I Thought I Was Straight - Chapter 153
One sentence just hit Liao Yiqing like a broken high-voltage wire, shocking him to death.
He, Liao Yiqing, grew up in the mountains since he was a child, although he walked out of the mountain gate to see the world for more than a year. But it is also limited to learning to use smart phones and learning Internet buzzwords. The brothers in the mountains are cheerful and generous, but they are all honest people with their own duties. How can he withstand such language bombardment?
Really… Shameless…
Liao Yiqing blushed like a monkey’s butt, looked at Yang Ge in shock and shame, his tongue seemed to be dead, and he couldn’t speak a word. The leg seemed to be broken, and I couldn’t move a step. My arm also seemed to suffer from muscle weakness, and I couldn’t do it even if I squeezed my fist and punched it.
Yan Ge looked at Liao Yiqing sincerely, waiting for his angry or shy reaction. Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, Liao Yiqing didn’t respond at all, he just stared at him with trembling all over his body, and those who didn’t know thought he had a mental attack.
Taking advantage of the victory, Yan Ge chased after him and said, “Don’t you believe it? I can prove it to you. I am willing to be your calabash fairy.”
Once a ghost or a demon becomes someone’s gourd fairy, it is a lifetime, especially a ghost, which means that the ghost has given up the hope of re-entering reincarnation and reincarnation. Even a fierce ghost like Han Zhu has the opportunity to be a human again, but once he becomes a gourd fairy, he can only be driven by others forever until his soul is gone.
Liao Yiqing hadn’t recovered from Yang Ge’s suspected confession, and immediately received a bigger shock. He said in disbelief, “Are you crazy?”
“No.” Yan Ge blinked, “I’m very awake.”
“Then why…” Liao Yiqing didn’t know what to say. He was shocked and shy, but also hated iron and iron, and said: “How can anyone ask to be a gourd fairy? Other than that, I’m an ordinary person. One day when I die of old age, I will go to reincarnate, what will you do?”
Then I will finish the task and go back to the real world to eat and drink. It has nothing to do with me whether you are reincarnated or not, Yan Ge thought in his heart. But in order to make Liao Yiqing more moved, he said: “It’s okay, I can find your reincarnation, and continue to be your gourd fairy.”
He spoke calmly, as if he was talking about what to eat for dinner. But Liao Yiqing couldn’t be as relaxed as him, the Daoist sect pays the most attention to cause and effect. Now there is a ghost who is willing to give up the opportunity to be reincarnated as a human being and be his gourd fairy for life after life. He cannot afford such a situation, and it makes him feel at a loss.
Liao Yiqing’s face turned from red to white and then from white to blue, and finally completely black. He left a sentence that you are a bastard, and then ran away very girlishly covering his face with his right hand.
Yan Ge squinted his eyes and looked at his back, wondering what happened to him? Could it be too much stimulation? Obviously, the previous supporting actors didn’t have any pressure to hear such words, why is Liao Yiqing so thin-skinned?
Liao Yiqing was really thin-skinned. First, he was still young, not yet twenty years old. The second is that I have lived in the mountains since I was a child, and people are fairly simple. The third is that he has grown up with such a blank emotional experience, and he really can’t bear it for the first time so violently.
Wang Chao was resting and drinking water. He just talked to that ghost brother for a long time, but there was no reply. This inevitably made him wonder, is Brother Gui not here, or Brother Gui is too lazy to talk to him?
At this time Liao Yiqing came back, his face was flushed when he left, and his neck was red when he came back. Not only that, but he also looked flustered and his eyes were full of spring, so Wang Chao had to wonder whether he went to the bathroom just now, or did something that is not humane by the way.
As soon as Liao Yiqing came back to his senses, he saw Wang Chao’s meaningful eyes. This look was so disgusting, Liao Yiqing frowned fiercely, and said, “Have you rested enough? From now on, no rest is allowed until you reach the Temple of Immortals.”
“Ah?” Wang Chao felt his legs were still sore, “Should we take a break? How far is the Immortal Temple…”
Liao Yiqing was in a bad mood, and he never let Wang Chao rest. When night fell and the moon hung in the sky, the two people who had walked the mountain road for a day finally arrived at the gate of Yinxian Temple.
After Wang Chao stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and saw the three words Yinxianguan written in ancient seal on the mountain gate, two lines of tears came down, “Woo… finally arrived…”
Then his legs softened, and he pounced, lying on his stomach in front of the mountain gate.
There were two young Taoist priests in Taoist robes in front of the mountain gate, and they were about to greet Liao Yiqing happily when he came back, when suddenly the boy got down on the ground.
The two people at the door were taken aback, “This… who is this person? Is this a great gift as soon as we meet?”
The corner of Liao Yiqing’s mouth twitched, and he said, “He’s here to apprentice, it’s so useless that he passed out. I’ll take him to the master first, two senior brothers, and I’ll play with you guys tomorrow.”
Speaking of which, Liao Yiqing walked inside with Wang Chao in one hand. The senior brother behind him also said: “I went out and didn’t bring any good things back? Did I bring the novel I wanted?”
“Bring it.” Liao Yiqing said, “I’ll give it to you tomorrow.”
Liao Yiqing carried Wang Chao all the way to the temple master’s small courtyard, but was told at the door that the master had already fallen asleep, and we will talk about it tomorrow if there is anything to do. Liao Yiqing could only sigh, handed the Wang Chao in his hand to the senior brother of Kun Dao, and said: “This is the one who wants to come to apprentice. Senior brother, you can leave the guest room casually, and I will arrange him tomorrow morning.”
This senior brother of Kun Dao was small and exquisite. Seeing Wang Chao’s dirty appearance, he stretched out three fingers to pinch his clothes in disgust, and just picked it up.
Liao Yiqing returned to the place where he used to live, which was a small courtyard. The yard was quite quiet, and I still remember that when he was a child, he lived with a group of brothers and sisters. They practiced together, read books, played and played together every day, and had a very happy time. Now that everyone has grown up, most of the brothers have chosen to go out. After he came back, he found that he was the only one left in the lively small courtyard, and was quite lonely for a while.
He opened the door and lit the lamp. Liao Yiqing put his backpack, mahogany sword, etc. on the table, opened the cabinet and took out a set of clean clothes. After that, he walked out of the yard with his clothes in his hands, and made a detour to the creek behind the Taoist temple.
The moonlight was just right tonight, Liao Yiqing took off his clothes skillfully, and prepared to wash off the dust on his body in the stream just like he had grown up since he was a child.
I jumped into the water and poured cold mountain spring water on my body a few times, when someone behind me suddenly said, “Hurry up, the water is cold at night, and it’s easy to catch cold.”
Liao Yiqing trembled all over, turned around with his hands on his chest, and saw Yan Ge floating in the moonlight openly, looking at him without any concealment.
His body, which was a little chilled by the stream water, suddenly became hot. He said inexplicably in shame and indignation: “Are you perverted? Peep and don’t take a bath!”
Yan Ge said solemnly: “Don’t wrong me, where did I peek? I was watching openly.”
“You still dare to say it?” Liao Yiqing couldn’t take it anymore, picked up a stone and threw it at Yan Ge.
The stone passed through Yan Ge’s body and hit the stone behind him. Yan Ge smiled slightly, “I can’t hit it.”
Liao Yiqing couldn’t care less about anything. He jumped out of the water and chanted a spell. A golden light appeared all over his body. Then he chased and beat Yan Ge like crazy, “Don’t run away! I’ll kill you!” you!”
Those who don’t run are idiots, Yan Ge smiled and floated slowly in front of Liao Yiqing. Let him always see himself, but just can’t hit.
He stalked Liao Yiqing all over the mountain, and Liao Yiqing became more and more angry, and his roar became louder and louder.
As soon as Kundao’s Han Lu left Wang Chao in the guest room and came back, he saw Liao Yiqing running out wearing only one coat, frantically chasing after a ghost.
She had never seen that ghost before, it should have been brought by Liao Yiqing from outside. I saw the ghost floating in front, while saying: “Come and chase me, chase me, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe…”
Then Junior Brother Yiqing would make a cry from behind that she had never heard before…
Master said that the outside world is scary. Han Lu didn’t believe it at first, but now she believes it. After going out for more than a year, Yiqing can even do this kind of thing when she comes back. The outside world is really scary.
After chasing Yan Ge for several laps, Liao Yiqing finally came to his senses and realized that he would never be able to catch Yan Ge with his legs. He returned to the stream with a dark face, put on his clothes, and returned to his room exuding low pressure.
Yan Ge floated in the room and said: “Go to sleep, you are exhausted today.”
“Hmph!” Liao Yiqing turned over and turned his back to Yan Ge.
The next morning, before the sun was fully out, the Taoist rooster crowed three times. Liao Yiqing hadn’t lived in the Taoist temple for more than a year, and he couldn’t get up for a while, but the other brothers and sisters all got up.
Because Kundao’s courtyard is on the other side of the Taoist temple, the brothers of Qiandao came earlier. They broke open the door of Liao Yiqing’s room and saw Liao Yiqing still lying on the bed, they immediately sneered and said, “Okay, it’s only been a year since you went out and you’ve degenerated like this? It’s half past five and you’re still awake?”
Liao Yiqing woke up with a start, “Brother Cangsong?”
Even Cang Song was the disciple guarding the mountain gate last night, with several senior brothers behind him, seeing Liao Yi woke up, they all rushed to play with him.
Cang Song said: “Where’s my book? Give it to me quickly, I’m almost suffocated to death staying on this mountain.”
“It’s so urgent…Okay, I’ll give it here.” Before leaving the mountain gate, he promised to bring back gifts for the brothers. He came back in a hurry this time. Brother Yixiu helped prepare some books, snacks, and toys. Liao Yiqing pointed to the backpack on the table and said, “Everything is inside, you go and get it yourself.”
The few people were not polite, they walked over and started looking through their schoolbags.
While Liao Yiqing was getting dressed, Cangsong and the others let out an exaggerated wow. “Wow~ Junior Brother Yiqing, you are really…”
“It’s… great.”
Liao Yiqing took a sip of water, and said in his heart that there were only a few basic novels, a few comics, and a few almost obsolete game consoles. As for it?
“Wow~” Another exaggerated cry, “I want this, it’s mine!”
Liao Yiqing had already finished washing when they were vying for it. He said, “Choose slowly, I’ll go see Master.”
“Oh, we’re leaving too.” At this moment, the brothers and sisters each had a few samples in their hands, Cang Song said: “We don’t want to take all of them, we’d better leave the best one for you, Junior Brother Yiqing.”
Seeing them leave in a hurry, Liao Yiqing looked puzzled, what’s the best? Could it be that he left himself a close-fitting little wife of Long Aotian?
He took the backpack suspiciously and took out a book from it. I saw a few large characters written next to the hot **** the cover, “One Night Eight Dragons”.
“…”
“No…this is…” Liao Yiqing was dumbfounded, “My God, what did Brother Yixiu stuff into my bag?”
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