I heard that I’ll be super fierce after my death - Chapter 16

Chapter 16: I Have No Regrets in My Ghost Life
Translator: Lordbluefire

Editor: Lordbluefire

“Then are you male or female?” Lin Wu couldn’t help but ask.

Xiao Qin’s current appearance was a great celebrity who was known to be a goddess. Moreover, she was at the peak of her charm index, being only at the age of 16 or 17 years old. She was like a snow lotus, waiting to bloom, appearing very intelligent and celestial.

However, at the thought of how the actual person behind this appearance was actually a guy. Lin Wu had the urge to go crazy.

No matter how beautiful a person was, if they were someone of the same gender…

Damn, it’d be g*y sh*t.

“I’m a guy…”

Xiao Qin said that and watched with great interest as Lin Wu’s expression changed. It was only after seeing Lin Wu’s disappointed expression that Xiao Qin continued saying, “… or a woman, is that important?”

“Of course, it is.” Lin Wu nodded solemnly. If Xiao Qin was a guy, how could Lin Wu possibly have used him as his sexual fantasies?

“Trust me, it isn’t.” Xiao Qin waved her hand. “Humans and ghosts don’t take the same path. I’m not your wife, and there’s nothing you can do. So is there a difference whether I’m a guy or a girl? Quickly take back all those disgusting thoughts that you have in your mind. Aren’t you afraid that I’ll suddenly bring out…”

“Hey, hey, hey, that’s enough, that’s enough, that’s enough!”

Lin Wu’s lips started twitching, and he quickly interrupted her.

Gosh. Just imagine this. A goddess that you had seen on television when you were young had suddenly appeared before your eyes, smiling beautifully. You thought that it was a fated encounter and said in pleasant surprise that this was such a coincidence. She then smiled and replied in agreement…

Stop!

Stop right there.

The image of the goddess from his childhood was already on the verge of dissipating to begin with, but now even the remnants were destroyed.

Lin Wu suddenly hated his over-imaginative mind. It was too depressing.

“Why do you look so sad?” Xiao Qin couldn’t help but feel perplexed as she looked at Lin Wu. “Do you want me to change into your wife and hug you to console you?”

“… No, don’t!”

Lin Wu quickly took a step back, looking at the bottom half of her body with a bit of apprehension.

What if it was brought out while she had taken on Li Luyao’s appearance and hugged him? Then he’d be traumatized by Li Luyao for his entire life.

“Is there any reason why you’re looking for me?” Lin Wu couldn’t help but ask.

“It’s nothing. I just wanted to see what you are like when you’re alive.” Xiao Qin replied casually, “I didn’t expect the matchmaker to be reincarnated as well.”

“Since you aren’t my wife, then what’s your relationship with me? My friend?” Lin Wu asked, feeling puzzled.

“You don’t have friends.” Xiao Qin shook her head and replied, “How can such a malicious ghost like you possibly have any friends? You only have eyes for power and women.”

“Me?” Lin Wu was stunned. “Was I actually this snobbish after I died?”

Xiao Qin shrugged. “God knows what your obsession was. To think that you actually protected a large group of female ghosts and subdued a group of malicious ghosts.”

“Oh, you’re one of the malicious ghosts I subdued?” Lin Wu was struck with understanding.

“Of course not.” Xiao Qin shook her head. “If I were one of the malicious ghosts you subdued, then I’d have knelt down, shivering in fear. How could I dare to scare you? I’m a little like the matchmaker, considered to be more unique. We both have our occupations.”

“Occupations?”

“Both of us are considered extremes of the world.” Xiao Qin smiled and said, “You’re said to be the most terrifying malicious ghost in the world, while I am known as the ghost that looks like humans the most. Most people call me the ‘connector’.”

“Connector?”

“Unless a person has yin-yang eyes or fulfilled some special conditions, most people won’t be able to see ghosts. Most ghosts would also be unable to communicate with humans. Although malicious ghosts can influence the real world, their minds are blinded by things like ruthless aura and resentment aura that it’s hard for them to even talk.”

Xiao Qin started to explain things and then smiled confidently. “And I’m considered more amazing. Do you think I look any different from a living human being like you?”

Lin Wu immediately said, “Can’t have sex.”

“…”

Xiao Qin looked at him, feeling speechless. “I was referring to my actions and behavior. Have you seen a ghost that looks more like a human being than me?”

Lin Wu didn’t say anything but mumbled to himself in his heart. (My reader can speak, is polite, knows to knock when urging for new releases, and even makes pinky promises with me…)

“It’s very rare to see good ghosts like me who can freely communicate with living humans, not having any vengeful auras.”

Xiao Qin praised himself and then continued, “Moreover, I can take on other people’s appearances, so other ghosts would often ask me to take the form of the person they want so that they can complete the wish they had before they died. For example, to take care of their families.”

Lin Wu’s eyes lit up. “It’s an occupation with great prospects. How do you charge?”

“It’s voluntary work.” Xiao Qin said casually, “I’m not a malicious ghost that relies on resentment aura to survive. This is my obsession that didn’t dissipate after I died. ”

Lin Wu felt respect for her. “A volunteer amongst the ghosts. Amazing.”

Xiao Qin smiled, a little embarrassed. “Of course, if I occasionally meet those with money, I would also rob from the rich to help the poor.”

Lin Wu felt another wave of respect. “A great hero! You have my respect!”

Xiao Qin coughed. “I mean by robbing other’s wealth to help my poor predicament.”

“…”

Lin Wu was stunned. “You’re dead. Why would you want money?”

“Of course it’s for entertainment.” Xiao Qin smiled and said, “Although I can’t eat and drink, I can watch shows, play games, travel, and occasionally act like a snob by impersonating celebrities. I live a great life.”

“Tsk, there are no other ghosts who can live like you do,” said Lin Wu.

“Of course. I have no regret in my ghost life.”

Xiao Qin nodded proudly, then smiled and said, “Why don’t you die as well and enjoy a great ghost life together with me? Not only would you not be restricted by law, but you can be eternally youthful as well.”

“Forget it, I’m still a virgin. It’d be meaningless for me to die just like that.” Lin Wu waved his hand.

“Tsk, don’t think I don’t know. Scoundrels like you always like to act like virgins.”

Xiao Qin scoffed, then shook her head and said, “But you’re a malicious ghost after you died. Your resentment aura was too strong, and you couldn’t enjoy it in peace. After all, even a terrifying malicious ghost like the matchmaker who had been around for over 1,000 years has difficulty talking, and can only recite a few lines of poetry here and there.”

Lin Wu was stunned and said, “The matchmaker has difficulty talking? Isn’t her obsession to tie couples together? If she has difficulty talking, then how does she help to link up couples?”

“Her red thread isn’t just the red thread of marriage affinity. It’s also a torture tool.” Xiao Qin chuckled. “If the other party doesn’t agree, she’d be rougher, leaving them with no choice but to agree.”

“…”

Lin Wu was speechless. He now understood why Li Luyao was bent on getting married to him.

This was matchmaking?

It was more like forcing people into agreement!

Lin Wu’s face suddenly turned dark. “Damn, if that’s the case, there isn’t any true love with any of my wives?”

“There were also female ghosts who took the initiative to marry you and feel gratitude toward you.” Xiao Qin said casually, “Of course, the female ghosts who were forced by the matchmaker to marry you would definitely not like you. They might hold resentment against you, and that’s why you’re in trouble.”

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“Then what should I do?” Lin Wu felt a throbbing headache.

“I don’t have any solution. Why don’t you die?” Xiao Qin suggested sincerely. “Since you’re so fierce after you die, those female ghosts wouldn’t dare to resist you. You can have whatever postures you want.”

Lin Wu rolled his eyes. “If I’m dead, would there still be any meaning to that? I still have a beautiful wife at home. Why would I need to look for female ghosts?”

“It’s up to you then.”

Xiao Qin waved her hand, not bothered at all. She pressed the lift button and walked out. She didn’t even turn her head when she said, “That’s it then. We’ll chat again next time. If there’s anything, you can come to look for me at 901.”