I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron (All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball) - Vol 2 Chapter 873
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Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it’s August of this year.
In Los Angeles, in the training hall of the “Kobe Xiti Finals MVP”, after some training by Su Feng’s team, this summer, a thing that puzzled Kobe happened.
That is……
Originally, in his opinion, the weight would catch up with O’Neal’s teacher Yoo, but he actually slowly “thin” down!
On the 20th, when he was on the scale to check whether Teacher Yue’s “pork belly” conformed to the factory standard, Teacher Yue, who complained all the time that he was “too thin as a man”, had dropped to 131.5 kilograms.
In Su Feng’s previous life, when Teacher Yao gradually reached the peak of his career, his weight was about 127kg to 128kg. (Note 1)
Of course, compared to the average nba player…
Teacher Yo can only compare the fat content with ordinary people, and there is no comparability.
Therefore, this time, the main reason why Mr. Yue’s weight can be reduced “rapidly” is because the physical trainers headed by Mancias don’t think that Jokic can develop a tendon like Su Feng.
And anyone who knows a little about “weight loss” should know…
For professional athletes, weight loss and tendon reduction are two completely different things. .
In Su Feng’s opinion, as long as Teacher Yao can control his weight to around 128kg before the preseason of the new season in October, then this fragrant “pork belly” is qualified to leave the factory.
As for fat content based on the average NBA player…
Whoops!
You say, isn’t that embarrassing “fat tiger”?
However, even if the teacher this time just changed from a fat paper that doesn’t look like a professional player at all, to a fat paper that is somewhat similar to the dead fat paper on the court, and has begun to take the shape of a professional player… .
In Bryant’s view, this is still something he cannot understand.
Because you know, under Su Feng’s “pampering”…
For more than a month, Jokic’s Coke has never stopped!
Also, this stuff looks like a billion points of fat…
But its power and agility…
In Kobe’s eyes, it’s just like hanging up!
Especially when his hand jumped up to only 5 centimeters from the ground…
Substandard, you say, looks like a nice, silky shot for a big man.
In Su Feng’s original time and space, why do many people like to say that Jokic is a point guard who disguises himself as a center?
Because for a post player whose movement rate is impossible to compare to a perimeter player…
Jokic’s shooting rate definitely falls into the fast category.
In addition, don’t look at Jokic’s many fake moves that seem to be slow and leisurely, fighting like an old man…
But when the basketball is in his hands, it’s not easy to get the ball out of his hands.
Moreover, in many cases, he can even show your face in turn.
In Su Feng’s previous life, as the actual ball controller in the Nuggets at that time, Jokic’s career average of turnovers per game was about 2.8.
You know, because Jokic still has to take on a certain amount of low-position and strong attacking tasks in the game, Jokic’s actual assist-to-turnover ratio is often lower than what technical statistics show.
So it’s not so much that Kobe was surprised by the level of skill the 19-year-old Jokic displayed because he didn’t understand the ball…
Rather than saying…
This dead fat paper, in a sense, completely subverted people’s general perception of basketball players.
In terms of height, the registered height is “213” cm. After actually wearing shoes, according to Su Feng’s visual observation, Jokic, who is only 210 cm at most, can only be regarded as average in the NBA where he is as tall as a forest.
On speed…
Don’t brag, don’t be rude, O’Neal’s grandma may really be able to compete with him this time. (Note 2)
As for bounce, an important quality in the NBA for a long time…
emmm.
Perhaps, about the bouncing of the teacher, it is probably the height of a bottle of Coke!
In short, the shelf life of this piece of “pork belly”, in Su Feng’s view, even if he can hit the age of 40 or more in the future, Su Feng is not surprised.
Because of Jokic’s physical fitness…
There is no room for retreat at all.
In August, the teacher’s “difficult” weight loss journey continued…
On the 23rd, on the day Kobe officially turned 36, after nearly a month of careful preparation by Buss and the Lakers staff…
The Lakers official website officially announced that the Lakers have reached a contract renewal agreement with Su Feng and Kobe with a total term of 3 years and a total value of more than 105 million US dollars, which includes the news that there is a veto in the transaction.
At 15:00 local time in Los Angeles, a total of more than 70,000 Lakers fans poured into the Home Depot Center, the home of the Los Angeles Galaxy, which was rented by Bass.
At the contract renewal scene, this group of enthusiastic Lakers fans put on the Suko contract renewal ceremony commemorative shirts that the Lakers staff had prepared for them in advance.
I saw that on this commemorative shirt, there was a cartoon version on the front, and Su Feng, whose face was expressionless, was hugged by another cartoon Kobe.
On the back, are the personal honors the two have won so far in their careers.
In addition, on the front of the commemorative shirt, below the cartoon character image of Su Ke, if you look closely, you will also find this text:
This shirt commemorates one of the greatest years in the history of the Los Angeles Lakers!
And, if you look closely at the hand shape of the left hand of Su Feng’s cartoon character…
You will find that Su Feng’s seemingly ok, but actually pinch gesture, there is also a pattern that looks very similar to the Jordan logo.
With one arm around Su Feng and the other behind Kobe’s back, what he is hiding is the finals mvp trophy he just won with Su Feng…
And, a little cartoon shark swimming in a trophy.
As we all know, O’Neal’s most famous nickname is the “big shark”.
In addition, after leaving Los Angeles to join the Heat, O’Neal once said that he seemed to jump into the sea from a pool of water…
So it goes without saying who the little shark in the fmvp trophy held by the Kobe cartoon character is making fun of who it is.
The gestures of Su Feng’s cartoon characters, in addition to implying that Jordan was being pinched by him, also implied that the Lakers, headed by “ok”, were led by Su Feng three times in the finals 4 to 4 0 sweeps.
As for many years to come…
Because this cartoon was broken by the male netizens of the universe country……
It’s just that they’re taking the right seat.
At the contract renewal ceremony, in order to pay tribute to the legend who will lock the two prehistoric places of the Lakers after retiring in the future, although the little Bass does not have the connections like his old father…
However, after the on-site cameraman patiently searched for it, half of the Hollywood stars, as well as stars and celebrities from all walks of life from Rabbit’s house, still improved the force of the entire contract renewal scene by several grades.
In the history of the NBA, such a pompous contract renewal ceremony is absolutely unheard of.
Because even when Jordan renewed his contract with the Bulls back then, he would at most hold a press conference and invite a bunch of media to witness it.
But the Home Depot Center, along with Su Feng’s wife Britney, made another appearance, with the song “Legend Never Extinct” as the opening performance of this contract renewal ceremony…
Say something.
In the future opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics, you will definitely have to kneel and kowtow to the performance of this contract renewal ceremony.
In order to tell the world that I am the world’s number one die-hard Raul Merion CP fan…
Little Bass, who was not distressed by the cubs, spent more on this contract renewal ceremony than the previous Lakers championship parade.
Although in terms of the degree of money alone, in the rich circle of the United States, the little Bass is not even ranked.
But it’s like Arsenal owner Clarke is not willing to spend an extra shilling for Arsenal, but is willing to take out a loan to build a new stadium for the Los Angeles Rams…
Because Little Bass was willing to spend for the ritual sense of Suko’s contract renewal.
Therefore, there is this unprecedented scale and unprecedented contract renewal ceremony!
On the court, after Britney sang, a familiar voice suddenly reached the ears of nearly 70,000 fans…
“From Pennsylvania to the Far North…
From Florida to the fertile estates of the South…
Across both sides of the ocean, the honors he has won, even ten “Big Chief Mountains” can’t be inscribed!
The world trembled at hearing its name.
Nicaragua Falls is backed up by its name!
He is the Caesar of the basketball world, and the Napoleon who never encountered Waterloo.
In the basketball world, God also wants to call him God!
He is the 11th NBA Finals MVP!
He is the 13th NBA scoring champion!
… (10,000 words are omitted here for the time being)
Ladies and gentlemen, now, please let us come out with the warmest applause and cheers…
The greatest basketball player the game has ever seen…
Su————Feng! ”
In the player tunnel, holding a basketball in one hand, when Su Feng appeared in the Lakers’ No. 23 jersey, he had to say that it was the opening remarks by an old acquaintance Martin, who was the second most in Su Feng’s opinion.
on site……
The most shocking scene of the LA Galaxy’s home since it was built.
I saw nearly 70,000 Lakers fans screaming Su Feng’s name frantically in the stands.
Its momentum is like lightning, and its sound goes straight to the sky.
“Master, you should be born like this!” On the commentary stage, although the second master Pi, who was already surging in his heart, didn’t mean this in English…
But when he saw Su Feng enjoying the adoration of the fans at the scene, Pippen’s heart was paraphrased, and that was probably what he meant.
no doubt.
At this moment, Little Bass not only gave Su Feng unprecedented respect.
And, from this moment on, the Lakers will be more attractive to superstars in the future than the other 29 teams in the NBA!
Because as long as anyone who stinks…
Who doesn’t expect that one day in the future, like Su Feng, the king will come?
In the center of the venue, although the official signing with the Lakers had been completed as early as the morning, Su Feng and Bass still handed each other a blank sheet of paper.
TNT TV, after glancing at Shaquille O’Neal, who was already crying, Barkley explained to the fans in front of the TV: “I hand you a blank sheet of paper, which means that this contract is for you to fill in the deadline. and annual salary.
And I will return a blank sheet of paper to you, which represents the absolute trust between the players and the team.
Needless to say, in the history of the nba, in this ruthless business alliance, this is absolutely unheard of! ”
On the court, after Su Feng and Bass exchanged blank sheets of paper, the first wave of fireworks prepared by the Lakers official also shot into the sky at the same time.
In front of the TV, at this moment, the scene at the Home Depot Center made Mello, who had no chance to come to pay his respects, envied because the five major European leagues had already started.
At the same time, at this moment, Michael Jordan was also half-dead.
Because whenever the Bulls gave Boss Joe such a courtesy…
Then he Jordan has to give the Bulls 20 championships to come back?
no!
Why should I be so cheap and choose to watch the live broadcast of this contract renewal ceremony!
In the player tunnel, after Su Feng finished his contract renewal ceremony, it was Kobe’s turn to appear.
“He is a darling and an outcast.
He was chased and nearly exiled.
He regained respect in weightlessness, and gained more respect in respect.
He is leaving, and he will never leave.
You don’t have to say thank you.
Because we want to say thank you!
ladies and gentlemen.
Now, please let us come out with the warmest applause and cheers…
Los Angeles Forever Angels…
6-time NBA champion…
Finals mvp…
regular season mvp…
… (5,000 words are omitted here for the time being)
Kobe – Bryant! ”
cough!
In this life, anyone who knows a little about Kobe should know, because Kobe’s favorite thing is to always find an angle to blow his CCTV…
In addition, under the influence of Su Feng’s butterfly effect, even He Wei changed his career to explain basketball…
Therefore, in this life, Kobe’s appearance at the contract renewal ceremony was not only provided by a famous CCTV team…
The DJ responsible for reading this manuscript is also the “Weiping-Bryant” most familiar to Chinese basketball fans.
I have to say that in today’s contract renewal ceremony, Bass did a lot of work.
In the stadium, on the east and west stands, with Kobe Bryant’s appearance, two huge jerseys began to be passed on among the fans.
East, No. 23, Su Feng.
West, No. 24, Kobe.
Like Su Feng before, Kobe, who had already signed with the Lakers in the morning, also handed each other a blank piece of paper with Bass.
So far, the Suko signing ceremony was officially completed.
And on the court, the signing ceremony immediately turned into a Britney Spears concert.
Over the years, since Britney has withdrawn from the music scene and changed her career to concentrate on being Su Feng’s English teacher, Britney also had a good time taking advantage of this signing ceremony.
Do not blow or black.
If it weren’t for Su Feng’s relationship…
Then the force of the signing ceremony will be at least half of it.
Because you have seen the signing ceremony of which NBA star, can you invite the goddess of the house in the United States to sing?
And most importantly…
Why don’t you ask for money!
Plus, when the live close-up was given to Britney…
Back then, the group of otakus who had turned from teenagers to uncles were also stunned.
Because of the vitality and charm that Britney is radiating at the moment…
Just the same as it used to be.
The next day, many newspapers and magazines in the United States left their headlines and covers to the signing ceremony, which was comparable to the Super Bowl.
In New York, in an interview, the new NBA president Mark also highly praised this huge signing ceremony.
To be fair, even if you count one hundred years ahead and one hundred years back, no one other than Su Feng and Little Bass would be able to work together to make such a big job in the NBA.
On the 24th, even NFL officials said in an interview that…
If the miscellaneous factors aside…
The event held in Los Angeles on the 23rd will only make you mistakenly think that basketball is the number one sport above the Blue Stars.
No kidding, for that group of capitalists, in addition to football’s tradition of hosting a fan meeting for a star when signing a contract…
Who would be willing to spend so much money on such an “irrelevant” ceremony?
but……
Not only did the Lakers really do that.
And they also created a Super Bowl vibe.
August 23.
Kobe’s 36th birthday.
This is definitely an unprecedented moment in the NBA.
Because from this moment…
As the pictures of the signing ceremony of Suko were conveyed to all parts of the world through social networks…
As people spontaneously started promoting the signing ceremony.
If basketball does one day become the number one sport above the Blue Star.
Then…
Historians will surely associate this day.
Because it’s not just a promotion that no amount of money can buy…
It is also a gift from Bass to the two veterans with full sincerity.
“In this life, if I can’t play for the Lakers, what kind of basketball will I play?” Spain, Madrid, on this day, I saw Luka Doncic, who had been selected to the Real Madrid youth team by exception, after watching Suko and the Lakers finish After the news of the renewal, he said so.
“I’m Jason, in this life, I’m a Laker man! I’ll be the Laker’s soul when I die!” St. Louis, Missouri, USA, Jayson Tatum, Suko’s number one fan, became more determined on this day. His determination to wear a Lakers jersey in the future.
“If I could play for the Lakers in my life…
So what bike am I going to ride Brandon for the rest of my life? “Brandon Ingram, a five-star genius high school student at Kingston High School in the United States, said tearfully after reading the news.
And it is worth mentioning that it was also in the summer of this year.
The logo man turned down an offer from Warriors owner Lacob that he would continue to serve as the Warriors’ military advisor.
Because after the 14/15 season.
Jerry West knows.
He has to go home.
In the future, after Suko retired.
The Lakers need a staff member who can assist Buss with Kupchak.
In Su Feng’s previous life, because Aunt Jenny succeeded in taking the position, the logo man chose the Clippers next door.
But now…
What an international joke!
He Jerry West and Buss Jr…
That’s a friend who is even closer than a brother!
In Su Feng’s memory, the difference between Pelinka and others who were afraid that the logo man would come back to seize power and seize power is…
As a disciple of West…
After learning that Logo Man will no longer renew his contract with the Warriors…
Kupchak took out his bottle of Lafite that he had kept for many years.
The interesting facts inside the Lakers uniform team are not listed for the time being.
In September, Mr. Yue’s weight loss work made another major breakthrough.
According to himself, when the brothers came to visit him in Los Angeles from Serbia…
His brothers even mistook him for being abused by the Lakers at one point.
Because this “thin man” weighing only 129.5 kilograms in front of me…
Is this still their little brother who walks like “duang, duang, duang”?
“I’ve gotten so skinny…
Boss, please, don’t let me eat that **** nutritious meal again! “On this day, on the training ground, Jokic complained to Su Feng with an aggrieved face.
However, after “duoing” Jokic’s stomach with his hand, Kobe said, “Oh, my God! I really want to cut the fat from your body to make oil!” (Note 3 )
Jokic: “…”
no!
I’m so “thin”, boss Kobe, are you sure that the “lean meat” on me can still be refined?
On the training ground, Su Feng was instantly happy when he saw Jokic who was slapped back by Kobe and continued to get on the treadmill obediently.
because you don’t say…
In the Lakers, there really needs to be someone like Kobe who likes to sing blackface.
Plus, this summer, thanks to the Lakers’ influx of five big catfish…
Therefore, when checking the training videos sent to him by everyone, Su Feng found that the group of people were obviously much more serious than before during the summer training.
In the summer league in July, Dinwiddie, who played for the Lakers, performed well.
Therefore, in August, after learning that the child could only train on the field because of his poor family background, Su Feng immediately summoned him to “Kobe will always be Su Feng’s younger brother’s home”.
As a second-round pick, Dinwiddie’s salary in the first year of his career is also a lot.
But after the tax is deducted, plus there are still a lot of family and friends to support…
In fact, there is not much money left at Dinwiddie’s disposal.
In the nba, most black players are “one person gets the way, and the dog rises to the sky”.
Therefore, after learning that the boss is not only willing to provide himself with a training venue, but also to provide food and shelter…
As Kobe Bryant had anticipated…
After Dinwiddie came to “Su Feng is a stupid cook’s house”, the first thing he said to Su Feng was: “Last commander Spencer, I would like to dribble, feed cakes, and position for the Su family for generations. !”
However, compared to Jokic, who is not so worry-free, Kobe did like Dinwiddie during this special training period.
Because in addition to being well-behaved and sensible, Dinwiddie is also quite self-conscious about his training investment.
Next season, in Kobe Bryant’s view…
The position of point guard will definitely become the most convoluted position on the Lakers.
Because of Dinwiddie’s training attitude, plus Bledsoe who sends Su Feng training videos every day…
The strength is only slightly higher than my gun’s guide Lang (self-proclaimed), how can he suppress Jie Liang young people?
“Hey, when did you start caring about your teammates so much?” On this day, when Kobe asked himself about Rondo’s current situation, Su Feng asked curiously.
“As the head of the Lakers, I should have cared about my teammates.” Hearing this, Kobe said confidently.
“Really? Then I have to remind you. It’s hard to say. Next season, you, the Lakers’ big boss, will become the third boss, or even the fourth boss!” Su Feng patted Kobe on the shoulder, and said with a smile.
“How is that possible?” Kobe said confidently.
“Nothing is impossible.
after all……
Just like I can’t believe Rajon has made the 3-pointer this summer. “Surfing Kobe, Su Feng said.
“what?
Rajon developed the 3-pointer? ” Kobe Bryant said in surprise.
“Yeah, I just watched the training video he sent me…
After 100 votes, more than 70 can be entered! “Su Feng smiled.
I have to say that the high-intensity competition within the Lakers is indeed a key factor for the Lakers to always stand at the top. UU reading www. uukanshu.com
Well, it’s not…
Originally in Su Feng’s memory, he had to practice for a few years as a guide for Lang…
This summer, it evolved again.
Through the query function of the blacksmithing system, Su Feng found that…
After nearly three months of hard training, Lang’s three-point ability value has been raised to 74.
Although based on Su Feng’s past experience, this ability value only means that Guidance Lang has evolved from being able to be directly vented to only selectively venting.
But looking at this group of teammates who are becoming more and more conscious, and are still struggling with their bodies and hone their skills…
Su Feng believed it.
Next season, the Lakers will be able to realize the great cause of the dynasty under the leadership of him and someone!
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ps: Try to make a breakthrough in length tomorrow! After all, being short can’t be complacent just because everyone keeps praising me for being tall, right?