How Hard is It To Raise a Bug? - Chapter 70
There were clearly large pieces of leafy vegetables in the greenhouse. Yu Mengruo had always been a young master who was never soft on spending money, but at this moment he seemed to be possessed by Grandet all of a sudden—because he had never cooked, the young The male had no idea how many vegetables the three adult Zerg would eat for a meal. At first, he lightly picked one, hesitating for a long time, full of love for Sharka, thinking about it for fear that he would not be enough. After eating, I still managed to endure the distress and picked the second tree.
After diligently leaving the greenhouse, Yu Mengruo found two female worms who were preparing to barbecue in front of the base.
Sharka handled the ingredients neatly, while Wright was instructed by him to build a bonfire and set up a grill.
Yu Mengruo adjusted the lens, as solemnly as the first day of the live broadcast, and tried several filters back and forth. Whether he looks good or not is secondary. The most important thing in this live broadcast is to ensure that the lettuce he grows by himself is fresh and beautiful under the camera.
After debugging back and forth for a while, Yu Mengruo finally took a deep breath and started the live broadcast.
Ever since he registered his account and started live broadcasting, he has never stopped broadcasting for as long as this time, for a total of about ten days. In addition, the time between the broadcast and the preview was not long, so the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was very small at the beginning of the broadcast, but this rare audience just created an atmosphere of thousands of troops, and the audience rushed to start using the barrage. Express your excitement.
【Aw ooh ooh! Let me see Xiaoyingying Hey, does Xiaoyingying look like this? Although the anchor is beautiful, why does it look so unfamiliar, don’t lie to me, are you the twin brother of Firefly, Firefly? 】
[Can the idiots in front go away, the barrage is too long and it affects my mood to lick the screen. I haven’t seen my lovely anchor for a few days, and it’s getting better! 】
【Weeping with joy! The anchor and I have won a phased victory over the lifespan! 】
Yu Mengruo felt that the sand sculpture netizens seemed to be a lot more cordial after not seeing each other for a few days. They definitely couldn’t imagine how many stories happened in the short ten days.
The male found that there were a lot of speeches saying that he had changed and looked better, so he approached the camera dubiously and observed it carefully… Could it be that the filter specially selected for the lettuce was unexpectedly suitable for him? Or…because he…he’s grown up, so he looks extra feisty.
The barrage in the live broadcast room quickly decreased in this proximity, and then exploded violently.
[I announce that the anchor’s ears are red. 】
[I helped my friend in front to change the latest status of the anchor – he has turned red as a whole. 】
[Why is he shy when he looks good? 】
[I think this should be asked by Lord Sharka. 】
[Shh, don’t say it, what if the anchor is shy and goes down the air. 】
【Damn it! The anchor only likes rustling, and they don’t favor us anymore. 】
Yu Mengruo especially admires the criminal investigation talent of the Zerg. It is true that the insects are all famous detectives. It’s terrible!
He ignored the heated discussion on the barrage, fixed the camera, and forcibly cut to the topic: “Okay! Today’s live broadcast is the first time on my planet! We have been busy with work in the past few days and have not officially done it. Dinner. The initial work is over today, and we decided to treat ourselves with an outdoor picnic.”
After speaking, he solemnly invited out two precious lettuce trees.
The survival base has a complete edible water treatment system. Yu Mengruo turned on the switch and washed the vegetables reverently in clean water.
Sharka was beside him, and after observing to determine what the male was doing, he said, “Would you like me to wash it for you, and take the audience around for a tour?”
Yu Mengruo rejected Sharka’s proposal and insisted on washing the vegetables by himself. Sharka didn’t insist, and turned around to speed up his side. No matter how slow the washing speed is, it will be over in half an hour. What if the heroine wanted to eat meat after washing the dishes? Barbecue is still time-consuming. He waved the kitchen knife until there was an afterimage, and took the time to cut some of the meat into small pieces and marinate them with seasonings.
Sure enough, when Yu Mengruo finished washing the dishes and shook the water off his hands, his contribution to the meal would end here for the time being.
He turned his attention back to the interface of the live broadcast room and found that the number of viewings had risen a lot, and everyone was chatting about their interests. Some Zerg are researching what kind of plant the lettuce in his hands is, and they are worried that they will be poisoned if they eat it; some Zerg are as shocked as Wright why he does housework; some are still studying the progress of his relationship with Sharka, and Some are even more powerful, from the occasional sound of Wright’s work to hear that there are other Zerg on the planet…
Yu Mengruo still remembered that the two female insects of the Second Army who came to the census at that time also cared about Wright, so he repeated the words at that time, and then held up the camera to let Wright come into the mirror and asked him to say hello to the audience. Wright has now developed a habit of getting nervous whenever he is greeted by a male insect. He was so frightened that he almost didn’t hug the fuel he was carrying. He quickly said hello and slipped away, which looked very strange.
[Wow, there are really other female insects on this planet! 】
[My rivals in love have increased again, I’m so envious! I definitely can’t beat Lord Sharka, but what level is this guy, is it possible for me to beat him? If you can beat him, gentlemen, please be a witness, I will fight him! ! 】
[He is one of the students that Sharka taught before, I think it is definitely not A-level, I support the friend who wants to beat him, add me, I’m going to prepare the sack bye bye! 】
[No, why does he look so panicked and scared? 】
Yu Mengruo found the final problem. As a reputation-loving Internet celebrity, he also feels that Wright’s attitude is not good, and may cause the audience to misunderstand him – he has already been hacked once on a large scale, of course, he must be more cautious in his words and deeds.
Yu Mengruo caught up with Wright, who was running away, “Xiao Lai, wait a minute.”
In order to protect Wright’s privacy on the Internet, the male worm gave his name a special code. It’s a pity that Wright couldn’t understand Yu Mengruo’s kindness. Hearing this nickname, his knees softened, and he almost knelt down for Yu Mengruo, and turned around tremblingly.
Yu Mengruo asked: “The audience in my live studio wants to know why you look scared. Please answer this question. Your attitude will make everyone misunderstand me. I specially invited you to come to the base for dinner. You have to explain the meal for me!”
Wright received the task, his brain was racing, and he said shiveringly: “I, I’m not afraid, I just feel… I don’t think I should be in the camera. You, you should take more shots of Lord Sharka, me, me It’s too much here…”
Yu Mengruo wasn’t sure how many points this answer would give, and secretly glanced at the barrage, only to find that everyone was hahaha.
[Xiao Lai is so miserable, I don’t know how many times he was beaten by Sha Sha. 】
[Mentioning that Lord Sharka was shaking with a particularly sincere feeling, he must have been beaten a lot. 】
[Caught a CP powder. 】
[Please help, the female monarch of the male insect is too powerful, I am humbled to survive under the hands of such a **** of war, what should I do online and wait a hundred thousand anxiously! 】
Since no audience suspected him of abusing female insects, Yu Mengruo was relieved, and said to Wright: “Oh, that’s the case, Xiao Lai, you don’t want to be in the mirror, it’s great! It just so happened that I didn’t plan to let you be in the mirror all the time, and now it’s Xiang Xiang. Let me introduce you to our planet. When you see my live broadcast in the future, remember to hide to the side.”
Wright: “…” So, I’m really sorry for appearing in your camera, Lord Lord.
The female responded with a vicissitudes of life, turned around tiredly, and stumbled away. This series of reactions made the audience laugh again.
[Hahahaha, anchor, don’t do this, do you remember that the most lovely thing about yourself is that you are very gentle to female insects? If you dislike Xiaolailai so much, you will lose fans! 】
[A curious question, so the above is to remove the anchor? I don’t think it’s bad for the anchor to look like this. Isn’t the cutest thing about him just like a female worm in Sharka? 】
[Caught an honest bug, I’ll tell you, I can’t get rid of it, I can’t get rid of it in this life. But the anchor has probably lost Xiao Lailai just now, and even if you lose a fan! 】
[Single females have no rights…]
[So this will be Xiao Lai’s last appearance? 】
[Xiao Lai is so miserable, when I saw him, I thought that if I went to defect to the anchor, it might be the same ending. Wuwuwu left tears of schadenfreude and empathy. 】
Yu Mengruo let go of Wright, told Sharka to have dinner and called him, walked into the base with the camera, and began to introduce his living space to the audience. Unfortunately, for safety reasons, he could neither introduce how solidly armed the Sharka was in the base nor show off that the plants that could be seen everywhere were the delicacy of the future, so he had to talk about the soft decoration of the room. It started to start again, and kept receiving signals.
[I don’t know if you have found it…]
【I found it. 】
[Haha yes, me too…]
【What are you talking about? ! 】
[I will try to answer the question and hope that everyone will criticize and correct me. The anchor has just arrived here, and most areas of this base have not been used. All the places introduced by the anchor are… um… are used for rest. For example, the sofa and carpet in the living room, the bed and bay window in the master bedroom and the guest bedroom, and even the tables and chairs in the dining room should be particularly emphasized to sit comfortably. Think about it, the anchor has not even officially cooked in the base, and a quick-frozen fast food can be eaten for up to ten minutes. Let me ask, do you care about the comfort of the tables and chairs in the fast-food restaurant? 】
After being swiped by an exclamation mark and an unconscious “ahahah” in the live broadcast room, some famous detectives who were as lonely as snow appeared one after another, and said very modestly: [Full score, I think so too. 】
Yu Mengruo casually glanced at the comment: “…”
Yu Mengruo didn’t understand why today’s live broadcast kept getting out of control. As a mature Internet celebrity whose specialty is to shape personalities and guide public opinion, he immediately conducted a serious reflection, and then he decided to forgive himself: there is no way, it is not his fault. A writer in human society (not Lu Xun) once said that the three most difficult things to hide in the world are love, poverty, and coughing.
– The self-defeating male worm pulled down his sleeves and covered the camera of the terminal, “Then that’s the end of today’s visit, I seem to hear Shasha calling me to eat, let’s go eat!”
Audience: “…” It’s really sudden, unless Sharka is a male and the anchor is a female, otherwise the anchor is just talking nonsense.
The live broadcast room was dark and silent for a moment, and then a string of colorful barrages slowly began to float past.
[See through and don’t say through, and repeat, this live broadcast room is not allowed to publish standard answers in the future! ! 】