I’m a Courteous and Honorable Man, Not a Devil - Chapter 304

King Lu gave birth to a child while crossing the immortal robbery. He took the opportunity to collect the wool of the universe source sea, which not only filled the source of the deficit in giving birth to his children, but also let the children enjoy the benefits. This wave of operation is really a little out of the sky.

But what Ni Kun really cares about is

“So, you just threw your newborn baby in the side hall alone, and you can’t wait to show off to me? Are you such a mother?”

“Ha?” Lu Moyan looked surprised: “I have given birth to your daughter. What do you want me to do?”

“…” Ni Kun was speechless.

However, considering that Lu Xiyan was born in Shura, both men and women are a group of rough embryos. I’m afraid they really don’t know how to take care of the baby, so Ni Kun didn’t bother to tell her more.

He glared at King Lu angrily and strode into the side hall to see his daughter.

Lu Xiyan smiled, followed him in and said, “I tell you, that little guy is very fierce. Don’t underestimate her. She’s not a fuel-efficient lamp…”

Just as he was talking, a white shadow passed Ni Kun’s eyes and rushed to Lu Xiyan. Lu Xiyan shouted, “look, look, I said she was super fierce!”

Ni Kun looked sideways and saw a white and fat baby, jumping on Lu Xiyan, holding her skirt tightly with his two small hands, and his head arched on her chest.

King Lu, who cut people without blinking, looked panicked. He blocked the baby’s face arched in her chest with one hand and grabbed the baby’s short legs with the other hand, trying to pull her off himself.

But the baby’s strength was unexpected. Two small hands clung to her skirt, but they didn’t let go. Lu Xiyan didn’t dare to do too much. For fear of hurting the baby, he could only make a threat:

“What are you doing? Don’t spit on my clothes! Oh, you still want to bite me? Hurry down to me… If you don’t obey me, I’ll do it! Don’t think I’m reluctant to beat you just when you were born!”

Watching King Lu struggling with the baby, Ni Kun put his hand on his forehead and said nothing: “is this little guy really your own? Don’t pick it up casually?”

“Of course it’s my own!” Lu Xiyan bared his teeth and cracked his mouth. While fighting with the baby, he said, “where do you want me to pick up a baby?”

“Since it’s your own, you should feed her quickly!”

“What?”

“I said, the little guy is hungry and wants to eat milk. Feed her quickly!”

“Ah? Isn’t she going to bite me?”

“Bite you ghost! She’s looking for milk!”

Lu Xiyan smiled: “I said how she threw herself at me as soon as she landed. I thought she blamed me for hiding her in my stomach for too long and hated me.”

“Stop talking nonsense and feed her.”

“But how? Why don’t you demonstrate first?”

“……”

If it weren’t for her daughter’s sake, Ni Kun has now smashed Lu Xiyan’s head with a hammer to wake her up.

The chicken flies and the dog jumps for a while. Finally, with the help of Ni Kun, the little guy lies in Lu Xiyan’s arms and eats milk.

Lu Xiyan sat in a chair, holding the baby awkwardly on his face, and complained, “little children are really troublesome. They are so picky in taste. They have to eat milk. They are really not like our children.”

Ni Kun glanced at her angrily: “then do you expect the newborn baby to be like us, anything can be stuffed into his mouth?”

Lu Xiyan nodded and said, “yes, if only that were good, throw a pile of spirit stones to her, and she can cook by herself.”

Ni Kun sneered: “according to this, when you were just born, your parents gave you money directly. Do you buy something to eat yourself?”

“Then I don’t remember.” Lu Xiyan thought and said seriously, “but with my self-care ability, what you said is also very possible.”

“I’ll go!” Ni Kun was too lazy to say more to the guy who had no common sense, and looked at the baby in her arms with pity.

Different from ordinary babies.

Ni Kun’s daughter, who had been in her womb for more than 1000 years, took advantage of her mother’s opportunity to cross the immortal robbery, and made a lot of money with her mother in the source of the universe. She was born an immortal body – there’s nothing wrong. Because she accompanied her mother to cross the immortal robbery in her womb and earned the origin, she had a semi immortal yuan God and physique, and she was still the powerful physique of Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan.

So the little guy is fat and white when he lands. He looks like a full-year-old child. He also has steel muscles, iron bones, infinite strength and the ability to fly.

This little guy is a very dangerous creature.

Because although she has a half immortal yuan God and physique, her current intelligence is similar to that of a newborn baby. If she is allowed to toss around, it will definitely be an unimaginable disaster – throwing this uncontrollable baby into the secular world, I’m afraid the world will soon be the end of the world.

Fortunately, her parents have the ability to suppress her and can stand her tossing.

“The little guy looks very beautiful.” Ni Kun stretched out his finger and touched the baby’s small face: “his face is like me, his eyebrows, eyes and nose are like you. He must be a great beauty in the future.”

Lu Xiyan glanced at the corner of his mouth: “is your focus wrong? It should be said that it is our kind. This steel tendon and iron bone, this natural divine power, will be able to play like me in the future.”

“Your concern is outrageous.” Ni Kun snorted and teased the baby’s pink face: “my daughter will follow me in the future. She is a gentle and kind little princess who knows books and gifts…”

“Ha ha.” Lu Xiyan sneered and glanced sideways at Ni Kun: “I remember someone bragging about what his childhood title was? Hot judge, jade faced evil star, annihilating Ni Kun?”

“You remember wrong.” Ni Kun’s face did not change: “when I was a teenager, I was called unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness and good virtue.”

“Hehe, you can blow it at will. No one will expose you anyway.” Lu Xiyan snorted and said impatiently, “how long will this little guy have to eat? It’s been so long, why hasn’t he finished yet…”

“An ordinary baby can only eat about 5ml for the first meal after birth.” Ni Kun said, “but our little guy is a fairy fetus, which must be different from an ordinary baby. In other words, have you found that she seems to be growing up?”

Lu Xiyan lowered his head and glanced at the little guy in his arms:

“It’s growing. It’s growing very fast. In a short time, the body length has increased by half a foot, and the weight has increased by about ten kilograms… But isn’t this quite normal? According to my experience, children can grow into adults in a twinkling of an eye…”

Ni Kun scoffed: “you can’t even feed. Where’s the ghost experience? You just sit around for ten or twenty years. Of course, children have grown up. This experience is not reliable at all.”

After carefully observing the baby for a while, he said, “but our little guy really grows very fast. Well, she has been in your stomach for more than 1000 years. It’s reasonable to grow so fast.”

Nezha stayed in his mother’s stomach for three years and six months. When he landed, he could run, jump, fight and kill. He brought his own equipment.

Although Ni Kun’s daughter is not equipped, she has been pregnant for more than 1000 years. It’s not surprising that she is half immortal and grows faster.

“It’s a good thing to grow fast anyway.” Lu Xiyan looked at the little guy growing while eating. Don’t mention how happy he was: “I’m impatient to serve the little boy. I’d better grow up quickly so that I can teach her to fight.”

Ni Kun glanced at Lu Xiyan and said faintly, “don’t worry about your daughter’s education. Just leave it to me.”

Lu Xiyan followed the good example: “OK, you can fight anyway.”

Ni Kun jumped twice in the corner of his eye and changed the topic as if nothing had happened: “have you thought of your daughter’s name?”

Lu Xiyan said, “didn’t you say it long ago? The name of a son is Ni yongxiao, and the name of a daughter is Ni Yongren.”

Before Ni Kun protested, the little guy who was eating milk raised his head and said, “I don’t want to call Ni Yongren!”

Well, for a short time, she looked like a three-year-old baby, and even her intelligence developed.

It is reasonable to say that without education, even if the body grows, wisdom cannot grow. Just like those wolf children raised by wolves, they are like wolves in both behavior mode and thinking mode.

But Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan’s daughter were not taught. After listening to Ni Kun’s dialogue for a while, they learned to speak and have clear thinking ability.

This is the magic of the natural immortal body nourished by the source sea of the universe at the time of birth.

In addition, when the little guy was suckling, it seemed that he not only got the nutrients needed for rapid growth from the milk, but also got a lot of knowledge from Lu Xiyan.

Ni Kun was pleased that the little guy didn’t seem to become like her mother. At least he clearly expressed his dissatisfaction with the name “Ni Yongren”.

“What do adults say? What do children talk about?” Lu Xiyan didn’t think it was strange that a newborn child could talk. He thought it was a natural phenomenon. He said, “what’s your name and which round you decide? You have to listen to your parents!”

With tears in his big eyes, the little guy looked at Ni Kun: “Dad, mom is unreasonable…”

The sound of dad almost Melted Ni Kun’s heart. He said happily, “your mother is unreasonable and we ignore her. Dad, I’ll think of a good name for you… Well, why don’t you just call Ni Lu? Ni Kun’s Ni, Lu Xiyan’s Lu?”

“…” the little girl blinked twice and said, “Dad, can’t you name me? Please help me name me. Can’t you name me very well?”

With that, he stared at Ni Kun and continued to nurse.

She really inherited a lot of her mother’s knowledge and memory from her mother’s milk. She knew that her Shigong, Shura Wang Yang Zheng, was very good at naming girls.

However, the memory she inherited did not seem to be complete, at least she did not know that her Shigong had fallen.

“Your Shigong can’t give you a name. It’s up to your father.”

Ni Kun stroked his daughter’s already luxuriant soft hair and sighed:

“Believe me, I’m really good at naming… Well, since you don’t like the name Ni Lu, the name will be put on hold for the time being. Let’s give you a nickname first… You are born with infinite power and copper skin and iron bone, so you might as well call it hem!”

“…” not only did the little guy want to cry without tears, but even Lu Xiyan was speechless: “I said, is there any inevitable connection between infinite power, copper skin and iron bone and the nickname hem?”

“No.” Ni Kun shook his head: “I think this nickname is very easy to talk about. It sounds nice and cute. It’s quite suitable for our daughter.”

After that, he nodded again: “it’s so decided. The big name is put aside for the time being, and the small name is hem!”

“……”

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