I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me - Chapter 145

This uncle’s name is Yang Mian. He has a younger brother named Yang Li. When he celebrated Chinese New Year this year, he was still returning to his hometown. At that time, his family’s ancestor’s grave did not move. His brother did not mention the matter of moving his ancestor’s grave. Ye said so, Yang Mian was not at the bottom of her heart, and hurried to call his brother, “Is everything okay at home?”

His brother, as usual, “It’s okay, it’s fine.”

Uncle Yang asked suspiciously: “The ancestral tomb hasn’t moved?”

Yang Li said, “How do you know? I haven’t had time to tell you yet.”

As soon as he heard this, Yang Mian murmured in a sudden, San Shao was so divine that he didn’t ask anything, and he saw it. He anxiously asked, “Do you really move the ancestral grave? What are you doing to move the ancestral grave?”

His brother laughed: “I haven’t had time to tell you about this. After you left, there is a gentleman from our house who can do it, especially god. Someone in the family asked him to count it as a mansion. I think It ’s very good, the head is saying, I also let him take a look, and moved on the 15th day of the first month. “

Yang Mian asked dissatisfied: “You haven’t had time to tell me after moving for so many days?”

Yang Li said embarrassingly, “Isn’t this something happening at home all the time? I didn’t make time.”

Yang Mian worried, “Is something wrong at home?”

“Yeah, the child has been sick.”

Yang Mian was anxious. “I have an accident here too. Every day at night, my child is sick, and your sister-in-law is also sick. I asked a master and asked, and someone calculated that there was a problem with our house. I told you, The gentleman you are looking for may be a liar.

“It’s impossible, he is pretty good, everyone knows the yin and yang gossip.”

Yang Mian frowned. His brother was disobedient when he was young. He was more rebellious and had less school. With his help, he now opened a hardware supermarket and did a good job, but sometimes he still had a slow response. He really felt that his brother was Deceive, “Let’s take a picture of my new address and take pictures of the surrounding terrain. I’ll look at him.”

Yang Li said impatiently: “As for?”

Yang Mian said seriously: “As for listening to me.”

Yang Li couldn’t help it, “OK, I’ll take a picture for you tomorrow.”

That night, the Yang Mian family finally slept peacefully. The next morning he received the photos from Yang Li. He couldn’t understand these things. After noon, he asked Gu Ye’s phone. , Drove to Yu Ze’s company, waited for Gu Ye at the gate and saw Gu Ye coming out, he said excitedly: “San Xiao, my brother really moved the ancestral grave at home, he moved to this position, you Give me a glance, is this position OK? “

Gu Ye smiled after reading, “Your brother is looking for this position?”

“Yeah, he said that gentleman was godly.”

Gu Ye asked, “If you listen to me, you can go back and move your ancestor’s grave back to the original position. This position is not acceptable. It’s your family who has been in trouble for a long time.”

Yang Mian asked, “What do you mean?”

“I mean moving back. This position is not good for everyone. Are you the eldest son in the family?”

Yang Mian nodded quickly, “Yes, I am the boss of my family, and there is a younger brother and a younger sister below.”

Gu Ye smiled, “This position is not good for the eldest son and cannot be used.”

Yang Mian frowned, some understood something, and some did not understand, Gu Ye’s mouth hooked up, “I won’t say anything else, I’ll go back.”

Yang Mian quickly thanked Gu Ye and gave Gu Ye a red envelope. After listening to Gu Ye’s words, he got off the bus and asked for leave to return to his hometown.

Gu Ye looked at the red envelope and put it in his pocket. He didn’t want to worry about this kind of thing, because it involved family and family, it was easy not to be inside or outside. The person who chooses that position is either a liar and doesn’t know that position is bad. Either it is deliberate, it can steal the boss’s good luck, and supply bad brothers. If the uncle’s brother does n’t know it ’s okay, if he does, it ’s the housework. How to solve it, Gu Ye doesn’t want to care.

Back at the office, Gu Ye took the red envelope apart and took out 10,000 yuan. Gu Ye shuddered and dared to pat on Yu Xie’s desk. “Dear, last night’s service fee.”

Yu Ze uttered a “beep”, “It was free last night, and it’s tonight.”

Gu Ye flew off, “Don’t need it tonight, I am playing with you. The money is mine.”

Yu Ze chuckled a little, quickly picked up the 10,000 yuan and put it in his suit pocket before Gu Ye wanted to take it back. “Mine, the service charge tonight.”

Gu Ye’s fingers trembled, and she laughed twice, “I’ll go to see my second brother in a while, and I will broadcast live at night. I won’t go back tonight, bye ~”

Yu Zhe watched Gu Ye ran away, and was not annoyed. The corner of her mouth was slightly raised. After reading the report with a smile in her eyes, she signed to call Secretary Liu, “Meeting.”

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Gu Ye spent the whole afternoon solving the Gu Lin company’s affairs. After getting paid, he donated half of the money and put the other half in his pocket. Now that Gu Yang has started school, there are only two old couples left in the family. Gu Ye comes back, and Mrs. Gu is naturally happy and makes a table Gu Ye’s favorite dishes. After Gu Ye was full, she turned on the computer, called the Chinese girl, carried her in her arms, and combed her hair. Until 8 pm, Gu Ye began to broadcast live.

As soon as he was online, he introduced him to the overseas Chinese girl: “Hello everyone, today I will introduce a new friend. This is my new dog, Qiao Meier, and Dahei’s younger sister.”

Dahei heard Gu Ye mention his name, turned around and looked at Gu Ye, it was just a glance, Dahei was still lying on that position. For this new dog, it has no hostility or closeness. Like a lonely prince, he wrote a whole line across his body: Black brother does not need friends!

Everyone marveled: The overseas Chinese girl looked so good! The long hair of this body is very smooth at first sight!

Is there a second child so soon? Where do you put Big Black Brother like this?

The cold look of our black brother seems to be saying that you are all leaving, you group of mental retardation, I do n’t need my sister!

This dog looks so good, right?

This kind of dog is said to have a bad temper, but it ’s so amazing. I even saw the taste of first love in the eyes of a dog, and it looked so tender to Ye.

Say Master Gu, the background of your home has changed again. How many homes do you have?

…

Gu Ye said innocently: “No, this is my house. My mother said that the color was not warm enough before, and changed a layer of wallpaper.”

Actually it was Mrs. Gu who worried that Yu Xuan would stay overnight. The room before Gu Ye was too childish, and she was like a high school student. Mrs. Gu felt ashamed, so she replaced the room with a new layer of wallpaper and bought a few more. The furniture looks like an adult’s house.

Everyone finally let go of the problem of the house. Most of them were amazed at the problem of cats and dogs. Some people said, “Look at the appearance of this dog, you will know that Dahei will not be favored afterwards. Dahei is just a rural cat , Not breed cats. “

Gu Ye saw this statement, called Dahei, and drew a hand on its black and bright back hair, and told everyone with a smile: “Dahei is not an ordinary cat, Dahei is a psychic black cat, is I saved it by a special method. This kind of black cat is not idyllic yet. Where is the idyllic cat inferior to the cat? “After seeing each other, Gu Ye said:” Since everyone said here, Let me tell you a story about cats. “

Gu Ye drank his saliva and moistened his throat. “In the past, there was a cat abuser who enjoyed killing animals. He would chop skins, dig bones, remove internal organs, cut throats, cut ears, and chop innocent animals. He dropped his paws, listened to their helpless screams, and looked at their blood and powerless struggles, and he would feel the pleasure. Just as he vented his pressure on cats and dogs every day, strange things happened. “

Gu Ye’s face gradually subsided, and he meaningfully faced the screen, telling the story of the cat abuser. The audience listened with interest at first and scolded the person who killed the small animal. Later, he heard that he was covered with hair. It was painful and itchy, and the doctors could not cure the meat by digging it out, and they were screamed in fright: they couldn’t stand it! I feel sick! Goosebumps are all up!

What the **** is covered with hair? It ’s terrible, it ’s better to die!

This is simply torture!

…

Gu Ye finished the case of Dahei and told everyone in a very gentle tone: “So, torture and kill innocent animals, to listen to their screams as a pleasure, to vent their perverted desires, there will be retribution, long hair, long hair, Grow this kind of hair. “Gu Ye deliberately rubbed it on Dahei. Short-haired cats are not as soft as long-haired cats, and even if they are smooth, they are still somewhat rigid. When pushed backwards, Mao would stand up one by one, black and black.

Gu Ye grinned, “Does it look good?”

The barrage floated wildly: ah ah don’t say it!

No, goosebumps are up, I feel itchy now!

It’s terrible, metamorphosis has metamorphosis, so don’t do metamorphosis!

…

Gu Ye smiled and watched the people in the live broadcast room being frightened. This not only achieved the purpose of education, but also had a sense of satisfaction in the success of the prank. He was smirking, and his door was knocked.

Gu Ye turned his head, “I haven’t slept, come in.”

Gu Yeben thought it was his mother who gave him new clothes, but it was Gu Da who came knocking on the door. Gu Ye unexpectedly asked, “Dad, is something wrong?”

Gu Da took the newly purchased pool cue and asked Gu Ye: “Do you play billiards?”

To tell the truth, Gu Ye really wanted to go. This was the first time his dad had invited him to play together. It can be seen that the old man has been in a good mood recently, and has less work, and began to live after retirement. Gu Ye looked at the current time, and regretfully said, “Dad, you are calling first, I promised them, at least until nine o’clock.”

Gu Da flashed disappointment in his eyes, “I promise to do it, I’ll go by myself.”

Gu Ye hurriedly said, “I’ll find you in a while.”

Everyone in the broadcast room is envious: the relationship is so good!

Is this a father-son relationship?

Master Gu tells a story, we will let you go until 9 o’clock today!

Gu Da, look at me. I was 18 years ago when you accidentally left the folk’s youngest son. I germinated.

…

In order not to keep my dad waiting, Gu Ye rubbed his head on the **** head, with **** on his legs, his arms around his sister, and went straight to the theme. “I find something to hold in my arms, and I’m not responsible for crying.”

Barrage: Wait for you to zoom in! I don’t believe it, it can be more scary than just now!

If I cry, I will lose, if I don’t cry, I will have a baby for you!

Gu Ye: “… No, thank you.” A serious rejection of the other party’s request to have a child, Gu Ye took it seriously, “In the past, there was a little girl, a high school student, and a fancy age. She met a particularly gentle netizen … Gu Ye adapted Tian Sihui’s case into a story and told it to the people in the live broadcast room. The end was worse than Tian Sihui. It was to scare them, let them know that they were scared, and let these little girls have a sense of defense. Let these parents know how to prevent their children from being cheated when cultivating their children’s skills in piano, calligraphy, painting, learning, parenting, and dance.

He adapted the end of those scums to be especially miserable, and became a girl’s revenge. The end of all the scums’ tragic death, so that those who have misconduct also fear.

After Gu Ye finished speaking, it was exactly nine o’clock. The live room started to be silent. After a long sigh of relief, everyone sighed: It’s miserable! Listen to cry!

This girl is so miserable, all the girls who want to fall in love have a snack, don’t be fooled.

Damn it! Being a scum did not end well!

I will educate my daughters on fire prevention, theft prevention, and scum protection.

I have to educate my son not to grow into an irresponsible bastard.

…

Gu Ye looked at the time, “Okay, today ’s story is over.” Gu Ye has a serious summary: “Human nature is good, but it is necessary to guard against people. Girls, long snacks, we are all big babies, can’t we? I was fooled by a scumbag of interest. Not to mention, I’m going to play with my dad. See you next week. “

After Gu Ye retired from the live room, he stunned Dahei’s forehead, and Dahe’s helpless face turned a little disgusted in his eyes. Gu Ye turned it over with a smirk, with his belly facing up and rubbing it again, before letting it go. As soon as Gu Ye left, the overseas Chinese naturally followed. As soon as they went out, they followed up with King of Dogs and Rhubarb. Three dogs followed Gu Ye, one larger than the other, walking on the mighty, particularly majestic. Gu Gu happened to pass by, and when she saw Gu Ye, she said disgustingly, “Are you going to find your dad or go to fight a wolf?”

Gu Ye smiled, “Of course I went to my dad.”

“Your dad is playing with Yu Ze. He has won several games and is happy.”

Gu Ye unexpectedly said: “Yu Ze is here? He didn’t say anything.”

Mrs. Gu smiled, “Your dad is looking for you. You are busy. He is regretful. Yu Zhe is here. I heard that you are busy, Yu Zhe didn’t go to you. Grandpa went to play.” Gu The wife whispered, “Son, Yu Ze has too many eyes.”

Gu Ye smiled, “What did he do?”

“He deliberately lost to your dad and pleased the one you coaxed,” Mrs. Gu scowled. “This boy is sullen.”

Gu Yexi couldn’t help but laughed, “I know, you can rest assured.”

Gu Ye found his dad and Yu Ze, and the grandfathers were fighting well. When Gu Ye came in, Gu Da said disgustedly, “You go away, I won’t play with you tonight.”

Gu Ye really wanted to say something: Yes, I won’t let you. What if you lose face?

Seeing Dad was so happy, Gu Ye could not bear to say anything, and then looked at Yu Ze’s calm expression. Gu Ye reluctantly poked at the other side’s waist, reminding the other party to stop, don’t let Dad see.

Yu Ze ticked the corner of his mouth, and his eyes motioned, how could he possibly hide him? He had already seen it. One was willing to coax, and the other was pretending to be stupid.

Until he hit ten o’clock, Dad Gu won more and lost less. He was happy. Mrs. Gu called and said, “It’s time to rest. You have to pay attention to your health.”

Dad Gu looked at the time and told Yu Ze: “It’s so late, I’m staying at home tonight, and you’re leaving together tomorrow morning.”

Gu Ye raised her eyebrows and gave Yu choose a look of admiration. Yes, you can coax the old man like this when you lose, you are really personal!

While people weren’t paying attention, Yu Zhe grabbed Gu Ye and said with a smile: “If you don’t go back, I can only come to you. In order to stay, I have to think carefully. After all, I charge a service fee.”

Gu Ye looked around and found that no one noticed them, holding Yu Zhe’s face and squeezing his teeth, saying, “You’re bad! You weren’t like this before!”

Yu Zhe leaned over and pecked Gu Ye’s mouth, “I learned from you.”

Gu Ye took a deep breath, and gushed out in a guilty conscience: “Nonsense!”

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In the middle of the night, a few lonely wild ghosts came around Gu’s house and turned around. Seeing Yu Zhe’s car parked here from a distance, looking at the scary purple gas, they did not have the courage to approach.

After these little ghosts realized each other’s intentions, they got together and chatted politely, “I’m here to see Master Gu, so are you?”

“me too.”

“Yes, they are all looking for Master Gu. You, you are also here … to borrow money?”

“You too?”

“Ok.”

The ghosts were silent for a moment, “Are you all buying that futon?”

“Yes, am I not missing an arm. It is said that I can grow my arms again after using it. I have no family and I do n’t have enough money. I want to borrow some money from Master Gu.”

“I’m here for this too, but that person is here, we can’t get closer, can this be rectified?”

Several little ghosts waited for two hours, but did not see Yu choose to leave, but were helpless to leave, and can only wait to come again tomorrow.

After Gu Ye got up in the morning, she noticed the nearby ghostly spirits and asked in wonder: “A ghost stayed nearby last night?”

Lingling jumped into Gu Ye’s backpack by himself. “Some ghosts seem to be in trouble. I don’t know them, so I didn’t go out to ask.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Yes, if you don’t know, don’t talk, just be abducted.”

Watching Lingling bouncing under Yu Ze’s eyelids, Gu Ye was a little confused. This girl is not afraid of Yu Qi’s purple gas?

At this time, Lingling pulled up the zipper of the bag by himself, Gu Yehan opened the zipper with a smile, and asked, “Daughter, can’t you feel the pressure of your father Yu?”

Lingling blinked, “I feel it, but I have this.” Lingling took out the red bead from the small purse hanging around her waist and held it in her hands. “It can help me to isolate part of the breath, I wrapped myself up again with resentment and I was not so uncomfortable. “

Gu Ye was surprised: “This bead can be used in this way, it is interesting.”

Ling Lingxian said, “You touch it, it’s still hot.”

“Is it hot?”

“Yeah, I took it with me, and my hands were hot.”

Gu Ye asked in shock: “Are you hot ?!”

Ling Ling stretched out his little hand and put it on the back of Gu Ye’s hand. Gu Ye was surprised to find that the child really had temperature! Compared with the cold and gloomy appearance before, it has a more lively atmosphere. Gu Ye was pleasantly surprised: “You have to wear this bead all the time, maybe a miracle will happen.”

Lingling didn’t understand Gu Ye’s meaning. Anyway, my father asked her to hold it, so she took it. She carefully packed the beads into her bag and patted, “Relax, you can’t lose it.”

After having breakfast, Gu Ye and Yu Ze went out together. Gu Ye said in the car: “I have to come back at night. I noticed that there were wild ghosts staying outside the gate last night. They may be asking me for help.”

“How do you know it’s help?”

“Then what did they ask me to do? Want the spirit to fly away?” Gu Ye said earnestly: “It must be you, they dare not come to me, I will come back tonight by myself, you must not follow.”

Yu Ze stretched his face, and although he was dissatisfied, he let Gu Ye pass, “Yes.”

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That night, the lonely ghosts and ghosts came again. Gu Ye asked Ye Li to bring them in, and asked in wonder: “Are you going to find me something?”

A few of the little ghosts were embarrassed, and hesitated before courageously saying, “We want to borrow some money.”

Gu Ye, holding big black, said slowly: “I will give you some pocket money every fifteenth month, which can guarantee you to live, what do you borrow money for?”

These lonely ghosts have broken limbs and incomplete limbs. They are afraid that they will be born in the next life and they are also disabled. They do not want to give birth. Some are physically sound, but when they are alive, they are bitter, and for the sake of good fortune, they have not yet reborn. There is also an undead ghost, and it is not yet the day of reincarnation, and there is no one to support in the family, and he can only be a wild ghost and wander outside. Gu Ye would give them some pocket money in order to prevent them from being persecuted, and three ghosts came to him to borrow money at once, Gu Ye teased, “borrow money to marry a daughter-in-law?”

All three ghosts shook their heads and said, “No.”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “Marry?”

“No!” The ghosts were blushed by Gu Ye. “We want to buy things.”

Gu Ye raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, “What to buy?”

The three ghosts hesitated, and a younger whispered, “Buy something that will keep us disabled.”

Gu Ye’s face was amused, and he stopped teasing them, “You have been cheated, where can this kind of thing be sold?”

“Yes, an instrument, just like a futon. The old lady who sold this thing said that everything can be cured.”

Gu Ye drew the corners of his mouth, “How can this be so unreliable?”

“Really, the old lady said that if she used this early, she wouldn’t die.”

Gu Ye frowned. “Why do I sound like a liar? Take me to see the old lady first. If there is such a god, I will buy one for you.”

The three little ghosts said happily: “We lead the way, and she sells by Mali, very close to here.”

Gu Ye followed the three little ghosts and came out to the road they said. There was really an old lady with gray hair, holding a futon-like thing in her hand, and was introducing. Surrounded by a large group of ghosts, with broken limbs, blind eyes and crooked noses, there are mostly disabled ghosts.

The eyebrows introduced by the old lady were screaming, “Only this thing can cure all diseases! Arm pain can cure arms, leg pain can cure legs, rheumatism, cure hepatitis, sore throat, rhinitis, and cough, all cure! As the saying goes, the third in the family Nian Ai, Lang Zhong is not used, our futon is made of wormwood, as long as you sit and continue every day to ensure that you can cure your disease. Really, my leg has been hurting until I use it. Healed by this! I do n’t charge you more money, just give me a money to buy goods, to deceive you not to have a lifetime! I will not be a traitor! “

Gu Ye looked at the old lady by the side and looked at her face carefully. After seeing that the old lady was so dead, she was completely speechless. What a thing!

“This grandma!” Gu Ye interrupted the introduction, watching the ghosts around him, “I can take the liberty of asking you, this thing works so well, how did you die?”

“I’m sick!” The old lady was not only angry, but kind, “Young man, if I had used this thing early, I would have been fine, you look at you, so young, so good-looking, alas!” Old The wife looked at Gu Ye sympathetically. “Good child, why did you die so early?”

Gu Ye: “…”

The old lady kindly said: “Grandma doesn’t charge you too much money, you want, the purchase price will give you, and give you a good baby in the next life.”

Gu Ye pointed the corner of his mouth and pointed at his face, “Grandma, I am alive.”

“Living ?!” the old woman was scared. “How can you see me?”

Gu Ye said earnestly: “I am a master of catching ghosts.”

The old lady was terrified. “I’m a good ghost. I introduced them to good products. I have merits. You can’t catch me!”

Gu Ye couldn’t help crying. “I won’t arrest you. Where did you come from?”

The old lady looked at him with a good smile, not like she wanted to do it, so she explained: “In order to treat them with a lack of arms and broken legs, I went to the person who sold my product to ask for it. When I was alive, it was The product he sold me. “

Gu Ye asked in a complex mood: “So you went to him after you died?”

“Find it,” said the old lady, “it is what he said, and he will always guarantee after-sales. If I can sell it, I will give you a commission. If I am out of stock, I will ask him.”

Gu Ye asked, “Is that man alive?”

“Look at what you said, people live well. He doesn’t want to deliver to me. That’s not enough. Being a man must be honest. If I sell it, he will give it. If he doesn’t give me, he will go to him. “

“Yeah!” Gu Yepei gave her thumbs up, really one by one. I don’t know what the person who brainwashed the old lady was feeling.

The old lady said enthusiastically: “This thing can take a long time, really, you believe me, I used to have a pain in my leg, and I can’t go any further. This is the cure.” “If I used this early, I wouldn’t die.”

Gu Ye tentatively asked, “What are you doing?”

The old lady’s face changed, and she was uncomfortable talking, “liver cancer.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Can wormwood cure liver cancer?”

The old lady looks like you, a young, unseen person, “Why not? As long as it takes a long time, everything can be cured, and cancer can be cured.”

Gu Ye took a deep breath. “Well, seriously, I’m very interested in your project. Can I develop offline?”

“Yes! You are in a good condition, young man, look at your face, oops, innate conditions determine that you can do it!”

Gu Yefuer, he figured it out. The old lady really wanted to do good deeds, and determined that this thing could save people. The more she did, the more she wanted to know. Who gave this old lady brainwashing? How many more old people like this?

“Grandma, who burned this for you, can you tell me?”

“No, we have rules. We can only contact us. You cannot see the people above.”

Gu Ye helplessly said: “You have been deceived by MLM.”

The old lady was quite firm, “How could it be MLM? MLM is deceiving, this is not deceiving, it really can cure the disease.”

Gu Ye has not recruited, “Grandma, then you introduce me to the shop you went to when I was alive. I started from the bottom and climbed up one layer at a time. Let us work together for the health of the people. Contribute, okay? “

Gu Ye felt sore after he said it, and the ghost didn’t believe it.

Who knew the old lady said happily: “Yes, I will show you! You can be a supervisor in a few months!”

Gu Ye: “…”

I thank you!