I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron (All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball) - Vol 2 Chapter 808

In December, the Lakers, who had been advancing all the way, with a record of only one defeat before Christmas Day, successfully blinded the titanium alloy electronic eyes of those who were not optimistic about them before the start of the season.

Kobe, who aims to hit his first regular season MVP in his career, “wins”.

Before Christmas Day, in the entire December Lakers game, he averaged nearly 12 three-pointers per game. Not only did he successfully retrieve the “waves” of the Black Mamba period, he also dived deeper and deeper in the sewers. He also played the “30+10+10” data in eight consecutive games this month, becoming the second man to step on the myth of Michael Jordan’s “seven consecutive triple doubles” after Su Feng.

In addition, under Su Feng’s suggestion, Kobe also shot a short video in the middle of this month to teach young people how to make fouls handsomely in basketball games.

Different from the traditional fouling, in the opinion of the department director, the modern fouling method must be stable, accurate, and ruthless, and at the same time pay attention to four or two.

Well known.

The current version of the NBA’s top forward defenders are all American Hercules with more than two hundred catties.

So if you can’t reasonably use skillfulness and fake actions to deceive the other party, it is very likely that the other party will turn a left elbow and a hard knee, and you will be “dead without a dead body.”

On the Internet, as soon as this video was released, there was a burst of “Kobe Imitation Show” on American social networks.

obviously.

After more than half a month of exploration and practice.

Kobe has already created a “one-pointer” play that does not belong to anyone.

Compared with Su Feng’s memory, Harden’s breakthrough, Ke’s breakthrough not only looked more “reckless”, and when he was seeking physical confrontation, Kobe also combined his waist strength with Vanessa for more than ten years. To play to the limit.

As Kobe’s main source of free throws this month…

The various fancy tricks made countless young players feel the gap between them and Kobe in terms of technology and experience.

This month, the teams that have suffered a dark loss in the game with the Lakers have all chosen to be silent.

Because after Su Feng was very far-sighted to let Kobe publish this video on social networks…

You can combine Kobe’s recent game to watch…

You will find that even though the referees are actually more partial to the Lakers in some of the five-fifth ball.

But if those players are not fooled by Kobe’s basketball skills…

So how can these fouls happen?

Moreover, even if these teams want to protest, they dare not do so.

Because nothing else…

Just those arms that can always hang on Su Feng’s waist during the game with the Lakers…

Are you sure that you really want the referee to enforce the law “fairly, openly, and impartially”?

In the past few years, how many “away whistle” did the Lakers play at their home court in the game?

The co-authoring means that now Kobe has used his wisdom and flesh to kill the Lakers. You still don’t allow it, right?

Or…

Let’s appeal to the league together. You retrieve these five-five-five kicks, and then you take down your arm that is always hanging on Su Feng’s waist?

As of Christmas Day, Bryant’s new season average data has risen to 27.4 points, 11.8 rebounds, 11.4 assists, 1.8 steals.

In order to help Kobe brush up the data, although Kobe changed the composition of shots, the overall offensive effect of the Lakers was not significant, but Su Feng’s season average points per game have declined when the total score of a team is always fixed. To 35.8 points.

“I looked at the scoring average this season…

Kevin definitely can’t catch up with you.

But are you sure that your data can get you the “phenomenon award”? “On Christmas Eve, Kobe, who chose to bring his children and his wife to Su Feng’s house, asked with a worried expression on his face.

Admittedly.

According to Stern’s “prestige system”, as long as Kobe gets the regular season MVP, it is a high probability event that Su Feng wins the phenomenon award.

But if Su Feng’s scoring data continues to decline…

It is indeed possible for Nastern to maintain his “prestige system” and choose to go straight to the end.

That is, despite the controversy, when the regular season MVP is issued to others, it does not give Su Feng the Discovery Award.

And judging from Su Feng’s understanding of Stern…

Although this is only a small probability event…

But as a stable monster who always believed that 99.99% equals 0, watching Kobe who has learned to be considerate of himself, Su Feng also realized that this is a season in which he and Kobe are both prosperous and damaged.

“Well… the next thing is to find a chance to play a big game or two.” In order to ensure that he and Kobe can be foolproof in the final selection, Su Feng knows that now, he has to refresh NBA history. The moment of the ranking.

no way.

Even if Su Feng’s hand feel is obviously better this season than last season…

But in the NBA, no matter how good a scorer is, he can’t guarantee that he can definitely score high points every night.

so……

Even Su Feng…

If you want to have a big game or two, you have to make crazy shots in the game.

after all……

If you don’t shoot, how can you score?

“In my opinion, choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun.

In ten hours or so, we will have a Christmas battle with the Celtics.

Why don’t you try to score as much as possible in the Christmas game? “Pointing to the eye-catching headline of the local Los Angeles newspaper on the dining table, Kobe said to Su Feng.

As a president who only wants to squeeze the remaining resources of the group of stars that he held up, like countless previous seasons, Stern still did not choose to spare Su Feng and Kobe on Christmas Eve this year.

According to the schedule, after a peaceful and warm Christmas Eve, the Lakers will sit in the Staples Center at home at 16:00 on Christmas Eve, ushering in the “Lake Kai fight” between them and their dead opponent Celtics.

This season, the Celtics’ rookie season’s “upgrading and encouraging” Leonard has achieved initial results.

Up to now, Leonard, who can average 22.4 points and 6.5 rebounds for the Celtics, is not only statistically like Su Feng in the second season of his career.

And the “cutout” steals often staged in the new season also made Celtics fans vaguely see the shadow of that early Su Feng.

“Vote for him! Just vote for him! Don’t hinder his growth, he is our Su Feng!”

“Larry Bird is not Larry Brown. Believe me, this kid will definitely become the key man in our dominance league in the future!”

And the interesting thing is…

This season, in addition to the unprecedented patience given by the Green Army management in training Leonard, the Green Army fans also gave Leonard a lot of attention to Leonard like Gago’s Real Madrid fans. After seeing it, Marbury couldn’t help but want to curse MMP’s care.

It’s just a shame.

Because he strained his groin in a game at the beginning of the season, Tim Duncan, who has fought hundreds of “fate battles” with Su Feng, will definitely be absent from this year’s Christmas game.

So this undoubtedly makes this year’s Christmas War less interesting.

However……

Even though he knew that Duncan was really “wounded” this time, Su Feng still wondered in his heart…

The Celtics were just using “injury” as an excuse to grant an elderly Dunkent a vacation.

This season, in the Eastern Conference record rankings, the Celtics will certainly not be able to compete with younger teams such as the Hawks, Nets, and Heat.

But their fourth place in the East was firmly seated after Rose was reimbursed for injury…

So no matter how you look at it…

Su Feng felt that the Celtics were keeping a low profile.

Fans who watch the ball often know it.

When you live in a lively venue, your most desperate thing is never that the team you support has fallen behind by a big score.

But you suddenly discovered that your favorite star…

He didn’t go!

Therefore, in order to take care of the broadcaster’s ratings and the fans’ experience of watching the game, unlike the world football where rotations have become popular at this time, the NBA has always banned this kind of rotation.

But at the moment…

Under the premise that Duncan was ‘injured’…

You can’t drag people from the hospital bed to play ball, can you?

And at the table, watching Kobe who keeps urging himself…

Because the care and worry from Kobe is as rare as the Jurassic dinosaurs, after a while of pondering, I saw that Su Fengxuan even walked to Britney’s side and treated her like this, this way. .

And after smiling, Britney, who has always been considerate of Su Feng, said to Su Feng in this way.

“It’s done!

Tomorrow night!

I will go buy a “birthday cake” tomorrow morning! ”

Back at the dining table, after finishing all the preparations for “Birthday Night”, Su Feng, who planned to pull off the pass button tonight, said to Kobe.

And Su Feng, who sees that the “family younger brother” is so low that it is so low…

Kobe thought in his heart with disdain:

Just for you, you are ashamed to tell others that you are the **** of basketball when you go out?

waste!

“Honey, come home later, when the kids are all asleep, which dress do you want to see me wearing?” After dinner, Vanessa suddenly took Kobe’s arm when she was about to go home. Said with a smile.

Kobe: “…”

“Uh, dear, you know, we have a Christmas battle tomorrow, so…” Bryant said to Vanessa after wiping the sweat from his forehead.

“So, do you want to see me wearing a Celtics jersey? I know that your hobby is really different.” Vanessa giggled.

Kobe: “…”

…

25th.

Because it is too inhuman to not let the stars go home and have dinner with their families during the holidays, the NBA’s Christmas games have always kicked off ahead of schedule.

Look!

In order for this group of migrant workers to work harder, how humane, democratic and free the NBA is!

Away player: Bah! It takes several hours to sit on a plane alone. Even if we kick off early, can we go home and have dinner with our family?

NBA (the face of a capitalist in seconds): What’s wrong with working overtime on holidays? Do you think you are contributing to me? You are clearly blogging your future for yourself!

Anyway…

In any case, except for a few young people who have never fought a Christmas war, most veterans hate this **** Christmas war most.

Therefore, when Su Feng asked him to have a “birthday” on the 25th…

The Lakers players who just want to hurry up and finish the job didn’t even ask for a “birthday gift”, so they gave full play to the active and subjective initiative of “slacking workers who can be lazy and lazy”.

cast!

I will vote for you!

As long as you Su Feng want to vote, it is considered to be a hundred times, and we have no objection!

However, when warming up before the game…

Su Feng was embarrassed.

Because he always enters the game only after throwing three points in the player channel…

That day, even a dozen of them were thrown and they didn’t make a hit!

“How do you feel that your body is so stiff?” After moving his body, Su Feng looked at his big hands and wondered.

The state of presence seems to be so bad.

But as a player who still relies on his own hard work, Su Feng is not afraid.

At this moment, on the sidelines, Abby Hornacek, who has become the famous mascot of the Lakers’ home court, was in an interview with the host, while showing off her old Hornacek wishing to kill him right away in Los Angeles. , So she immediately put on the long legs of long johns, and said: “I feel that Su may get 60 points, even 70 points, or 80 points tonight!

Because he hasn’t scored a high score for a long time recently.

I believe he will definitely rebound strongly! ”

On the TNT TV station, Barkley, who is also looking forward to the game, complained: “In the past two years, Su seems to be tired of the Christmas game.

To be honest, I am not optimistic about the Lakers in this game.

Because Su’s performance in the Christmas game in recent years is just like Hakim Olajuwon who played with Charles Barkley. ”

On the side, O’Neill, who was also devastated by the Christmas War, nodded and said, “I think what you said makes sense, Charles.

Perhaps for fans, the Christmas War is their holiday.

But for these old guys…

This is undoubtedly a kind of mental and physical torture. ”

On the sidelines, because Su Feng was in poor condition during the warm-up, before preparing for the ceremony, Kobe also said with a worried expression: “You don’t want to increase your single-game iron record to 40 times in this game. .

Because in that way, even if it’s me, I won’t be able to save you. ”

Hearing this, Su Feng sighed a little helplessly.

Nothing.

This is the case with the on-the-spot state stuff…

Can’t see, can’t touch.

But it is real.

That’s it.

After the opening, wave on the outside a few times.

If the hand feels really bad, then the big deal is to carry the explosive bag to the inside line!

Anyway, tonight Jie Tie…

He Su Feng is settled!

Staples Center.

Under the gaze of nearly 20,000 fans on the scene eating popcorn and drinking Coke, after the admission ceremony, the big screen on the scene has given the starting list of the Lake Kai team tonight.

Celtics: Perkins, Bath, Leonard, Ginobili, Parker.

Lakers: Xiaojia, Su Feng, Green, Kobe, Rondo.

In the jump ball link, this time, Xiaojia jumped the basketball into Rondo’s hands very positively.

Rondo dribbled the ball over halftime.

The Lakers put on a classic triangle offensive position.

Leonard, who is responsible for marking Su Feng tonight, is extremely excited.

Although from the facial expression, he didn’t notice any change in his facial expression at all.

But as soon as he had physical contact with his successor, Su Feng immediately felt what was called the fear of the young.

And in front of the TV, Andrew Wiggins, who is now preparing for the future election, stared at the screen intently…

On the one hand, in my mind, I also imagined the scene of him confronting Uncle Shufen on the court in the future.

Uncle Shufen!

Do you still remember the Canadian BOY who followed you on the night you made the legend?

On the court.

Of course, Su Feng, who has no special powers, can’t feel the hot gaze of “True Prince” Wiggins from thousands of kilometers away…

On the wing, Su Feng, who felt the suffocating defense of the young card as soon as he received the basketball, stretched out with his left hand grasping the basketball, and then moved a little to the right, and then retreated, on the right wing 45 Degree angle shot his first shot tonight!

From the ballistic point of view…

The ball was obviously missed by Su Feng.

But on the sidelines, as the “Chairman of the Los Angeles Maple Syrup Support Club”, Abby had already made a three-pointer gesture ahead of time!

boom!

Huh!

A good three-pointer!

On the court, Su Feng, who suddenly said in his mind that “the three-point shot from the side is crooked, it’s okay, because it might hit the board” Su Feng couldn’t help but laugh.

0 to 3!

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning.

At this moment, I am afraid that Su Feng himself did not notice…

After very lucky to hit the three-pointer for the Lakers in the opening game, his originally tense muscles have completely relaxed at this moment.

Ask if you don’t understand.

Will players like Su Feng be nervous?

the answer is……

As long as it is human, he will be nervous.

Because before the start of this Christmas war, I wanted to make a big deal immediately…

So the change in Su Feng’s mentality also affected his body quietly.

Coming back, the Celtics attacked.

Parker motioned to his teammates to give Leonarda a shot.

Since Su Feng’s starting position is the fourth position, it is a bit regrettable that the player responsible for marking Leonard is the “unknown” Danny Green.

In the high post, Leonard also pulled out a three-pointer after dribbling with a tap.

Compared with the small card in Su Feng’s memory, Leonard’s shooting posture obviously needs to be strengthened.

Because under the interference of Green, the rhythm of his shot was visibly damaged by the naked eye.

when-!

The ball went out of the box.

At the basket, Xiaojia turned around and gave Su Feng a card in the first time.

After flying bravely and picking up this rebound, Su Feng also speeded up immediately, and the dribble passed halftime.

On the sidelines, it’s still Abby.

Wearing the Lakers No. 23 jersey, she seems to have a close relationship with Su Feng on the court…

As soon as Su Feng dribbled through the half, she took the lead in making a three-pointer gesture!

Coincidentally…

The ball was facing Leonard, after dribbling the ball to the right, Su Feng really unreasonably threw the ball to the basket!

TNT, Barkley and O’Neal were shocked!

Because they never expected…

After the opening of the night, Su Feng’s desire to strike the iron would be so strong!

“This ball seems to be a bit too hard for Sue…”

And as the basketball flew to the hoop, I saw Barkley’s amazing speech speed just catching up with the flying basketball…

In the next second, the blonde mascot standing on the sidelines of the Lakers used her cheers to lead the audience to shout “phenomenon, phenomenon”!

boom!

Huh!

It’s another three-pointer!

CCTV, Director Zhang, who had to stay up until early in the morning to understand this Christmas war, said with a sense of sleepiness: “Oh…Such luck for Su Feng today!” (Note ①)

On the court, after Su Feng scored 6 consecutive points in the opening game, Kobe wanted to encourage him when celebrating with him.

But thinking back to Leicester City who was still wandering in the relegation zone because of his wave of poisoned milk in August…

After high-fiving with Su Feng, he finally resisted the urge to encourage Su Feng.

Hold on!

Afeng, hit me hard tonight!

One says one.

It is outrageous that Leicester City can be downgraded by Kobe Milk in this life.

But reality is sometimes so outrageous!

On the court, the Celtics attacked, Parker was blocked for a layup, and Su Feng turned around again to grab a rebound.

Leonard retreated quickly.

Under his interference, Su Feng, who broke into the interior, glided in the air for a long time before looking back at the moon and pulling the ball to the rebound.

However, Leonard’s long arm pulled Su Feng’s arm at the last moment.

This ball, Leonard is certainly not intentional.

Because at this moment, he is slightly young, he really wants to hat Su Feng.

But Su Feng’s gliding ability and ability to stay in the air surpassed his imagination!

34 years and 8 months.

This man can still fly!

boom!

Beep!

Huh!

Staples Center, the ball went into the whistle, this is a two-plus-one tie rod of the century!

There is no dispute.

Nor can there be any disputes.

Because the referee who enforces the game tonight is Bavita, who has always been Su Feng without seeing blood and without sounding the whistle!

“It seems that some people who claim to know Su incomparably don’t know anything about Su at all!”

In the studio of TNT TV, watching Barkley and O’Neal who had begun to look at each other, after a long silence, Stackhouse’s loud voice finally rang!

“Hey, how about a bet, Jerry, I bet one hundred dollars, and Su Neng scored 60 points tonight!” Kenny Smith said aside.

Hearing that, Stackhouse observed Su Feng’s eyes on the big screen in the studio, and immediately said: “I bet five thousand dollars, and Su can score 80 points tonight!”

Good guys!

It’s obvious to give money, right?

Looking at Stackhouse, Barkley and O’Neal quickly accepted the bet.

Because if Su Feng can score 60 points in a game, even Michael Jordan, who loves gambling, would not dare to gamble.

Then bet that he can get 80 points…

Jerry, are you too confident with Sue?

This game has just begun!

Not to mention how many knots the Celtics can live under the premise that Su Feng has such a strong desire to attack…

Even if the whole game is played, the probability of him getting 80 points is only a very small probability event.

Staples scene.

Su Feng executed an additional penalty hit.

0 to 9.

It was the Celtics’ turn to attack.

At this moment, no one noticed from the sidelines that Abby Hornacek had taken out one of the countless cheering papers she had written for Su Feng in advance. She had prepared for N years, and wrote She thinks that Su Feng must be able to achieve a note of achievements before retiring…

And put it behind the note with the English word “phenomenon” written on it.

In fact, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com has many Lakers home nights, and Abby will do it.

Because in her opinion.

One day, Su Feng will definitely be able to do it.

But this night…

The stronger sixth sense reminded her all the time.

maybe……

Beyond the Great Burren, just today!

Yes, that’s right.

The note that Abby pulled out.

It is the note with the word “100” written in Arabic numerals.

…

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