I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIED BY A GIRL - Chapter 1350

The next day, the day was just bright, and Xiaoqin and I were still in bed. The industrious squad leader was already busy for breakfast. By the way, I was still sorting out the “furniture” that was smashed by the wind last night, and put them in the same place. Go back to the original location.

Since I decided to defeat the little bully and regain Optimus Prime, I have a habit of getting up early in order to exercise. Who can think that the little bully will be held in my arms one day?

I stayed with Xiaoqin and the squad leader was working, which made me have the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. It felt very bad, so I climbed up from the straw mat.

Xiaoqin was immediately awakened. She sneaked into her sleepy eyes and eagerly said: “Alin, where are you going, don’t leave me alone.”

“Do not worry, you will not leave you.” I picked up the cloak as a quilt and tried to put it on, but suddenly thought of one thing, so I turned to ask the squad leader:

“Squad leader, do you want to cut my coat and give it to two of you to wear. If there is a rescue team going to the island, you will only be a little embarrassed when you go to the grass skirt. I am a man who doesn’t care about this, at most you Also make me a grass skirt…”

Since Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda can wear grass skirts in “Westward Journey”, I can wear them.

“No need.” The squad leader replied a stone that dried the dried fish in the north-south direction. “There is no easy-to-use scissors here. If you accidentally break your clothes, you will not be able to pay for it, and the rescuers may not come back today. Keep your coat intact and continue to be covered by the quilt at night.”

With the expectation of external rescue, we started to eat breakfast before sitting in the re-raised fire. The squad’s cooking skills are still praised as always, even if the material is only salted fish and a kind of tubers on the island. Can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.

As I chewed the salted fish, I praised it fluently: “You can really do the squad leader, since I tasted your cooking…”

Xiaoqin sitting next to me immediately shocked: “What, you have tasted the squad leader’s early night, when you were asleep last night, when you were asleep, you two were actually… it was too much, no wonder this morning after the squad leader got up. Energetic, Alin is languid, it is the squad leader, you sucked Alin’s red dragon essence.”

“I am talking about cooking, cooking.” I am airy, “And what is the weird thing of Red Dragon essence.”

“The squad leader is the second woman with a bad heart.” Xiaoqin slammed his mouth and reached the level where he could hang the oil bottle. “A Linyi appeared on her original form. She must have been a shameless ride last night. Lin, right, or how would A Lin praise her for being very capable…”

This “capable” is not “capable”. Although I didn’t have the idea of ​​a squad and a squad leader, I was not yy at least, but at least last night we were innocent. Last night we were discussing serious things.

After the squad leader talked to me last night, the mood has not been so high. Xiaoqin’s so-called “energetic energy” is only because the squad leader is working early.

“Xiao Qin, you are too suspicious. I woke up with Ye Lin last night, if…”

The squad leader turned red and did not continue to talk.

“I don’t believe it.” Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone platform (she cherishes the precious porcelain bowl), “Go to the beach, take off my underwear and let me check, because my mother also checked me when I was suspicious.” So I know the approximate method…”

The squad leader couldn’t do it. Because of the gap between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn’t convince Xiaoqin, she might have to be shameful, so she had to ask me for help.

There is a bad guy in my head who proposes to say, “Check it out with Xiaoqin.” But I finally kicked him in a roundabout kick and opened the topic and asked Xiaoqin:

“Xiao Qin, you said a few times yesterday, ‘Pray to God’, is it for the sake of my peace to be saved, what is the wish, which **** is making a wish, why did you still confuse what was there last night? limit’.”

When I asked this, Xiaoqin stayed for a while and his expression became more cramped.

“It’s not a very amazing god~~~ But Ye Lin can not only be rescued, but also can go to Angel Island to save us, indicating that this guy still has two brushes.”

“Who is it?” I said, “It is God or Jade Emperor.”

Xiaoqin whispered: “God even his own son was crucified on the cross. The Jade Emperor couldn’t even beat the monkeys. If you want Ye Lin, you can’t rely on them…”

I am more curious, “Then you finally made a wish to whom.”

“It’s all grams.” Xiao Qin underestimated.

“Ke total.” I don’t remember where there is a temple of the gods in the world.

“Oh, Alin is really forgetful.” Xiaoqin knocked on his own little brain. “Isn’t it Kesulu? I checked the relevant information when I painted “Cthulhu also wants to fall in love”. I think this evil spirit is quite kind. So powerful, so I made a wish to him.”

“Sure enough, it is a evil spirit, you make a wish to the evil spirits, this is a very bad flag.”

“Not too bad.” Xiaoqin said disapprovingly. “Because Cthulhu is a sacred **** hidden in the sea, he still has many deep-slugglers, so I feel that I want to save Alin, who is falling into the sea. Appropriate, you see that I have painted him into a comic book and spread his prestige to the world. How should he give me some face…”

“Well name a big ghost, Cthulhu is not mixed with the secretary in your comics, that is, hemorrhoids attack into the hospital, you actually thought he would thank you.”

“I also feel that it is not appropriate to make a wish to the evil spirits.” The squad leader interrupted at this moment, “but Xiao Qin does not listen to me.”

“Xiao Qin, you go on, what does ‘restriction’ mean?” I am a little serious.

“A Lin really likes to ask the bottom.” Xiaoqin sighed and honestly said, “I think that if the evil spirits meet the wishes, they must have sacrifices. They are worshipping the sea on a reef. Can you ask the general squad leader? …”

The squad leader and I suddenly showed a black line expression.

Xiaoqin is like nothing to continue to say: “But a wave hits, the sea does not splash on me, I think this is not always promised me, just throw the prepared garlic and nailed wooden stakes Lost……”

“Would you be a vampire?”

The squad leader smiled and waved his head beside me, saying that Xiao Qin was just exaggerating, and there was no garlic growing on the island.

“At this time, the waves are getting smaller and smaller. I am worried that Ke will always go back to sleep. He quickly said to him: As long as he is willing to save Ye Lin, I will never leave this desert island, and I will build many of his islands. The statue comes to worship him. If I don’t follow the agreement, let him give me sugar to eat…”

“Why do you want to give you sugar to destroy the contract? Is Cthulhu a bone?”

“Don’t be in the ocean.” Xiaoqin immediately warned me. “There is his territory in the ocean. Whoever sins him will not end well.”

Next, Xiaoqin explained: “The meaning of sugar is not to give me sugar. When I was drawing a comic check, I found that the summoning spell is cthulhufhatgn, the pronunciation is very close to ‘Csulu sugar’, and most of the summoners They were all eaten by Cushu, who was summoned by themselves, so the meaning of ‘g gross sugar’ is probably equivalent to ‘g always send a lunch’…”

In other words, the “restriction” in your wish is to leave the island and die. My heart sinks suddenly, and I can’t help but think of the prophecy that the letter of the morning said to me: your favorite person will die…

I shook my head and opened this unlucky idea, because Fang Xin was a **** stick a few years ago. After he realized that “the Buddha does not speak secretly”, if he said anything further, I should take it seriously.

“Hey, if I am rescued, I won’t know anything about Cthulhu. The US military’s aircraft carrier will not be sent by Cthulhu, so you don’t have to worry about the restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, they will be with us. Let’s leave the island.”

“But, but.” Xiaoqin hesitated. “I just squatted on the reef and just finished the new conditions. An abnormal wave suddenly hit the reef and drenched me all the way. This shows that Ke always responded. My call, even if the US aircraft carrier rescued Alin and Ke always have nothing to do, A Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the sea, and just happened to swim to Angel Island, so much luck and coincidence, is not thanks to the total Bless.”

As I said, Xiaoqin grabbed my arm. “A Lin, you will stay with me on the island.~~~~ After the children of the two are ten years old, I will pray for the total Let the children worship him on the island instead of the trick, and then we can leave for the honeymoon.”

For a long time, I want to train my descendants into a family of evil spirits, or do you plan to “replace” a little bit, and finally force some unrelated people to stay on the island instead of us? Cthulhu is really fooling.

Just when I told Xiaoqin not to mention the oath of “Never leave the island, always give up sugar,” I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.

“It’s a rescuer.” The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini skirt and hesitated to find something to cover it.

Xiao Qin grabbed the metal spears around him in a vigilant manner to prevent changes.

It turns out that I and the squad leader are too optimistic. When the first US soldier wearing a camouflage uniform appeared in front of us, I still didn’t feel it wrong, but when I was second and third, I even had a full 12-person team. After all appeared, I found a big problem in it.

This is indeed the US military, but their expressions carry a strange and identical feature, which is completely in the passion of love.

They are American troops controlled by Ai Shuqiao, and I also recognize that one of them is the first officer Sam, who once wanted to ask me to ask the Loli control signed by Amy.

The well-trained twelve players surrounded us in an instant, and they said to each other that I couldn’t understand English (I don’t have a smart wristband), and I made a few laughs from time to time.

“He told us not to move, or they would shoot.” The squad leader feared that I was impulsive and quickly translated to me.

Xiaoqin’s level of speaking is better than that of the squad leader. She obviously understood the warnings, but she still did not release the spear in her hand, and she was shaking with anger.

“I… I was so hard to meet A Lin again…”