I Kill Monsters For A Living - Chapter 21 Lets Get Back Too It

Mike slammed open the door and chucked a pair of binoculars at Ada, “It’s your lucky day.”

“What do you mean?” Ada then jumped off the bed and looked at Mike in confusion.

“Giant monster.”

“GIANT MONSTER!?”

“Yes… that’s what I said!”

“WOOHOOO! LET’S GET BACK TOO IT!”

Chichiro then walked in the room holding a plastic bag, “Hey, guys I bought some chicken, does anyone wa-”

“OHMYGODICAN’TWAITFORTHIS!” Ada yelled out loud.

“HOLY CRAP IS CRAZY GIRL HAVING A SEIZURE!?”

“Nah, she’s just excited,” Mike said as he exited the room.

“Excited for what?”

-Few Minutes Later-

“OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?” Chichiro yelled as she looked through the binoculars.

“A giant turtle…” Mike replied as he checked his phone.

It was abnormally large turtle walking on all four of its legs. The turtle was walking towards the city from the ocean and looked to be the size of a mountain.

“Hey, guys, what’s happening?” I say as I walk up to Mike and the others.

“Giant turtle…”

“Oh, cool.”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN SCARED!?” Chichiro yelled while shaking the both of us.

“Well… it’s a turtle… why would you be afraid of a turtle?”

“BECAUSE IT’S HUGE!”

“That’s what she said…” Mike giggled.

“I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!”

“I do this all the time, plus I’m not in the mood right now since I can’t manage to finish this song on Uso…” Mike said as he began tapping his phone furiously.

“You mean that stupid weeaboo game on your phone?” Chichiro said with disgust.

“HEY DON’T JUDGE ME! THE GAME IS FUN!”

“Yeah, I bet it is…” Chichiro then stepped back away from Mike.

“So guys, what do you wanna name this thing?” Mike then brought out a notebook and a pen.

“Torto sounds fun.” I say as I take another look at the giant turtle.

“Torto it is then.”

Threat level: 4

Ability: ?

“GIANT MONSTER TIME!” Ada yelled as she came out of the headquarters and grabbed mike by the shirt.

“NOT NOW, I HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME!”

“I SAID, GIANT MONSTER TIME!” Ada then teleported on top of the turtle with Mike.

Mike then slipped as he landed on the turtle accidentally dropping his phone in the ocean. “GOD DAMMIT ADA I TOLD YOU NOT NOW!”

“GIANT MONSTER TIMEEE!”

“I HAVE TO BUY A NEW PHONE NOW, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BUY A REAL PHONE IN ALINAM!?”

“SCREW YOUR PHONE WE’RE FIGHTING MONSTERS!”

“SCREW YOU!”

“NO SCREW YOU MIKE!”

-Meanwhile at the hideout-

Chichiro then looked through the binoculars and stared at Ada and Mike arguing, “What the hell are those two doing?”

“What are you talking about?” I say as Chichiro hands me the binoculars. “Uhh… I think they’re arguing about something.”

“THEY’RE FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!? THEY NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!”

“They’re strong enough to deal with the turtle.”

“Wait, you guys are supposed to be super strong right?”

“Yeah, we all got these sick abilities.”

“So what’s yours?”

“Uhh… I can spin stuff?”

“Lame…”

“Welp, it’s not all that useless.” She then snapped her fingers summoning a pole with a drill attached to the end of it. She then picked it up and handed to me, “It’s a lightning drill.”

“What the hell is a lightning drill?”

Chichiro then sighed and crossed her arms, “It’s some ancient weapon they used back in the dynasty days and stuff.”

“Cool… how does it work?”

“You’re supposed to rotate the drill at a high velocity to generate electricity, once you’ve generated enough electricity you can wack someone with the drill to shock them. They called it a thunder drill cause if you spin it fast enough it’s possible you can deal a blow equal to a lightning bolt.”

“THIS IS PERFECT! THANK YOU SO MUCH!”

“No need to squeal like a child loser…”

“Wow, screw you…”

-Back to the turtle-

“YOU HAVE TO BUY ME A NEW PHONE AFTER THIS!” Mike yelled at Ada.

“FINE, JUST KILL THE TURTLE ALREADY!” Ada yelled with impatience.

“I’m so done with this…” Mike gripped both of his fists and held them in the air. A large circle portal then appeared right above the turtle.

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“BOXING STYLE METAL BAZOOKA!” Mike then slammed both of his fists on the turtles back making a massive metal cylinder come out of the portal slamming right into the shell. Mike then turned around to Ada and flicked her on the head, “Alright we’re done, not le-”

-DING-

The massive metal cylinder then bounced off the shell of the turtle and fell into the ocean creating a massive splash that wet both Mike and Ada. “WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?”

Threat level: 8

Ability: Invincible Shell

“YOU SUCK, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED!”

“SHUT UP ADA THIS IS SERIOUS!”

Ada then grabbed Mike and teleported back to Chichiro and I at the base.

“Oh hey guys.” I greeted Mike and Ada as they arrived.

“What the hell is that stick you’re holding?”

“It’s a thunder pole.” I said as I handed the lightning drill back to Chichiro.

“Lightning drill…” Chichiro said while shaking her head.

“I don’t know, lightning pole sounds way cooler…” Ada said with her arms crossed.

“DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY SUPER COOL LIGHTNING DRILL!” Chichiro yelled at Ada.

“Hey, I thought you only had guns in your pocket dimension…” Mike then looked at Chichiro with confusion.

“Just because I store a lot of guns in them doesn’t mean that I only have guns I even have some cake and sweets inside of my dimension.”

“Seems handy.”

“Damn straight it is!” Chichiro said with pride.

“By the way David, we need your help with the giant turtle.” Mike then tapped me on the shoulder.

“Sure, what can I do for you?” I reply.

“What are the limits on your rotation ability?”

“I can rotate about anything I want.”

“So no limitations?”

“I haven’t tried rotating the entire earth, but I’m pretty positive that I can.”

“Well can you do a spinney thing on the turtle? Looks like the shell is invincible.”

I then cracked my knuckles and grabbed the lightning drill from Chichiro. “Mind if I test out the thunder pole on it?”

“It’s a thunder drill…” Chichiro sighed.

“Eh sure, doesn’t hurt to try.” Mike shrugged.

“Sweeet.”