I Have 108 Kinds Of Teasing Skills - Chapter 1

What is the most embarrassing thing in the world?

That is probably, you help department sister to refuse her a request to meet offline network ambiguous object, the results found ambiguous object is their own object.

Zhao Yunsang stood in the Cui Zhu Jiu, looking at the round table to the case of men, expressionless.

The sister is called He Xuan, senior broadcasting major, beautiful voice, the school radio station is flourishing, and Zhao Yunsang relationship is also good. Zhao Yunsang junior year to run for the Ministry of Information Minister, He Xuan helped her to find some relations, but the main thing is to be strong enough.

Zhao Yunsang has always wanted to invite He Xuan to a meal, but did not meet the right opportunity. Who knows yesterday after class, He Xuan looking to 610 dormitory, asked her if she could help herself to refuse a want to run now online friends.

He Xuan opened a tree house on the school network, and those hugging quietly like the APP, used to anonymously confide in the distress, you can voice response.

The general status quo of contemporary young people: the daytime old me most hanging; midnight and born as a human I’m sorry.

Schizophrenic like.

He Xuan will occasionally look at those confessions, find a resonance on the reply, mutual warmth.

For example, a user named Sang Ye.

It is possible to be troubled by love, a little thoughtless, Comrade Sang Ye for several nights in a row in the tree cave house to spit out his love-hate dispute with his girlfriend.

He Xuan like the midnight radio heartthrob anchorwoman comforted him for a small half month, which know the other suddenly give up his that sexually indifferent girlfriend, was moved by He Xuan’s tenderness, sincerely proposed offline meeting.

He Xuan has a favorite person, immediately refused, and could not resist the other party softly, reluctantly agreed, the result of the back foot to find Zhao Yunsang as a replacement.

Zhao Yunsang felt very bullshit.

–People want to run with you now, what use do you find me, am I so ugly that I don’t deserve to be looked at by the net?

He Xuan took Zhao Yunsang’s hands and pleaded: “Your voice is like mine, and he has never seen my picture, you can just go and reject it.”

After a pause, and reassure her, “Do not worry, you top this hair, he will not pester you.”

“……”

Zhao Yunsang was poked in the heart.

She was lured into a new barbershop on White River Street two days ago by her roommate Chu Meng, called smile. Come two free one, wash, cut and blow 40% discount, intoxicating.

Mr. Tony’s handiwork, however, broke her heart.

Zhao Yunsang said to shoulder short, but a sleep wake up almost did not give gas.

“You call this shoulder length?” Zhao Yunsang pointed at the half-bald head in the mirror and exploded, “I can go to the West with a fucking robe and lead a horse!”

Tony expression innocent.

Finally the boss came to apologize and gave Zhao Yunsang a VIP card to save Tony’s dog head.

Zhao Yunsang went out and threw the card into the trash can on the side of the road, thinking, “No wonder it’s called Smile Barbershop.

Go in smiling, come out MMP.

He Xuan is still central to her: “good sister, help a favor, as sister owes you a favor.”

The words to this point, Zhao Yunsang can only promise.

The other party about in the distance from the Wanda quite far hotel, Zhao Yunsang pinch point to go, all the way are thinking, 9102 years there are still people believe in online dating, what silly lack of male.

The result of this silly male is her object.

Yan Bei Ke apparently also did not expect, the tree hole house in the heart of the lady is their own spit small half-month girlfriend, dog blood are not afraid to so dog.

The two people in the elegantly decorated booth a stop and sit, face to face.

Half a sound, Zhao Yunsang exhaled, threw the baseball cap in his hand on the rotating glass tabletop, asked in a light voice: “Not going to explain to me to explain?”

The man looked back: “Sang Sang ……”

“I’m not listening.” Zhao Yunsang interrupted.

Yan Bei Ke closed his mouth.

“What?” Zhao Yunsang clasped his arms, condescending, “I say do not listen to you do not explain?”

Yan Bei Ke can not guess her thoughts, only know that this person has always intermittent jerk: “I am ……”

“Stop.” Zhao Yunsang raised his hand, interrupting him again, “No need to explain.”

Yan Bei Ke: “……”

He looked complicated and stood up from the table.

Crystal light shrouded his one meter eighty-two figure, not very handsome, but better than the end of the clear.

The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to its customers.

Zhao Yunsang thought the two broke up sooner or later, but never thought he would cheat.

The second half of freshman year to determine the relationship, so far dating almost two years, not to mention quarrels, arguments are rarely. Chu Meng said the two of them can simply be compiled into a textbook for reference, and then by the way to get a city-level couple model award.

But the reality likes to slap the face.

“How is the mood?”

Zhao Yunsang has been very calm since the beginning, even unreasonable are slow, she swept her head down the table on the exquisite dessert, “you are not in the tree cave house to me will not make? Just made to show you, express some feelings.”

“……”

Yan Bei Ke opened his mouth, not a sound.

Zhao Yunsang also did not let him answer, picking up a piece of chocolate cake: “know why we broke up today? I don’t blame you for cheating.”

Yan Bei Ke finally willing to open his mouth, incredulous like: “You want to break up with me? Why? Just because I met someone without telling you?”

Zhao Yunsang ignored, biting into the cake, his voice slow and gentle: “Blame the old man can not understand the brain circuit of you stupid / pussy.”

The words just fell.

Zhao Yunsang fiercely raised his hand to smash the cake in Yan Bei Ke face, not even a warm tip.

Smashed centered and symmetrical.

The rich chocolate sauce immediately paste his face, leaving only two points of eye white, comical beyond compare.

Zhao Yunsang head did not return, directly away.

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