I Really Want to Sleep Until I Wake Up Naturally - Chapter 17
“Pfft hahaha…”
Yi Jubai couldn’t hold back any longer, and laughed out loud.
Over there, Yi Jubai also knew that his acting skills were not good enough. Yes, but this reason was used in the Shang Dynasty, and Yi Jubai had no choice but to die as a master of science and engineering. He smiled and said: “I just made a super difficult “Probability Theory” topic, and I’m a little complacent.”
For Ran Xing, “Linear Algebra” is already the most difficult imaginable, and “Probability Theory”, a course she has never heard of, is obviously even more difficult.
If she can solve the “Linear Algebra” problem by herself, she will be so happy that she laughs, and the masters will naturally laugh when they do super difficult math problems.
So, she looked at Yi Jubai, nodded sincerely, and said, “Understand.”
Yi Jubai really used actor-level acting skills to stop laughing, but said coldly and reservedly: “Then I will continue to do the question, you guys talk.”
Ran Xing gave a soft “oh”.
Yi Jubai turned his head and played with his mobile phone, there were countless complaints from Shang Dynasty and Shen Xizhang in the group.
Shang Dynasty: “Fuck, Fu Xuechen is really good at fighting, and he has the cheek to ask the girl to put a fever-relief sticker on him. Now even the breeder is here. Fu Xuechen’s heart is OS, master, Please, take care of me, take care of me!”
Shen Cizhang: “Hahaha, I laughed so hard that my head fell off, ‘Dolphin breeder is not my career plan’.”
Shang Dynasty: “Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter, God **** ‘Dolphin breeder is not my career plan’, please Fu Xuechen’s psychological shadow area.”
Shen Cizhang: “This question is too difficult. I can’t figure it out. It is estimated that someone like Fu Xuechen can figure it out.”
Shang Dynasty: “Hahaha, let him do the math when he goes back. He is a mathematician, math is still so good, and Qiu Sai has a slam, so he will definitely be able to figure it out.”
Yi Jubai also started to talk about it at this moment: “I just played Oscar’s acting skills to make the girl not suspicious, and let Fu Daiyu continue to perform this scene.”
The Shang Dynasty thought of other things: “Hahahaha, made a “Probability Theory” question?! Isn’t the “Mathematical Statistics” on your desk?”
Yi Jubai quickly flipped the cover: “Hahahaha, it is indeed “Mathematical Statistics”, which I picked up from Fu Xuechen’s desk at that time.”
Shen Xizhang couldn’t help but reminded: “This group doesn’t seem to block Fu Xuechen. It’s good for us to complain in front of him like this!”
Shang Dynasty didn’t care: “It’s okay, he will automatically quit the group chat when he comes back.”
Yi Jubai: “Hahaha, wait for him to automatically exit the group chat.”
Shen Cizhang: “…”
Fu Xuechen was hit hard by Ran Xing’s sentence “Dolphin breeder is not my career plan”, but before he recovered, he heard Yi Jubai’s laughing voice with a A very unintentional explanation.
Thinking with his toes, Fu Xuechen also knows how his three sons are making fun of him in the group.
Although Fu Xuechen can’t be called wind or rain in the past 19 years, but his family is rich, his studies are excellent, his ability is outstanding, and his looks are perfect. He has no other troubles with insomnia.
But today, he has a feeling that Lao Tzu’s face and reputation that he has accumulated for 19 years has collapsed in an instant.
Not only will he be damaged by his roommate, but he will also be damaged by the entire school because of hemorrhoids.
And all this is thanks to the girl in front of me.
He should blame her.
However, Fu Xuechen’s life in these years has been a pool of calm stagnant water. He would think that it would be good for someone to disturb the stagnant water.
The stagnant water is slightly turbulent, but it does not lose a sense of beauty.
Broad and optimistic.
He will feel that no matter what happens, he can hold it.
Ran Xing finished putting the antipyretic sticker on the back of his neck, and said softly: “The antipyretic sticker has been pasted, you pay attention to rest!”
Fu Xuechen made a “hmm”, then turned over to lie down again.
Fu Xuechen was in a daze at the moment, so the movement of turning over seemed a little slow.
Ran Xing didn’t think much about it. Seeing him lying down again, he just said goodbye: “That’s it, I’m leaving!”
As he spoke, he shifted his kneeling posture, intending to climb out of bed.
Fu Xuechen immediately returned to his soul, his voice was slightly deep: “Wait a minute.”
Ran Xing turned her head, her deer-like clear eyes fixed on him, waiting for his next words.
Fu Xuechen stared at her for a moment, his star-like eyes were pitiful and innocent like a little milk dog, he asked softly: “Can you wait until I fall asleep before leaving? ?”
Fu Xuechen was actually very sleepy.
The moment when Ranxing walked over from the door just now, Fu Xuechen had a feeling that “Hypnos, the **** of sleep” had descended upon him, and the sleepiness that had disappeared for 48 hours finally swept him, and he was sleepy. terribly.
But when the girl comes to sleep, he is too stupid.
Although he thinks, just tonight’s performance, he is quite stupid.
But he actually couldn’t bear it all the time, just… I really wanted to spend more time with Ran Xing, even for a while, he finally got sick and coaxed her over, Nature should be cherished.
Ran Xing was about to leave at this time, and Fu Xuechen naturally wanted to wait until he fell asleep before letting Ran Xing go.
I think you are kidding me, I will wait for you to fall asleep before leaving, who knows when you fall asleep, and you let me a little girl wait for you and a big man to sleep in the boys’ bedroom Let’s go, what are you kidding…
The expression of the little girl changed too fast and too real.
How high is Fu Xuechen’s emotional intelligence, he naturally sees the meaning of her expression, but he doesn’t care.
This girl is very kind, and… she is very deceiving.
He thought she would wait until he fell asleep.
He looked at the little girl in front of him who was as delicate as a doll in the shop window, his voice was as soft as the gust of wind passing over the school at the moment, and there was a little pitiful taste: “Soon Yes, you count ten, and I fell asleep after ten.”
Ten times, ten seconds…
This is a humble request.
No one would refuse such a humble request.
Ran Xing felt that staying for another ten seconds would not affect him, so he nodded.
Seeing that she agreed, Fu Xuechen smiled lightly.
His curled eyelashes fanned down like a fan, covering the dark eye sockets under him, closed his eyes and started to sleep.
Ran Xing began to count down: “Ten, nine, eight…”
But before she counted down to ten, Fu Xuechen’s breathing was even.
He fell asleep completely.
This sleep quality is also very good!
I fell asleep immediately.
Ran Xing saw his sleeping skills and sighed.
She moved her knees again, intending to crawl away, but glanced at the neatly folded blankets beside the bed.
Feeling the slightly lower air-conditioning temperature in the room, Ran Xing decided to do it well, so she opened the blanket and covered him, and then carefully climbed out of bed.
For the handsome guys in dormitory 512, she reluctantly got to know one Fu Xuechen, but she didn’t know the others well, and she wasn’t the kind of person who would strike up a conversation when she saw the other guy was handsome. , she will feel that her act of **** like this will cause trouble for the other party.
And this is Lantian, a concentration camp for academics.
From the first time she came in, Fu Xuechen’s other three roommates were all reading the book very seriously, and they seemed to be very academic.
So, get out of bed, put on sandals, wake up politely and leave.
Close the bedroom door and make sure Ran Xing walks away.
“Hahahaha…”
“Hahahaha…”
“Hahahaha…”
Bedroom 512 could no longer hold back, and burst into earth-shattering laughter.
Shang Dynasty stopped acting at this time, and immediately went to Fu Xuechen, jokingly said: “Fu Daiyu, how are you? Fu Daiyu.”
The Shang Dynasty came to Fu Xuechen’s bedside, but saw that Fu Xuechen’s breathing was slow.
Sleep.
Shang Chao was stunned for a moment, then immediately turned around and made a “shush” gesture, signaling the other two in the bedroom to be quiet, his voice was extremely low: “Sleep, sleep, really sleep! Don’t make a sound!”
Yi Jubai and Shen Cizhang were still laughing loudly just now, but when they saw that Fu Xuechen was really asleep, they immediately stopped their laughter, not only that, but the bedroom was quiet after that, even if they went in and out of the bath They also deliberately slowed down and moved lightly, for fear that Fu Xuechen would be accidentally woken up.
Even the usual chat in the bedroom has become a silent group chat on WeChat.
Yi Jubai couldn’t help sighing: “I lived with him for a year, and it was the first time I saw him sleeping. Really, it’s so **** amazing.”
Shen Cizhang agreed: “Yes, it seems that Fu Xuechen really has to wake up.”
Shang Chao said: “Come on, let’s do it together, and bless Fu Xuechen to be able to get a little girl.”
Yi Jubai: “In practice!”
Shen Cizhang: “…”
I really feel that after Fu Xuechen was able to fall asleep from time to time and brought the Shang Dynasty in, their dormitory was going in a funny direction and never returned.
Before, Fu Xuechen couldn’t sleep and had a bad temper. The senior in the third year was a very hardworking student, and the atmosphere in the dormitory was very… serious.
Now, it’s old.
But suddenly, Shang Chao received a link from a classmate: “Shang Chao, go and see, someone broke the news on 98, it seems to be related to Fu Xuechen in your dormitory.”
Shang Dynasty clicked in to see, then sent the link to the group, stood up and typed: “I’ll go out for a while.”
Yi Jubai asked, “What are you going to do?”
Then, poked in the link, and also stood up: “I’ll go out with you.”
Shen Cizhang: “What are you doing out?”
Shang Dynasty: “Go out and laugh.”
Shen Cizhang also clicked on the link at this moment, and immediately said: “Together, together.”
The three of them tried their best to walk out of the dormitory with their lips stretched, and they walked a little further, and then “hahahahaha” burst into laughter again.
Shang Chao laughed: “Whoever posted this is so talented, Fu Xuechen’s hemorrhoids recur and he is bedridden.”
Yi Jubai smiled and shook his head: “It’s not me anyway.”
Shen Cizhang shook his head and denied: “It’s not me either.”
Shang Dynasty peach blossom eyes were full of smiles: “It’s not me!”
Yi Jubai laughed wildly and calmly took the pot out of dormitory 512: “Hahahaha, it has nothing to do with us anyway.”
On the other side, Ran Xing left Lantian, first went to the cafeteria to eat, and then went to pick up the courier, and then returned to the dormitory.
It was past seven o’clock when she arrived at the dormitory, and Yuan Qian had already returned from home. She brought tea and snacks to her roommate, and now she gave Yuan Qian some share, while smiling: ” Wake up, have you seen 98? Someone broke the news that a certain **** had recurred hemorrhoids and was bedridden, and someone in the post speculated that it was Fu Xuechen.”
Ran Xing was holding scissors to unpack the courier. Hearing this, he let out a “ha” and was extremely shocked.
Yuan Qian took off the scissors from Ran Xing’s hand and dragged to read the post.
Title: “Breaking news to everyone, a certain great **** has recurrence of hemorrhoids and is bedridden!!”
The post was posted not long ago, Ran Xing glanced at the time and seemed to post it when she was visiting Fu Xuechen.
Ran Xing originally deduced that this might have been caused by taking Ma Yinglong to visit him, but looking at the time of the post, he thought that the three Fu Xuechen were also very serious and hardworking in the bedroom. The roommate of the school tyrant immediately felt that a school tyrant who was addicted to her studies would not have noticed her conversation with Fu Xuechen.
She quickly cleared herself of suspicion.
She then looked at the reply—
6th floor: “If you can afford the word “Great God”, then Fu Xuechen will be the one. He… no, he has hemorrhoids.”
22nd floor: “This kind of groundless news can’t be believed, and there are quite a lot of school gods, although Fu Xuechen is the biggest one.”
36th floor: “If it is Fu Xuechen, then there is a kind of deity collapsed. I really can’t love hemorrhoid patients. Although it is ‘ten men and nine hemorrhoids’, I still have a feeling of disillusionment. .”
46th floor: “What if this is slander, the ghost knows if it is true, the landlord may be grandstanding, has any of you seen Fu Xuechen today? Is he really bedridden with a recurrence of hemorrhoids? get up!”
After all, this post is a revelation, some people believe it, some people don’t believe it, although some people speculate that it is Fu Xuechen, but this school is like a cloud, and there are people at the level of great gods in all departments. The post is speculated to be There are only a few of Fu Xuechen’s.
Because this post was not posted on the more popular spiritual forum, and the popularity was not high, it built more than 40 floors, not even the “Top Ten”.
This girl, Yuan Qian, loves water forums, like the moderator. At this moment, she immediately asked gossip: “Do you think it is Fu Xuechen?”
Ran Xing shook his head blankly: “I don’t know.”
Qiao Mu added with a smile: “Didn’t you visit Fu Xuechen today? You should know!”
Ran Xing looked for the umbrella that Qiao Mu borrowed and went to visit the doctor, of course, did not hide it from her, and immediately replied: “Yes!”
Qiao Mu looked over, and this dead man rarely had something interesting: “Then how did you see him?”
Ran Xing recalled for a while, and recalled: “his face was very pale, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, he lay on his side on the bed, and then…”
Qiao Mu immediately found the point: “Lying on your side?!”
difficult.
She didn’t think much about it at the time, but now she couldn’t help saying: “It was difficult for him to turn over at that time, and his movements were quite slow.”
Qiao Mu exclaimed: “My God, it’s really hammered!!”
Yuan Qian was also surprised: “Hey, I didn’t expect that Fu Dashen was so… miserable, the worst thing is that he is such a powerful person, even such private things have been exposed. .”
Ran Xing didn’t think it at first, but she carefully recalled the details of her visit to the doctor, the fragility on his face tormented by the pain, and the fact that he had been half-supporting his body before. , thinking of him turning over extremely slowly…
If it is an ordinary fever, it is impossible to look so fragile that it is about to die, and it is impossible to turn over so painfully!
Ran Xing Cherry pursed her lips, and immediately felt a sense of indescribable.
She returned to her seat in silence, took scissors to open the courier, and took out the five umbrellas she bought at 9.9.
While unpacking the courier, he said: “It is normal for people to grow old, sick and dead. Hemorrhoids are also very common, and there is no need to make a fuss. After all, no one can guarantee that they will not grow in the future.”
Although she came to this conclusion, she also had a sense of the collapse of the school’s face-to-face layout, but she also felt that it was nothing.
Hemorrhoids are just a minor illness, even if Fu Dashen has hemorrhoids, he is still such an excellent God.
Yuan Qian nodded and echoed: “Indeed.”
Immediately, he said again, “But I can’t help but laugh, hahahaha.”
Ran Xing took out the five umbrellas to check. The 9.9 umbrella was surprisingly good in quality, but a little ugly in appearance. Ran Xing was very satisfied. She felt that her umbrella would not be lost. .
Putting the umbrella back into the bottom layer of the cabinet, Ran Xing suddenly thought of the Ma Yinglong she gave to Fu Xuechen.
Originally, I planned to buy it to treat Fu Xuechen’s dark circles,
I never thought it would come in handy.
Ran Xing pinched his chin and thought for a moment, then said, “I’m giving help! Fu Xuechen should be very moved!”
The author has something to say: Fu Shen has become a BOY with a big heart, um, this is more suitable for all kinds of fatal blows from Xingmei.
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