, and the little orange cat immediately pressed him tighter, as if he had forcibly pinched it: “Hey hey hey, see how you escaped from the palm of your hand …

Ying Short said helplessly: “Don’t lick, it will change back later.”

“Oh.” Xia Rong had to give up the more and more skilful licking posture, burying the cat’s face on the English short furry and warm belly, and sighed, “It was a lot better with a fight.”

“Don’t stick it to me.” Ying short lifted jio kicked him, “… you give me a little bit more.”

Xia Rong reluctantly raised his head up and put his head on one of Ying’s short front legs: “The days with cats are good, no worries …”

Su Chi said: “And they can also take care of each other. If they suddenly become cats, they can be resolved immediately.”

Xia Rong drowsy with his warm cat arms: “Well, yeah …”

Su Chi: “So.”

Xia Rong: “Well, so …”

Su Chi: “Should you move here and live together?”

Xia Rong: “Hmm … hmm-?!”