I will be The Monkey God! - Chapter 173

Michu’s leveling up began for real.

He couldn’t kill monsters together with Momo for entire EXP gain due to the enemy’s appearance.

But now that Rainbow May had built the mud castle around her, Michu could freely level up with his friends.

Lil Monke’s party was full of women!

“I want to fight first,” Michu said.

It might look like Michu was one of the lucky fellas, the sole male party members, but luck didn’t play any role here.

Neither his strength nor class was the reason for Michu to be surrounded by women!

It was his uniqueness.

Yumi rolled her eyes, “We are about to face level 180 monster, and you want to face him alone?”

“Yeah,” Lil Monke nodded brightly and pushed his Emperor Shi’s staff forward while holding it in the middle, “The weapon has accepted me! I want to fight with stronger opponents! And if I fail, I can rely on you two to save me!”

For many, it would be a waste of time and resources.

But the ladies flashed their radiant smiles at him and agreed wholeheartedly to Michu’s challenges!

“Knight to the rescue!” Illiana joked while slamming her armor around her chest. The heavy sound rang out, and it brought a chuckle out of the monke.

Momo didn’t lose, either, “I will save Master first with my taunt.” She taunted the blonde knight, who was more than willing to polish her taunt abilities.

It seemed like Michu’s challenge was the perfect time for that.

Yumi smiled at everyone and took the lead, “Let’s go.”

Following the snake, the party went to the high leveling ground!

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[Michu Lv. 115]

[The Ghost Poison Butterfly Lv. 185]

“Why poison?” Illiana asked.

“You two will be having fun with taunts, so I might as well refine my poison resistance skills,” Yumi replied with her eyes set on Michu’s back.

She had already planted her poison resistance skill in Michu. It was like vaccination, and her tail was used as a syringe. She planted some resistance within her boyfriend, then looked forward to his struggle.

Other than struggle, what else would this fight be?

The level gap was high, but maybe Michu would be able to suppress it.

She didn’t doubt her boyfriend, but even as Mythic Class, Yumi had foiled her way to her current level.

“I see,” Illiana and Momo nodded.

The knight thought out loud, “If need, we will taunt the monster and stop it. At that time, you will snatch Michu away from its clutches and refine the poison resistance skills.” Illiana cast the side glance with squinted eyes.

Why wouldn’t she?

The refining would be unquestionably the two loves in an embrace with the snake one sucking on the neck to drain all the poison out of her boyfriend!

She would refine the poison resistance skills in such a lewd way!

But from the gossips and some womanly talk, Illiana had long since learned that Yumi and Michu could add skills to each other through sex.

That was The Forbidden Love Skill.

Michu and Yumi had long since done it, and Yumi could step on the poisonous fogs as if they were the clouds.

That was the ability she received from her boyfriend.

As for Michu, he fared better against poisons, but the level gap was the level gap.

Now, he faced reality together with KongFu while the snake grinned as she displayed her advantages.

Her grin widened when KongFu’s scream extended towards them and beyond!

“You know who I am?!” He roared with his wounded dignity.

“How could this monster know who you are, dog KongFu?” Yumi said the thoughts of everyone present around her out loud.

–

KongFu was loud enough to receive an answer from the poison butterfly.

Its wings flapped and pushed forth the poisonous essences straight at his ear-deafening mouth.

Michu wasn’t the target, but for his friend, he dodged.

On the side, Michu immediately stepped onto the golden cloud and rushed at the butterfly, who was a few meters higher from the ground.

His staff extended and scratched the enemy.

Alas, it did not, as the level 180 monster’s agility stats were much higher. Its reactions were matching, and so it avoided the emperor’s staff.

It instantly spun as an answer and let out a whirl of poisonous mist that hurled against Michu!

In response, Michu brought staff before himself, his hand gripping the weapon in the middle.

He circled his staff and formed the powerful fan, which could be mistaken as the wind skill! This would work exceedingly well on the monsters around the same level.

However, regardless of the level gap, Michu’s staff stopped the whirl.

[-540 HP!]

[-545 HP!]

[-520 HP!]

“You took more than 30% of its HP, so you should be content!” KongFu shouted after he assessed the situation.

Michu’s HP continued to drop as he was poisoned before by the butterfly. They had exchanged a few moves, and the monster undoubtedly came as the victor. But even if the poison had laced his blood, Michu carried on with his challenge.

He listened to KongFu and sighed, “I understand…”

Lil Monke took a few steps back, then dropped off his cloud with a faint smile.

Before he hit the ground, Yumi’s snake tail wrapped around his body and pulled him back to her soft embrace.

At that time, the two thunderous voices rang out.

“High Taunt!”

“Look at me, ugly bug!”

–

The party in the game was quite a cheat.

It was used as the royalty the most, however.

But the guilds and other parties didn’t fall behind too much, though.

With proper settings set on, the shared EXP could be passed to one person wholly, making it a cheat.

“How is your dungeon going, Michu?” Yumi asked while trapping the monster through clever usage of her tail.

But as the upper body was so gorgeous, the majority of male species would’ve said ‘Yes’ to such a trap in the monster’s place.

Michu smiled, “It’s an attraction for now.”

His dungeon was an attraction because there was no boss here. His Guardian Tree was part of the dungeon, and it used its branches and bananas as the main objective.

The player could only end the dungeon raid by snatching all bananas from the unstoppable and tricky branches.

It wasn’t dull as Michu used maze and other challenging environments for his dungeon.

Since it was an attraction, no one aimed for rewards, but fun, however, Lil Monke threw some epic bananas as a random reward, and a few lucky players had shared the description of those bananas on the forum.

It triggered a wave of new visitors, and Michu’s Banana Farm was noisy.

His mom took care of it while Michu was absent.

Michu said and smashed the monster with his staff.

[You have killed the Black Abomination Lv. 197.]

“Great,” Yumi flashed her white teeth and carried on with the leveling up.

But on her way toward the monsters, she spotted the group of players whose guild and nicknames were all bare to the world.

Her eyes instantly narrowed, and vile thoughts teemed her little head.

–

“Black Abomination… You are so unworthy of such a title,” The man with blinding white armor shrugged, then sent a casual sword slash at the Black Abomination.

It was a monster of nearly two hundred levels.

Its appearance was that of an amalgam of bugs and animals.

It had a wolf’s torso, spider’s legs, and the head of a mantis.

The Black Abomination hissed at the player and took the slash head-on.

The armored man snickered, “Heh,” He waved his sword, and his ongoing slash became sharper and much more devastating!

It utterly split the mantis’ head, the green blood fountaining out of the body!

He was one of the streamers under The High Heaven Guild.

His popularity was mediocre, to say the least. He topped once at the 20k viewers, but his constant view count remained around 10k views.

But today, he was bound to reach the new record!

“I will exterminate those ugly creatures and reach their boss, the true abomination.” That was precisely the reason for such belief.

The streamed hyped everyone that he had found some unique quest in this land, and he gathered his friends from the guild for this fateful day.

Most of those friends leveraged his popularity, and they just wanted some fame for themselves, however.

With just constant one thousand viewers, one would be able to pay one’s bills and save some money for the future.

And the streaming culture was miraculous. One could reach the top by doing something utterly unexpected, new, or just becoming a different person.

In the same way, one could also fall from the rankings.

These players didn’t know that all of them would fall to the very bottom because of the particular snake praying at them from the shadows.

The snake’s luscious lips parted, “Dog KongFu… A few golden bananas.”

“Piss Mana, I assume?” KongFu snickered and ignored the insult.

“Piss Mana indeed.”