I’m Harry Potter - Chapter 2

I woke up to a white ceiling and a stern-looking nurse. The entire morning was spent answering questions and doing tests. When I was finally left alone I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I have black hair and green eyes, the scar on my forehead is faded you have to look close to see it. I’m a pretty cute kid and hopefully a handsome man in the years to come. Leaving the bathroom its time to think of a plan. The Dursleys are dead so I have no guardians at the moment. I could try to sneak away and leave the hospital, but that would make me a missing child and cause a headache later down the line.

Dumbledore will probably know the Dursleys are dead soon Mrs. Figg will find out sooner or later and tell him. I know Dumbledore puts Harry with the Dursleys because the protection his mother gave him would be strongest with his blood relations around. Not because he’s some evil overlord hiding behind a grandfatherly smile. Dumbles new that although the dark lord disappeared his followers are still around. What makes a dark lord scary is not only his strength but his followers. One man no matter how strong can’t fight the entire world alone. Although putting Harry with the Dursleys protected him from death eaters it also put him at the mercy of the Dursleys, but at least he would be alive.

I agree with dumbledore he made the right choice, but should I stay and see what happens or leave somehow and hide until I get the Hogwarts letter? If I hide until Hogwarts I’ll have more freedom to practice magic and other things. I want to leave but how do I do it without becoming a missing child. I would like to return to the non-magical world later without a newspaper article saying ‘Missing child found after 3 years’. I would have to memory charm some people and edit some paperwork. If no one knows I’m missing theirs nothing to worry about. Dumbledore wouldn’t dare say I’m missing because it would start a death eater search party. He would look for me though which would be annoying.

Now the question is how do I even memory charm them. I have no idea how to use magic yet and even if I did how do you erase or edit someone’s memory? So I did what every Fanfic would do use the loophole that is a house-elf. First I tried asking for Potter elves but none came. So either they died, found new Masters, or Lilly freed them since I doubt she would like slavery.

“If there are any free house-elves please come here,” I said and immediately regretted it. An unknown amount of pops later and house elves filled my hospital room. What looks to be about 30 house-elves were looking at me with their big eyes and floppy ears. I was stunned for a bit as I didn’t expect so many.

“I be mimsy you’s calling us elves sir?” Said mimsy the female elf. Waking me from my stupor I clear my throat.

“Yes, I called you my name is Harry Potter nice to meet you.” I said hoping to make a good impression, elves treated well will do anything for their master. While elves treated badly will ruin your plans just look at Dobby. The elves look at me with stars in their eyes then start huddling together and whispering to each other. Then Mimsy walks out and bows.

“What the great Harry Potter be needing from us?” Mimsy seems to have become their representative.

“I would like to ask if any of you want to bond with me and become potter elves?” I asked waiting for a response. What I saw was little elves hopping up and down with smiles on their faces and tears in their eyes. I guess that’s a yes? They huddle up again and Mimsy comes with their decision which was an obvious yes.

“So how do I bond with you guys? Will it hurt or anything?” I asked hoping it’s easy and quick so I can start implementing my plans.

“All you’s has to do is touch our hand and we does the rest.” Mimsy said stretching her hand out. I meet her halfway and we clasp our hands together.

“Mimsy pledges herself to serve the great Harry Potter.” She said and there was a small light from our hands and I could feel a connection between us feeding on some energy in my body which I guess is my magic. I couldn’t keep the smile off my face I felt my magic. I have MAGIC! I guess its true that they survive by fueling themselves with their masters magic. After Mimsy was everyone else it didn’t take to long.

“Listen up everyone I appoint Mimsy as head elf. I need everyone but her to leave for now I cant have muggles walk in and see you. Don’t tell anyone about being potter elves or even meeting me. It needs to stay secret for a while there are many bad death eaters that would try and hurt me. Ok?” I said and they all nodded their heads looking appalled that anyone would harm the great Harry Potter. After they all left I turned to Mimsy.

“Mimsy I need a list of all the powers a house-elf has. For example, you can apparate that’s how you got here what else can you do?” She snapped her fingers and a list appeared

Long story short house-elves are overpowered. A house-elf is far more in tune with magic than any witch or wizard alive. Every house-elf is a master at charms that would put Flitwick to shame. They can apparate anywhere even places warded against it. They can hear the call of anyone calling them and choose to answer or not. They can do dark magic like hexes and jinxes. They could probably be good duelists as well based on Dobby blasting Lucius Malfoy when he tried to attack harry after being freed. Dobby also disarms Bellatrix at the snap of a finger when he saves Harry in the movie. The house-elves do all this and they do it wandless and chantless. Imagine actually teaching them and nurturing them.

“Mimsy I need you to relay these orders to the other elves. I need everyone that works at this hospital that knows of me to think I left healthy and good as new and the paperwork needs to be changed to say l was discharged with my guardian. Also, check if others have been notified of me like child protective services or anything really and do the same to them. Then I need them to go to my school and do the same but make the paperwork say I transferred schools. After that, I need some clothes mine were destroyed in the crash. Have the elves go to a muggle mall under an invisibility charm and steal me an outfit and some shoes. I like black and grey while you’re doing that I’ll shower. Put a muggle repelling charm on the door so no one comes in.” I said and walked to the bathroom. Mimsy nodded her head and went to relay orders to the elves.

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