I Have Stands In Cultivation World - Chapter 1

In a lush forest with trees as high as skyscrapers in which, if we go further, you will see a young man of about 22, with blond hair, a pretty face and a slim figure who cries like a baby to whom we would have stolen his favorite lollipop.

” (T…T)Why would God do this to me? I haven’t been to church often enough or is it because of the sites in my internet history ” he moans.

His name was Dio vald an Earthman like you and me anyway before he was strangled by his own socks, don’t ask how he could have done it because even the gods still ask themselves the question And this will remained eternally one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.

Then he found himself in this unknown forest, but despite his IQ has only one number, he knew that he was no longer on earth because there are three fucking moons in the sky!

And the few fierce roars he heard made him freeze his blood, plunging him into complete despair.

“Ding… Downloading the jojo bizarre adventure system … 0%… 0.1%… 0.2%….

With a few tears still in his eyes, Dio jumped and stood on his guard before bursting with joy.

“Thank Jesus, God, Buddha, thank you hahahaha I knew you didn’t will abandon me” laughs Dio how as a worthy otaku he can not recognize a system when he sees one.

“System my dear system comes out to see Daddy” laughed Dio, salivating like an old pervert who hadn’t left his prison for years and who had just seen the most beautiful woman in the world

“Loading progress 1.1%,” Repeated the mechanical voice

Dio:”

3 hours later while Dio trembling was hiding on a tree branch or sleeping a rabbit 6 metres below.

100 %… Loading the weird jojos system adventure completed… The host wins a free LVL platinum draw,” said the mechanical voice.

“System where were you when that rabbit thought I was a carrot” shouted Dio to the point of waking the rabbit who started kicking the tree again.

System: _….

“Congratulations to the host for the most shameless host trophy.”

Dio: “)”)

During their discussion the rabbit continued to hit the tree with his paws.

“System what is a platinum level draw” asked Dio

During their discussion the rabbit continued to kick the tree with his paws

“The draws are divided into bronze, silver, gold, platinum and diamond level draws

Each draw brings you things related to the universe of the manga jojos bizarre adventure”

Commented the mechanical voice in Dio’s mind

“Hahaha So start the draw going fast system” laughs Dio vigorously.