I will be The Monkey God! - Chapter 121

“I told you we would be faster than this poison,” Venomous spoke to her boyfriend.

She didn’t have any red eyes or other signs of her talk with KongFu! This harem topic wasn’t something she would bring out to Michu and she would think about it only after it actually happened.

With so many talks and thoughts about it, Venomous no longer paid any attention to women and their movements around her prince.

She would be herself and cuddle with him whenever she wanted.

KongFu also didn’t say anything, but he was sitting satisfied.

All he could do was talk, so Michu asked, “What did you two talk about?”

“We talked about Momo’s cooking skills. It should be a good time to test them now,” Yumi replied with a little lie, then glanced at Momo!

Seeing those green eyes, Momo felt like the talk was actually more serious than it should ever have been! Her red eyes noticed a change and wondered what had exactly happened between these two.

One was a calm snake while the other was an old god!

Momo didn’t say her thoughts out loud and extended her hand toward the inventory. She took out a grill and a small table.

A grill got stuffed with charcoal and it let out faint sparks! At the same time, Momo began to prepare the sausage and other stuff such as sauce!

It looked especially funny in the jungle with poison spreading at a considerable pace!

Michu was naturally interested in the process.

He never had a grill, so he carefully looked over Momo who blinked a few times to his inquiring eyes!

She just glanced at him, then returned to her work while enjoying that genuine attention that was directed at her skills, not her body!

Momo’s knife cut the sausage a few times, then she put it on the howling grill.

At the same time, she prepared some secret sauce by mixing a few!

Michu’s eyes kept widening and going around!

“Just don’t hit our chef, Michu,” Venomous widely smiled.

“I won’t!” Michu chuckled and took a step back.

“Why did you just distance yourself?” His girlfriend laughed too and the chef’s show continued.

The snake was genuinely enjoying the unusual dungeon ride! Her thoughts weren’t bothered by anything else and the game with her beloved was the sole focus. But it also sounded fun to improve the relationship with the succubus.

Venomous took a step forward and asked, “Can we help the chef or will we disturb the cooking skill?”

“There’s nothing much to do… Actually. I am just a newbie and this one is simple,” Momo scratched her cheek awkwardly.

Venomous didn’t mind that, “We can make a proper camp then. Michu, gather some logs.” The poison spread slower through the trees, so by spreading them around their camp, the poison’s road would find it harder to reach them!

Momo thanked them and continued her work.

“Cooking skill doesn’t look different, right?” Michu asked, then snatched the bigger log before Venomous could raise it.

Though it was a cute gesture, she sneered and raised an even bigger one before her beloved!

Michu’s eyes narrowed, then he put the log below his armpit and reached for another one! With these two logs in his arms, he glanced at Yumi who grasped one with her tail and another one in her free arm!

“…”

“My win?”

“Your win…”

“Haha, ~~ I would rely on my prince in real-life, though,” Yumi reassured, then both of them returned to their initial topic.

A cooking skill!

“It doesn’t look special because it’s just a simple grill,” Yumi replied to her boyfriend’s question, then added, “If we had poisoned meat from a monster, she would be able to erase the poison and make it edible. A skilled chef would even turn the poison into a nutrient. It should look a little flashy.”

“Momo’s future looks interesting!” Michu concluded while nodding a few times.

Venomous asked, “How was your time with her in this dungeon?”

“It was fun. We moved a lot and carefully destroyed our enemies! Since Momo’s enchanter skills can also wound enemies, we decided to change our battle style! New stuff is always exciting, right?” Michu laughed, “We also had some mishaps! I fell down the tree a few times and the frog once attacked my ankle, so I fell too!”

Michu thought about something, “I think succubus’ has a unique body because Momo always fell on top of me! My body is unique too, but I won’t tell you why.”

“Hmm… You can also expel poison through piss?”

“…” Michu’s mouth widened.

How did she immediately know it? That was just one of many theories about his Azure Liquid Control!

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“KongFu! I want a race change too! What should I do?” Michu asked.

He wanted a tail too and he would draw with his girlfriend next time should they challenge each other!

His words contorted KongFu’s face, “I am just a will. I don’t have any bloodline to pass to you now!” KongFu didn’t share it with Michu, but that was one of his deepest problems! The old god would take care of it in the future, though!

“Oh, okay!” Michu accepted it and turned to Momo!

KongFu looked at him slack-jawed, then coughed, “Well, that’s what I like about this lad.” The old god closed his eyes satisfied.

At that time, Michu looked at the sizzling sausages!

He gulped and asked Momo, “I want one! Can I get one now?”

“You can!” Momo threw a fork, then raised the sausage at the monke!

At this moment, Michu felt like he should’ve extended his hand for that sausage and eaten it on his own, but Momo’s red eyes were looking forward to him eating something from her!

Her anticipation manifested on her face and she just looked so cute!

Therefore, he opened his mouth and bit down the sausage!

He munched and nodded, “It’s good! So good! Much better than the one we had in The Impossible Quest! Hehe!”

Michu said more than enough because he was kinda scared. He didn’t know whether what he did was just bad and could be considered cheating.

He never had a girlfriend and it just confused him!

But Venomous closed the distance and asked, “Was it really that better?” She glanced at Momo and requested a bite too.

A little embarrassed, Momo raised sausage and Yumi took the same portion like Michu!

She munched, then commented, “Yes. It’s better. Our chef’s future looks promising.”

“Thank you…” Momo thanked both of them, then went to prepare plates!

It was a little different and she felt her heart skipping a beat when Michu came closer to her!

If her bloodline went out of control, the whole nice relationship would get messy and uncomfortable for everyone!

Momo went back to the grill and Venomous sat down not too far away from Michu!

He stood and looked between his two party members, ‘Yumi wasn’t angry.’ He thought. ‘Is it because Momo is a resident? Did I do nothing wrong?’

Acting and saying things were just so different, but nothing seemed wrong here! Michu sighed with relief and returned to Venomous’ side.

Both of them waited for more food.

[You have eaten The Succubus Princess Chef’ Sausage!]

[Your stamina regeneration has increased by 5%]

“You should use your Azure Liquid Control and focus on that nutrient, Michu!” KongFu spoke like the old master he was!

His successor nodded, but the whole poison in the jungle turned different at the same time!

The forest shook and the blood poison gathered in one place!

“Weird… I haven’t read about such a development,” Yumi commented from the side and locked her eyes on the poison taking a humanoid shape.

Momo also approached them and hid behind the monke.

[Hider’s Disciple Lv. ??? HP:??? MP:???]

“I… want… sausage… Give me… sausage!” Hider’s Disciple said.

Michu’s lips bent upward, “Ask Momo! Why are you so bossy?”

“If the Master wants, then I can give him one!” Momo replied.

Lil Monke decided to ask his old friend for a favor, “KongFu, you have good aim!”

The monkey god rolled his eyes, grabbed the sausage in his small form, then hurtled it perfectly into the humanoid poison’s mouth!

It quickly disappeared in its mouth, then Hider’s Disciple roared, “I need more! This is what I’ve been looking for! The high-quality nutrient for my resurrection!”

“This guy needs sausage for resurrection? I think there is something sus!”

“We can bet, can’t we?” Yumi replied.

They were mythic class holders, so even if there was a huge gap, they should be able to deal with it.

This dungeon’s level requirement was around theirs too! It was just highly unlikely for Hider’s Disciple to be that higher level!