Interstellar Love Hunting Guide - Chapter 80
Although Russell made a request to see the world very sincerely, in order not to cast a shadow on her husband X’s life, Sauter flatly refused, and flew him back to the airship with coaxing.
Russell belongs to the physique of forgetting once said it. When he goes home to take a bath and falls on the bed, he becomes unconscious. Based on Sauter’s experience, he will forget this once he sleeps, so he is greatly relieved, to be honest. If his wife insisted, he would have no way to refuse. Although he usually does things very tough, it is work. To the beloved, his heart is like steel and has to be turned into softness.
The wife slept on the pillow sweetly, but the energetic Majesty Sauter was not drowsy. He made a cup of tea and looked at the stars on the terrace for a while. It didn’t make sense to be alone, so he went back to the bedroom and lay on the bed. Counting Russell’s eyelashes boredly, his skin and hair have been renewed recently. The eyelashes are dense and long, and the sky is bright without counting them again.
The twenty-fourth filial husband Pidianpidian went down to the bottom of the cabin to cook breakfast for his wife. In addition to the language, Sauter was a genius in all aspects, and his cooking was unambiguous. Before long, he baked a plate of fragrant muffins with vegetables. Salad, squeezed juice, and covered the lightning beast skull with a checkered tablecloth. After the entire table was set up, it looked very warm.
When he returned to the bedroom, Russell was already awake, was washing in the bathroom, his memo was thrown by the bedside, and the intercom was on standby, which seemed to have just been used.
“Is there anything at home? Atto asked you?” Sauter thought he was talking to the family.
“No.” Russell came out wearing a T-shirt and shorts. His long hair was neatly **** and looked very refreshing.
“That’s good, go down for breakfast, I baked muffins.” Sauter kissed his cheek and pulled him down the gangway. “Who did you talk to? The person in charge of Mining Star?”
“Uh… no one.” Russell hesitated a little, got on the chair, and immediately said in surprise, “Is it all made by you? It looks delicious!”
Is he a bit too much? Is this changing the subject? Sauter was a little confused. He poured juice and muffins on him. Russell was indeed hungry. He thanked him vaguely and began to gorge himself. After a while, he swept away the food on the table, holding his stomach intently. He slumped on the chair and groaned: “Oh, I finally had a full meal.”
“Isn’t it? It’s as if I’m hungry for you at ordinary times.” Soter gave him a glance. Is it possible that so many bowls of noodles have been poured into the sea? But seeing his wife paying for the meal he made, he was still very proud, and after drinking his juice, he began to clean up the dirty dishes.
“Leave me here, I’m going to eat, just move around.” Russell hurriedly stood up and rushed to harvest. The family has already cooked, so I should mean to wash the dishes anyway.
Russell was holding the dishes and went to the kitchen to clean. Because the two had discussed that they would go to the snow-capped mountains today, Soter went back to the bedroom to pack up his equipment. He didn’t need to prepare anything. Russell still needed something to keep out of the cold.
As soon as he opened the backpack, Russell’s communicator rang. Sauter usually doesn’t move his things, but today he is a little curious. He just clicked on it, and a flamingo wearing a courier badge appeared on the holographic screen. “Mr. Luo? Your courier has been delivered. Please come out and sign for it.”
“What kind of express?” Soter asked suspiciously. Is Russell using the intercom to buy things in the morning? Or are the things I bought before now delivered to the mansion? What kind of things should I buy through courier?
“I am the courier of the’Le Yo You’ pharmacy. As for the content of the package, I am not sure about it. I have already delivered it to the address you ordered, but this is a private place. There is martial law. I cannot enter, so troublesome. Come out and sign for it.”
“Okay.” Soter turned off the communicator, changed into the home clothes and lowered the bottom deck, and asked in a loud voice, “Russell, are you sick? A courier said that you ordered medicine.”
“Huh?” Russell jumped out of the kitchen. “I’m here so soon? Where can I get it.”
“Forget it, let me go, it’s still far away.” Soter touched his forehead and asked in confusion, “What happened to you? Did you catch a cold yesterday? Or did you eat your stomach?”
“No, no, I just bought some… emergency contraceptives.” Russell slapped his hand away, a little embarrassed, “Well, didn’t we be at the beach yesterday? There was no such thing at the time, so I just I bought some medicine, just in case.”
Sauter looks at the sky without a word. This is probably the first destined partner in the history of the delta galaxy to desperately want to have birth control, right? The former bat and rainbow dragon partners don’t know how difficult it is to conceive and have children.
There is no way, who made him so in good health, so easy to win the bid, Soter reluctantly shook his head, “Forget it, I’ll get the courier first.” Anyway, this is also due to his great martial arts?
The courier brother never thought that he could deliver the courier to the door of the head of state in his life. When he saw a red bat and rainbow dragon flying towards him, he thought he was dreaming. He opened his mouth and even forgot to fan his wings. Phew, it was Sauter who threw a thunderbolt in his ear that awakened him.
Strangely let Manta Rainbow Dragon sign for the package, the courier brother flapped his wings and flew away like a sleepwalking. After flying for a long time, he realized that he was working for the Star System Shuai Shuter the Great.
The very excited courier brother immediately uploaded the surveillance video of his Majesty Sauter when he received the goods to the Internet, and asked some netizens about his experience today. Then in less than half an hour, his Majesty Sauter received the afterburner. The elder’s accountability letter, in the letter, painfully counts the efforts made by generations of bat and rainbow dragons in inheritance, and sincerely asks him not to engage in non-mainstream family planning. It is best to have a few births, but it is not possible to raise them. Senator Hall, the child belongs to the country!
The grumpy Majesty Sauter gave the order, and the entire information department was turned upside down. The video was deleted and blocked for the first time. Then, the courier brother Sansheng was lucky enough to be invited to the Information Security Department for a cup of tea. Then, the emergency contraceptive pill of this brand was out of stock.
But these are all things to do.
“Do you really want to use this?” In the bedroom, Sauter watched his wife unpack the courier with a headache, “I didn’t have any… Yesterday, didn’t I just withdraw? Don’t be so careful, right?”
“Hey, natural contraception is the least reliable. Don’t think I don’t know. I am also a man, dear. I know exactly how sperm is secreted.” Russell took out a simple injection syringe and put a tube of light blue. The colored medicine was sucked into the needle, “You have been tossing for so long before you quit, what if you have premature **** sperm…”
“You just have premature ejaculation!” Is there such a burying of people? Soter was angry.
“Speaking of which you did premature **** the first time.” Russell wanted to tease him when he saw his face change.
“You spread rumors!” Soter exploded. ==#
“And I didn’t.” Russell triumphed.
“Isn’t your first time the same as mine?” Sauter’s eyes were dangerous.
“Heaven and Earth Conscience, I used to be a straight man. It was because of you that I embarked on the road of foundation.”
Seeing that Sauter was already on the verge of blackening, Russell wittily stopped teasing, and said, “Oh, even if there is no sperm for premature ejaculation, I might be pregnant.” Put down the needle, make an empty fist in his left hand, and poke the index finger in his right hand from the tiger’s mouth, and then withdraw it. Come out, “Hey, the situation at the time was like this. After you quit, it didn’t take long. And my naha hasn’t completely closed. When the tide rushes over, the sperm may be brought in by the sea. .”
“Sea water is alkaline and has spermicidal function, okay.” Soter has been succumbed to evil, and he actually started to discuss this weird problem with his wife from a scientific point of view, “Now, when I was there. , Mine is more than ten centimeters away from yours, and the ocean tide is about every twenty seconds, and it takes several seconds to pour in the sea water. How could there be living sperm.”
“It’s hard to tell. If it were my sperm, 80% of them would be dead, but you cannot be inferred by common sense.”
“I am human too.” ==#
“You are a silicon-based person.”
“The survival rate of silicon-based sperm is the same as that of humans.”==##
“You are a pedestrian.”
“The sperm of a deformed person will not deform.” ==###
“You are Manta Rainbow Dragon.”
“…”
“In short, I don’t want to have a baby anymore.” My chrysanthemum is in charge. Russell unhesitatingly injected the medicine into his veins, pushing and muttering, “There is everything in the sea, in case there are sperm from other aquatic animals. What? What about the parasitic egg? Your galaxy is so evil, I don’t want to give birth to a One Piece with tentacles or something.”
“Ha, you are really imaginative. This is a very good stalk.” Sauter nodded solemnly with a grim face. “Last time you said you want to make a movie, I have found someone to write the script. Why don’t you let him write an adult science fiction movie? , Your idea can be added.”
“Hey! I’m not kidding.” Russell pulled out the needle and threw it into the trash can. “I’m really worried. A rock cat calling dad is already ridiculous. If there are more octopuses, where will my face go? Put it aside…”
“Ha, you also know the ridiculous person, who had to adopt a lower animal?” Sauter held his arms happily, but he could make up for the situation that One Pirate was chasing him called Father King. He felt Russell’s decision. There is still a certain degree of constructiveness.
With this unpleasant experience, Sauter always carried his crime tools with him in the next few days, whether in a tree house on a snow-capped mountain or in a shipwreck under the sea, following the principle of safety first. Besides, the emergency contraceptive pill hurts a little bit. Russell’s physique is already very weird, so it’s best not to be more weird.
The five-day holiday was very short, almost dangled in the blink of an eye, and because of this, it was particularly sweet. Sauter and Russell wandered on the beach all day, building sandcastles, collecting shells, and fishing like children. Seaweed, once the two of them crossed the continental shelf and ambushed a piranha fish near the continental slope. Unfortunately, the fish was too big. When Sauter was working, he always wanted to find a place to hesitate. It ran away.
Early in the morning on the day of the holiday, Soter got up to wash in the light of the day, kissed his wife who was still asleep, changed his clothes and left on the spaceship by himself. He wanted to send Russell home the night before, so he couldn’t bear to end the two-person world. Inadvertently it lingered into the middle of the night, and had to stay one night again, and only let Russell go home by himself this morning.
The communicator rang. It was a message from the captain of the guard. The guards were on standby at any time, ready to send the first companion home. Sauter replied, and walked up to the terrace with a vigorous spirit. Stop there.
This time I went out, and I couldn’t return home for a long time. Sauter turned on the engine to warm up and felt a little depressed. Starting today, he will take the Platinum number to start a four-month interstellar inspection. If anything changes midway, return. It may also be extended, so that he will not be able to see the incubation of the four sons.
Unfortunately, this is his job. Soterying raised his eyebrows and ordered the system to start. The small spacecraft instantly accelerated into the sky, and the magical sea in the monitor quickly became smaller and smaller, and finally only left. A little light purple dot.