I’m Afraid It’s a Salted Fish - Chapter 11

Before Chi Song was too happy, Zhou Yaming called.

Of course she didn’t come to celebrate, this praise is nothing to her.

She informed Chi Song that she shouldn’t raise her at home, there is a variety show looking for you.

Chi Song was taken aback: “I won’t be funny.”

Zhou Yaming: “It’s not for you to talk crosstalk.”

Chi Counsel continued: “…I have never been to a variety show.”

Zhou Yaming: “Congratulations, for the first time in life, variety shows, the platform is not bad.”

Chi counsel: “…Thank you.”

Zhou Yaming paused over the phone before saying, “I haven’t signed it yet. If you have any questions or comments, please tell me.”

Chi Song knows that in general, such agents will not come to solicit the opinions of celebrities. If you have oil and water fishing, you sign it first, especially Zhou Yaming, who is known in the industry for her spiteful eyes. It is the best, but it must be the most suitable for you at this stage.

Others give him a face, he can’t help but toss.

But Chi Song still reasonably raised his own question: “I have always played other people. I don’t know what I am like.”

After questioning the exit, Chi Song was shocked by his worries.

…God, so philosophy.

And Zhou Yaming easily smashed his philosophical thinking with only one sentence: “You can rest assured that this time is “The Law of God”. You don’t need to play anyone, just live.”

Chi Song immediately felt relieved.

As “Starry Lights” unfolded throughout the week, Chi Song was energetic and went to “The Law of God” as a guest.

The rules of this variety show are similar to Battle Royale. Before the show starts, the fixed MC and the guests will each get a backpack with the props and a certain amount of chips that everyone can get.

The ultimate goal of the game is to grab chips, which can be negotiated, outsmarted, or even robbed violently.

After two days and one night, whoever can get the most chips will get 100,000 yuan bonus.

…It can be said to be very cruel.

The ratings of “God’s Law” have been popular all the time, a big reason is this cruel game system. The audience likes to whip melon seeds and blow the air conditioner at home, and see the bright stars of Ping Nikko vigorously tear X in order to survive.

Chi Song didn’t care about winning or losing, because he saw Zhu Ziqi in the guest list and Li Qiuli.

-All played roles in the family drama “Coming and Going”.

Chi Song and Zhu Ziqi are brothers and sisters, and Li Qiuli is a bear child who is bullying Chi Song.

…It seems that the theme of this issue is “Childhood Memories”.

Before Chi Song left, Song Zhihuai said worriedly: “Don’t fight with others, don’t run too fast, you have a knee injury, you can deal with it. It’s a big deal. Your husband wholesales a lot of chips for you to leave at home, it’s you of.”

Chi Songnao made up for the scene where he was swimming in the same ball as the ocean ball, and he was in a good mood. He pulled the luggage and hummed “Chong’er Fei” on the road.

When he arrived at the recording site, he first met Li Qiuli.

Li Qiuli’s eyes lit up, not waiting for Chi Song to put his luggage. Without saying anything, it was a burst of love greetings: “What about cats? What about cats?”

Li Qiuli is a pure and natural cat slave. He loves cats. When he was filmed as a kid, he picked up a small orange cat with severe asthma near the trash bin. The parents of Li’s parents were allergic to cats and refused to let him raise them. He cried his nose and came to Chi Song, asking if he could raise it.

Chi Song was raised, and now the little orange cat has grown into a huge creature, named “Li Dazhong”. It often lies on the window of Chi Song’s family, overlooking his miles of mountains and rivers.

Relying on the cat, Li Qiuli and Chi Song formed a profound revolutionary friendship.

Chi Song reluctantly said: “I can’t always be handsome.”

Li Qiuli officially immediately released Chi Song: “Then what are you doing, go back and go back.”

Chi Song took two steps and turned back: “I took a photo of handsome and Dazhong.”

Li Qiu Li suddenly resurrected: “Show me.”

Chi Song: “No.”

Li Qiuli: “Sing praise, give it to me.”

Chi Song lost goose bumps, and the first thing was to look around for cameras.

When he found a camcorder with a green light in the corner, he was not very good.

He asked a staff member who stood aside and smiled: “Will this episode be broadcast?”

The staff smiled and said: “May be placed in the egg outside.”

Chi Song thought, over, Mr. Song is going to be jealous.

…But there is still a little anticipation.

After a moment of meditation, Song Zhihuai looked jealous and shook M Chi Song’s sweet face.

Li Qiuli, who was still on the side, was still trying to blackmail Chi Song’s photo: “I will give you all your chips by then.”

Chi Song raised his eyelids: “Really?”

Li Qiuli: “Really.”

Facts have proved that the words of variety artists cannot be believed.

When someone sucked enough cats and brazenly forwarded all the cat photos and videos in Chi Song’s mobile phone to his mobile phone, he even said to Chi Song solemnly after the show began: “Ode to praise, From now on, I will be your enemy, don’t be merciful to me.”

Chi Song thought, this man is really bad.

According to the rules, guests should hand over all their personal belongings after the game starts, including mobile phones, keys, wallets, and cannot carry any food and water. The backpacks distributed to them contain compressed biscuits and three bottles of mineral water. They can also spend two days and one night without having to eat or drink.

Generally speaking, in this antagonistic variety show, the new guests can’t pull their faces down to tear X, and they will definitely try to partner.

Zhu Ziqi originally wanted to go with Chi Song, but a regular young MC Chen Yi invited her.

Chi Song noticed the expression of Chen Yi looking at Zhu Ziqi. His eyes were bright and his lips were smiling. His face was full of liking and shyness.

… Chi Song decided to abdicate to let the virtuous, sacrifice himself, and benefit others.

As for Li Qiuli, who often mixes in various kinds of variety shows, since others have publicly announced that they should not show mercy to him, Chi Song feels that he should satisfy his wish.

Recording officially started.

After a bit of gag, the whistle sounded, and Chi Song immediately took his backpack and rushed out quickly, followed by a first-rate follow-up master.

Finding a lonely place among the bushes of wild grass, Chi Song squatted down and began to check his backpack.

In addition to eating and drinking, Chi Song’s backpack has a blue chip card, a hardware box, and a locator with a sending function.

This means that Chi Song has a GPS that can locate the position of all other MCs and guests, which can be said to be very powerful in terms of risk avoidance.

But again, he does not have any weapons that can be attacked.

And he has the smallest number of chips, and he must find a way to **** others’ chips.

Chi Song thought about it, opened the hardware box, picked up the positioner again, and began to disassemble.

I’m stupid with the master.

Chi Songman skillfully disassembled the locator, and at the same time disassembled and talked to the master: “I want to change it into a sender, just change the two lines.”

Follow the master waterfall waterfall Khan.

Chi Song dismantled for a long time, studying how to weld the wire, and suddenly remembered something, suddenly raised his head: “Is it necessary to pay for the damage to the equipment?”

The master master was amused, but he shook his camera dutifully and signaled not to use it.

Chi Song was relieved and began to do things with confidence.

In foreign countries, things are broken. If you find a repairman, the labor cost is particularly expensive, so in terms of mechanical maintenance, Chi Song is self-taught.

Chi Song quickly finished the work, picked up the transmitter that was rebuilt, and said cat-waisted, “I’m going to contact them.”

Follow the master: “?????”

Chi Song chose the red dot furthest from him on the positioning screen, and then sent a signal.

In a confusion of signal noises, Li Qiuli’s voice passed vaguely: “Hey, hello? Who?”

Before departure, Chi Song found that each guest had a headset.

The chip of the sender must be installed in a hidden place that is not easy to be found, and the headset should be the most hidden place.

Chi Song held the transmitter in his left hand and spread it into his palm with his right hand, learning the way it appeared in Japanese dramas, tapping the throat position regularly with his fingers, deliberately simulating mechanical sounds, one plate at a time, coldly said: “… …Hello, God is dead, I am a demon. In this game I ask you to abandon God’s rules and obey my devil’s rules. So, you must follow my instructions.”

Li Qiuli quickly accepted the setting: “OK.”

Follow the master: “…”

Chi Song’s routine is to tell everyone that the devil and God are fighting. Now, the devil has the upper hand and takes the place of God.

Playing the “God” Chi Song little devil, asking everyone to reach the entrance of a cave within half an hour, throwing their backpacks in, the devil will take out their chips, reduce their number of chips to one, and let them compete Even more cruel.

If you don’t reach the deadline, or deliberately pay less chips, the devil has the right to erase their existence, that is, force them to quit the game.

Soon, the fixed MC Chen Yi and Zhu Ziqi who had a crush on Zhu Ziqi also received notices of “devil” respectively.

Zhu Ziqi was a little stunned: “Is there such a rule?”

Chen Yi was very calm and commented quite experiencedly: “…It’s normal. The program team often does something like this. Once the game was half-played, the program team also notified that all of us with weapons in our hands Throw away your weapons, because that day happens to be World Peace Day.”

Chen Yiyue said more confidently: “…It’s all gimmicks. In this way, each of us has only one bargaining chip, and the competition is even more cruel….But it doesn’t matter, I am protecting you, you can rest assured.”

Everyone has no God perspective. Almost everyone thinks this is the effect of the show. It feels a little strange that Zhu Ziqi is not good to say anything.

In order not to be wiped out and forced to retire, everyone obediently went to the cave where Chi Song was hiding and threw a backpack into it.

Chi Song hid in the dark, taking chips to get his hands soft.

Those who took away the chips also checked again when they took back the thrown backpacks. There were a lot of food, water and props, and I didn’t think about it. I only lamented that the program crew was really human. After complaining, I was still deeply involved. In the battle for chips.

No one noticed that Chi Song disappeared.

He had already received the largest number of chips and returned to the base, blowing the air conditioner and drinking milk tea to sleep in the hotel, which was very moist.

When the starting gun sounded, Chen Yi, who had first-class physical fitness and struggled to grab three chips, was preparing to cheer. Everyone heard the director’s effort to laugh from the speaker: “Announce the final winner’s chips, a total of thirty-seven. Pieces. Chi Songsheng.”