Husband Doting Wife: Emperor Gu’s Shameless Perfect Bride - Chapter 289

Lifens brother glanced at Bolin who was contemplating laughing it off or waiting for someone to speak.

“And Lifen is…” he probed.

Bolin simply shrugged his shoulders and continued using his phone.

“Idiot.” Lifen said and Bolin raised his head.

“You have BlackBerry breast okay. They are small..tiny..little. happy.”

Xiao Ai whispered to Gu Bojing. “Since when did they start to bicker like this? I didnt know they had become this close.”

Gu Bojing replied in the same whisper. “You should probably ask your friend.”

Lifen turned to her bother with watery eyes. “Brother…waaaa….waaaa…”

Hannah said. “Its not like he is lying. And you know it too.”

She turned to glance at Hannah before crying to her brother again. “Waaaa…waaa…”

Gu Bojing told Xiao ai. “I am glad we dont have little sisters in the Gu family. They can be so annoying. She is grown up already.” He complained.

Lifen heard this and raised a brow. “He is my brother and isnt complaining. Who are you? Brother.. ….waaaa…”

Yusheng wanted to move to pacify her but Lifens brother gave him a glare so he couldnt move from his position and only said back to Hannah. “You are one to talk to Lifen. Like yours arent black berry too.”

Hannah who has been acting as a shield stared at the ingrate behind her. “What did you say?”

Yusheng took a step backwards and gave her chest a glance. “You have black berry breasts too.”

Before Hannah could talk Lifens brother spoke on her behalf. “It’s at least better than your girlfriends.”

“Thank you.” Hannah said and they both gave each other a high five.

Lifen:”….” You are supposed to be taking my side!

Xiao ai spoke out her thoughts. “I think your brother just ditched you for a person with ass.”

Lifen scoffed. “Hannah doesnt even have ass. She is just flat like any other Asian.”

Bolin retorted. “Speak for yourself. Xinyi isnt flat. Just because you are flat doesnt mean you have to generalize it for everyone.”

Xiao ai smirked before asking. “Does that mean I ain’t Asian? Cause I know for sure I am not flat.” She bragged.

Dongai winked at Gu Bojing. “Only the husband can tell.”

Gu Bojing who wouldn’t normally interfere in such conversations joined his wife in making fun of Lifen. “Her ass gives me joy, I call it Asspirin.”

Everyone:”…” Did he just say that.

“Okay..that was fu*king awkward.” Bolin cringed.

Xiao Ai sat properly to look at her husband. The man was only staring at her with a blank look. “No it isnt. I actaully like that. We should cruise together. You are starting to learn.”

Gu Bojin gave her a faint smile.

Xiao ai too siad. “And my boobs give him joy, he call it Iboobprofen.”

The couple smirks and gives each other a fist bump.

“You two are a fucking match made in heaven.” Bolin commented smiling at the couple.

Lifens brother helped Lifen adjust herself before asking. “Is this how you all talk?”

Lifen shook her head. “No. I am pretty sure Xiao ai has infected her husband with that attitude.”

Xiao AI brought out her phone. “We should update our social media.” She took a picture before taking another and then using the back camera she made a short video of everyone in the room.

She posted it on her social media. /My ass gives him joy, he calls it Asspirin. #GuCouple #Cruise./ With an attachment of the picture. In the picture, Gu Bojing has his hands gently on her bum, smiling at her, while she pouts her lips at him in a cute manner. Her boobs resting on his chest and a little cleavage showing.

She attached the short video of everyone in the room too.

Gu Bojing who rarely used his social media except for company purpose too updates. He made a screenshot of what Xiao Ai posted and captioned it. /Her boobs give me joy, I call it Iboobprofen. Sorry to all the pharmacists. #love #GuCouple./

Once the couple updates the internet was in uproar again.

Gentlelikethewaves: Ahhhhhh….I am screaming. She has done it. She has done it. She has finally infected our handsome with her attitude.

Lovingyou: They look damn cute. That hands fits the ass properly. With love from here.

Lovingwaves: Why is no one freaking about the fact that Goddess of Shamelessness was thought to be dead before?

Shamelessone: Because we will know its something she is capable of doing.

Littleshameless: What if she only used that as a disguise because she owes someone money?

Shamelesslove: Why ain’t I surpised at what the above said? She is truly capable of that.

Younghandsomemaster: Brother really did say what big sister in law posted. Lifen is still mad at her BlackBerry breast.

Moana: You all should contribute money for Lifen. So she can have breast surgery lol. Just kidding. She will kill me if she sees this.

Funnylove: Cant believe I am in the same comment session with them. I am freaking out.

Shamelessai: I am jealous. Why will goddes of Shamelessness get married? I want her even though I am a girl. She should belong to the community.

Lovingai: I know right. Vice Chairman Gu chanced us. Mo Ai belongs to the street.

GuBojing: The two commenters above, should I not belong to the community as well?

Shamelessai: I am losing consciousness. Mr Gu I really love your wife. I am not ashamed or afraid to confess.

GuBojing: You shouldn’t be. Any normal person will love her.

XiaoAi: -_- I belong to the street but my husband belongs to me alone. No cap.

GuBojing: Muah muah…I only belong to you.

Hannha who was scrolling through their comment shouted at the two. “Okay enough. Stop being so lovely dovey in the comment section.”

“How is it your concern?” Xial Ai asked and Gu Bojing raised a brow.

Hannah told Gu Bojing. “Boss…you are supposed to take my side.”

He raised his hands. “Bosslady when it comes to her, I cant take your side.”

“We are comrades in business.” She reminded.

“I am his comrade for life and in bed. Beat that if you can.”

Bolin the gossip machine had made a short video of the bickering and made a post about it.

Younghandsomemaster/ Big sister in law is just….Ugghhh.. she can frustrate your life. @XiaoAi, you havent paid for my A.C which you damaged./

There were lots of comments within minutes and Bolin sighed at how much controversy his big sister in law is able to raise.

FanofHandsome: I think they decided to give us dog food today. Likeeeeeeeee

MastersLovingFan: So…Mr Gu is good in bed or what….?

Lovingai: *scared emoji* Should the above commenter be asking that? I am curious though. If he isn’t good enough come to me mo Ai.. I ama girl but I will make you feel good. -_-

Bolin turned to Xiao Ai with a playful smile. “They are asking.”

Xiao ai who was still bickering with Hannah asked in irritation. “About what?”

He glanced at his brother before focusing back on his phone. “If brother is good in bed. Lovingai even wants to hook up with you if he isn’t doing well.”

Xiao Ai glanced at her hubby with a smirk and quickly opened Bolins post. Indeed there were lots of comments. “Hey. Tag me for that particular comment. I cant find it. It’s drowned.”

“Just tag Lovingai and reply. Is Brothrr…” he playfully asked and Gu Bojing riased a brow at him.

Lifens brother told Lifen as he made himself comfortable on the stool, his glance going to Hannah every now and then. “They are really weird people.”

“This is just the start. Once she infects him completely, he will join the shameless group too.”

Xiaoai/@Lovingai I dare not say. It’s a personal matter but since you are asking I will just say, ask Mr Gu./

GuBojing/ Do you want to experiment today and give the feed back tomorrow @Xiaoai?/

Xiaoai/ I will have to cancel all plans for tomorrow then./

GuBojing/ Duoduo will stay with @Moana/

Moana/ Damn you two. You are ditching her for sex?/

GuBojing/ Just for correction, boss it’s lovemaking./

Lovingai/ Dont sleep with the love of my life./

Xiaoai/ Not to worry my love @Lovingai. We will hook up sometime later./

GuBojing/ Not on my watch. Let’s go home Mrs Gu./

XiaoAi/ Oh No…./

The next emoji everyone was leaving was a laughing one. Xiao AI has the audacity to make mouth but now that her husband was calling her to come home, she remembered what she is in for.

Lovinai/Stay safe @Xiaoai/

Xiaoai/ You should hope I will stay woke. I can see my energy weeping already. Oh..this virile man./

Immediately Gu bojing dragged her up and she reminded.

“The countrys event is tomorrow evening. Let’s be gentle please.”

He smirked before placing her on his shoulder. “How is that any of my business. Boss…I leave Duoduo in your hands. You can as Bolin for her clothes.”

Xiao Ai giggled as he made his way out and the couple starts to bicker.