Imposing Heavenly Lord - Chapter 25 Modern Training 2,371 words

It’s been two months since we joined Wayne Enterprise, though I’m always learning new stuff about the world and universe we are currently living in, it still all feels surreal for me.

While Neal having regained his freedom and cleared ledgers, is now able to visit the Burke’s on free days is like a fish let out in the ocean from an aquarium, I have never seen him so happy and vulnerable to others.

I enjoy the same freedom and company of others, with all my allergies and undetected illness I didn’t want to know about being healed by a glass of water.

The only thing that always wakes me up to reality is this mandatory training we all have to go through before we are able to receive the Meta-treatment to gain SUPERPOWERS and start doing missions.

SUPERPOWERS! I thought those won’t be appearing until I was in the ’70s! But it looks like I’m proven wrong. Learning magical scriptures, ki manipulation and techniques is a piece of cake for a genius like me that has total recall.

The only thing I hate the most is the body tempering part! Why does it feels like I’m being treated as a punching bag by those masters? Where did that demon king even found these ogres, barbaric masters? From the forbidden depths of Japan’s jungle?

Though I like Master Akisame-sensei for his mind and brilliant works, he is the one who dishes out the most painful blow even with his lean build. Is he also a Meta-human? This one needs more research.

Still, Neal is going back to his old habits of going for headstrong women, especially that blonde corporate suit in the legal department. Haha though this training is painful, the gains we are accumulating are exhilarating.

As we are the new guys, it is the new black history for Neal, always being beaten black and blue in the ring by a female, that always makes my day, ahhh, fresh blackmail material.

Good thing we are learning from the best of the best as Master Kensei Ma teaches me the proper art of Photography with his daily mock fights with Shigure-sensei and where to properly hide your stash.

There is also that dinner I finally got after gathering up all of my courage to ask Dr. Kinney who always takes care of me in the infirmary. I’m so excited! Its been a while since I have been with someone on my level of intellect like Vulture.

Oh, just remembering how dumb of me to burn her number that day! Stupid, stupid, stupid Mozzie! Hopefully the master’s we’ll go easy on me tomorrow so that I can still do some ‘actions’ after our dinner…

『Akisame』” So? What is the Jury’s decision of the matter?”

『Furinji』” Well he wishes the training to be light for today for his dinner date with the lady doctor…” said while eyeing the disciple in front them sitting in dogeza with his head down trembling so slightly.

『Kensei』”A couple of Apachai’s ‘LIGHT’ punches then…” covering his right side of the face from a black eye he just received from both Miu and Shigure.

『Apachai』”Apapapapapapapapapapa-CHAIIIII!!” (Whoosh!) sending Mozzie flying through the dusk covered skies.

『Mozzie』”I’MMM SOOOOOO……..RRRR…RRRR…YYYYYY!!!!” leaving a twinkling star on the horizon.

— Pier at the edge of Antarctica —

A figure clad in an orange winter cloak, with a huge gray backpack behind him exited a chopper that landed at the Pier by the edge of Antarctica.

『Pilot』”Here we are, by the way, the ship headed to South America won’t be here by tomorrow if you want you can sleep with me tonight to keep your body temperature warm. If you know what I mean…”

Looking at his exiting passenger lewdly, showing he hadn’t had any ‘action’ in a very LONG while.

Who took off the hood of the orange winter coat showing her long black hair covered by a beanie, with snow-white skin, and clear brown eyes behind transparent ski goggles showing that the passenger is a 5ft tall woman with an hourglass figure.

『Girl-1』”No thanks! Is there any other way to leave this dreadful continent?!” pissed at the last remark and looks the pilot was giving her.

『Pilot』”Well, if you’re in that much of a rush to get out of here then you should quickly find the Japanese Fishing Boat by the pier that’s about to leave in…” slowly looking at his watch to stall so that the girl will have no choice but to stay.

『Pilot』”About 30 minutes, so hurry if you want to board their boat before they leave. My cabin is the yellow one if you don’t manage to catch up to them, Ciao!” leaving the girl alone by the helipad thinking he got her already severely underestimating her.

『Girl-1』”Ughhh. Wait! What does it-…”(look like?) she didn’t even get to ask the important question when the man left in a rush to his cabin.

“Fucking horny perverts! Never should’ve taken the job here without checking if there is any other girl/woman out here.” covering herself heavily again to fight off the cold.

— 29 mins later —

Reaching the smallest fishing boat she ignored in the beginning, now cold and scared thinking that the pilot might have given him the wrong departure details of the boat and that it had already left leaving her no choice to stay with the pervert just made her shiver more.

『Girl-1』”E-e-ekkssshh-cuse m-me-e… Ish thish b-boawt g-going t-to Arrrrr-g-gentinaaa???” jaws clattering and teeths grinding shows clearly not being able to handle the cold weather of Antarctica.

Being speechless for awhile looking like in deep thoughts before nodding and slowly replying back speaking in fluent Japanese to the stranger

『Boat man』”…Hai! Chottomatte.” then going in and out of the cabin with a huge white fur blanket clearly made out of a polar bear. (T/N: …Yes! Wait a moment.)

『Boat man』”Dōzo, haitte kudasai.” (T/N: Please, Come in.) leading her inside the cabin to warm up.

『Girl-1』”D-d-dōmo a-a-ariga-t-t-tōgoz-z-zaimash-sh-shita!!” clearly still feeling cold, but thankful that she finally gets to leave this godforsaken land. (T/N: Thank you very much!)

A couple of hours later in the middle of South Atlantic Ocean, the boat sailed slowly clearly waiting for something, which woke up the unexpected passenger thinking they’d finally reached the edge of South America.

『Girl-1』”Are we there yet?” speaking in perfect Japanese before going to the deck to check outside where they are, now that she was well-rested and warmed up properly.

『Boatman』”No, not yet. I’m waiting for someone.” relaxing by the doors of the cabin, with a towel on hand.

『Girl-1』”Waiting for someone? At this place? Are you sure? Will he be dropping from the sky or pop out of the water?”

Thinking that this guy has a few screws loose in the head due to the cold weather as she takes a peek at the dark ocean surrounding them wishing for there to be a submarine under them instead of something else.

『Girl-1』”By the way do you have any satellite phones? I want to call my parents, and tell them I’m coming home-…”

As she makes a call sign with her index, middle and ring finger of both hands folded to her palm forgetting she doesn’t have any gloves only receiving a smirk instead of a reply from the Japanese boatman.

(BOOM! SPLASH!) The water on her right side exploding up showering her with cold Antarctic water and covering her in a fishy smell adding to her odor of not taking a proper bath in weeks.

『Girl-1』(GASP!) “AHHHHHH, WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! SOMEONE TORPEDOED US!!!” screaming at the top of her lungs as her life flashes before her eyes thinking of the worst possible situation.

『Guy-1』”Was she this noisy before I got here Jiraiya-san?” says the unknown guest who appeared out of nowhere taking the towel from the Boatman speaking to him in perfect English.

『Jiraiya』”I don’t know actually, she just slept as soon as we left the Pier.” replying back to the unknown guest.

『Girl-1』”WHAT!? You can speak English!” enraged that she was fooled since the beginning that the man knew how to speak English but hid it from her.

『Girl-1』”AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? Look at what you’ve done to my hands it’s frozen like a ‘hang loose’ sign, you’ve made me wet and covered in the stink!”

Gaining a giggle from the two guys, only hearing what she said after thinking it through again.

『Girl-1』”UGHHH, you know what I mean! What kind of sick joke are you guys even planning, huh? Luring a young woman like me in the middle of South Atlantic Ocean-”

『Guy-1』”Hi! Name is John M. Wayne of Wayne Enterprise, nice to meet ya! I don’t have time for this, just wanted to check on you Ms. Alexandria Anastasia Dunphy.

I will be sending you back to your house in a few moments as I’m in a rush, will contact you later in regards to this trouble and a new job offer, judging by your outfit that you recently left the job from Antarctica.”

John receiving the bag Alex left inside the cabin with all her stuff in it from the Jiraiya placing it in front of her before she could register what is happening, opening an Eldritch Portal that exits to the front yard of her house in Los Angeles, California.

『John』”Take care, dude!” pushing her through, then closing the portal quickly and opening it again this time the exit is at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).

『John』”Alright, you know what to do. Go quickly!” receiving a nod from Jiraiya who quickly dashed through the portal.

Upon which moments later the boat they were standing on earlier was quickly wrapped with humongous tentacles of Kraken-sized giant squid with the ‘John’ in it that popped in a cloud of smoke clearly indicating it was a clone.

— New York = John’s POV —

Well, clearly the clone is getting nearer the Atlantis now that he is being hunted purposely by the Kraken-sized giant squids.

Still, for me or in this case, my clone to be turned on by Alex Dunphy in Ariel Winter’s image without the boob reduction happening in this universe… god! Looks like I’m still hung up on the childhood celebrity crush of my past life.

With the advanced technology, Marvel-universe has thanks to all the geniuses it birthed combined with those of multiple crossover additions this universe has, it is no wonder that those series I watched that was supposed to start later in the year is almost finished on this timeline.

Such as Modern Family which ended on April 8, 2020, which sucked you know cause I considered it as one of the best show of the era of my previous life, but after my trip to Japan where I met people who weren’t supposed to be in Marvel made me do another hack to SHIELD’s database.

Just to verify other significant figures I have read and watched I have placed an alarm in the government database that notifies me on their complete details and activities.

Of course due to them being in Marvel-verse fixed a few flaws such as Alex Dunphy who doesn’t suffer consequences of having supple bosoms, and buffed up her appearance more clearly some protagonist bonus.

Though I was intent on avoiding creating a harem, just looking at Gwen checking out Jean’s and my ass and vice versa pretty much seals the deal I’ll be facing a harem in the future. Hopefully, it won’t be reaching two digits.

Just looking at the trouble and drama the Dunphy, Pritchett, and Pritchett-Tucker family had faced based on Modern Family TV series and it actually existing here makes me cringe.

Imagine that trouble multiplied a hundred factoring in that this is a Marvel-DC-(random cross-over) universe, makes me shiver at the thought. But who cares, I’m the type of “Come what may” guy.

In other words, a, “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” type of guy basically. That’s what my partner Augur helps me for, convenient right?

『John��”Augur, Create a new project code name: HAREM! analyze the data we have on managing harems from the different types of literature from my previous life and this one as well as NIMROD’s black box.

Then compile a suitable method of managing such harem of any numbers. God! I love how smart I am at being lazy.”

『Augur』”…”

『Augur』(DING!) [Project: HAREM created]

— LA, California = Alex POV —

A couple of teens jogging through when they saw a girl standing at the sidewalk in front of what they assume her house looking dazed, freezing, jaws, and teeth clattering, and grinding from the wind passing through her.

『Random』”You alright, DUDE?” they asked as they shook her out of her daze.

『Random』”Did you walk back home while being wet? You’ll get a cold dude!” seeing her freezing appearance

『Alex』”I-i-i’m f-f-fine. J-just feeling und-d-der the weather is all.” replied quickly walking to go inside her house.

I’m HOME?! W-what t-t-the hell just happened-d-d-d? Last I checked I was above the Japanese boat, asking the boatman to call from a satellite phone when suddenly the water beside me burst.

Then out of nowhere this famous young genius billionaire of Wayne Enterprise pops up and dries himself with the towel from the Japanese boatman who apparently speaks fluent English.

When he suddenly makes gestures with his hands a ‘portal’ to my house opens and he pushes me through. Was that real magic? High-end teleportation tech? Ugh forget it, must be the Hypothermia and frostbite messing with my brain.

Shaking her head quickly rid of her the thoughts putting it at the back of her head, she knocks the door wildly in a rush only to be greeted by her mom who was also feeling sick and sent her on a soup run.

(A/N: skipping the whole scene and just go watch Modern Family Season 11 Episode 2)