I Hacked Everything - Chapter 51 Defeating The Bipedal Pig

The next day, Jumborino reopened. School was finally over and the Mystery Gang started to plan their next course of action.

Velma took out her laptop and opened the map she downloaded.

“According to the map I have here, the sewer from Burger Joint is connected to Jumborino around here,” Velma said as she pointed to a specific point on her computer. “We have to go to Burger Joint and set up the trap immediately. It’s already 3:15. The pig will attack Jumborino if we’re too late,”

“Alright,” Fred said. He quickly went to Burger Joint and there was still the yellow tape with no sign of reconstruction.

“Quick!” Fred said as he took out a net and some other tools. When they went inside, Fred tied the ropes to the table and the gang quickly went down. When they reached the forked road, Chris stated the plan.

“Shaggy and Scooby, you two go and see if the pig left. Regardless of whether it did or not, come back to us quickly and quietly. If the pig just came out of the secret door then scream as loud as you possibly can and try to keep him inside that forked road. Basically try to dodge every single grab. Try to distract the pig for 2 minutes while the rest of us try to make the trap as quickly as possible,”

“2 minutes? Chris we can’t make an elaborate trap in 2 minutes,” Fred said.

“Fred we have no indication of when the monster is going to attack. We have literally no information. We don’t have time to make all those traps we made years ago,” Chris said.

“Now wait just a minute,” Shaggy said. “You’re alright with this, but Scoob and I are not going to that place where we can become pig slop,”

“Reah,” Scooby said.

“Come on Shaggy and Scooby. Will you guys do it for a Scooby Snack?” Daphne asked.

“Huh, to potentially be pig slop for a Scooby Snack. No way!” Shaggy said. Scooby also shaked his head.

“Alright let’s up the ante. How about 3 Scooby Snacks?” Daphne asked.

They both shaked their heads once more.

“Oh you two. Alright 5 Scooby Snacks. Take it or leave it,” Daphne said.

Shaggy and Scooby looked at each other. They reluctantly nodded and Daphne threw 10 Scooby Snacks at them. The two quickly caught the snacks and licked their lips.

“Alright Scoob. Let’s do the usual. Shaggy and Scooby said as they walked on the right side of the forked road.

In the forked road, Shaggy and Scooby were scared out of their wits. Their legs were shaking as they walking.

“Hey Scoob, after this, we’re getting so many Jumborino burgers,” Shaggy said with a trembling voice.

“Reah, lots and lots of burgers,”

With their flashlight that Chris gave them before going in, they soon arrived at the dead end. And in front of the hidden door was the one thing they did not want to see.

“The Bipedal Pig!” Shaggy shouted.

The Bipedal Pig noticed them and started to shout at them.

“You are the two insolent humans that ate my brethrens. You shall pay!” The pig said as it started to chase after Shaggy and Scooby.

As much as Shaggy and Scooby wanted to leave, they couldn’t. All they could do was run in circles. Scooby would sometimes jump on Shaggy and Shaggy would switch places.

On the other side, the rest of the Mystery Gang heard Shaggy’s scream.

“Quick set the trap!” Fred said.

However, it seemed that Shaggy and Scooby could not hold on much longer. They quickly ran for the exit of the road straight to the rest.

“Fred, they’re coming,” Daphne said.

“What? We haven’t even started on the trap,”

“It hasn’t even been a full minute yet,” Chris said with a sigh. “We have no choice. Fred, and Daphne hold one end of the remaining rope while Velma and I will hold the other. When Shaggy and Scooby passes us, pull the rope so that the pig’s legs will get caught. We’ll have to bet that our strength is enough for this,”

“Alright then. We have no choice,” Fred said. Seconds later, they heard Shaggy and Scooby get closer and closer. The two of them both exited and the stomping of the pig was heard.

“Now!” Fred said as everyone else pulled the rope. Unforunately, the Bipedal Pig jumped.

“See this is why we need an elaborate trap,” Fred said.

“Well we had no choice did we Fred,” Chris said angrily. After the pig jumped, it turned its head to the rest of the Mystery Gang and roared.

“Oh no… Run!” Velma screamed out and the rest started bolting. They soon caught up to Shaggy and Scooby.

The sewer system was a complicated place that seemed to connect everywhere. Like the chase scenes in the cartoon, Chris seemed to go in one hole and come back out the other hole. It was extremely strange, but he had no time to think. He continued running until the pig suddenly stopped.

“What happened?” Daphne asked, but her question was soon answered. The pig jumped and made a huge hole. It quickly climbed out.

“What? Why did it do that?” Fred asked and the gang soon heard a bunch of screaming.

“Oh no! It’s inside somewhere. We have to stop it before it completely destroys wherever it is,” Daphne said.

“We have no choice. Fred I’m going to jump. Boost me up there,” Chris said.

“What I can’t make you go against that thing alone,” Fred said.

“What else can we do. We only have time for one person. I’ll try my best to distract it so come up as fast as you guys can somehow. I’ll scream out the location from up there if I know where it is,” Chris said.

…

“Alright,” Fred said reluctantly. He soon went directly under the hole the pig made. Chris walked back a bit.

“Alright I’m coming Fred,” Chris said. He ran to Fred who joined his hand together. Chris jumped and landed on Fred’s hands. Fred quickly pushed Chris up and Chris’ hands reached the hole. He slowly got up and was quite surprised at where he was.

“It’s Jumborino!” Chris screamed.

Back down the gang was surprised.

“Jumborino?! What a coincidence,” Daphne said.

“Regardless, we have to quickly get up there. We’re going to use the same method Chris did and for the final person, they’re going to have to wait for a bit until we capture that pig. Shaggy can you be the person to hoist everyone up?” Fred asked.

Shaggy thought about it for a bit.

“Yeah, like if I don’t have to be chased by that pig, then that’s fine with me,”

“Me too. Me too. I’ll stay with Shaggy,” Scooby said.

“Alright then. Hurry and hoist us up!” Fred said.

Meanwhile, Chris was facing the Bipedal Pig.

‘Shit, I can’t think of anything else. System let me buy the best bola you have,’

-As Host is using this “mid-battle”, the bola will be more expensive. Host is also forced to buy the Bola Throwing Technique. This will be 7,000 Hacker Points. Will Host purchase this?”

‘How much would these two be originally?’ Chris asked.

-1,500 Hacker Points.-

‘You stingy… Whatever. Since the reward’s 10,000 Hacker Point, I’ll just take it as getting 2000 Hacker Points as the reward. I’ll purchase it,’

(Author’s Note: Used 1,000 Hacker Points on Scooby Snacks.)

-Thank you for the purchase. Bola will be folded up in Host’s pocket. Bola Throwing Technique has been taken out. No need to close your eyes this time Host.-

-Bola Throwing Technique Phase 1: Passed. Automatic Master-

Now Chris felt as if he had been practicing how to throw the bola for decades. He felt his pocket and it was a decently sized bola. He got into position.

‘E-BOLA TIME!’ Chris thought as he threw the bola at the pig.

(Author’s note: Rengar’s E-BOLA. Since he played League, I thought it was alright)

Chris threw the bola. With precision, the bola wrapped around the pig’s leg and the pig quickly fell. There was a loud crash and a sound like something was powered off was heard.