I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me - Chapter 148

Gu Ye was so surprised because Weibo officially announced a list of last year’s most influential people in the net red world. There were ten people on the list, even one was Gu Ye. The other party kindly invited him to participate in the awards ceremony. This is a grand event in which all fields and all social classes participate together. Once a year, the network chooses celebrities or people who have made outstanding contributions to society Netizens are inspired and educated by the winners. There are many characters such as businessmen and celebrities.

Gu Ye’s first reaction was real? It’s a liar! When did he admit that he was an influencer?

He clicked in and looked at it, it turned out to be an officially certified large size. Gu Ye was immediately amused, shouting at Yu Ze, who was watching the news, “Yu Ze Yu Ze, Weibo even asked me to accept the prize. They asked a fortune teller to receive the prize, crazy!”

Yu Xuan said, “Go wherever you want, just have fun.”

“No, the point is that they asked for a fortune teller, don’t you think it’s amazing?” Gu Ye more and more thought of Cola, “No, I have to find out what happened.”

Yu Ze ignored him, watching him toss.

“Second Brother, did you see that list on Weibo? The most influential person in the net red world has me!”

Gu Lin was amused by his child’s excitement about discovering new toys. He laughed: “Look, you, a fortune teller, can even be on this list, and you can see your influence online now. You have too many fans , It’s growing too fast, I guess this news may be hot search. “

Gu Ye urged: “Brother, go and inquire. I’m particularly curious about what they think.”

To be honest, Gu Lin was also very curious, so I went to inquire about the internal news, and replied to Gu Ye a few moments ago: “You participated in the selection last year because you are only a fortune teller and you have no contribution. This time, this is because you have done so many good things, coupled with the live broadcast of ethical civilization, so that people see your value, this is the award for you. “

“Well! Well, it turned out to be this way, I thought they were crazy.” Gu Ye regretted: “It’s not fun at all.”

Gu Lin: “Co-authored, do you think it’s fun if people are crazy?”

Gu Ye said earnestly: “There must be a normal reason then.”

“That reason is not normal?”

Gu Ye shook his head. “This reason is not surprising.”

“Go and play!” Gu Lin’s words, no matter what Gu Ye said, he didn’t even return the information. Gu Ye Huanghuang showed Yu Yu on his mobile phone. Ignore people and ignore them. How can you say that they are brothers? “

Yu Ze thought for a while, and said seriously: “They don’t look like brothers.”

Gu Ye patted the table happily, “I like your unexplainable look, super handsome!”

Yu Zhefu, he seems to have no bottom line, this sign is not good.

Gu Ye was comforted here in Yu Ze, and looked at Weibo happily. By the way, he reposted the Weibo that summed up the lie to the old man. Now this Weibo has been hot searched, but the location is not good. Gu Ye decided to push it, forwarded it, and told everyone: they are optimistic about their parents, be careful of being deceived, often go home and see.

Soon, Gu Ye’s Weibo exploded. Gu Ye’s fans were not just young people, but more adults. The older he became, the more he believed in Feng Shui’s mystery. Many people at this age have elderly people in their homes. Many of these behaviors of deceiving the elderly have experienced it for themselves. After seeing Gu Ye’s reposted Weibo, all of them left a message: Let’s have a snack, this liar is too hateful!

My dad has encountered this situation too! Hundreds of thousands of pits, mad!

These health products are not so effective, and the treatment of cancer is even more nonsense.

The goals of these people are more empty nesters, because there are children in the family who often stare at them, they can’t buy them, and paying more attention to them can greatly reduce the chance of the elderly buying this thing.

The elderly in the family may not have exaggerated one-hundred-and-three health products. Some only sell for a few hundred bottles. I ca n’t afford to buy them at home. My mother bought two or two or eight hundred for hair loss tea. More, oh, the smell of ordinary oolong tea.

Just a few days ago, there was a kind of fairy water on the Internet, which covered all diseases. The reporters exposed that it was actually mineral water. I don’t know why they believe it. Now I have made this kind of straw mat again. A certain treasure is ninety-nine and ninety-one. Buy one, get one free when you are engaged in activities! There are more than three thousand special ones!

My parents also bought health products, and they couldn’t bear to buy them at a glance. Not letting them buy was like hurting him, and I didn’t know why they believed this, but I was sad.

If you are old and sick, you should go to the hospital. Don’t be greedy for cheap. How can there be medicine for all diseases? The money spent is an IQ tax!

There are old people in the family who often go back and take a look, maybe you will be fooled by someone someday. Selling these things is almost desolate, aren’t you afraid of retribution for the old man’s money?

There is also a circle of friends who sell health products in Weishang. They sell relatives and friends. When I check those ingredients, are they all preservatives? Does it really matter if you eat it?

Give you an idea. If your father and mother buy health supplements, you can buy him some vitamin tablets, calcium tablets, panax notogins, etc. Don’t let him buy them! Will really be cheated!

I have a college classmate who was fooled by this after graduating. I also trained in psychology and taught them how to fool people, which is terrible.

The police are doing a good job, this whole bunch is waiting to be sent to court, let you lie!

Gu Ye saw a netizen named “Cucumber Cucumber is not a melon” summed it up very well: “I summarized the routine of cheating the elderly. There are at least seven steps, step by step, so that the elderly who are usually reluctant to spend money are willing to pay. I will give you something first, so that these elderly people who have nothing to do go to the class for a few eggs, chai oil and salt. The second step, under the name of public welfare, is to invite you to take a free class, find an expert, look like a decent, in fact, all It’s for the future. The third step is to use high-tech means to lie and abduct, whether you are sick or not, as long as you go, you will be sick. After the experts tell you, you will be sick all over the body. Hi-tech equipment It can also detect your faults, and you will be cold if you die.

The fourth step is to brag about their products. The elderly have a little high blood pressure and high blood lipids. They must boast of Haikou and cure all diseases. The price is much cheaper than the treatment in the hospital. This is a benefit, not for takeaway. of. If it is invalid, you can guarantee a refund or something, and you can sign a series of contracts with you. Anyway, the elderly look like they are real, and they are very formal.

The fifth step is to find a few people who appear to be fake patients and tell you how good they are. The sixth step is to register the information of the elderly and ask the elderly for warmth, especially the empty nest elderly, go to the home to help the elderly get a water, send a meal, and try hard to get close, the elderly’s invisible children’s heart, finally got soothing, even if they spend I was willing to spend a little bit of money, so deeper and deeper.

If he doesn’t buy it at this step, then in the seventh step, take him on a tour, flirt hard to see where his children can’t see, and be as good as grandparents. As long as he pays, he has whatever grandson he wants.

Another is to cheat the elderly to raise funds. Don’t you have insurance? Do you want to live on interest alone? We provide this method here, you pay us dividends, and we give 10% interest every month, which is illegal fundraising in disguise, and keeps giving you a set, so that you get deeper and deeper, want You have to continue to invest money. What’s even more ridiculous is that the old man’s money is pitted into your hands. Do you want to find it again? Ah! It ’s early!

In short, let the old people remember three no: ignore, do not send money, do not transfer money! “

Gu Ye saw that the person summarized it very well, forwarded it, and liked it.

He was wondering what lessons could be learned from this incident, and what he would say during the live broadcast, but now it seems unnecessary to talk about it.

The bottom row of people followed the crazy retweet, liked it, and left a message to the summarized person: Congratulations, you are now the representative of Master Gu’s class! The summary is very beautiful! Cucumber Cucumber is not a melon.

Gu Ye wanted to laugh at these interesting messages. This group of netizens was too funny.

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After the Weibo side posted the Weibo of the inviter list, it was waiting to turn this Weibo into a hot search. It was slowly and carefully controlled. Unexpectedly, this Weibo for elderly health products was sitting. The speed of the rocket soared upwards, and at a glance, it turned out that Gu Ye’s fans gave it to the top.

Gu Ye ’s current traffic is the same as that of front-line stars. He attaches so much importance to reposting a Weibo, which naturally attracts a lot of people ’s attention. There are also many passers-by who are concerned about current affairs. They also pay attention to such things. This Weibo became the top search. The official Weibo staff member saw Gu Ye ’s response, and was a bit puzzled. “Why did n’t Gu Ye repost us, but repost the news instead? Did he miss our prize?”

The staff member said this, the colleague in charge of this matter looked at other people, and his heart was lost, “Other stars and big V have reposted, only Gu Ye did not repost, this award whether he wants what?”

At this time, they had some regrets, so they should say hello to Gu Ye in advance and ask him if he would like this award. Now the list has been issued. If the other party does not come to receive the award, they will lose face. After thinking about it, they felt uneasy, and they discussed with each other, “Would you like to inquire?”

“Who can I ask?”

“General Manager Gu.”

“Who is Gu Gu?”

Indeed, there are three Gus in the Gu family, one is better than the other. “Find someone from Gu Lin Company?”

“People in his company can have a relationship with Gu Ye, unless it is a first-line star, we can’t talk about it.” The two helplessly, let’s report it.

After receiving the news above, I also drummed in my heart. The trustee asked Gu Lin’s secretary after looking for several layers of relationships. After the secretary asked Gu Lin, Gu Lin laughed: “If it’s fun there, he must go. I ask Just ask.”

Gu Lin took the initiative to send a message to Gu Ye, who also turned over the old account: “You ignored me last night.”

Gu Lin called directly and said disgustedly, “What kind of dog temper are you in, talk well!”

Gu Ye’s mouth twitched. Today, the second brother’s majesty is two meters and eight meters. He said neatly: “Good brother, you are right about everything.”

Gu Lin reluctantly said: “Don’t come with me in this set, big brother eats, I don’t eat, Guanbo wants to know whether you go or not.”

Gu Ye thought for a while, “Go, people are invited. It’s not good not to go. Is there a lot of beautiful little brothers and sisters at the scene?”

Gu Lin smiled, “The last sentence is the point, isn’t Yu Zhe beside you now?”

Gu Ye smiled, “Here’s the meeting.”

Gu Lin scorned, “If Yu chooses to exist, you don’t dare to say that, just as I go, I will take you.”

“what?”

“Ah, what? The entertainment industry and Weibo are not separated. They invited me to be a guest, give prizes, and many stars participated.”

Gu Ye thought about the scene, and said with interest, “Go with me, you take me. Brother, remind me in advance, I will not remember the days.”

Gu Lin was speechless. “Can I get used to you this way?”

Gu Ye seriously said, “Brother, I’m still young.”

Gu Lin couldn’t help crying, “Yu Ze has made you look bad.”

Gu Ye thought about it, did Yu Zhe get used to him? Yu Ze is just a little bit unprincipled. The so-called habit is that there is no distinction between right and wrong. Yu Ze has absolutely no!

After hanging up the phone, Gu Ye reposted the official Weibo post: Thank you ~ it looks very interesting.

This reassures the people over there. Gu Ye’s meaning seems to come. Many celebrities Aite Gu Ye said congratulations. See you that evening, it seems they will go. Gu Ye looked at it, so many stars are familiar with him, but unfortunately there are many he does not know.

After quitting Weibo, Gu Ye went to read the book given to him by Tang Lao. Recently, he researched a new formation method. The previous formation method was Gu Ye’s short board. Many of Tang Lao’s materials recorded the arrangement of the formation Gu Ye began to study methods and techniques, and he will also teach the person who does not like to use his brain, time is very precious to him.

Gu Ye didn’t expect that it wouldn’t be long before he went airborne to search.

A fortune teller who wants to receive the Internet Red Man Award, netizens have only three words of evaluation: ha, ha, ha!

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After the old lady’s case was over, Gu Ye saw the old lady again one night, and the other party came to him and said, “I received the above notice and I am going to give birth. Before I leave, I will say goodbye to you. “

Gu Ye looked at the causal line on her face, and asked with a smile: “Do you know why you couldn’t get a baby before?”

The old lady said blankly, “I don’t know.”

Gu Ye explained with a temper of temper: “Because you were deceived, and the cause and effect have not yet broken, you can’t give birth. Now they have all been arrested and got their due retribution, so you can go to give birth.”

The old lady was still unbelievable, “I’m really cheated?”

Gu Ye was helpless, the old lady hadn’t responded yet, “Yeah, this isn’t, the police have already announced the news.” Gu Ye showed the news announced by the police to the old lady, “It will be sent to court, this Believe it. “

Then the old lady reacted and sighed complexly. “What’s the point of lying to an old lady?”

“Cheat your money, have your pocket money given to you by your son or daughter-in-law been cheated?”

The old lady was silent, and her face became more and more complicated.

Gu Ye smiled and seemed to know how he died. Gu Ye smiled: “Let’s go and get a rebirth.”

The old lady thought for a while, and her face gradually slumped. “I can’t leave now, I will return the money to others.”

Gu Ye paused and smiled, “OK.”

The old lady paid back Gu Ye’s money first, with a serious face, “I can’t lie to anyone, this is your money for eleven cushions.”

Gu Ye took it with a smile, looked at the coin, and sighed, “Okay, don’t delay your reincarnation.”

The old lady smiled and said, “No, there is another month.”

Gu Ye waved, “Grandma, goodbye!”

The old lady’s figure disappeared into the night, and she was busy looking for her former client to refund the money. Gu Ye returned to the living room and gave the fragrance to Lord Yan, and said earnestly: “The ghost world is out of stock. The mat in your hand is out of print. It’s a huge amount of money. Are you happy?”

The smoke turned around Gu Ye several times, and Gu Ye moved, “I’m filial!”

Gu Ye dreamed again in the evening. He dreamed that someone was chasing him on a dark road. He was not only scared but also happy in the dream. He did n’t know who was chasing. Anyway, he had a thought in his heart: if he does n’t go back, he wo n’t. go back!

Finally ran to a light door, Gu Ye rushed forward without turning back. The people behind threw something angrily, smashed Gu Ye’s head, shouted something, the distance was too far, and Gu Ye didn’t understand. Opening his eyes, looking at the dark night, Gu Ye sat up blankly, and touched his own back, and he felt a little pain in the back.

Yu Ze also sat up, “What’s wrong? Have nightmares?”

Gu Ye scratched his head. “It’s not a nightmare, I don’t know what it is.”

He grabbed Yu Zhe, pushed the other side down, and lay side by side. “It seems that someone told me where to go, and I don’t want to go, that person hits me, as if he still scolds me. But he can’t run fast without me and can’t catch up I.”

Yu Ze took his comfort and said, “The dreams are all false, and then sleep.”

Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze’s hand and pushed it to the side. “Stay away from me and panic.”

After closing my eyes, I fell asleep and slept extraordinarily.

Yu Ze waited for him to fall asleep, leaned over again, and clenched again.

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Gu Ye went home the next day, and he wanted to spend time with his parents. It happened that I caught up with his dad to go out. Dad Gu was very casual. Now that the weather is getting warmer, I can go out with a sweater and a coat. Gu Ye asked, “Dad, where are you going?”

Gu Gu is in a good mood. “I have an appointment with your uncle Wang, and play together.”

Gu Ye flattered and asked: “I’ll go with you, golf or billiards?”

“Golf, can you?”

“No, I just learned from you,” Gu Ye smiled. “I’ll drive you?”

Gu Dao hooked his lips and said: “If you don’t sit, you’ll be stunned.” At this time, Gu Da’s full-time driver drove the car over and he said, “Get in.”

Maybe in his old age, he wanted to be close to his children. Father Gu took his son out for the first time and felt quite happy. He asked Gu Ye on the road: “How do you remember going out with me, something?”

Gu Ye was dissatisfied and said: “Nothing can’t play with you? I like parent-child games.”

Dad Gu looked at him so old, he was still a child, he couldn’t help crying, “Naughty again!”

Gu Ye smiled: “Dad, look, it’s good for me not to go to work in the company. I can accompany you to play with you today. I will go to my mother tomorrow.”

Gu Gu smiled, “Be careful to be caught by your mother as a model.”

Gu Ye grinned, “My mother won’t be so stingy, she asks the celebrity to speak for her, and asks my second elder brother for a favor.”

Gu father reluctantly said, “She’s sorry.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Also, I turned back and told my brother.”

This golf course is Gu Sen ’s birthday gift to Gu ’s father. It ’s close to the land they bought. Gu Ye also took a special look on the road, nodded secretly. Dad just had a good eye. The breath above this land can be seen. It turns out to be a place of wealth. Feng Shui changed a little in the future, rich and rich, this is all money!

It didn’t take long for the father and son to get off the bus. Uncle Wang came. When he saw Gu Ye, who was next to Gu’s father, Uncle Wang teased, “Bring a big nephew to play?”

Gu father said disgustedly: “Yeah, have to follow along.”

The disgust said in the mouth can actually be seen. Gu Da is still very happy. Uncle Wang laughed and laughed and said, “It’s not good if the child is willing to follow you? I want to take it, but no one comes with me.”

Gu Yeyou said, “Uncle Wang!”

“Okay, it’s so big in a blink of an eye. The last time I saw you, I was still a high school student, and he became more and more handsome.”

Gu Ye secretly thought, when did you see this uncle, why did you forget it?

Two old friends started to play after saying a few words. Gu Ye smiled: “You play first, I see you play and learn.”

Gu Ye watched and beat for a while, gave his dad water, and by the way gave Uncle Wang a cup. Uncle Wang suddenly gave envious glances to Papa Gu, “Big nephew, you said that I would retire in three years, is that true?”

Gu Ye stunned for a moment, and finally remembered where he had met Uncle Wang. The other party had asked him about it, just like playing, he said, and his dad said that he was not sure. Soon, the son of the family said he could not come back, and his father said that he was a crow’s mouth. From then on Gu Ye knew that a creature like Dad was unreasonable. Gu Ye smiled, “Yeah, I’ll be back soon.”

“I hope.” Uncle Wang heard this, with a smile on his face, but his eyes were very complicated. “I hope he will come back to take over as soon as your brother, let me rest.”

Gu Ye smiled: “It’s really fast, you can rest assured that you will soon be able to play with my dad and play whenever you want.”

Gu Ye saw that Uncle Wang had a bad relationship with his son when he was young. Perhaps this is why the other son’s son didn’t return. However, after all, they are the father and son. If the son is filial, he will not make the old father so tired. Uncle Wang’s son is really coming back, he did not coax.

Uncle Wang was still laughing and haunted by Gu Ye, always boasting: “Lao Gu, you have such a precious son as a blessing, so talkative, can’t coax you every day to laugh?”

Gu father said so disgustedly: “It’s almost like my jumping feet because of the weather.”

“Yes,” Gu Ye said earnestly, “My dad was so cute when he jumped.”

Gu’s old face was said to be red, and he wanted to hit the child. Gu Ye quickly coaxed: “Fun for you, you have to hit home and hit again.”

Gu Da saw that he was so tall now, in his twenties, and couldn’t help crying. “Why are you so skinny?” Although Gu Gu was giving up his cue to Gu Ye, “Go play two balls?”

Gu Ye took the club. “Okay.”

“After watching this, how are you doing, do you understand?”

Gu Ye nodded, “It’s almost the same, but this thing definitely needs skill.”

Gu Gu stood up, “Go, I’ll teach you.”

Gu Ye walked over and gestured, “Is that so?”

Gu Gu smiled, “Position is a good learning, so I lied to the little girl. This hand is strong, take one.”

“Let’s go!” Gu Ye slammed the ball and flew Gu Da amused. “Take it easy.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “It looks very simple. Sure enough, everything has skills. It can’t be practiced.”

“That is, you still have to learn,” Dad Gu was in a good mood, “I will take you next time.”

“Okay.” Gu Ye smiled and nodded his head, and waved a few times, and Gu Gu sat down and looked at it. He couldn’t help but pulled out his phone and took a picture.

He also saw a lot of friends send friends, show this show that show, Dad Gu has never shown anything, this time, in the envious eyes of old friends, he didn’t know that there was anything in trouble, his face stretched out In the circle of friends, just three words: stupid duckling.

Gu Da’s hair was finished, his face was a little hot, and he looked at Gu Ye with a serious face, and pointed out a few words from time to time, watching Gu Ye’s posture became more and more beautiful, he said, “I can pose. “

An old friend watched the video of his friend circle show, envious of jealousy and jeering: “You too, if there is such a dislike, what do you send friends circle? Show how many sons are good?”

After listening to this, Father Gu thought about it, indeed, he has nothing to show. The best is that he has more sons, and one is better than one. Although the youngest one didn’t study well, he was kind-hearted, and he would never worry about their brothers’ disagreement.

Gu Da was a bit eager to start. Gu Yang is working very hard now. Whatever the child can learn, it ’s nothing. Anyway, his brothers can afford him, as long as he can keep this innocence.

After playing golf for a day, the two uncles had enough to play in the evening, and then they thought about going home. When saying goodbye, Uncle Wang received a phone call and looked at Gu Ye in surprise while listening. His hot eyes startled Gu Dad, pulled Gu Ye behind him, and watched the other side’s eyes especially. His son already has several fathers, and he can’t have another father.

Uncle Wang hung up the phone and said happily: “My son just called me and said he would return to China on May 1st, and he really returned this time.”

Gu Gu wasn’t so prepared, and laughed: “That’s fine, it will take a year or two to take over completely, and then we will retire.”

Uncle Wang pulled Gu Ye in surprise, “Big nephew, you are too accurate! You also recognize me as …”

Gu Dao interrupted the other with a stretched face, “Impossible! Don’t hit my son’s idea!”

“Why are you so stingy, you have so many sons, but I have heard about your son being drunk, why don’t you have another meal with me?”

“Get off! Don’t even think about it!”

The two old uncles pushed and shoved, Gu Ye looked at with a smile, knowing his confidant, that being able to walk from a teenager to the point of white hair is also a blessing in life. Fortunately, he also has several friends, and it will be good to play Mahjong together when he gets old. Gu Ye thought about his chin and thought that he had to take the time to deceive the Qiaoqiao down the mountain. He couldn’t let him stay alone on the mountain. He was not assured.

After returning, Father Gu called the two sons happily, and also called Yu Zhe, and had a reunion dinner together. Today, Gu Ye was coaxed by him and kept smiling.

After dinner, Gu Ye pulled the two elder brothers and Yu Ze to play cards together, Gu Ye and his second brother set. When I saw two people who were usually unsmiling, they both smiled in their eyes, and Gu Lin suddenly didn’t want to play, “Can I change the position?”

Gu Ye was dissatisfied, “Why change? Brother, do you look down on me?”

Gu Lin snapped the card on the table and said, “Are you stupid? When the two of them are in a team, we don’t have to play, we have already lost, and you can’t play them in psychological battles.”

Gu Ye’s grievance looked at Yu Ze, “I want to win.”

Yu Ze looked down, looked at his card, looked at Gu Ye, and groaned.

Gu Lin immediately picked up the cards and felt that they could still play.

Gu Sen: “…”

Gu Ye was playing tricks, so he listened to his father’s cry, “Boss, answer the phone, your uncle Wang.”

Gu Ye ran curiously, “Uncle Wang looking for me?”

Father Gu was helpless. As soon as he answered, the other party said, “I’m not looking for you, I’m looking for your son.”

He asked, “Which?”

The other side was anxious with him, “You can’t show so many sons, find your younger gentleman, youngest!”

Gu Ye took his dad’s phone and asked in confusion: “Uncle Wang, do you have anything to do with me?”

The embarrassed opposite said: “There is a strange thing. I have been thinking about it for a long time, but I still want to see it for you.”

The author has something to say: Dad Gu looks serious in the picture. Hum! The boss will be more stable and able to work. The second child also has more eyes and a little personishness. The third child also looks better and can say a little bit. The fourth child is also naive … forget it, delete the fourth child.

Gu Yang 😕 ? ?