I Have Zanpakuto - Chapter 1096
Turn on the computer, connect the mobile phone, and look at the upload progress in the pop-up window. Ge xiaolun leans comfortably on the back of his chair with irrecoverable complacency on his face.
Since Zhang Han took the high and cold route and killed the four sides like a God, he took the people-friendly route to show everyone a bloody and flesh soldier company.
But he knew that since the battle of Tianhe, Zhang Han had not been interviewed once and directly disappeared. This practice of not paying attention to fans just gives Ge xiaolun the opportunity. As long as he operates well, he will be able to get back his popularity!
After uploading, open the video.
In the picture, GE xiaolun’s head almost covers the whole screen.
“Dad! Mom! I’m behind the enemy… I may be dying… I can’t help it! Dad, mom, cough… It’s not blood. Well, I can’t deceive you. I regret joining this male… Soldier company! I’m really regretting! Dad, mom, you see… I’m really surrounded. I’m really dying!”
“But I just thought about it. I just used my own actions to cooperate with them to destroy a warship, and I almost died. However, I think I did the right thing! At least I think I saved a million people’s lives just now…”
With the broadcast of the video, GE xiaolun’s face smiled more and more. Although he looked a little counselled at the beginning, he made a real contribution to killing a warship.
“From being greedy for life and fear of death to fighting bloody battles… Well, this technique of wanting to be bullied first is really good! It’s just that there’s too much dust on your face. If you cut a few wounds, it’s more perfect to shed some blood!”
Ge xiaolun became more and more excited. Most importantly, at the end of the video, he confessed to Du Qiang! I’m looking forward to it silently. After the fermentation of this video, I will go to confess to each other again with the vast public opinion.
At that time… The whole world will applaud their combination!
It’s a real-life version of gone with the wind. You have wood?!
Think about it and feel that every cell of the body is cheering!
Of course, GE xiaolun will not admit anything. This is a moral kidnapping. He just stood on the raging waves of the times, held his son’s hand and watched the mountains and rivers!
Ge xiaolun took a few deep breaths, forced down the surging emotion, refreshed the web page, dragged the mouse and browsed the comments below.
He had imagined a flood of flattery.
Egg set, egg set! Brother is destined to be the shining existence.
First floor: Da Ai Xiongbing company, v587 does not explain!
Well, good!
Second floor: good soldier company. The people will remember you!
Well, it’s OK. I just didn’t highlight myself. I’m so sorry
Third floor: shock! I’m cold in the sky, you fucking take a selfie on the ground?
Lying in the trough, it is absolutely forced to be Zhang Han’s brain powder. Ignore it.
Fourth floor: if you destroy a warship, you dare say you have saved a million people. I have destroyed a flagship and dozens of frigates. Did you say anything? The guy named Ge xiaolun, since he was lucky to hold my cold thigh, can’t he learn more about my cold low-key life?
Or brain powder, skip directly
Fifth floor: shameless hype, deep contempt!
Sixth floor: seeing Ge xiaolun’s selfie, I finally realized how difficult it is for me to carry a city alone.
Seventh floor: pity my cold, too hard!
Eighth floor: pity + 1
……
100th floor: pity + 10010
Ge xiaolun seems to have been hit by an arrow in his knee. Why is his meow different from what he imagined?
Look at it again
Two hundred floors: how magnificent I am! One God dragged nine legs and defeated Taotie army with zero casualties!
The rest of the team followed
201 floor: my mother asked me why I knelt to read the comments. I also wanted to ask, why?
Ge xiaolun felt like a knife in his heart. He resisted the impulse to smash the monitor and continued to turn down.
1000th floor: I’m cold. Even if my grandmother joins the military company, she can win the battle of Tianhe!
……
Three thousand floors: kneel down and beg me to stand at an altitude of 30000 feet to fight the infantry of the plane
Poof
Ge xiaolun sprayed his blood on the screen, and his young heart suffered hundreds of millions of critical hits.
Suddenly I felt that the world was full of malice towards him.
“No, I want to fight back! I must fight back…”
Ge xiaolun raised his hand to wipe the screen, and then his fingers flew on the keyboard. Before long, an article entitled “the other side of Zhang Han unknown” appeared in the post bar.
Ge xiaolun looked, corrected a few typos, and then click send.
In this article, GE xiaolun actively broke the news from the perspective of a soldier of a powerful company, describing Zhang Han as a bully in the team.
They go their own way, disobey discipline, do not respect the orders of their superiors, and flirt with female team members all day, causing everyone in the whole team to be in danger. A team member named Ge xiaolun couldn’t stand it and took the initiative to protect everyone, but he was crushed by Zhang Han and almost lost his chrysanthemum
Ge xiaolun described Zhang Han as a creature more terrible than the devil in his article, which was so angry that people and gods were angry.
Not only that, he also slightly modified the process of the next battle.
“… before the war began, each of us took a helicopter, prepared to sneak in at low altitude, establish positions and help the people in the city retreat out.
However, just as the helicopter was about to reach the sky over Tianhe City, Zhang Han suddenly asked us to fly in front and help him resist the gunfire! In awe of Zhang Han’s hegemony and power in the past, the team members had to follow his instructions even if they were unwilling to do so, but they had no choice but to act as cannon fodder… ”
For the sake of black Zhang Han, GE xiaolun said that before he came, he had already lost his integrity to the giant gorge.
However, when he refreshed the web page and saw the comments below, he was stunned and almost fainted.
“Stupid teammate, I let you be a meat shield in order to win the war. What’s the matter? Besides, you’re not dead.”
“Playing games has meat and output, not to mention war? Originally, I liked the male soldier company and thought they were all heroes. Now I can see clearly the B-type of the male soldier company. I don’t have any tactical literacy. The war is all primary school students. Without me, the world is in danger!”
“Since it’s a regiment war, nine guarantees and one, isn’t it something you should do to be a meat shield? It’s nice to take it out and make me cold. The baby says he can’t understand!”
“Cannot understand + 1”
……
“Cannot understand + 10086”
“Pity my cold, inexplicably black.”
“Hero company, please feel at ease when cannon fodder, don’t drag me back!”
“I said that my teammate Italy doesn’t matter. One person is enough for this war!”
“Ask for the dissolution of the military company, one person, one world!”
“Dissolve the hero company, one person, one world + 1”
……
“One person, one world + n”
Ge xiaolun has already fainted in the toilet