I Became A Hit After My Divorce! - Chapter 881
Chapter 881 0881
My baby is in elementary school.
The little girl learns everything fast, but she can’t read.
In the first grade, you can see that he is a scumbag, and in the third grade, he is a real scumbag.
Suo Shuo is six years older than the baby, and he usually tutors him in his studies. Such a patient child is often driven mad by the baby.
Case 1:
Shuo Shuo took a pen and clicked on a word in the workbook: “Baby, this word is a person, a person of the people, it’s so simple to swipe, why do you still point two dots on it ?”
Baby glanced at the word, and then spread his hands: “But one stroke and one stroke only have two legs, but people still have arms, so I added two arms, this is like Personally.”
Shuoshuo held his forehead: “That’s not right, the words are only one stroke and one stroke.”
Baby pouted: “The person who invented this word is really strange, isn’t this the invention of a disabled person?”
Shuo:…
Case 2:
Shuoshuo: “Baby, have you sent out today’s exam papers?”
Baby: “It’s posted, but, can you not read it?”
Shuoshuo: “The teacher said that you need to sign it. After that, you will know where you are not until you read it. I can help you with tuition.”
The baby hesitantly took out the paper.
Shuo Shuo glanced at the paper and took a few deep breaths to calm himself down: “Baby, didn’t you recite this poem when you were in kindergarten? Why is it wrong?”
Baby stretched out his head, then spread his hands: “Because I don’t think that poem is right.”
“What’s wrong?”
“The bright moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected that it is frost on the ground, isn’t it bad eyesight? Did you see frost on the ground? Mom said that there is frost outside the house, and frost in the house only means that The roof is broken… So, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with me: the moon is shining in front of the bed, and the baby is sleeping soundly.”
Shuo:…
Case 3:
On this day, the teacher in the school called home and asked the family to go to school. The reason was that the baby hit someone.
Le Yao will inform Nangong Jue, and then rush to school.
In the office, the baby was standing there, and a boy next to him was crying.
The corner of Le Yao’s mouth twitched, but she walked over with a good attitude: “Teacher, I’m Nangong Yiyi’s mother, what happened?”
“Mom, it’s not my fault.” The baby immediately pursed his lips aggrieved.
“Shut up.” Le Yao glared at her daughter, then looked at the head teacher.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but some classmates came and said that Zhang Mingming was beaten by Nangong and cried one by one. I didn’t ask why.” The head teacher was also helpless.
“You said.” Le Yao looked at her daughter.
“Aren’t you telling me to shut up?” The baby muttered and glanced at Le Yao, seeing that the other party was going to be angry and hurriedly changed his attitude, “It’s really not my fault, Zhang Mingming bullied Li Miaomiao, I let him He doesn’t bully people, he says he will bully, what can you do? I said I can hit you, he said then you hit me and try, and then I hit him.”
“It’s wrong to hit someone.” Le Yao raised her forehead.
“I know, but he asked me to beat him.” The baby was very aggrieved, “Mom, is he out of his mind? Where else would people beat him?”
Everyone:…
Zhang Mingming cried even louder next to him.
(End of this chapter)