I Cant Miss - Chapter 161 Smfh Jeff
After watching their shooting guard make a three-pointer, I decided to take the game more seriously as I told Paige to let me bring down the ball.
I brought it down; as soon as I pass the half-court line, the shooting guard started playing hardcore defense on me, using this opportunity, I decided to teach him a lesson.
As I quickly ran around a three-point line, picking up my speed, he kept up with me. No matter, I broke him off with the Steph Curry step-back, causing him to fall as he twisted his ankles, and I took an easy 3-point shot.
Their coach had to call timeout immediately to sub in the replacements for their shooting guard. Their coach was fuming since I had injured one of his trusted go-to guys in the game.
Jeff, their point guard, approached me and asked me to apologize, I told him, “In games there are injuries. Besides, I never touched him, so it’s his fault for not playing a good enough defense and not set his footing right.”
Jeff was beyond pissed as he was about to swing at me, but his teammates held him back as the ref called a technical giving me two shots at the line, which I made effortlessly.
We quickly passed them in points and kept increasing our lead. It was quite easy since the replacement Shooting Guard was not up to par. It had thrown off their game, and they weren’t able to recover; we blew them out in the second quarter, we were up by at least 30 points as I had made it rain and they couldn’t do anything about it.
We had the bench play the rest of the game as there was no need for us to take this game seriously anymore. Since we’re up by 30 + points, the starters and I were on the bench just laughing and chatted the rest of the game, completely carefree.
The Golden Lions were extremely salty as their coach had taken out the starters and put them on the bench; they had accepted this loss already, so there was no point in expending any more energy on this game.
It had officially become a bench versus bench game; their bench team also seemed to have great teamwork, so they were able to cut the lead down to 15 points before the game ended.
It was a bloody massacre.
When we went to shake their hands, Jeff refused to shake my hands as he said I wasn’t honorable for injuring his teammate; he must be the personification of stupidity, that was entirely not my fault, and he just couldn’t get that through his thick ass skull.
I just let it go as we went to celebrate our win.
Riri had joined us as we went to a restaurant to eat, this restaurant was quite expensive, so we argued whether we should go or not; luckily, Rihanna said she would pay for it, or we would be arguing for a while, so we decided to go try out this five-star food.
After celebrating so much, feeling high and mighty after winning such a blowout game, eating good food, the team felt motivated to go party the night away.
Me on the other hand, I had gotten a text message from Jeff, who I just played. I wondered how he had gotten my number; figure it would probably be from one of my teammates.
He wanted to meet up this very night. I was a little surprised when he had requested to see me, but I decided to see him regardless.
When I told everybody that I had business to take care of, that I wouldn’t be going out to the club with them they all became quiet; they had acknowledged that I was the star of the team and if the star weren’t there it wouldn’t be as fun; they seemed to have decided among themselves just to head back to the base and call it a night.
Riri came up to me and handed me a hotel key and told me to meet her later on in the night; Paige was in the corner listening to all this, a little excited as she quickly approached me and asked me if she could join. I was shocked by this as I asked her, “isn’t it too soon,” she shook her head and told me that she loved Rihanna and would like to see what she does in bed. “I heard that celebrity pussy is better than regular people’s pussy” she said with a lustful smile.
I laughed when I heard this, I responded by saying, “fine, but I’ll have to ask Rihanna if that’s okay first and I’ll get back to you later, I have to go at the moment” She nodded her head as she let me go even though she was a little bit worried about me and wondered what’s up with this strange late-night errand. She was confident in my ability to take care of myself, so she did not hold me back.
I took a cab and arrived at our meeting point, which was a small gym.
I saw the ugly mug Jeff had on. I asked him why he called for a meeting. He told me that he wanted to see me in a one to one match away from my other teammates and in front of his crowd.
I was shocked by his selfishness as I protested, “how would you know if I’m willing to play or not? I just played a game; I might be tired, and if I overexert myself, I might injure myself.”
He laughed and said, “You only played two quarters; There’s no way you’re tired. You barely played due to my trusted friend being taken out by you; he’s now out for the rest of the season due to a fractured ankle.” I shrugged and said sorry once again, “it’s not my fault you guys didn’t teach him how to play better defense. Instead, he was only just shooting and defending like a wild dog.
It seemed like Jeff had enough and wanted to settle things on the court. “I know you’re ready. I have some shorts for you to play in.” I shook my head and told him I can play in my regular jeans and still beat him.
He didn’t say anything more as we approached the other guys in the gym. All his teammates were there plus some other unknown guys that I hadn’t seen before. Some guys were speaking French while pointing at me. Still, thanks to the international language skill that I got, I was able to understand what they were saying as they started discussing who I was.
One guy was explaining how I was the star player from America but somehow had gone into the military as they finally understood. I told Jeff he could have the ball first, which he got quite offended by thinking that I was given him a freebie. Still, he accepted it anyway because he knew that I was a great player and not some pushover.
However, for some weird reason, he still wanted to play me, once he got the ball. He started dribbling slowly and then continued to pick up his pace, trying to show off his ball-handling skills. I wasn’t impressed as I had seen better. I stole the ball without even having to use GoldenEye or time freeze as I just turned around right after and took the shot.
Jeff still wasn’t convinced of my skills, so when I got the ball back, I immediately took the shot before he could even react, which shocked everybody as the ball splashed into the basket.
Jeff, at this point, was extremely annoyed at the fact that I had made two three-pointers over him, on top of that, without even looking at the basket but staring at him the whole time.
Yes. while I was shooting the ball, I looked Jeff straight in the eyes and took the shot. This shocked him to no means as he thought that I could make 3-pointers without even looking at the basket but then started to feel that it was probably a hoax, I got Lucky.
But I wasn’t down putting this rabid dog in his place; as the game continued, I stared at him every basket that I shot, and after a while, I’m shaking and baking him with my handles; toying with him.
I finally broke his spirit as he just admits defeat. He thought that I was great at playing basketball not only tremendous but probably the best that he’s ever seen; even better than the NBA players themselves, but he didn’t want to admit it as he hung on with his fist balled tight.
The frustration Jeff was feeling got him too as he called his teammates and his other friends to come even though I had won the game fair and square. He probably wanted to teach me a lesson to get his vengeance.
I laughed and mockingly said, “Is this what you do to all the teams that you lose to.”
Jeff smiled like a cocky fucker as he said, “Only those dumb enough to respond to my text and meet me.”
I was pissed off after he said that; I wasted my time and effort meeting this guy up while I could’ve been enjoying my night with Riri and Paige. Not to mention, he was taking advantage of people’s niceness to injure them.
I was going to return them the favor by many folds. Jeff came swinging at me, but I dodged it, and roundhouse kicked the muthafuka in the back of his neck as he tumbled forward.
Seeing this, the others stepped up at the same time; quickly getting surrounded by all sides, When they started to charge towards me, I simply activated a [Time Freeze] to freeze them still and slap the shit out of them one by one.
Once I unfreeze the time, they were physically exterminated as they all fell to the ground like dominos. I wasn’t done yet; I’m not going to let them off that easily. I want them to regret doing this as they seemed to have been doing this for quite some time.
I beat the crap out of them, one or two broken bones here and there shouldn’t look too bad accompanying their hideous pig faces. Jeff oh Jeff, I went the extra distance as I slowly crushed his hands under my feet, I soon heard the sound of bones cracking under my feet, it seems like that team was not going to make the playoffs this year as I laughed while waving and leaving the gym.
I called up Riri and asked her whether Paige could join us tonight, she was surprised by this as she hesitated a little bit; I knew she wasn’t too comfortable with Paige yet and looking at her hesitation I can see that I was right; at first she acted like they had been long lost sister but deep down inside they weren’t that close yet. I had to tell Paige that she wasn’t ready for that next step, so she should give her some time.
Paige was a little sad at first but understood and didn’t push it as I went to meet up with Riri in the hotel. Since I had the key, I went straight to the room, knocking on the door before entering, and when I got in, I saw a whole lot of candles lit, and it seemed like a romantic scene as I laughed at how corny Rihanna was.
We had yet another crazy night full of sucking, licking, touching, and much more. I’ll let your imagination run wild. She had even brought a few toys in her suitcase as she had handcuffed me to the bed at one point. The next morning I asked if she wanted to go out and check out some of the museums and amusement parks around here, and she agreed but had to wear a mask to not bring unwanted attention to her.