Human Brain Ranch - Chapter 438

Chapter 438 Child Support

Sun Wukong is uncomfortable.

He has a frizzy personality, how can he see the child? Have this patience?

Back then, when he was in Huaguo Mountain with a mountain of monkeys and monkeys, all kinds of monkeys surrounded him and asked questions. He felt very distressed and irritable, so he was very repulsive at the time, and he didn’t expect to come again in front of him. ?

But Sun Wukong was distressed in his heart: “My grandson, I hate to owe other people’s favors the most! Love debts and other things are even more messy, but these monkey children are the blood of my grandson, and they have to take care of them, so many can’t be taken care of. The burden is all on the female monkey’s body, right?”

He hates being indebted the most, and he hates his mother-in-law.

But I can only take care of these monkey children, and become a monkey king for a time.

“Dad, I want a weapon. Lao Zhang’s daughter next door has her own magic wand, and I don’t have anything.”

“Dad, I want to learn supernatural powers!”

“Daddy, I want some monkey hair under your armpit.”

A group of kids chatting.

“Wukong, his temper is frizzy, can’t he bear it?”

Tang Seng was watching the play next to him, and was a little surprised, “I heard that when he was working as a Bima Wen in Tianting, he raised horses for two days, and he was so irritable that he smashed the Pantao Garden.”

For a long time, the various disasters on the journey to the west are generally related to oneself.

At every turn, he eats Tang monk meat and robs himself countless times.

As soon as he came to this daughter’s country, he instinctively felt that something was wrong. This might be a difficult test of lust, and countless beauties could not tempt him.

He has seen things like this before, and he passed through Pansi Cave just once.

“But I never imagined that the disaster of this daughter’s country turned out to be the catastrophe of Wukong.”

Tang Seng looked at him, and he ended up having a rest.

“Elder Tang, you have come from a long way. Sit down first.” Several players next to him came over immediately, and flattered, “You sit, this is a fresh watermelon, it has been cut, and Elder Tang can just eat the melon by the side.”

Tang Seng’s ears were soft, and his hospitality was difficult, so he sat down and ate melons in the teahouse next to him.

Everyone is very clear.

You have to please Tang Seng and others, and let them favor him internally, so that Sun Wukong can’t escape.

“Master, this melon is so sweet and thirst-quenching.”

Zhu Bajie nibbled at him, like a wild boar arching over the watermelon field, looking at Sun Wukong in the distance, “Oh, Brother Monkey has all the children, when can I go back to Gao Lao Zhuang to see my wife?”

The people were eating melons in the teahouse, so happy.

“Ah!! I’m so annoying!”

And the Monkey King in the distance is even more irritable, even more irritable than the tight hoop spell.

This group of children not only pestered themselves to ask for various things, but even led them to “cultivation” and “leveling up” by fighting monsters.

“Change for me!”

Sun Wukong’s scalp exploded.

He was so angry that he bald the monkey fur on the back of his head, and turned into a lot of clones, each with a baby, to upgrade to fight monsters and become bodyguards.

“Dad, you are so cool.”

“This way I won’t panic if I fight monsters and upgrade, I have bodyguards.”

“Thank you Daddy.”

They each left with a Monkey King.

This makes other players envious, jealous, and hateful. If they knew that the reincarnated monkey clan had such a hidden mission, and they had their own upgraded bodyguards, they would have been monkeys for a long time.

“Master, Brother Monkey was bald, and the back of his head is bare.” Zhu Bajie said honestly, and said in a loud voice, “From today onwards, I have to call him Ah Kui hair loss!”

“Amitabha.” Monk Sha recited in a timely manner.

“Bajie, don’t give people a nickname.”

Tang Seng also put his hands together, finished eating the melon, and stood up, “Wukong is very busy right now, we just went to meet the king of the daughter’s kingdom to get the customs clearance letter.”

He walked away with a few people, leaving behind the lonely Monkey King surrounded by people.

Soon, they were brought to the palace by a group of female officials. The king of the daughter country was already sitting on the throne and cordially met these envoys from the Tang Dynasty.

The king of the daughter country also behaved quite friendly.

After all, she had to find someone, and she no longer envied Tang Seng, but Sun Wukong.

“Your customs clearance letter has been signed, you can leave.” The king of the daughter country said.

“Thank you, Your Majesty.”

Tang monk bowed down and bowed.

The king of the daughter country said: “But there are still some things to explain carefully. It is related to your eldest apprentice Sun Wukong.”

“Your Majesty, please tell me.” Tang Seng said: “Is it because Pan Jinhou lives here? This is Wukong’s personal debt of love, but he has already become a monk, and he has cut off all emotions and six desires, and the debt of Hongchen is difficult to continue.”

“We naturally know this.”

The king of the daughter country was very informed and reasonable, and brought a few people to an office. She put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses and had a very refined temperament, “It’s the child’s alimony issue. After all these years, although we have taken in them. Pan Jinhou, but her child’s problems have left her in debt.”

Zhu Bajie immediately interjected: “I just said, Brother Monkey’s children, in Daughter’s Country, are covered in mountains and fields, and they have become mountains of flowers and fruits. How can they be supported by selling cooking cakes? It turns out that they are in debt.”

“This is a debt note.”

The king of the daughter country came up with a list, “Although Sun Wukong can be left alone, or even deny the account, from a certain point of view, the man has already divorced, abandoned the orphans and widowed mothers, and escaped into Buddhism, but I still hope that he It is really not easy to help the orphans and widowed mothers who are alone in raising 192,735 children.”

“How could you not help? This is a debt caused by Wukong, let a girl in the family bear everything.”

Tang Seng was very kind, and he agreed to help Sun Wukong immediately, saying that even if Sun Wukong didn’t help, he would let him afford the night before becoming a monk.

He took the debt note and looked at it.

With 190,000 children, even he had to admit that Sun Wukong was really able to give birth.

But not incomprehensible.

Some special mysterious races, such as the Zerg and the Sea Race, all have a birth of more than 100,000, which is very normal.

Even some human clans in Chang’an City have hundreds of thousands of blood descendants in each generation. This kind of terrifying fertility is very common in the Xianxia world.

Even mortals can have more than a dozen brothers, let alone them?

“However, this child support fee is too much, right?” Tang Seng rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he was dazzled, seeing an astronomical figure.

“Running out.”

The king of the daughter country said: “Elder Tang and his party have been on the road all the way, sleeping in the wilderness. They rarely know the current market situation in the Three Realms, right? According to official statistics, the market situation now is different from hundreds of years ago. Seven hundred times, it’s popular now, and raising it starts with a baby.”

“Generally, from birth to ten years old, they will sign up for swordsmanship classes, Taoism classes, etiquette training classes, and math Olympiad interest classes.”

She talked eloquently and said some very professional words, “I hope that even if I get divorced and enter Buddhism, I can jointly raise the children and pay child support.”

(end of this chapter)