I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIED BY A GIRL - Chapter 1340

“In order to ensure the success of the combat plan, Ye Lin you should take less bathing, sweat more, and increase the concentration of body surface pheromones.”

Zhuangni advised me irresponsibly.

Conventional submarines are not as energy-rich as nuclear submarines, and freshwater resources are relatively tight. It is said that during World War II, submarine crew members only chewed gum, and did not brush their teeth or bathe.

However, the modern submarine’s tonnage is getting bigger and bigger, the situation has been improved a lot, there is enough room to set up the bathroom, and even some submarines will have a library and gym.

The Kilo-class submarine we are in can take a shower, but we still have to pay attention to water-saving problems. If I really listen to Zenny’s suggestion that I don’t take a bath for many days, I will not be suspicious, and maybe I will be awarded a “water-saving model”. “The honor of the banner.”

But it will stink! It would be stinking with the banner! Even if it is to accumulate pheromones, it is too special!

Zhuang Ni’s suggestion time is not over yet.

“Not only can’t take a bath, but you must also abstain from sex!”

“Abstinence?”

“Yes, the longer the abstinence, the lower creature you are…” Zhuang said that I was a little worried to look at me, maybe it was afraid that I would pinch her **** again.

Seeing that I didn’t have a special reaction, Zhuang continued with a sigh of relief: “The longer the abstinence time, the more you want to mate, the more intense the body surface will secrete more pheromones…so you When Ai Shuqiao was affected, her chances were even higher.”

“Based on this, I will ban you from now on! Is the number of times you go to the toilet every day? Are you really going to the toilet?”

“Hey!” I couldn’t help but vomit. “Do you think that the situation is so serious, do I still have a heart to worry about? And who are you, who are you, even if I am in charge?”

“Because the situation is serious, I have to go all out! If it is useless, I will talk about it here.” Zhuang Ni said, “I just thought about it a bit. In fact, if you are not successful, you can try it a few times. Failure is the mother of success. You have several times a few days, and maybe you will be born for a long time.”

“Sister one! Not enough time?” I said, “Why don’t you go? I can put pheromone on you, then you go to Ai Shuqiao! You don’t think you are eloquent than me.” Okay? You have to show your mouth to convince Ai Shuqiao!”

“Once I am close to Ai Shuqiao, I will fall in love with her again. Maybe I will sell her plans to her.” Zhuang said calmly.

“Isn’t it still a question of pheromone concentration?” I gave up a little bit of treatment. “With Ai Shuqiao, I am not as good as you, so that you can get my smell from every pore in the inside out! Then you Can you keep your mind when you go to Ai Shuqiao?”

“You dare!” Zhuang Ni made an expression that wanted to bite. “I won’t be an intermediary between your mother and child! Don’t push three pushes! Don’t forget the big things, don’t forget that you are Save the squad leader and Xiao Qin, if you can’t do it, you can save the world!”

There is no more world savior than me. Which is my “big thing”? It’s just a godmother! And I am afraid I have to do it many times, this is the old godmother!

So after about a week.

“Call you to abandon my dad! Call you to hook up the foreign teacher! You are the watery Yanghua’s monk!”

“Using Amy to murder, sacrifice Amy’s childhood to make you a cash cow, you are a cold-blooded animal! You are not worthy of being a mother!”

“I still want to rely on the love potion to rule the world? Your woman’s ambition is too big! Don’t give you a look at the color, you can never change the self-righteous problem!!”

Muscle and sweat collide and hit, Ai Shuqiao’s hair is scattered, his eyes are confused.

“Yes, you are well, my mother is really self-righteous, but I will be better with you and Amy in the future…ah!”

“Who believes in your lies! In short, after meeting with Klinger, let Xiaoqin and the squad leader be released! I will leave with Zhuang Ni!”

“Well, what do you want to do… Hey… I will meet your requirements, as long as you meet me first…”

“Hey, the superpowers have suffered a lot with you, and do you only need this? You just need this – you! Just! Yes! Cast! Fall! Right! No! Right!”

Ai Shuqiao’s nails left a deep scratch on my back, and she was already confused.

The world was finally saved. After paying a huge sacrifice, I finally achieved what the superpowers did not do.

The background music sounds at this time – the evil sacred mother summons your unscrupulous teenager in the distance to make a miracle!

[Note: All of the above are irresponsible brain theaters] If I listen to Zhuang Ni’s suggestion, then the best result is the above ending, the worst result is that in addition to the title of “grass mother crazy” , nothing else has changed.

It’s been two weeks since Christmas, and it’s been half a month since the squad leader and Xiaoqin disappeared.

I was trapped in a submarine that had no contact with the outside world. Every day, Zenny was urged to go to Ai Shuqiao. If it wasn’t because of the changes in today’s situation, I wouldn’t be able to do things that I couldn’t regret because of the pressure. .

After sneaking in the deep sea for seven days, confirming that he had got rid of the US military’s tracking, the Kilo-class submarine floated up to the surface.

The US military’s satellites are not vegetarian, so the location where the submarine floats is specially selected and viewed from a high altitude, and the submarine is completely obscured in the shadow of the cliff by the sea.

Standing alone in the center of the ocean, this cliff looks like a part of an island that was submerged after sea level rise. Now it is just like a building on the surface of the sea. It looks like a 45-degree angle to the sky. The tip cone, but unless it is noon, it will definitely cast a huge shadow on the sea, the shadow is large enough to accommodate the next submarine… No, the two submarines are hiding.

And with the Kilo-class submarine floating side by side, it is actually a very large nuclear submarine.

Although the surface of the paint peels off, occasionally rust spots, but it is bulky, such as a behemoth, if it does not come out before the Kilo-class submarine surface, then the giant lang that lifted up when it floats can completely take the small Kilo The class submarine has been turned over ten times.

I saw the submarine’s ship’s number on the hull, such as the turtle’s neat silencer, but I only saw the “tk-” head, and the numbers behind it were not clear.

A terrible word got into my mind. Dad popularized the name of this submarine at the dinner table. For a moment, I lived and then regretted not listening to Zhuang Ni’s words and went to Ai Shuqiao earlier.

Designed by the Ruby Design Bureau of the former Soviet Union, the largest submarine built by humans to date carries 20 “squid” intercontinental missiles. Each missile can be equipped with ten split nuclear warheads, with a total power equivalent to 1400 times that of the Hiroshima atomic bomb. It takes only half an hour to destroy 200 large and medium-sized cities in hostile countries.

Soviet official code: 941 Russian name: Аkyлa is more well known NATO code: Typhoon level This is a typhoon-level strategic nuclear submarine! This thing is 173 meters long, 24 meters wide and 42 meters high. It is equivalent to a 10-story building. The outer casing is made of titanium alloy, which can easily break the ice layer when floating. The double-shell structure makes it completely ignore the ordinary torpedo attack. It is a monster in a monster!

It is no exaggeration to say that only three typhoon-class nuclear submarines are needed, and the power in the hands is enough to destroy half of the world!

In the Cold War period, in order to ensure “massive nuclear retaliation,” the submarine designed to work with the United States was only a total of six ships because of the high cost. There are rumors that there was a hurricane-class nuclear submarine that cruised under the Arctic ice sheet all year round. Among its 160 crew members, 50 pairs of handsome men and women were specially placed. The mission was to survive the nuclear winter after the US-Soviet nuclear war completely destroyed the earth. Then go ashore and reproduce humans!

This kind of thing… How could this kind of thing fall into the hands of Ai Shuqiao? Due to the excessive maintenance costs and the disintegration of the Soviet Union, three of the six typhoon-class submarines have been dismantled, and only one of the other three is still in operation – is this directly stolen from the Russian Navy? ! ?

Except for me, most of the crew of the Kilo-class submarine also fell into extreme shock. Zhuangni stared at the two-row missile launching cap on the deck of the nuclear submarine. “Destroy all human beings? It is also a good choice… …”

With the hovercraft as a vehicle, Ai Shuqiao took away three-quarters of the crew members of the Kilo-class submarine (including me and Zhuang Ni), leaving only some recruits with junior qualifications to let them drive the submarine to disperse the US military. attention. Although they are not willing to separate from the love of Ai Shuqiao, these people can’t violate Ai Shuqiao’s orders. They can only cry with tears and say “I love you forever”. The maneuvering submarine sneaked into the deep sea.

Through the narrow hatch of the typhoon-class submarine’s huge ship, we entered the interior of the more and more spacious submarine, as if written in “Peach Blossom Spring” – “clearly open.”

It is the largest submarine in the world! I remember Dad said that the typhoon-class submarine benefited from its huge size, allowing many recreational and recreational facilities to be installed. Bathrooms, saunas, lounges, games rooms are all inclusive, and even a swimming pool!

However, I have no time to do more “guns and guns” feeling, the typhoon-class submarine began to dive in the sound of vibration, so as not to be exposed to the long floating time.

The typhoon-level work noise is the lowest of the Soviet-Russian ballistic missile submarines, and the sound-absorbing tiles are attached to the outer shell of the ship, making it possible to hide the traces of the behemoth under water. It was once hailed as “the ghost under the Arctic ice cover”, which made the United States hurt its brains. Even American writers wrote a novel called “Hunting Red October”, and a typhoon-class submarine defected to the United States. I am quite happy with the American people.

I saw Huo Jiangdong and Klinger in the aisle leading to the private cabin, but did not see the squad leader and Xiao Qin.

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