Instant Messaging with Immortals - C37

“Have you not heard of a saying, fire, burglary, and girl friend?” Lee Yunfann said seriously, “Your husband is so handsome, what if he falls for me?”

Lu Xue was serious when she first heard what Lee Yunfann had to say. After hearing it, she couldn’t help but roll her eyes and said, “Narcissist, do you think that everyone likes you? Let’s go quickly.”

Lee Yunfann looked at the environment of the Shanghai University and felt a burst of envy in his heart. This environment was so much better than his own school, it was like heaven and earth.

“Dearest, wait for me outside the dormitory. I’ll go find Yu.” Lu Xue greeted Lee Yunfann and ran towards the dormitory!

Lee Yunfann stood at the entrance of the female dorm with a lot of boredom. He felt a bit embarrassed. Why would a man like him stand in front of the entrance of the female dorm? People who didn’t know him would think he was a pervert.

In fact, Lee Yunfann had seen too much in his life, or perhaps it could be said that he had never been in a relationship because of his inferiority in university, so he didn’t know that it was normal for guys to stand below the girls’ dormitory. If it was a more thick-skinned boy, he might even follow the girls upstairs.

After looking around downstairs, he found a chubby boy standing at the entrance of the female dorm and looking around. He looked unnatural. Lee Yunfann grinned and suddenly felt like he had found his best friend. He wobbled in front of that guy and patted his shoulder!

The chubby boy jumped in fright. When he turned around and saw that it was an unfamiliar boy, he let out a sigh of relief. “Bro, do you need anything?”

“Nothing, you’re waiting for your girlfriend here too?” Lee Yunfann asked.

The chubby boy looked forward to it and said, “She isn’t my girlfriend yet, I just want to confess to her.”

After saying that, she revealed an unconfident smile, “But I don’t think there’s any hope. I’ve confessed to him so many times, and she never agreed to me.”

Lee Yunfann patted the boy’s chest in dissatisfaction and encouraged him, “You have to be confident. You don’t even have the confidence yourself, how could you possibly succeed?”

“What’s the use of being confident? Look at my body, even a woman wouldn’t agree.” Fatty patted his bloated belly and said dejectedly.

“Body size isn’t the key point, the key point is that your way of confessing isn’t right!” Lee Yunfann revealed an expression of “I’m an old driver”!

Wang Jie looked at Lee Yunfann and asked humbly: “Is the method wrong? Ask the old driver to take me. ”

Lee Yunfann looked at Wang Jie’s humble look and was quite proud of himself. Who said I don’t know how to pick up girls, I’m also an old driver with a girl right now, so I cleared my throat and said, “You came here to confess. You said you don’t have any sincerity at all, no girl would agree to your request, do you know?”

Wang Jie thought for a second and found that Lee Yunfann’s words made a lot of sense. He had the impulse to shoot himself to death. F * ck, I’ve seen all those movies for nothing, those guys in the movies without flowers or gifts, and those few times when I confessed, I didn’t buy anything.

“Big brother, you’re right. I’ll go buy a bunch of flowers now.” Wang Jie’s chubby body shook as he prepared to go buy flowers.

Lee Yunfann shook his head and said with disdain, “You only want to buy now, I don’t think it’s too late. Besides, you’ve waited so long. What if the girl you wanted to confess left when you were buying flowers?”

Wang Jie felt that Lee Yunfann’s words made a lot of sense, so he probed in a probing manner, “Then, Big Bro, what do you mean?”

“Giving away flowers is only the lowest level of methods. The most advanced method of chasing a girl is to leave a deep impression in her heart. When the time comes, even if she wants to forget about you, she won’t be able to.”

Wang Jie was still confused and asked, “For example?”

“Were you secretly in love with that girl before?”

“Yes.”

Wang Jie nodded sincerely.

“Diaoyu!”

Lee Yunfann said in disdain.

Fortunately, Lee Yunfann’s former classmates weren’t here, otherwise, when they heard Lee Yunfann’s words, they would definitely raise their middle fingers to despise Lee Yunfann. Luckily, Lee Yunfann’s former classmates weren’t here, or when they heard Lee Yunfann’s words, they would definitely raise their middle fingers to despise Lee Yunfann.

“Haven’t you heard that a secret crush is the most useless, do you know that you have to confess?” Lee Yunfann said in disdain.

“Big Brother, I’ve already confessed, but I was rejected.” Wang Jie said weakly.

Lee Yunfann lazily said, “He admitted defeat just because he was rejected? Don’t you know that if you are rejected, then use force? Worse comes to worse, you will just go to jail. You don’t even dare to go to jail, and even say that you like her. ”

Wang Jie’s mouth was wide open. Why does this bro seem to be making me break the law?

He said hesitantly, “Big Brother, this isn’t good.”

“Not so good!” Lee Yunfann nodded seriously, “We are civilized people, how can we do such a thing?”

Wang Jie had the urge to slap Lee Yunfann to death. You know it’s not so good, but you’re still asking Lee Yunfann for help. He could only say with a darkened face, “Then how can I leave a deep impression in her heart?”

“Are you stupid? Although you can’t use force, you can still forcefully hug her. You don’t understand, do you?” Lee Yunfann slapped Wang Jie’s head and cursed.

Wang Jie nodded as if he understood something, “Bro, I think I understand.”

“Big brother, she came out.” Wang Jie suddenly said.

Lee Yunfann raised his head and saw a girl walk out of the dormitory door. In fact, the girl looked average, not much different from Lu Xue, but she also had some looks. She was barely considered a pretty girl, and her match with Wang Jie was more than enough.

“What are you shouting for? Go ahead, do you still need me to teach you?” Lee Yunfann snapped.

“Oh!”

Wang Jie dragged his slightly obese body and walked coyly towards the girl!

However, Lee Yunfann didn’t follow her. Instead, he stood at a distance and watched as Wang Jie walked up to the girl and leaned her against the wall. He didn’t know what Lee Yunfann had said, but Lee Yunfann could clearly see that Wang Jie’s face had been slapped.

Lee Yunfann looked at Wang Jie’s painful expression and felt pain for Wang Jie. After all, that was a man’s life after all, but he was still confused. Even if Wang Jie failed, at most he would just get a slap on his face. How could he be so ruthless and not even let his life go?

With a puzzled expression, he asked, “What did you say just now?”