I Can’t Be This Protagonist - Chapter 154

“I’m not sure what this egg will hatch, but it must be a dinosaur.”

Yan Shuang touched his chin and looked at the holographic view of the egg.

Damn, ready-made dinosaurs are so hard to buy!

All the people who came to contact his archaeological bureau came to ask him about the treatment of Chuanshu Bureau.

Ask them about dinosaurs.

From the Archaeological Bureau: “The eggs are boiled as soon as they are in hand.”

Yan Shuang: “…”

The person from the Archaeological Bureau: “It’s all a fool. It’s not a dinosaur egg at all. Damn, the Archaeological Bureau is such a mess. Brother, can you tell me more about the treatment of the bookstore?”

Yan Shuang: It turns out that all units in the world are the same.

Social animals, miserable.

He squatted for a long time before he found a dinosaur egg in the second-hand market. The seller brought it back from another world.

In terms of price, it is quite expensive, seven figures.

Yan Shuang glanced at the uncountable balance in the backstage, and leaned lazily on the reclining chair, “It’s cheaper.”

After some haggling, the budget-conscious planet lord bought a 90% new dinosaur egg with six figures.

It was directly handed over to the “vegetative people” on the planet for management.

“Take it to hatch, and tell me when it hatches.”

The cauliflower-shaped villain had just reached Yan Shuang’s knees, holding a huge dinosaur egg and salute Yan Shuang, “Yes, master!”

The cauliflower man held the egg and staggered to the high temperature area of ​​the planet.

Yan Shuang quickly reminded: “Don’t cook it!”

“Good master—”

The cauliflower replied angrily.

Yan Shuang breathed a sigh of relief. The protists on this planet are a group of creatures in the form of plants. They are good at planting, but their intelligence is not high. After Yan Shuang took over the planet, he gave them lessons every day to teach them how to improve their planting techniques. The planet lord is very adoring, and he will always say “Wow, master, you are too powerful.”

Yan Shuang: Yes, he is the most conspicuous with grafting skills! ! !

“Master, here are the freshly picked strawberries today, please enjoy.”

The Pea Man pushed a cart of strawberries piled up to the front of Yan Shuang.

Yan Shuang smelled the intoxicating aroma of strawberries and said with a smile, “Thank you, you worked hard.”

“You’re welcome, this is what I should do,” Pea Man smiled naively, shaking his two thin hands up and down, “It’s a little hot…”

“do not–“

Yan Shuang stopped immediately, “Don’t take off your clothes!”

Pea people with low IQ often take off their coats because they feel the heat, causing their fruits to run around, so they search for their own fruits on the planet all day, and finally found a green ball, another pea people jumped out , “That’s my fruit!”

The two pea men tugged at each other, and finally cried and begged the lord to judge.

Lord: “…Don’t take off your clothes in the future!”

Bearing in mind the new ban on the planet, the Pea people go on vacation to a cool place on the planet every three weeks.

While Yan Shuangmeimei was enjoying strawberries, a message came from the planetary defense system—”Master, you have a visitor.”

The one who came was the senior who wore the bookstore.

As soon as the senior saw the picture of Yan Shuang sitting under the umbrella and eating strawberries, he broke the defense instantly, hugging Yan Shuang’s thigh and crying, “Save the child!”

Yan Shuang: “…”

“So you brought back characters from every world?” Yan Duan said expressionlessly.

The senior huddled up on the reclining chair brought by the little people and said ashamedly, “They’re all pretty cute.”

“Can’t stand it now?”

“…Huh.”

Yan Shuang was speechless.

“Senior, how did you retire successfully?”

The senior whispered: “I am lucky.”

Luck is good enough.

Yan Shuang said, “There’s no way. Since you brought people out, you have to be responsible. Go back and be a good family supporter.” He patted the senior on the shoulder, “Come on.”

The senior wept bitterly and stuffed a handful of strawberries in his mouth.

Yan Shuang: “This is for a fee.”

senior:”……”

Swallowing the strawberries in his mouth, the senior wiped his tears, “Did you really not bring any of them?”

“No,” Yan Shuang twisted a strawberry and summoned a chubby pumpkin figure, “Are the cherries ripe? Give me a whole cart.”

“Okay, master, I’ll go right away!”

Yan Shuang watched with satisfaction as the pumpkin villain rolled down quickly.

“Why bring them?”

“I like someone.”

Yan Shuang stroked his short hair, put one hand behind his head, and looked a little ruffian, “Lone Ranger, isn’t it okay?”

The senior was in a complicated mood, “The paladin said so handsomely with blonde hair and blue eyes.”

Yan Shuang: “It’s too clingy.”

“Mermaids are a rare breed!”

“He’s a dinosaur I can consider.”

“What about the magician? How interesting.”

Yan Shuang pointed to himself, “Am I not interesting?”

Senior: “You are too ruthless!”

Yan Shuang: “That’s true.”

senior:”……”

The pumpkin man brought a basket of cherries, “Master, please enjoy.”

“good.”

Yan Shuang ate the cherries happily, and the senior quietly stretched out his hand.

“Don’t eat.”

Yan double-faced expressionlessly: “I’m ruthless.”

Senior: “…Ugh.”

In the end, the senior applied for refuge on Yanshuang’s planet on the condition of helping Yanshuang hatch eggs and guaranteeing that he would be able to hatch a Tyrannosaurus Rex with his luck value as a guarantee.

three days later.

“Help me – my **** is on fire -“

Cauliflower’s hair is curled on top of each other, and all of them are smoked to half black. They hold a small dinosaur and speak with smoke, “Master, the eggs have hatched.”

Yan Shuang: “…” He understands the truth, but how could this dinosaur still breathe fire? !

The little dinosaur was very cute in its infancy, with short hands and short legs, it really looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex, with black and round eyes, and sprayed a small flame of flames at Yan Shuang who was staring at him, and the sound was a bit like… a sheep? Why are you still baa?

Yan Shuang looked at the senior who was squatting on the side, and the senior said in a panic, “It’s none of my business, it’s a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

“Shh-“

The little dinosaur spread out a pair of fleshy pink soft wings.

Yan Shuang: Understood, this is a Tyrannosaurus rex that can breathe fire and grow wings.

He loves it so much!

As expected of a lucky man!

The hatched dinosaurs are so in line with his heart!

Yan Shuang happily picked up the little dinosaur.

It’s just a little smaller, about the size of an adult dog.

“Baby.” Yan Shuang called out to the little dinosaur affectionately.

Little Dinosaur: “Baabaa.”

Yan Shuang said gently: “Hurry up and grow up for your father, I want to ride a dinosaur, understand?”

Little Dinosaur: “What…” Can’t come out.

The senior whose value was drained was kicked out of the planet by Yan Shuang. Before leaving, the senior ate two bowls with tears in his eyes, “When I die, remember to sprinkle my ashes into the sea of ​​stars in the Yuan world…”

Yan Shuang touched the little dinosaur and said perfunctorily, “Okay, okay, then I’ll let Baaba burn it to ashes for you, and it will burn through.”

The little dinosaur named “Baabaa” spit friendly fire at the man.

senior:”……”

There are dragons and balls, except that the dragon is too small to ride, life is perfect.

Taking advantage of the good weather one day, Yan Shuang took the little dinosaur to the Nativity Tree to make a wish.

His mother sac hangs on the seventh branch of the tree of incarnation.

Yan Shuang found his mother’s sac, put the little dinosaur by his side, and bowed with his hands together in an orderly manner.

“Big tree, thank you for giving me life.”

“Thank you for guiding me to Chuanshu. Of course, I didn’t notice your kindness at first, but now I understand, this is a good unit, thank you.”

“Now that I have wealth, freedom, partners, I am very satisfied.”

“Please bless my life and be happy.”

The old silver trees shook their leaves.

“Please bless me and grow up healthily.”

The little dinosaur taped his trouser legs.

“Please bless me to at least grow to ten meters high, so that riding will be enjoyable.”

Little Dinosaur: “…”

“Please bless its wings are not decorations, it is full moon and still can’t fly… I’m sorry, big tree, I shouldn’t swear in front of you, I will continue…”

“Please bless those vegetative people on the planet who are developing more delicious hybrid fruits as soon as possible.”

“Please bless the daily limit of the planetary stock that my pension bought.”

“By the way, please also bless those pigs on my planet to grow fat and thin, preferably seven points thin and three points fat…”

– “Almost got it.”

An old voice sounded.

Yan Shuang: “…”

Yan Shuang: “I don’t, I’ll say it.”

——“…”

The nativity tree that was driven crazy by his own child: I can’t control this person even if I go through the bookstore!

After Yan Shuang made a lot of miscellaneous wishes, he returned to his own planet beautifully with the little dinosaur in between.

The plant people jumped up and down to welcome their owners.

“Master is back, Master is back!”

“The blueberry harvest is abundant, do you want to eat it?”

“Master, the fruit wine has been brewed!”

“Master, I have learned to bake cakes, do you want to try it?”

“…”

Yan Shuang was surrounded by the little plants and returned to the bedroom. The fruit cakes were all ready. Yan Shuang had one, and the little dinosaur had one. One person and one dragon ate the cake, and the little dinosaur cried out happily.

Satisfied, Yan Shuang opened the Planet Forum and logged in to his account – “Legendary Master”.

“Hello everyone in the forum, I’m back, I’ll continue today.”

“Wow, the master is back.”

“Master Master, quick post.”

“Master, I’m finally waiting for you! Please teach retirement knowledge. The next step is the retirement world. I’m so nervous…”

“Can I ask for the information on the Shore Chuan Bookstore? I sincerely ask for it, and it can be paid.”

“…”

Yan Shuang glanced over, and all kinds of complicated information rushed to him. He absorbed it without haste, and then outputted it with his thoughts.

“The most important thing to pass the test of the bookstore is acting. It is recommended to apply for a class to study.”

“If you retire, the retirement world is usually more disgusting… I can’t say that, it is more difficult, and it will not be left to the end if it is not a difficult bone, but in fact, as long as everyone remembers one rule, I believe that you will be able to retire smoothly. .”

“That’s two words – ‘specialty’.”

“No matter how fascinating or terrifying the world is, as long as you keep your goal firmly in mind and move forward in this direction without being affected by external things, then retirement can be very simple.”

Replies came in right away.

“Master, I understand the truth, but it’s really hard to do it…”

“You’re right,” Yan Shuang touched the belly of the little dinosaur and grinned, “So, come on, friends.”

Come on, you don’t have to play someone else, the free life to experience the love and hate of others is ahead.

Just like him, embrace freedom, control yourself, be carefree, and have a smooth life.