I’ll Move the Bricks, and Go To the Face-slapped Daughter-in-law - Chapter 85
The immortal years are boundless.
There is always something to do to be less boring.
Naturally, Chu Xi and An Cheng have something to do—
fall in love.
But if you talk about love for too long and too long, you still want to do something else.
In particular, the two have lived until modern times because of longevity.
This inevitably evoked Chu Xi’s memory.
“Do you want to visit the mortal world?”
Chu Xi smiled and asked An Cheng.
An Cheng was taken aback: “Isn’t it said that the mortal world is so muddy, will you be contaminated with filth if you go down?”
Chu Xi smiled: “This is just a lie weaved by the immortals, so you don’t have to go to your heart. The following is quite fun. I think back then, I too…”
Having said that, she didn’t go on.
After travelling to this world, she has not concealed anything from An Cheng for many years with An Cheng, but she did not say anything about the journey.
It’s not because of anything else, but because I don’t want the other party to know that I’m just a tool person who lives in the background world.
An Cheng didn’t notice this sentence, because she was attracted by the previous sentence: “What lie? Why is it a lie?”
Regarding the filth of the mortal world, it has long been common sense in the upper world.
Countless people talk about the discoloration in the mortal world, they are afraid of causing and effect in the mortal world.
In particular, it is said that the immortal world’s “being down to earth” has become the biggest punishment.
These are already the consensus of everyone, so how can they be just a lie?
Chu Xi smiled and said, “It is indeed a lie. The immortal family said that, but it was just to demean the human race and elevate itself. As for the immortals, they do not want to be demoted, not because they are afraid of contaminating the mortal dust, but because the life span of mortals is too short. Far less than the immortal family’s longevity. Everyone wants to live more, it’s normal.
Hey?
Is that right?
An Orange blinked.
Chu Xi read her meaning from her expression and explained it seriously: “Actually, if you think about it, what is the real difference between the heavens and the human world? Naturally, there are many greed and desires in the human world, but how can the fairy world be a paradise? If the immortal world really has no desires and no desires, then everyone should be equal. Why should there be various official positions? Why are the Jade Emperors so high? Why are there military generals and ministers? Why are the official positions of the heavenly soldiers and generals distinct? Do you remember when you traveled to the west, When a general rolling shutter breaks a glass lamp, he will be knocked down by the Jade Emperor. To put it bluntly, the life and death of the people below are just a word from the superior.”
An Orange was dumb.
She really hadn’t considered this.
But she still knows the story of Journey to the West.
Chu Xi was very interested when Monkey King made a noise in the Temple of Heaven and Tang Seng Journey to the West, and he took her to watch the whole journey.
At the beginning, Chu Xi was weird, saying that Monkey King and the story of Journey to the West were her childhood, and she must see it with her own eyes.
Although An Cheng didn’t understand well, she was too lazy to ask.
Anyway, they have known each other’s big and small things for thousands of years, and because of the long time, many things have been remembered and forgotten, forgotten and remembered…Slowly, she didn’t bother to ask about many things.
Anyway, there is fun to watch, just follow it.
In fact, she has forgotten a lot of the past about Journey to the West.
But after listening to Chu Xi’s reminder, he also remembered a little.
Well, it seems to be true.
That monk named Sha, used to be a general rolling shutter, because he accidentally broke a glass lamp, he was shot down by the Jade Emperor.
Chu Xi smiled: “Remember it?”
“Ok!”
An Orange nodded.
“I didn’t feel anything before. Now that I think about it, it seems that there is a problem. People didn’t mean it, so the Jade Emperor was so angry.”
“not only that.”
Chu Xi smiled faintly.
“Actually, you have to pay for your work, and you have to give you holidays. When you get old, you have to allow people to retire. But this Jade Emperor not only does not pay labor, but also allows people to serve him endlessly. Good service. If it’s not good, it’s going to be angered. It’s just a cup. It’s just a matter of breaking the deduction from the salary. He’s going to be angered and devalued. It’s really too much.
An Cheng’s eyes widened, and she was stunned.
She really didn’t know how to pay for her wages, and she didn’t know what other holidays, retirement, etc., at this time, it was all sorts of clouds and mists.
However, it sounds like it should.
“Are there any wages in the world? Also, are there holidays and retirement?”
An Cheng asked Chu Xi curiously.
“of course.”
Chu Xi was still quite proud of this.
“Human wisdom is infinite. The human world, with the accumulation of time, has also been made more and more perfect.”
She was telling the truth.
At the same time, as a human, she herself has more appreciation for humans.
An Cheng was even more surprised: “Really? Doesn’t it mean that the human race is the weakest race? They are like ants in the mortal dust, how can they build the world? Not to mention that they are becoming more and more perfect.”
She could have heard that the human race lives on the basis of immortals. Therefore, there is a legend of praying to God and worshiping Buddha.
However, Chu Xi shook his head: “It’s not the case. The human race is indeed the weakest. However, they have endless wisdom, perseverance, and accumulation passed down from generation to generation. After five thousand years, they are early I have become the master of the world and built this world very well. I heard that it is now possible to go to Mars.”
“Mars?”
An Cheng was surprised.
“Yeah. That’s another planet in space.”
Speaking of this, Chu Xi was full of admiration and gratification.
“Humans are really amazing. They have thoroughly studied the mysteries of this earth and all kinds of life. In terms of technology, medicine, and world architecture… they are getting stronger and stronger. It is just around the corner to surpass the heavens and humans. Even their military power has surpassed the fairy family’s magic power.”
“what?!”
An Orange was shocked.
“Is that so powerful?”
“Of course. The power of nuclear weapons has surpassed the magic of the fairy family. The inventions of mobile phones, computers, networks, videos, etc. have also surpassed the magic of the fairy world. The development of medicine and agronomy has already had its results. Reversing life and death has also given more and more people the hope of survival.”
Chu Xi was proud.
“So, the current mortal world is really much better than you and some immortals imagined.”
“Then I’m going to see and see!”
An Cheng’s thoughts have been completely moved.
“Okay.”
Chu Xi smiled.
“Let’s go down here.”
For her, this is also considered a revisit.
The world!
long time no see!
Especially the mortal world with advanced technology!
Computers, mobile phones, WIFI, air conditioners…ahhhhhh, here I am! !
As the existence of a surpassing immortal saint, the first supreme Chu Xi is as happy as a child at this moment.
Of course, she is not a child, but the wisdom of an adult.
Therefore, before going down to earth, she went to the God of Wealth and asked him for a lot of money.
She is the supreme of heaven and earth, an existence that transcends everything.
When the God of Wealth saw her, he was flattered and naturally asked her to be omnipotent.
Therefore, after Chu Xi and An Cheng descended, they were directly promoted to rich women.
Chu Xi had a refreshing attempt to feel that he was getting rich overnight.
Hey, she discovered for the first time:
Getting rich overnight is not the same as getting rich yourself.
The latter is more fulfilling and more fulfilling. After all, it is the wealth that I have gained step by step.
But the former… is even better!
It’s so cool!
Unused money falls from the sky.
There is no need to work **** your own.
…
Hey, don’t feel so comfortable!
In the mortal world, money can really buy almost everything!
So, if you have money, you have almost everything!
Chu Xi first bought a big house, finely decorated, a full set of high-end furniture, and moved in with bags.
Then buy a computer, buy a mobile phone, pull the network cable…
Then, the days of wifi, air conditioning, and watermelon began!
Lying in the air-conditioned room every day, eating watermelon while blowing on the air conditioner, then chasing the old childhood drama, and occasionally brushing the short video of sand sculpture…
On this day, I must be better than gods!
Chu Xi finally found the joy of being a human being.
And happier than before crossing.
—Because now there is inexhaustible money. haha.
She still does.
Ancheng is even more happy in it.
An Orange, who came through hard cultivation, experienced the happiness of modern high-tech for the first time, and was so happy that she flew up.
Moreover, she is more obsessed with the world’s food delivery than air-conditioning, WIFI, and watermelon.
In the past, there was nothing to eat in the Chaos World, only the Chaos Spiritual Energy.
Later, when she arrived in the prehistoric world, she continued to cultivate hard, and naturally she didn’t enjoy the desire to speak much.
Later, she was able to see Yueming, and she finally surpassed everything with Chu Xi, and became the existence above the saint. She no longer had to worry about strong enemies, let alone life and death.
There are only two people and one unicorn, traveling around.
At that time, she could have eaten something good.
However, years of hard work has made her forget her desire to speak.
And those immortal cultivators do not need to eat. Occasionally eating some flat peaches is just to improve one’s way, or to temper one’s physique.
With such a purpose, how can the meal be pure?
An Orange is enough to watch.
She followed Chu Xi, her strength was already above the saint.
It can be said that in the process of cultivation, there is no desire or desire.
Naturally, there is no need to eat those flat peach elixir and the like.
Now I came to the world, followed Chu Xi and watched various short videos of food, and I was tempted in an instant—
Hey?
Does food have such a big charm?
Good food?
Since I bear the word “beauty”, I naturally want to try it!
With this thought, An Cheng began to try the food journey.
At the beginning, she wanted to follow the food tutorial in the short video to cook for herself, but unfortunately failed.
Chu Xi smiled spontaneously and took her out to eat.
The two of them tasted all kinds of delicacies in the city.
After eating in the city, I started to go outside the city again.
Then go to the province.
Finally go abroad.
At the beginning, Ancheng still wanted to use his feet.
—After all, with their abilities, they can fly wherever they think.
However, Chu Xi smiled and blocked: “Let me show you the wisdom of mankind.”
Hey?
“Human wisdom?”
An Cheng fluttered with big eyes, full of excitement and curiosity.
After coming to this world, she has already felt too much “human wisdom”.
Chu Xi smiled and said nothing.
Then, they got on the car, got on the train, got on the high-speed rail, high-speed train, plane, yacht…
Ancheng followed the sky into the sea, all kinds of cool and crooked.
She finally believed more and more in the “human wisdom” that Chu Xi said.
And “human wisdom” is more than that.
When An Cheng missed the air conditioner in the room and didn’t want to go out, but missed the food outside, Chu Xi told her: “There is something in this world, it’s called takeaway.
As a result, Ancheng embarked on the no-return path of daily ordering for take-out.
Whatever you want to eat, just search the Internet, click a few times, and someone will automatically deliver it to your door.
—Of course, she didn’t understand, she actually paid for the points when she ordered them.
Chu Xi spoiled her with a smile, and didn’t tell her about the money.
On the contrary, she also told An Cheng: Actually, you can get it with just two clicks. In addition to takeaways, there are also online shopping.
As a result, An Cheng joined the online shopping army and became the woman behind a certain horse.
Then, she found that little by little, in addition to takeaway and online shopping, you can also play online games and recharge.
It has been a long time since she left the world of fighting and killing.
Since the Great Lich War, the gods have moved to the Nine Heavens.
And the saints are even above the ninefold.
She and Chu Xi took the unicorn cubs, and they were even outside the sky.
The fights and killings of the world once were completely far away from them.
Of course she doesn’t like fighting.
The days outside the sky are also peaceful and beautiful.
However, after thousands of years of calm, sometimes I still think back to the past.
Those fights in the game are really vivid!
After groping for a while, An Cheng was completely caught in it.
Therefore, he joined the online game Kryptonium army without hesitation and became the woman behind another certain horse.
She enjoys the happiness of Krypton Gold to the fullest.
Anyway, just buy something short of it.
As for what it means to pay, she doesn’t understand.
Chu Xi watched as his wife was as happy as the landlord’s stupid son, and followed with joy.
She likes her woman being so simple and happy.
Chu Xi prefers to chase dramas and essays.
A little review of various childhood TV.
All kinds of web articles have been chased down one by one.
Have fun.
The two became full of otaku girls.
And the unicorn cubs also enjoy everything that modern pets enjoy.
Not only delicious canned dogs, but also fun cat climbing frames, and even various pet toys…
Chu Xi looked at the unicorn cub who was chasing the fur ball toy around, a little amused: this man must have forgotten that he was the ancestor unicorn who was once a mega power in the world.
I have forgotten it a long time ago.
For thousands of years pretending to be puppies and selling cute, Zu Qilin has long forgotten his original glory.
After coming to modern society, it completely aroused all pets’ surroundings.
And reluctant to think about Shu: Ooo~~~ This is the life you should enjoy as a pet.
The unicorn cub is happy.
Occasionally I took a peek at the short video in Chu Xi’s hand, and found that some cute pet scenes often appeared in the short video, and he was a little disdainful:
Where is this cute?
It’s clearly far behind me.
Meow a cat, if this cute pet becomes the first cute pet, he will surely kill that bunch of coquettish **** in seconds!
So, it ran to rub Chuxi.
When Chu Xi watched the cute pet short video, I went to Chu Xi.
He looked up at Chu Xi, and his wet eyes were full of flattery and pleading: Director Master, I also want to make a video, I also want to show my cuteness, I am the world’s number one cute pet!
“Puff~!”
Chu Xi smiled.
She has the ability to infer everything in the world.
It’s just that this ability is really boring to use, so I haven’t used it deliberately for a long time.
But even if she didn’t use it deliberately, she could understand the look in the unicorn cub’s eyes.
So she laughed and said, “Do you want to auction cute videos and put them online?”
“Woo~Woo~”
The unicorn cub nodded frantically, his eyes hot.
Seeing that this guy was so tempted, Chu Xi smiled: “Okay. You can shoot it yourself and put it on.”
After speaking, he pointed to a room behind him: “This room will be used by you in the future. I will make a video for you.”
“Oh! Ooh~!”
The unicorn cub was happily spinning around in circles.
In this way, the three have their own things.
An Orange manipulates the keyboard and mouse in front of the large-screen computer, throwing himself into the game world.
The gold with the most krypton, put the most powerful big move, get the greatest sense of coolness.
And Chu Xi was chasing the drama in front of another computer with a huge screen.
At the same time, holding a mobile phone in his hand, occasionally scanning the Internet.
The unicorn cub was in his room, setting up the machine, lighting up, and turning on the filter, tumbling about performing arts cutely, showing himself.
Its fans are now over one million.
And it’s all real fans, I haven’t brushed it at all.
Countless people cheered for it in the comment area, calling it “His Majesty Pet”!
It can be said that everyone has their own happiness.
A family of three people together.
Unspeakable pleasure!
Only then did Chu Xi understand: Actually, there is nothing wrong with the house.
A house without any pressure, in fact, really, very comfortable and comfortable~
However, this time, it is no longer because of social terror and evasion of personnel.
Rather, I really enjoy the “house” itself.
In other words, it’s not a house.
But rest.
Rest your body, and spirit.
Really, very comfortable, very comfortable.
This trip to the earth is really, very happy~
It also let her completely let go of the knot: In fact, any state is correct. As long as it’s not for escape, it’s good to live as you want.
Life is a journey that belongs only to oneself.
How you want to live is nothing but your own freedom, without any guilt.
It turns out that life, no matter which path is taken, is correct.
No matter what the state, it is beautiful.
Because life itself is beautiful:)
And the experience of life is practice.
The author has something to say: a chapter on the fat side, dedicated to everyone.
I wish everyone happy~