I Got Possessed By The Tentacle God - 67 Frost Jeweled Lobster Part 1

During the trip back to his apartment, Tie Zhu took some time to explain some basic knowledge of cultivation to Tao Keke, all of which was to her shock where she was still unable to believe in such a concept. All of this was to Tie Zhu’s expectations as he still remembered his bizzare first encounter to the world of cultivation. However after displaying some simple techniques multiple times to Tao Keke she had finally managed to calm herself down and listened intently to what he had to say and was excited to hear that Tie Zhu had plans to teach her how to cultivate.

In fact, when she heard that Tie Zhu planned on teaching her how to cultivate so that they could spend their lives longer together she felt a comforting warmth in her chest. As a woman’s appearance is one of their highest priorities, and Tao Keke was no exception to this it was inevitable that she linked Tie Zhu’s drastic transformation in appearance to his cultivation.

Unfortunately for Tie Zhu, because of this eventual realisation it was as if Tao Keke had opened Pandora’s box, causing her facisation and eagerness regarding cultivation to sky-rocket, as she barraged Tie Zhu with a flurry of questions many of which he had no idea on how to answer as they were mostly related to beauty. Because of this he hesitantly unsealed Wang Yazhu so that he could help him with Tao Keke’s relentless barrage of questions.

Regretfully, it was at this moment that he realised the pettiness of the exasperated Wang Yazhu, who still held a strong grudge as he had been treated so poorly by such an inexperienced cultivator. After berating Tie Zhu for over five minutes, calling him all sorts of curses, he finally began to help answer Tao Keke’s questions.

‘Stupid asshole! You think you can just treat the all mighty Tentacle God how you want then think again! I’ll make you regret it forever, you just wait until I’m free!… Hmph.’ Wang Yazhu thought to himself before a wicked smile grew on his imaginary face of he had one. After noticing that Tie Zhu was no longer paying attention to his answers and just repeating what he had said mindlessly, Wang Yazhu suddenly spoke a line that made Tie Zhu instantly regret speaking so mindlessly.

“Yeah, not only that but there is also a special technique that can increase the size of your small chest to even match that of Bing Meifeng or even your mother… COUGH!” Tie Zhu said before suddenly stopping after realising what he had just said.

‘Ah, F**k you mother, why did you suddenly say those words!!!” Tie Zhu angrily yelled towards Wang Yazhu as if he felt the temperature of the car drop be more than twenty degrees.

“HAHAHAHA, you think your so powerful? You’ re still way to young to mess with me! Let’s see how you get yourself out of this one!” Wang Yazhu laughed wickedly.

Feeling a chill run down his spine, Tie Zhu slowly turned his head to face towards Tao Keke only to be met with merdourous gaze filled with killing intent.

“…W… Why are you looking at me like that… You must have heard me wrong.” Tie Zhu stammered.

“S.. S..Small chest? Bing Meifeng? Even my mother… Hmph… Pervert, well then what’s your explanation?” Tao Keke replied angrily.

“… No, no I said I can teach you a cultivation technique that can even let you catch up to Bing Meifeng… I can even teach it to your mother… ” Tie Zhu said nervously as sweat perspired on his forehead. Although this response was not enough to rid Tao Keke of her suspicions, the complete momentary silence was dispersed as they once again began to talk as Tao Keke was now curious of Bing Meifeng.

During their conversation, Tie Zhu gave Tao Keke a brief description on how he discovered Bing Meifeng was a cultivator, of course excluding the intimate details. He did however mention that Bing Meifeng had already reached the ninth step of the Qi condensation realm while he was only at the third step.

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“GRRRRRRROOWLLL” Tie Zhu’s stomach grumbled loudly as he entered his apartment with Tao Keke.

As Tie Zhu was already starving before the long journey back to his apartment, what he was feeling now was almost indescribable as he felt as if his stomach was eating himself from the inside out. Recently he had begun to notice that his appetite had increased significantly to the point where he had to eat more than triple his food intake prior to cultivating, however today it seemed as if he could eat an entire cow.

“Feel free to sit and watch TV if you want, I’ll go and make the dinner right away. It shouldn’t be too long.” Tie Zhu said before hurrying to the kitchen, his mouth salivating as he already began to imagine the finished product.

As he had already prepared the ingredients for tonight’s meal prior to their date, it was with a single thought that the ingredients suddenly appeared in the kitchen bench. Including and the main course for tonight’s meal. The Frost Jeweled Lobster.

With a size almost 1m in length covering most of the kitchen bench, it was undoubtedly an unbelievable sight to behold. Not only was its sheer size impressive, but its entire body was majestic to behold as its clear crystal blue shell was shockingly lined with ten beautiful dazzling grape sized sapphire like jems that exuded a powerful refreshing aura.

The refreshing aura emitted by these jewels were not just something Tie Zhu was imagining, as each of these gems would be a beyond precious resource for cultivators, especially those who specialised in water. As such he had planned on removing these gems and giving some of the to Bing Meifeng tomorrow.

From Wang Yazhu’s explanation as frost jewelled jobsters aged and grew more powerful, not only would their size and cultivation grow, but the number of jewels on their body would also increase. As this lobster was only almost a meter in length and had 10 jewels, the cultivation of this lobster was only within the mid stages of core formation at the time of its capture, however what shocked Toe Zhu was that there just so happened to be a lobster over 15 meters in length adorned in huge gleaming gems in such quantities that he could not even be bothered to count.

This was the king of the frost jewed lobsters at the time, that had even managed to reach the rank of a Divine warrior, however its inevitable doom was insured the moment it had met Wang Yazhu.