I Become A Staff Officer In The Demon Army, But I Can Only Do Office Work! - Volume 0 Chapter
Editor: Starbuck11
0-2 (I’m the savior ?)
It was a bit strange today.
Somehow I felt this bad feeling. Why would I feel this way, you ask ?
Actually, it was not like bad things happened in a row
No black cat crossed in front of me, no pigeons bombed me. I didn’t get hit by ice, also I didn’t fell down because of some banana peel
In fact, you could say that only good things happened lately.
Being acquainted with a beautiful woman through LINE, winning the first-class vacation to Atami hot spring from a lottery, being praised by my boss, and I could return home in time, not to mention I even won a rare gacha
It was because I was very lucky that I felt scared
By any chance, this was not like me spending all of my life’s luck, right ?
Or am I just thinking about it too much ?
I guess, let’s just obediently be happy for all of this good fortune.
Right, how about eating something good to commemorates it
The moment I thought of that it was the end of my lucky streak
The moment I tried to walk the pedestrians crossings to go to a famous pastry shop in the opposite side of the road, I was thrown into the air while singing “fly me to the moon”
Ah, you collected the flag too fast, o truck driver
He didn’t feel any pain. But his field of vision gradually turned all white.
Before he noticed, he was surrounded by mysterious robe-wearing people inside a ruin, just like from the fantasy stories.
.Umm
“Kyan yusupiku ingurisshu ?”
Please forgive me for saying something strange
“Ah, Oi Young man over there”
After a while, the mysterious person called me
The one who called with crystal clear voice me was a woman wearing a hood. Her height was a bit higher than me
“Ah, Y-Yes ? What is it ?”
“No, I just want to ask, you’re the savior, right ?”
“Ha ?”
“Eh ?”
A savior ?
What was that ? A Messiah or something ?
While I was wondering, it seems everyone also had difficulty grasping the situation
The people except the woman had become noisy “Failed ?” “No, That can’t be” “But, who the heck is he ?” One by one they start to open their mouth.
Who the heck were you guys
“Right, young man I would like to hear your name”
” No, before you ask other people names, why don’t you introduce yourself first ?”
I certainly never thought that I would say such manga like line
“Ah, I guess you’re right. I was wrong there, let me introduce myself”
The mysterious woman took off the hooded robe.
What reflected in my eyes was, a fascinating beautiful woman with crimson hair and s.e.xy body.
As a word of praise, her body would make any man wish to jump at her
But the things that made me worry to no end, were the sinister horn on her head and the jet black wings on her back.
“My name is Hell Arche I’m the demon lord, Hell Arche, who control the northern part of the human continent.”
Demon Lord ? Did she say ‘Demon Lord’ just now ?
A crimson-haired woman with jet black wings, a woman with sinister horns on her head, and also self-introducing herself as the demon lord.
Somehow, this person’s chunnibyou syndrome was really too deep !
If that was the case then, I guess I’m still okay
No wait, the wings that appeared from the back of her majesty Hell Arche seems to be alive, and the surrounding people who took off their hood didn’t look like any ordinary humans.
There were many with fantasy characteristics among them, such as green skins, cat ears, or horns growing from their head.
Was this a cosplay party ? Hnn, I don’t think so
In the first place, I have no memory after I got hit by a truck, suddenly I’m here
I’ve read many light novels, and this kind situation was similar to that of summoning or reincarnation described in those novels
Since my body didn’t change, then this must’ve been summoning
“Haa”
I unintentionally sighed
“What’s wrong, young man ?”
“No, It’s nothing”
“I see Then, let me say it again What is your name ?”
By any chance, she asked me my real name ? not the name of a character from a big anime, right ?
“My name is Akitsu Akira”
“Akitsu Akira is it ? Then let me call you Akira”
“Suddenly we’re on first name basis ?!”
Well, it was not like I care much about it I wanted to go home early, but if this was really a summoning, then the chance of me getting home was low.
Isn’t this situation like the summoned to another world story in the novels I read back home ?
Alright, let’s abandon hope and face the reality
“Now then, Akira Can you show me your power ?”
” Power ?”
What power ? Was it the one that usually appeared in shounen manga ?
“That’s right You’ve been summoned as a savior to bring salvation to us. Because of that, I need to see your power for peace of my mind Now, please show me your power !”
What is this person saying ?
No matter how you look at it, I’m just your ordinary human, you know ?
Doesn’t your majesty look stronger than I do ?
Ah, but I don’t want to break her majesty’s expectation ! because it’s scary ! totally scary ! seriously, those glaring eyes make me feel scared of telling her that I don’t have any power !
“Is there something wrong ? Magic or Alchemy ? Are you spirit magic user ? Maybe black magic user ? Oh, or maybe you’re proficient in summoning magic instead ?”
“Emmm.”
“Unn ? You can’t use magic ? Does that mean you’re a master of close quarter combat ? Alright then, everyone can you let him borrow a sword or a spear ?”
“No no, that’s not it”
“Ha ? Then I will let you borrow my demonic sword”
Oi, listen to me for a bit will you
“What’s wrong Akira ?”
“No, you see I don’t have any particular power you see, but”
I’m just an ordinary Japanese that cannot use swords or magic. Or rather, please teach me instead. In exchange, I will introduce you to a good hospital
“Ha ? But, aren’t you the savior ?”
“No no”
You’re the one who selfishly called me that.
“It can’t be This is a lie”
The people in attendance started to murmur
I’m sorry but I’m not lying
It was not a lie because I really can’t use magic nor swordsmanship like the people from a fairy tale
” Emm”
The Maou seems to about to break down
Her attendants also looked confused
But hey, I also felt confused here
“But then, what is it that you can do ?”
Her majesty Hell Arche asked with trembling voice.
Somehow, she was still hoping for something. What to do, I really can’t do anything But if I said I can’t do anything, It will turn bad
This might turn into a life and death situation
“What’s wrong ?”
“Err You see”
The thing I could do, the thing that a salaryman from neo-saitama could do is
“I can do office work, I think ?”
He remembered vividly when all of the people present opened their mouth wide when they heard his answer
