I Have 108 Kinds Of Teasing Skills - Chapter 43

Gu Hao sent the two girls down to the dormitory building, waved goodbye and walked towards the Bookstore.

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a school with a name like Wanda, and I’m sure it has a name for every building.

Zhao Yunsang’s dormitory building is called Yan Ruyu, and Shu Xiang Yuan is the law school’s male housing complex.

It sounds literate and polite.

It was still early at 8:00 pm.

Students carrying hot water bottles went in and out, and the hostess aunt sat in the hall catching up on drama and knitting sweaters.

Downstairs by the flower garden stood many pairs of hard to part with small couples, greasy let no one see.

Zhao Chu two people take for granted to ignore, into the dormitory hall, turn the corner upstairs.

Chu Meng pick out a satisfied group photo to send friends, raise hand hooked Zhao Yunsang shoulder, smile as reform spring breeze blowing all over the ground.

“Sang’er, what do you think of small Gu?”

“Not bad.” Zhao Yunsang lowered his head to brush the goddess microblogging, “Why, interested in others?”

“Mm-hmm.”

Chu Meng snapped his fingers, made a show of ruffling his bangs with his hand, “I have no resistance to this kind of boy with a deer in his eyes, smiling buling ~ buling ~ to flash, like stars.”

She said, five fingers raised to Zhao Yunsang in front of his eyes, together and open, like a firework.

Rarely to see her nymphomaniac a time, Zhao Yunsang from the phone screen to raise his head, deliberately teasing her: “Is not the Zhou Jing leisure eyes look good?”

“…… Huh.”

Chu Meng second turn disgusted, retracted his hand, “He? Forget it, who looks at him who brain flooded.”

Zhao Yunsang laughed so hard.

–These two can really be a pair of happy couple.

Coming two repairmen, carrying heavy water fountains, one after the other downstairs.

Chu Meng pulled Zhao Yunsang aside to make way, and asked, “Do you think Gu and I have a play?”

“No drama.”

“Why?”

See Chu Meng full of confusion, Zhao Yunsang deep sigh, raised a hand to rub her green to glowing pig head, sympathy and compassion.

“Silly daughter, at the moment you raised your glass to him, he has been dealt with by you as a brother.”

Chu Meng: “……”

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Sixth floor.

610’s dormitory door is not locked.

Mo Li in the balcony to dry clothes; Ding Huan holding a penlight sitting on the bed to catch up with the drama, her love bean is the main act.

The door was opened, Ding Huan looked down and greeted: “How come you’re only back now?”

“There was a small accident.”

Zhao Yunsang did not elaborate, stretch a lazy back, take off the coat jacket, on the bed rail hook.

Ding Huan oh sound, see Chu Meng like Sadako half dead floating away back, strange.

“Mang what’s wrong?”

“No hope of getting off, in sadness.” Zhao Yunsang picked up the thermos to pour water into the mug.

The main man on the computer is confessing his love for the main woman, Ding Huan while tapping the keyboard to send a pop-up screen, while taking time to gossip: “I was going to ask, how you two went to the Internet cafe also hooked up with our law school a grass?”

Ding Huan usually the biggest interest is to browse the posting bar brush circle of friends, Chu Meng before a second to send out a group photo, she sent a second after the likes comment.

After commenting only to find that the group photo on the smile shallow handsome is their law (2) class face value bar.

“Gu Hao?” Zhao Yunsang picked up his cup and casually asked, “He’s a law major?”

“Yeah.”

Ding Huan eyes did not move away from her love bean, nodding, “law school department grass, a tall leg long temper, good character and academic excellence, the family still seems to open a hospital, many girls chase it. I remember he and your ex-boyfriend a dormitory to come ……”

“Pfft–”

A mouthful of water sprayed out.

Zhao Yunsang bent over and coughed to the ground.

I didn’t expect this person to react so much, Ding Huan jumped in shock, picking up the bed rail: “Are you okay?”

“Cough ……”

Zhao Yunsang could not speak and waved his hands.

Originally the eyes were paralyzed in the chair of Chu Meng heard, rose from the dead, and drifted over: “What what, Gu Hao and Yan Bei Ke is roommates?”

She patted Zhao Yunsang’s back to help smooth the air, spitting, “You are at least Yan’s ex-girlfriend, how even his roommate do not know?”

“……”

Zhao Yunsang really do not know.

Although she and Yan Bei Ke two years in love, but rarely participate in his friends party and class activities, even birthday have to siri remind, where to see his roommate.

Ding Huan see Zhao Yunsang did not say anything, afraid she recalled the scum of the past, hurried to add: “Gu Hao is later reassigned dormitory before moving in, then Sang Sang they both early be, do not know normal.”

I can’t imagine having dinner with my ex-boyfriend’s roommate.

This world is really fucking small.

Zhao Yunsang absent-mindedly responded to two sentences, put the mug on the table, into the bathroom.

Mo Li washed the clothes and mopped the tile floor by the way, and the air was scattered with a light lemon grass fragrance.

Zhao Yunsang looked into the mirror to wear a deer antler hair band.

The faucet was left on, clattering.

Like the sound of glassware shattering in an Internet cafe.

Du Shangyu lies on the ground with his nose bruised and swollen, reaching out to point at her, gritting his teeth and shouting angrily.

— [Don’t think I don’t know, you got Fu Sheng too!

……

There was a click in her ears.

Zhao Yunsang pulled his consciousness back for the third time and twisted his head to look at the open door.

Chu Meng changed into pajamas, slipped into slippers, raised his foot and closed the door again.

Both hands are empty, obviously not going to wash up.

Zhao Yunsang lowered his head to squeeze toothpaste on the toothbrush, pretending to be confused.

“Come to use the toilet? Wait for me to finish cleaning up.”

“You just pretend.”

Chu Meng clutching his arms, leaning against the edge of the sink, sneering, “suggest that you take the initiative to confess, the organization can consider a lighter sentence.”

“……”

Zhao Yunsang open up the old face play loli, holding a toothbrush to Chu Meng wink, the top of the antlers wobbling, and sweet and innocent, “people pretend to Sammo la?”

Or damn Hong Kong and Taiwan accent.

Unfortunately Chu Meng does not eat this set: “prompt two words: Internet cafe, lewd man.”

Meng muddle through the plan failed, Zhao Yunsang back to normal, shrugged: “I was also surprised.”

“Oh.”

Chu Meng stroked his chin, “So the gods really beat up that creepy guy for you?”

“…… It’s not necessarily for me.”

Zhao Yunsang think don’t narcissism is better, put the toothbrush into the mouth, vaguely explained, “Maybe they both happen to have some kind of grudge.”

Chu Meng half-heartedly: “Then why did the lecherous man say that Fusheng was you looking for?”

“……”

This is indeed unanswerable.

Zhao Yunsang brush your teeth seriously, and devoted to find out the truth of the Sherlock Holmes? Meng fell into deep thought.

When she finished brushing her teeth and received a glass of water ready to rinse her mouth, Chu Meng finally spoke slowly.

“I kind of believe it now.”

“Believe what?”

“That autumn trip on the cable car, you said kissed Fusheng two times, I thought you were making it up.”

Chu Meng came close to Zhao Yunsang and stared closely into her eyes with a very serious expression, “So share it, what was it like to forcibly kiss the gods?”

“Pfft–”

Zhao Yunsang spurted out a mouthful of water.

For the second time.

But the difference is.

She sprayed all on Chu Meng’s face this time.

—— off-topic — —

If there is no accident, the sickly rose on the volume is over, followed by the next volume, mainly to recall the two of them in high school, such as how Sang Sang strong kiss small volt of la, such as small volt really refused Sang Sang, overall is very sweet, hmm.