How Hard is It To Raise a Bug? - Chapter 89
Under the instigation of Du Kun, several males were very interested and planned to take the females to drive the spaceship to carry out enclosure activities after the party.
Anthony watched the whole process silently, his heart was filled with the anger of “you idiots with no AC count”, and at the same time, the excitement of the anticipation of the face-slapping plot “Ha ha, you will look good at that time”, and all the insects are drunk and I am alone. The arrogance of waking up is really mixed.
He originally wanted to hand over the secretly recorded audio to the Male Insect Protection Committee to report Du Kun for unfair competition, but then he thought: Wait! Am I an asshole? Lord Yu Mengruo is so strong, he may not be afraid of Du Kun and the others, even if the Lord himself can’t resist this group of idiots who don’t talk about martial arts and want to take advantage of it together, can’t he still help to perform?
Besides, Lord Yu Mengruo’s daily interest should be to pretend to be weak, right?
In case he is so strong and lonely, and wants to attract a despicable guy like Du Kun by pretending to be weak, and then do justice in the light of the righteous, then go through the procedure and go to the official to make a small report, wouldn’t it delay his fun?
Besides, this is a good opportunity to fall from the sky and get closer to the Great God! I have to call Lord Yu Mengruo first—!
After going through such a mental journey, Anthony tried his best to endure until the end of the party, and urgently summoned his female best at paperwork to let him make a draft for himself. He also rehearsed and rehearsed the phone call with Lord Yu Mengruo several times in advance with the female attendant. .
After full preparation, he dialed out the call application with Yu Mengruo with excitement. Finally, with the materials provided by the tool bug Du Kun, he successfully had a chat with the new idol for dozens of minutes.
Although the focus of Lord Yu Mengruo’s attention is a little strange every time, making his drafts become waste paper, but… he still feels that he and Lord Yu Mengruo have really shortened the distance, and he is so happy!
After saying everything he knew, Anthony quietly waited for Lord Yu Mengruo’s response.
And Yu Mengruo’s response did not exceed his expectations.
— After listening to the ins and outs of the whole thing, the powerful male insect on the other end of the video seemed to be lit up by surprise, and his innocent and clear eyes seemed to contain thousands of stars, which were terribly bright.
“What, there is such a good thing! When are they going to come?”
…
Anthony said that the males were planning to come to trouble Yu Mengruo after the party.
Enclosures need infrastructure, so the males have already contacted the females left behind in the territory and asked them to come with basic production line parts.
It was precisely because they had to wait for the supplies to be in place that their party lasted so long, and they engaged in a lot of absurd entertainment.
In other words, there are still a few days to prepare.
Yu Mengruo excitedly dragged Sharka into a meeting with J10, and asked humbly for his opinion, “Shasha, Xiao Shi, do you think what Anthony said is true?”
Sharka has always been paying attention to Yu Mengruo’s live broadcast room, and he naturally knows that An An is a little cutie who has been **** recently. He thought about it and expressed his opinion, “Master, I am more inclined to what Anthony said is true. Besides, even if it is false, he set a trap for you, but you have not exposed everything in front of him. Strength. If there is a trap, there will be a bait. We destroy the trap and eat the bait.”
J10 and Sharka agreed. They didn’t even give a reason. They said simply and clearly: “Host, you can trust Anthony. Unless he is also deceived, he should not deceive you.”
This determined attitude made Sharka have a doubt in his heart.
Yu Mengruo didn’t think much about it. Now he was gradually getting used to the supernatural powers of the little friends around him, he concentrated on crazy brainstorming, and planned the script for these male insects who came to give them warmth.
First of all, now Yu Mengruo knew that it was not easy to find someone who was beaten, and he had to be beaten and cherished.
Therefore, he had to pave the way for the encounter with a little bit of public opinion.
During the recent live broadcast, Yu Mengruo stopped interacting with the audience, but before starting to prepare to meet the enemy, he deliberately started the live broadcast again.
Sharka made a campfire for him, and Yu Mengruo skewered the corn from the vegetable shed on a long branch, and grilled it back and forth while talking to the audience.
“The atmosphere in the live broadcast room is not very good recently. I haven’t commented for a long time. I’m sorry everyone. The corn I planted is mature today, so I’m in a very good mood. I want to chat with everyone.”
The first responders were warm-hearted fans, and the atmosphere seemed to be quite harmonious.
[It’s okay, little Yingying! 】
[As long as you are in a good mood, it doesn’t matter if you continue to close comments, don’t let the Internet affect your life! 】
[Is this thing called corn? It looks weird, is it delicious? 】
Unfortunately, a few minutes later, netizens who couldn’t stand Yu Mengruo arrived at the scene.
【Why did you start acting pitiful again? 】
[Laughing to death, did the anchor forget that he created an image of a star thief who stared at him to death? 】
[It should be that my head finally woke up, and I remembered that I was a waste, so let’s go back to the original route. 】
At this time, Sharka came over and brought a plate of cut fruit to Yu Mengruo. These fruits are not products of the earth, but the tastes that the male Zerg worms prefer, and they are also sweet and sour. It’s common in the central star, but it’s more expensive at the border. As soon as the trolls saw the fruit, they immediately found a pinch point and began to ridicule Yu Mengruo for only enjoying, and Sharka was brainwashed and enslaved.
Sharka wanted to take care of Yu Mengruo, so he didn’t have time to read the comments. He used a branch to pull potatoes out of the fire, peeled off the tinfoil wrapped outside, and put them aside to dry.
While eating fruit, Yu Mengruo was in charge of the firepower output this time, and happily responded, “It’s alright, thank you for your concern, I was really unhappy before, but it’s better now. This corn is super delicious! “
Just when netizens thought he would ignore the trolls and only chat with fans, Yu Mengruo continued, “Of course, the fruit is also delicious! But I’ll tell you quietly, this fruit is not as expensive as corn! It’s hard for me to raise it. That’s wrong, the average female worm can’t afford to support me. But, Shasha’s ability is relatively strong, so it’s okay – the gap between the zerg is so big, you don’t have to feel inferior, you can’t find it anyway. When it comes to males like me, there is no need to suffer.”
Internet trolls felt suffocated: Does this male have no self-esteem?
They started to enter new comments frantically, ranting about Yu Mengruo’s waste, shameless and disgraceful, and so on.
An An’s little cutie fell from the sky and arrived at the scene, frantically outputting herself and attacking Yu Mengruo’s netizens.
Relatively peaceful fans: Ah this…
However, there is still a gap between Zerg and humans.
If the live broadcast room of human anchors is chaotic like this, in addition to the ecstasy of the evil and chaotic people who eat melons, there will definitely be a large number of lawful good or lawful neutral fans who will drop their fans and find some peaceful entertainment to kill time.
But most Zerg are very aggressive.
In the past, when the anchor was pressed and scolded, only fans who liked the anchor would feel distressed that Yu Mengruo helped him fight. Although it played the role of abusing and solidifying fans, some ordinary passers-by fans would gradually lose their fans.
Now Yu Mengruo chooses to start the live broadcast, and passers-by fans: Ah, I am touched, the late-blooming anchor has finally grown up!
Under the camera, after responding to the provocation with provocation, Yu Mengruo maintained a peaceful attitude and continued to publish content that was not peaceful at all: “Thank you, An An, cute for helping me speak. I also feel very sorry for some Zerg misunderstandings about me. I feel that you are so full of precautions against male insects, and when you see a male insect, you imagine that you will be hurt and robbed of credit. Have you suffered any harm in reality?”
The male worm blinked and said sincerely: “It’s so pitiful. Let’s talk about what level you are, how many times you have been on the battlefield, and how much credit you have been robbed. We can launch an event! Everyone come. Talking about this problem may attract more attention from the Zerg, improve the existing merit evaluation standards, and promote the progress of society.”
Anyway, no matter what the netizens spray, it seems that they can’t hurt the anchor. Not only does he not care, but he will pity you in return, an attitude that irritates the trolls and sparks a new wave of lashing out.
Seeing that the provocation was successful, Yu Mengruo ignored the fight in the live broadcast room. He handed the corn to Sharka, stood up by himself, and took the long shot with the lens.
“Everyone, please leave a lot of comments in my live broadcast room. If there are friends who have left their tragic experiences, I will read them carefully later. But now, I still want to report my recent progress to everyone.”
Yu Mengruo waved his hand and pointed to the mining assembly line behind him.
“Because we met a star thief and got a bounty from the leader of the star thief, I opened a new mining assembly line, which is now in use! Look at everyone! I will also pick and polish the ores that are mined this time. A bunch of beads will be given to lucky viewers! I hope you will like it, and friends who want the second batch of beads should remember to follow me and leave a message in the live broadcast room!”
This new assembly line was built after the captive star thieves added new labor, but Yu Mengruo didn’t say it clearly.
Although there are many famous detectives in the live broadcast room, the area of B612 is not small, and most places are still wasteland to be developed. From the background, it is no different from the surrounding barren stars. And after his provocation just now, whether it’s a fan or a black, his attention has long been shifted to the fight, so it’s hard to notice that this is another planet.
Now let me say something casually, leave the audio and video materials, and keep all the witnesses and physical evidence that I had mined this planet first. Yu Mengruo returned to the campfire contentedly, sat down next to Sharka, and looked at the corn eagerly. Looking at the potatoes, he asked expectantly, “Shasha, are you ready to eat?”
Sharka used the cutlery to break the baked potato into small pieces, picked one, tasted it, and put the rest on a plate and handed it to the male.
“Master male, eat this first.” The female worm looked at the male worm with a very gentle gaze.
Yu Mengruo took a bite, narrowed her eyes happily, and exclaimed intoxicated, “Ah! The potatoes I planted are so delicious!”
Then, he held up a small piece and fed it to Sharka’s mouth, “You eat Shasha too!”
Anyway, every live broadcast with a variety of strange content can finally return to the eternal show of love theme!