I Am the Cutest in the Universe - Chapter 5

    Tu Mianmian is honest and very obedient, and the show team asks you to do whatever she wants.

    Assistants are not allowed to enter the show. When Tu Mianmian went to draw the task card in the middle, Judy found the opportunity to slip to Tu Mianmian’s side.

    “Madam, I asked Butler Anderson.” Judy said what she had heard: “Bob came in temporarily to replace the original guest.”

    The original guest was a very good-natured girl. I heard that she had a good personal relationship with Xu Taotao. If it is the original guest configuration, the program team must be happy.

    Judy thought about Bob’s bad behavior and asked, “Madam, do you want to quit?”

    Tu Mianmian also thought about it and said, “Forget it.”

    He sighed while saying the famous saying, “It’s coming.”

    The live broadcast room of the program group was filled with joy again:

    [Ouch, they are whispering again! ]

    [I want to hear I want to hear! I have charged to vvvvvvvvip! ]

    [I heard a sentence – all come. This seems to be a frequently used phrase in ancient times. I only learned this phrase in class the day before yesterday. ]

    [I always feel that the camera especially prefers this little cutie named Mianmian, what is his origin? ]

    [I don’t know, but I know Bob was plugged in by an investor. Bob is so greasy! ]

    [The more I look, the more I want to touch it~]

    The pictures are coming, I don’t want to give up halfway. Anyway, the four guests acted separately, and now no one can get in the way.

    Judy walked away again before the live camera came around.

    Tu Mianmian clicked the “Extract Mission” option on the task robot in front of her, then took a handmade biscuit from the space button of the wristband, and gnawed it while waiting for the robot to get the result.

    The task card pops up, open it and take a look – feed the plants.

    Figure Mianmian: “?”

    Tu gently wiped the biscuits from his mouth and asked blankly, “Feed? Do you water and sprinkle fertilizer?”

    “…” The mission robot hesitated, as if it wanted to tell Tu Mianmian but didn’t dare.

    It turned its head and left, and after a while, brought a basket of carrots that were fragrant and red with emerald green radish tassels.

    Tu Mianmian was suddenly dizzy with surprise, and felt that the front teeth that had just gnawed on the biscuits were a little itchy, “Is this for me!”

    My God, how do they know they love to eat carrots!

    The picture is drooling.

    “No.” The mission robot said dully, “This is for feeding plants.”

    Tu Mianmian: “…Gah?”

    A few minutes later, Tu Mianmian had a basket on her wrist, her expression was dull and numb. Mechanically took out carrots from the basket and fed them to the plants beside them.

    Besides him is a plant that can pull out its roots and walk independently on the ground. At present, it is out of its own planting range and pushes Tu Mianmian to walk around in the Xenophyte Park together.

    The scientific name of the plant is Du Lulu. It looks like a mutated aloe vera, taller than a human, with its white and tender roots walking arrogantly on the road, looking weird and mentally retarded.

    Therefore, Tu Mianmian was forced to visit the park while feeding Du Lulu carrots… Who knows why Du Lulu and rabbits have the same recipe!

    On the other hand, I have to introduce Du Lulu, who has a unique style of painting.

    Tu Mianmian’s expression is empty, and she regrets that she didn’t give up halfway.

    He stuttered and said, “This, this is a mutant plant called Du Lulu. Temper…”

    Tu Mianmian was suddenly silent.

    He turned his head and looked at Du Lulu, who was very close to him because he felt his demonic power, paused, and said firmly: “I have a very short temper and don’t like seeing people. I get angry when I see it.”

    “Du Lulu’s skin is straight and smooth, very hard, and difficult to destroy. It can even block a physical attack from a B-class mecha.”

     After Tu Mianmian finished speaking, she turned her head and glanced at Du Lulu, who was lying softly on her shoulders.

    Du Lulu is eating carrots with a thick vine.

    Facing Tu Mianmian’s gaze, it thought for a while, and even rolled a carrot from the basket and handed it to Tu Mianmian’s mouth.

    Tu Mianmian had tears in her eyes, and immediately took a big bite!

    [I want to eat too! ]

    [I’m in a mess, why am I still eating? What is this doing? This is, did Xiao Mianmian introduce the wrong plant? ]

    [You call this soft and wavy thing very hard? ! Still straight? I see it bends early! ]

    [Hahahahaha! Mianmiansheng has no love.jpg]

    [Woooooo, Du Lulu, cute and cute! No brains! ]

    [In deep thought. I’m a long-time fan of this niche show, and it’s normal to see mutant animals, ancient plants, and extinct animal specimens in every issue of their popular science. But how did the style of popular science mutant plants change in this issue…]

    [Bah! Du Lulu, let go of Mianmian! ]

    “Humph!!” Before she could swallow a mouthful of radishes, Tu Mianmian heard a familiar snort again.

    When he looked at it, he realized that he had unknowingly slipped into Bob’s job site.

     Bob squinted his eyes, looked at Du Lulu, who was sticking to the picture, and looked down at his mission plant.

    Tu Mianmian followed his line of sight, only to find that the plant in charge of Bob was lying on the ground.

    I was crying!

    Du Lulu, who was tamely beside Tu Mianmian, suddenly let out a roar, and an invisible mental attack went towards Bob.

    Bob’s face turned pale, and he groaned while holding his head in pain.

    Du Lulu’s body instantly recovered to be straight and hard, and ran towards Bob.

    Tu Mianmian was startled, threw the basket and ran after him, somehow grabbing Du Lulu, forcing him to turn a corner and rushing to the side of the mutant flower that was rushing on the street.

    Tu Mianmian gently lifted the mutant flower from the ground.

    Du Lulu looked at Bob next to him, and then at the mutant flower. After thinking about it, she rolled up the fallen petals with the vine and covered the top of the mutant flower again.

    “Are you trying to hurt me!!” Bob’s eyes were red, and his spiritual consciousness was aching like needles, and he roared at Tu Mianmian, “It hurts me to death!”

    He roared and pressed the distress button sent by the show team.

    Picture Mianmian: I am wronged.jpg

    In an instant, the director of the program, the robot, and even two guests, Robbins and Xu Taotao, rushed over in a hurry.

    The medical robot performed a mental check on Bob, but fortunately, Du Lulu just gave a warning attack and did not kill him.

    After the medical robot injected Bob with a soothing potion, Bob’s condition improved immediately.

    The director replayed the previous situation through the monitors in the park. After reading it, his brows furrowed deeply, and he looked at Bob with an unprecedented seriousness.

    “Are you abusing mutant plants?” the director asked Bob.

    The mutant flower next to it seemed to understand it, rolled up the broken petals with its own leaves, and raised it to the director to see.

    It was extremely aggrieved, sobbing and whimpering softly.

    Bob organized the language and wanted to explain, but was interrupted by the director’s wave.

    The director’s face was not good-looking, and he didn’t care about Bob anymore. He turned on his brain and checked the progress and time of the program. “This morning’s progress is almost the same. Bob’s affairs will be discussed after work is over.”

    “We will shoot the rest of the program in the afternoon.” The director has a kind of quick-witted demeanor, “Now it is the end of the morning process, please live viewers and mutant plants for us of guests voted to score.”

    “What?!” Xu Taotao, Robbins, and Bob were shocked.

    Mr. Steward, who was chasing the live broadcast in the Duke’s mansion, happened to see this scene on the light brain screen.

    He took off the single-sided glasses and wiped them, sighed, and muttered: “Hey, I just said, there are no surprises. There is a high probability that it may be a shock.”

    Look at the guests now.

    The show.

    Tu Mianmian, the only informed person in the audience, was very calm.

    Robbins asked, “Why aren’t you surprised? The director lied to us!”

    Tu Mianmian swayed between telling the truth and crossing the sea, and finally told him truthfully: “…My assistant reminded me before that she was aware of the existence of the live camera.”

    “Why didn’t you tell me sooner!” Robbins nearly collapsed.

    I knew he was in a place where the director could not see, secretly advertising to the live camera to recruit her husband!

    Bob looks more broken than Robbins.

    If it is a recorded show, he can buy the director with money, cut all his bad scenes in the show, and only show the good side.

    But now!

    Now!

    It’s live!

    What he did was seen by the audience!

    Bob was dizzy for a while.

    What is this called?

    —The funeral at the C position is beautiful.

    He put himself in this position!

    Bob’s eyes were red and he looked a little crazy.

    The guests in their venue were blocked from the star network signal, and they could not see what the live broadcast room was like now, nor did they know the results of the voting.

    However, the scoring and evaluation of field variation plants is very intuitive.

    Bob’s eyes swept over the pitiful mutant flower.

    The mutant flower was trembling with fear, and the petals on the top of her head seemed to fall off, and another piece fell down.

    Also gave her own rating on the robot next to it.

    Rated by: Bob

    Score: F (lowest).

    Review: Bad guy.

    Variation Plant Favorability: -∞

    Because Bob’s favorability at a mutant plant reached negative infinity, his light brain immediately received a time-limited ban issued by the central intelligent control master.

    Bob was blacklisted, including but not limited to prohibiting access to royal gardens, other parks and other places within one year.

    Bob’s eyes turned even redder, his eyes swept to Robbins and Tu Mianmian, he sneered and said viciously: “I received a ban, then these two wastes are not much better. Go!”

    Robbins: …Ganlin.

    Tu Mianmian: I feel offended.

    “Pop!!” A vine next to Du Lulu slammed on the floor beside Bob’s feet, ripping the floor to pieces.

    Bob was startled, and immediately changed his footing as if he was ejecting.

    Although Du Lulu can’t speak, he uses body language to express his maintenance of Tu Mianmian, as well as his anger and hatred for Bob.

    The vine tentacles that smashed the floor slowly retracted, returned to a soft state, and clacked on the shoulders of the robot that recorded the score.

    The robot “ding dong” sounded, and Du Lulu’s rating on Tu Mianmian popped up on the display.