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– The 10-year complex facial pyogenic acne has disappeared completely. I cried so hard. Thank you so much, soap makers.
– I cut my leg pretty bad when I was a kid. That’s why I couldn’t wear shorts after I died. But after one bath with GCS, it was gone. It’s a real miracle…
― On the cheek, there’s a speck as big as a 500 won coin. No matter how many laser treatments you get, it doesn’t get erased, but it gets darker and it’s a lifetime wound. I couldn’t even go outside. But after one bath with GCS, it was gone.
– Everyone only talks about acne, scars and pigmentation, but once you bathe in GCS, your whole body gets baby skin. All the fine lines were gone.
– After you did the GCS once, it was completely porcelain skin. I always envied her because she was a good-looking older sister, but now she’s so pretty…
– But you said it was a promotional gift. When did the formal sale start?
– I’m worried about how much it will cost.
– Maybe a few thousand won, maybe more than 100,000 won. Will you give it to me as a gift?
– Common sense, think GCS efficacy. Do you think it’s worth tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands?
― You can be a slave to your grandmother, so please start selling GCS!
The cosmetic community is in chaos. You and I were just talking about the GCS. Especially with age, women’s interest in GCS was absolute.
Mysterious soap for an absolute beauty.
Those who were interested in cosmetics naturally focused on their eyes, and those who suffered from scarring and skin conditions waited eagerly for GCS to be marketed.
* * *
“Is this the GCS? ”
Executive Vice President of Delhi Life Health June.
He watches the small paper outline on his desk with curious eyes.
“Yes, I went to the second-hand auction market and it was very competitive. We could only get two of them, and the other one is in the lab right now, analyzing the ingredients. ”
“Well, apparently, it’s just plain liquid soap. ”
“But the efficacy is unusual. Eliminates any skin problems and leaves you with exceptional beauty. Given the changes in just 20 minutes, consumer perception feedback is very fast. ”
“He doesn’t even have a Ministry of Food and Drugs permit. Is that a problem? ”
Cosmetics and soap.
The former must obtain a license from the Ministry of Food and Drugs, but the latter should only file a tax properly so that there is no problem. Implementation Jun wondered if there was room for digging.
“Since you sell it with soap, not cosmetics, licensing a pharmacy is not an issue. ”
“It’s not solid soap. It’s liquid soap. Isn’t liquid soap a cosmetic product? ”
“It used to be, but the criteria have recently changed. Correctly labeling liquid soap ingredients does not require a Food and Drug Administration permit to be treated as a commodity. ”
“No, what kind of person sets such a ridiculous standard? Liquid soap is not a cosmetic. What the hell is this? ”
He said, “We’ve lobbied for our company to change like that. I couldn’t say.” At the same time, the implementer approved the lobby work.
“Okay, so how much do you think this soap would cost if there were no other major side effects? No, how much would you sell this soap maker for? ”
“Let’s put aside the production costs…. If you look at the efficacy, you can get 100 million won per person, but that’s not enough. ”
“A hundred million won for only 10 grams of soap? ”
“A hundred million dermatologists can’t afford it, not a hundred million. It’s simply the price of not looking at soap, but approaching the concept of skin care. ”
“…… hmm. ”
“When you look at the skin beauty market, there is enough demand. It’s much more advantageous to do GCS once than to receive things like Fraxel, IPL, noble molding and so on. It’s even whole body hair. GCS’s desperate consumers will live to be 100 million. ”
“I’ve heard that people can’t save even KRW 10 million a year. ”
“Of course you have to pay for 10 years of long-term installments. If you link it to a Delji card or a Delji security and you give it a down payment, you can double your profits. ”
“Huh, this guy. Someone must have mistaken GCS for our product. ”
“I’m sorry.”
I bowed my head naturally. Lee Hyung-jun tapped the table with an uncomfortable face. It was a habit that comes out when I think about something deep.
“You said you bought it at a second-hand auction, right? How much did you pay?”
“Five hundred a dog cost me a thousand. ”
“Five hundred, 500… ”
Ten grams of liquid soap, five hundred. This is also the minimum price. If you sell it for 100 million, people will eventually live. As long as it’s effective.
It is a pig that breeds a gentle breeze.
I thought deeply about how to get the pig, and how to implement it.
* * *
The Jongno Young-woong cosmetics store occupies the entire first floor of a 100-plus, five-story building. The remaining two, three, four, and five floors were still vacant.
In the last month, the second floor, which was empty, was undergoing interior decoration. The interior made a lot of noise every day, but guests came to the store on the first floor with bright faces.
“So the owner of this store is the building owner? ”
“Yes, it is. Sir, I think this floor will be decorated as a GCS exclusive. ”
“So when does the interior end? ”
“It’ll be over in a week, sir. ”
Consumers, shut up and take my money! The store on the first floor was always busy, and when GCS was officially launched on the Internet, expectations increased with each passing day.
And a week later, the whole building, as well as the store, was filled with huge promotional posters.
“GCS is coming! Only 200!”
At last, consumers who were excited about the launch of GCS suddenly felt something strange.
“But what does Only 200 mean? ”
“GCS is a very tricky product, so it’s hard to get the quantity. I heard you’ve only made 200 yet. ”
“No way! Only 200!”
The consumers who found the store panicked and the internet beauty community panicked. How many people are waiting? Only 200!
– Heard the news? GCS is officially on sale in a week.
– Wow.
– But the initial volume is only 200.
– What are you talking about, alpha high treason?
― GCS is so difficult to make. It must be difficult to get the quantity.
– There are still too few 200. There must be millions of people in Korea who insist on buying that right now….
– Millions vs. 200? Phew, can I line up in front of the store now?
– It’s too late. Hundreds of people are already lined up. There are no answers in the queue from now on.
The beauty community, SNS, was moaning. Particularly those suffering from skin conditions vomited the collapsing breath of the world.
In the meantime, a sales announcement was posted on the GCS website. The announcement vomited up to 10 million views in less than a day.
“Dear GCS Customer, On the other hand, we have decided to sell GCS in the next 6 days, but due to a shortage of supplies, we are considering several things. Compared to those who wanted GCS, the volume was infinitely low, and a lot of people groaned because of the unreasonability of first-come, first-served purchases, and they got a lot of complaints about it.
Therefore, we have decided to sell all 200 GCS primary volumes for online auction. Auction representatives will be conducted on eBay, please see the table below for detailed auction schedule.
Sincerely, ”
The prospective buyers were delirious. The consumers who stood in line all day complained, but eventually they all disbanded without doing anything. Rather, I was in a hurry to figure out how the auction was going.
– Why did you auction for an American company like eBay and not a domestic company like Auction? Isn’t this a local spill?
– The fuck is eating the fucking cock. Don’t you know eBay is the majority owner?
There was a minor controversy, but it’s not an issue, so let’s move on.
The eBay side specifically agreed to conduct an auction by opening a corner that supports multiple national languages simultaneously. Due to the sales commission cap, eBay considers the commission return to be a small but widespread opportunity to promote the company.
With simultaneous support for major languages such as Korean, English, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, and Russian, domestic consumers came to their senses.
– Hey, if this goes wrong, we could wipe it out in a foreign country. I heard from a friend of mine in Arabia that oil players are really into GCS right now.
– If you sell it as an auction, you won’t be able to buy any regular consumers. The GCS has gone rogue. Very good.
― GCS is really too much. Shouldn’t we be thinking about domestic clients suffering from skin conditions first?
Such protests were lodged on the GCS website. However, GCS only responded to the formal response of the copy and paste expression.
And then the auction started, and the results of the auction were even more horrifying and terrifying than the domestic consumers expected.
― …….
― Lost to talk.
– …… Crazy. A 10g liquid soap is 10 billion.
The highest price was 10 billion.
2.3 billion? Don’t even think about it.
– It was an early reward and 350 coins were for publicity purposes. They only want to benefit themselves.
– I don’t live in GCS anymore.
– Too much, really.
823 billion won.
200 GCS total bids.
Only 2 kg of liquid soap was won at a total of 823 billion. Less than 10 (100 g) won domestically, and all the rest were wiped out by foreign customers. It was also said that half of the total was taken from the Arab world.
After tax, it is about ₩ 78.18 million.
The sales fee deducted from here dropped by close to 748 billion won. Domestic consumers who were desperately waiting for the specific amount of sales were devastated.
It is a heavenly object that cannot be broken or died.
* * *
“Hey, how come you haven’t seen anyone in your past life who sells like this? ”
“The rich people who needed GCS and had that kind of money could just buy the green crystals and use them, so they didn’t have to sell GCS separately. ”
“Aha.”
Yongwoong reassured that there was no GCS sales market.
Jeong Hyojoo continued to say, rolling the pen.
“I’m finally going to sell the general market for KRW 99.9 million. ”
“I think 100 million will sell well enough. ”
“How does a normal worker buy 100 million dollars of soap? In the long run, it’s in everyone’s best interest to expand the market by allowing them to live as slaves in installments. Don’t forget our role model is Coca-Cola. ”
Seeking a strip sale market, but setting the extreme profit within it. That’s why Jeong Hyojoo thought the final general selling price was KRW 999 million.
“Then won’t it be enough to sell for 23 million won? I think even a regular worker can afford it. ”
“If it’s over 10 million won, I can’t because I have psychological resistance. How big is one unit down? Think about why you sell $1 million in home shopping for $999. ”
999 million won.
That’s enough money for a layman to last 10 months, 99,000 won a month. This was the optimal point of Jeong Hyoju’s squeezing and stripping.
Of course, it is a domestic market and the international market will be slightly different. There’s an exchange rate.
“If we had sold for 999 million won in the first place, there would have been a huge rebuttal because it was expensive. That’s human psychology. ”
“Aha, that’s why you did the international auction first. ”
By now, many consumers will be devastated and frustrated at the price of billions.
However, if you sell it for 999 million won after a reasonable period of time, you will be more impressed and willing to become a slave to the installment.
“There aren’t many people around the world who can afford billions and billions of dollars of soap. At least a billion dollars in cash for one bar of soap would be worth 100 billion in total assets. The wealthier the asset, the lower the cash ratio. ”
“In the meantime, let’s pull it out for auction. ”
“The high price has been decided by the consumer, and we should be praised for selling there. ”
Production was maintained by Yeongwoong and sales marketing was entirely controlled by HyoJoo Jeong.
“Oh, but is that weird? ”
“What?”
“It’s getting too quiet when the crowds show up. ”
“…… I think I want those people to show up. ”
“No, it’s more like those kids usually show up, but it’s too quiet, so it’s weird. ”
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Yusuf rejoices at the sound of Delhi’s taste again.