Instant Messaging with Immortals - C32

“What the hell is a dead man?”

Lee Yunfann was stunned, he had never heard of such a thing before!

Lee Yunfann asked, “Old Ma, what exactly do you mean?”

“What do you mean? It means that a ghost is going to be destroyed!”

Ox Head has been doing that kind of thing in the brothel since last night, and there are already ten girls who have been knocked out by Ox Head. Ox Head, however, is still very excited and has no intention of stopping. Horse Face said anxiously.

Lee Yunfann was instantly shocked. This time, he finally knew what White Impermanence’s situation meant, but that Brother Wei that he bought shouldn’t have that kind of medicinal effect, right? He didn’t want anything to happen to Ox Head because of him, so he asked, “Old Ma, quickly go and ask Ox Head, how much of the stuff I gave him?”

“Alright!”

Lee Yunfann sat in the office and quickly checked the reaction of Viagra on his office computer. However, it was said that after eating it, the effects would last for at most two to three hours. It wouldn’t last for twelve hours like this!

“Old man, Ox Head said that he ate ten pills in one go!” Horse Face replied!

Ten pills!

Lee Yunfann instantly felt bad. He had clearly told Ox Head to only eat two pills, but he would only be able to eat ten pills at once. This was only because Ox Head, as a Ghost Immortal, had an unusual body, if it was an ordinary person who took ten pills at once, he would have been poisoned and sent to the hospital to wash his stomach!

“Old Ma, is there anywhere in the Underworld that can wash your stomach?” Lee Yunfann asked tentatively.

“Gastric lavage, what’s that? Take out your stomach and rinse it with water?” Horse Face asked in confusion.

Lee Yunfann’s face darkened as he took out his stomach to wash it. Luckily, Horse Face could think of something like that, so he said speechlessly: “I didn’t mean it that way. Forget it, I’ll think of something later!”

Lee Yunfann continued to search for solutions to Viagra’s overeating problem, but none of the solutions offered online were reliable.

Most of them drank a lot of water!

Lee Yunfann felt the urge to curse. No matter what it is, just drink more water.

Other than this method, it was just venting out. However, Ox Head had already fainted for ten girls, so this method was obviously not going to work!

What should he do?

You can’t just watch Ox Head’s soul leave his body, right?

di, di, di

Just when Lee Yunfann was getting anxious, the notification rang again. Lee Yunfann thought Horse Face was worried, so he replied to Horse Face and told him to wait a bit while he thought of a solution!

The message was sent by Horse Face, but it wasn’t to urge him to think of a solution. Instead, it read: “Old Earth, I’m fine now, King Qinguang just came and helped Ox Head, but this time, Ox Head is in trouble, King Qinguang punished Ox Head with one year’s salary and also punished Ox Head to guard the closed Copper Hell for one year. I don’t think I’ll be able to see him for a short period of time.

After closing the Copper Hell, Ox Head was sent to the lowest level of the eighteen Hells.

However, Lee Yunfann was secretly relieved. Although Ox Head had been fined a year’s salary and sent to the border, at least he didn’t have to be scared out of his wits!

Therefore, Lee Yunfann replied, “Understood!”

He decided in his heart that he would never sell things like Viagra again. It was too easy for him to get into trouble. This time, it was Ox Head, a veteran ghost. If it was a normal god, he would probably die!

After this incident, Lee Yunfann wasn’t in the mood to stay in the office. He stretched his back and prepared to go out for a walk, but at this moment, his phone suddenly rang. He took it out and saw that it was from Lu Xue!

Looking at the familiar phone number, Lee Yunfann answered with a smile. Lu Xue’s sweet voice came out of the phone, “Is that you, Big Brother Lee?”

“Snowy, why are you thinking of me so quickly?” Lee Yunfann teased.

“Damn it, I’m not thinking of you!”

“Since you didn’t think about me, then I’ll hang up!”

“Don’t!” When Lu Xue heard that Lee Yunfann was going to hang up, she immediately became anxious. “Big Brother Lee, do you have time for lunch? I want to have lunch with you!”

“I have time!”

Lee Yunfann agreed after hearing her. Since the beauty had made an appointment, wouldn’t he be a fool if he didn’t go?

“Then I’ll wait for you at school!” Lu Xue said happily.

Lee Yunfann hung up the phone, walked out of the company and casually caught a taxi, then rushed to Shanghai University!

The taxi driver was a middle-aged man and was quite talkative. He looked at Lee Yunfann and asked, “Lad, are you looking for a girlfriend?”

“Yeah, how did you figure it out!” Lee Yunfann asked.

The old man looked at Lee Yunfann and said proudly, “I’m not boasting with you. I’ve been a taxi driver for more than 20 years, what kind of people have I not seen before? Just by looking at you, you know it’s a girlfriend!”

Young lad, you’re really capable, actually trying to find a girlfriend at Shanghai University, but Uncle isn’t talking about you, you said that you went to find a girlfriend, but no matter what, you didn’t bring a present. Although the girl has been chased by you, she likes to be romantic, otherwise, if you were chased by other men, it would be too late for regret! The middle-aged uncle advised!

Lee Yunfann had been a diaosi for more than 20 years and had never been in a relationship before, but how could he think of all these? Lee Yunfann had been a diaosi for more than 20 years and had never been in a relationship with Lu Xue at all, but how could he have ever thought about it?

“Then, Uncle, what do you think I should give to you?” Lee Yunfann asked humbly!

The middle-aged man nodded in satisfaction, and said: “Young people like you should be able to get it right now, because you just graduated and don’t have much money. Actually, you don’t need to buy anything expensive, you just need to buy a bunch of flowers, and that will make the girls happy for a long time. I happen to know that there’s a flower shop near Shanghai University, do you want to take a look?”

Lee Yunfann nodded and said, “Alright, then let’s listen to Uncle and go to the florist first!”

“Alright!”

The middle-aged man was indeed an old driver. It took him half an hour to get from Lee Yunfann’s company to Jianghai University, and under the old driver’s command, it took him less than 20 minutes to get there. However, the middle-aged man didn’t park his car in front of the door.

“Young man, this flower shop is the cheapest one near Jianghai University, and its flowers are also very bright. Buying it here is absolutely correct. After buying it, you can walk through this alley and reach Jianghai University!” The middle-aged man reminded him before he left!

“Thank you, Uncle!”

Lee Yunfann waved his hand and walked into the flower shop.