I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet! - Chapter 236 - 236: Annual Celebration! Free Funeral!

Chapter 236: Annual Celebration! Free Funeral! This chapter was first shared on the Ñøv€lß1n platform.

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Li Yidao opened the live stream, the timing couldn’t have been better.

It was the time when everyone was glued to their phones, catching up on dramas.

So, there were no surprises!

Quickly, more than 100,000 fans flooded into the live stream.

The platform operators, along with the cyber-police officers, who had relaxed a bit in the past few days, were now on urgent standby!

There was no other way!

Li Yidao’s impact was just too strong.

In fact, Li Yidao’s influence had gradually dissipated under the intentional guidance of Unit 36, and they were well aware that, for Li Yidao, as his strength continued to grow and he interacted with more people, live streaming might gradually become something he would give up.

According to normal logic, it should indeed be the case.

However, what they didn’t know was that the source of Li Yidao’s ability was death follows!

For him, the most convenient and effective way of gaining death follows was through methods like short video streaming!

Therefore, live streaming for Li Yidao was something that could never be stopped.

The only possibility was that he might not have time to live stream during extremely busy periods, like recently, when he had experienced too much.

But now, he needed to accumulate more lifespan.

In this situation, he had no choice but to take action.

As for why he opened the live stream, Li Yidao discovered something.

Every time he tried to watch videos on his own, the efficiency was generally low.

However, if he opened a live stream and watched videos with a large number of online friends, the efficiency was significantly higher!

Because many times, these online friends would send him a lot of IDs, and these IDs…

Well, not to say 100%, but more than 50% were those d*mned or potentially doomed individuals!

Li Yidao planned it out.

If he could focus on following thirty people, he would gain approximately a thousand years of lifespan.

This would provide him with more security.

Additionally, if he could receive two follow-up missions, the effect would be even better.

As Li Yidao watched the audience in the live stream continuously increasing, gifts were flying across the screen.

Li Yidao smiled and softly said to the live stream audience, “It’s been a while since I streamed, and you’re all still so enthusiastic. Thank you, everyone.”

“You all know my personality; I won’t talk much. Let’s watch some videos together with a little cost.”

“Well… no need to tip, guys. Gifts on the screen will affect everyone’s viewing experience. Besides, I don’t need your tips right now. You know what I mean.”

Hearing Li Yidao’s words, the live stream audience began their crazy comments.

“Look! Look! Is this something a person would say? No need to tip, and we know what you mean? We really don’t understand!”

“Hehe, exactly! Is Brother Dao short of money? I don’t know how many tycoons are actively trying to curry favor with Brother Dao. Do you think Brother Dao lacks your money?”

“Platform: Brother Dao, is this polite? Your tipping revenue is half of mine, you know?”

“Are you kidding me? Is the platform dumb? Hasn’t it always been a 50-50 split for tips?”

“Go check the official platform announcement; Brother Dao’s tips are entirely untouched, and even the fees are covered by the platform.”

“Oh d*mn! Brother Dao is indeed Brother Dao, awesome to the max!”

“Actually, thinking about it, it’s normal. Share tips with the Grim Reaper? Does the platform have that capability?”

“Even if they have the capability, do they have the courage?” “Even if they have the courage, do they have the capability?” “Even if they have the capability…”

“Oh god! Upstairs, are you guys playing nesting dolls?”

As Li Yidao observed the continued lively banter in the live stream, he no longer paid attention. Instead, he opened the professional equipment he had previously purchased—the large-screen live stream for watching other videos.

It could be clearly displayed in the live stream, showcasing the advanced nature of the current equipment.

With the appearance of a familiar video, the viewers in the live stream became instantly excited.

“Oh oh oh. It’s here! My favorite series!”

“Wow! It’s so beautiful! My favorite!”

“Smirk… Brother Dao, if you don’t release the big data behind the scenes, we’ll turn from fans to haters!”

“Yes! Summon the yoga lady! Tell us quickly why every time you open a video, it’s the yoga lady!”

“Hehe, actually, I’ve found the trick. If anyone needs it, message me! Not 998 yuan, not 899 yuan, just 19-9 yuan, and you can get free tutorials!”

“Scammer, get lost! D*mn it! I’ll beat up scammers every time I see one!”

“Alright, alright. Everyone, focus on watching the young lady selling her butt. Bah, I’m wrong. Everyone, focus on watching the young lady selling yoga clothes!”

“That’s right! Focus! You see Brother Dao has been watching for half a minute and hasn’t skipped away.”

“Yeah, Brother Dao is too focused; I…

“Huh? What the heck! Something seems off!”

“Really? So explosive?”

“What’s upstairs talking about, what’s explosive? Could it be Brother Dao… has taken a liking to this lady? Her figure… is just average.”

“Hehe, the one upstairs guessed right! Brother Dao has taken a liking to this laay… DUE…

“But what? What are you guys talking about? Why are your words making me anxious?”

“But! This liking is not an ordinary liking!” “What does that mean? What’s this joke?” “That’s right! What are you saying?”

“Bunch of trash, all playing dumb riddles! D*mn it!”

In contrast to the lively atmosphere in the live stream, Li Yidao found himself immersed in contemplation at this moment.

He couldn’t help but wonder if the system had made a mistake.

How could things be so coincidental?

[Ding! Detected high-quality customer, ID: Three Little Sisters Who Love to

Dance.]

[Death Status Detection: Due to selling counterfeit yoga attire and causing accidents for buyers, ultimately leading to her own accidental death, death probability: 99%.]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

With a 99% death probability right off the bat, Li Yidao questioned whether the system was sending him a performance target because he had been neglecting his duties lately.

Not only that, Li Yidao discovered that the person in question was also from Jiang City!

“This… If he played his cards right, wouldn’t this be an ‘auspicious start’ for himself?”

Originally, Li Yidao felt a bit regretful.

Such a good figure, gone at such a young age…

But after seeing the cause of death, that trace of regret disappeared.

Such a person would be effortless to follow!

Without any hesitation, he directly followed and gave a thumbs-up.

“Those who do many wrongs will perish in the end. When you harm others for the sake of profit, the harm will always come back to you.”

As the comment was posted, Li Yidao placed his newly adjusted promotional phrase at the top.

“No worries after death, Li Yidao escorts you; all-encompassing one-stop service guarantees peace of mind for your descendants. Special discounts for death anniversaries, book now for super free services! Only available during this anniversary celebration!”

With Li Yidao’s comment and the unconventional promotional message, the entire live stream fell into a state of confusion!

“What the heck is going on here?”

“Oh mv god! Celebrating the anniversary and offering free services? What is Brother Dao up to?”

“Brother Dao is celebrating? Oh my god! Is something bad going to happen!”

In the live stream, after a brief moment of stunned silence, viewers started a frenzy of comments!

“Oh my god! Scared the hell out of me! Brother Dao is going to celebrate! I hurriedly took down all my videos!”

“What the heck! Is Brother Dao activating his Sharingan and going to start a crazy killing spree?”

“Brother Dao is up to something! Even the yoga girl, who I’ve never had the heart to follow, is now followed by Brother Dao. He’s showing unwavering determination!”

“Do you think it’s because Brother Dao has been lazy lately and didn’t meet performance standards? Could he be assigned a task from above?”

“That’s highly possible! Oh my god! It’s so terrifying! Seriously!”

“I can’t handle this! I was scared to death! Fortunately, I was in the bathroom; otherwise, the underwear I bought for 8,000 yuan would be ruined.”

“Are you showing off your wealth, or are you just being pretentious, upstairs?”

. Seriously, is Brother Dao going to kill randomly?”

“Trembling with fear…”

While the live stream was in chaos due to Li Yidao’s announcement, it wasn’t limited to the live stream audience.

Platform operators monitoring the live stream, cyber-police officers, and even some other influential figures were also left utterly baffled at this moment!

They were all acting like madmen, continuously reporting this information to their superiors!

Something big was about to happen!