Interstellar Love Hunting Guide - Chapter 94

The Galaxy Finance Summit, the Virtual Martial Arts Conference, the routine review by the military… etc. After this year’s star general award ceremony, His Majesty Sauter has not returned home for four full months.

“How do you celebrate your wedding anniversary?” In the video communication, General Carton teased his one-year-old son on his neck. This was born to him by his newly-married Gaia star male favorite, pure Africa. Bloodline, black is like briquettes, but Caton likes it very much.

“It’s not decided yet. Go home and discuss with Russell.” Sauter blinked a panda’s eyes. Recently, he was so tired that he didn’t have time to think about where to go on vacation. Have fun, or go back to Beijing—his eldest sister is born again, and if you rush over now, you may be able to catch up with the full moon.”

“Oh, that’s great. Bring my eldest daughter-in-law.” Caton said happily. Two years ago, his eldest son was engaged to Luo Qiong’s eldest daughter.

“Okay.” Suo Feng headed. In a blink of an eye, the children have grown up, and Panther has also passed his eighteenth birthday. He is an adult according to the age of the earth. Time flies so fast, but his unreliable wife is still so unreliable. For a while, he invested in several Gaia Xing martial arts movies. Recently, he has become fascinated by wild adventure again. The ghost knew what kind of wool his small body could explore, but he was strictly forbidden by himself.

The small spaceship landed on the mansion, Soter tidied his appearance before disembarking, although he was already an old man, he still didn’t want Russell to see his fatigue, the most important thing was that he wouldn’t make a lot of it. “Dear, you are too tired, so take a break”, “Don’t indulge yourself when you are old”, “People with high authority should take care of your body” and so on to refuse your request.

Alas, the Gaia Stars are good at everything, but the burst is too weak.

It was late in the evening, and the sky was already a little dark. Walking all the way to the main house, the Atto Custodian was already waiting at the door: “Your Majesty, you are back.”

“Well, sir?” Russell usually came to greet him at such times. Why didn’t you see anyone today? Soter is a bit strange.

“Oh, he and the children are waiting for you in the restaurant.”

Sutter was also a little hungry when it came to eating. I wandered across the hall to the restaurant. I was surprised to find that the lights were all off and the curtains were tightly drawn. Only a few dim candlesticks were lit on the dining table. The wife and children were sitting in jeopardy. There, staring at him strangely in the flickering candlelight.

“Why don’t you turn on the lights?” Sauter asked in surprise, and what did they look like? I was trembling as if I was accepting my own review.

“Suprise!” Seeing that her husband Russell didn’t have a surprised expression at all, he was rather nervous and smiled stiffly, “Hehe, it’s a candlelight dinner.”

candlelight dinner? Isn’t candlelight dinner all eaten by couples? What is a candlelight dinner for such a large group of people? Sauter sat in his seat full of doubts, and as he walked and sat down, everyone’s eyes were tightly attached to him, as if looking at some dangerous person, his eyes were about to burn him through.

“I said, did something happen?” Sauter couldn’t help asking, he felt a little uncomfortable with the weird atmosphere of the home after months of not going home.

No one answered, Soter’s gaze turned around, and finally stopped on his wife beside him. Russell twitched his mouth and smiled, stammering: “Hehe, no, nothing, what can I do, harmony The galaxy is peaceful, everyone is hungry, let’s eat.”

Everyone bowed their heads to eat as if they were on the clockwork, and their movements were neat and uniform. Although since the beginning of learning etiquette, there has never been a scene of knives and forks flying in the sky at the dinner table, but the silent situation like today is still too lethargic. When someone was surprised, Sauter became more and more surprised. He walked around and asked, “Why is there someone missing?”

“Uh-” Russell stopped his hand for a moment and said, “Father, Father, he is out on a trip.”

“I know.”

“Pan and Panther did not come back from the military training camp.”

“I know too.” Sauter looked around again, making sure that someone was missing, “What about Xiaohuan?”

Russell’s hand shook slightly, and a drop of sweat slipped from his head silently: “He, he went camping with his classmates, I, I forgot to tell you.”

“Really?” Soter continued to eat. “Very well, it’s good to make more friends.”

“Yes.” Russell’s little chicken nodded like a peck of rice, and tremblingly helped him scoop a spoonful of soup, the spoon and the bowl hit with a crisp click, “You are tired, dear, eat more.”

“What are you shaking? Are you uncomfortable?” Soter asked concerned, and reached out his hand to touch his forehead. It was all cold sweat, “Are you hot and sweating so much.”

Russell twitched a little, and pushed his hand away: “No, I’m fine, dear, hurry up and eat.”

“What’s the matter with you? Are you pregnant again?” Although they have already made up a dozen children and negotiated that they will not reproduce in a hundred years, Sauter sometimes hopes that Russell’s contraception will fail.

Russell trembled like a pendulum, and his face became deformed from twitching. He shuddered: “Dear, dear, don’t be like this. The kids are watching, and I’ve been using contraception.”

Sauter turned his head and saw all his sons staring at him nervously, as if they were watching a time bomb. They looked at each other for two seconds. Suddenly they lowered their heads neatly and began to cut the food seriously, and put them on the whole at the same time. “We didn’t see anything” expression.

Is this the legendary generation gap? Suddenly felt that it was time to pay attention to the image in front of the junior, so he coughed awkwardly, let go of his hand and continued to eat.

From an invisible angle, Russell clutched the napkin with a distorted expression, almost torn.

The dull dinner was finally over, everyone seemed to be relieved, especially Russell, as soon as he put down the tableware, he stood up: “Um…I, I’m a little uncomfortable, go to sleep for a while.”

“What’s the matter? What’s uncomfortable? Shouldn’t I ask the imperial doctor to see it?” Sauter asked nervously. Just now he had always felt that a strange atmosphere was spreading around him. Could it be a dangerous signal destined to be sent by his partner?

“No, no need, I just, just eat to support, need to sleep for digestion.” The cold sweat on Russell’s forehead came out again.

“But shouldn’t you be active after eating and supporting? Forget about your face, I’ll take you back to the room.” Sauter habitually took his shoulders, and suddenly found that his wife seemed to have grown a little bit taller,” Huh, are you growing up?”

“Yes, no, I find that it is easy to grow up when I lie down after eating every day, so I have to go to bed right now.” Russell pushed his arm away without a trace, “Why, kid We have been waiting for you for several months, so you should get along with them more. The nightlife has just begun, so there is no need to rush back to sleep haha.” He walked upstairs with his hands and feet.

Soter didn’t have time to say anything, his arm was hugged by Beech’s arms: “Ahaha, Dad is right. Father, I miss you. Come on, let’s play chess. My brothers have used me too much. I’ve never lost, please ravage me. I owe it to clean up.”

Beech and Panther are the same years old, but he is not as tall as his brother Bannon, but apparently this child has spent all his energy on the eyes of a long mind, and his IQ is not ordinary astonishing. Professional, but those courses called “Using illusory evidence to derive more illusory results” are far from satisfying his perverted brain, so he spends more time on puzzle games, such as “six-dimensional chess.”

Sauter’s biological IQ is slightly lower than Beech’s, but Shengzai’s tactical calculations are rich in practical experience. After seven or eight hours of tragic fighting, he finally defeated his son four to three. I will probably lose to you next time I come back.”

Beech was still scratching his head and reminiscing about the battle. He didn’t notice that his father had already got up and planned to leave. The brother Bannon next to him immediately stepped on his feet.

“Aw—” Beech jumped up and said angrily, “What are you doing…”

Bannon winked at him, and Beech reacted immediately, rushed over and hugged Sauter’s thigh: “Father, don’t go!”

Soter was almost thrown over by him, and asked in amazement: “What are you doing Beechcraft?”

“Uh-” Beech rolled his eyes and said, “Father, you want to run, if you win, come on, let’s fight another 300 rounds, I must win back the defeat, let us start a real man’s showdown. …”.

Sauter Black Line is just a puzzle game, do you need to pull this? Lovingly patted his son on the head: “Tomorrow, I am a little tired. Good night baby, you will become a man.”

Beech looked desperately at the back of his father’s departure, turned around a moment later, and said painfully to his brothers: “You have to testify for me, I really did my best.”

Several people glanced at each other, nodded, and showed worried and tragic expressions.

Sauter returned to the bedroom and found that his wife was lying on the big bed properly, with the quilt covering her neck, only her head was exposed, and a pair of **** eyes followed him.

“I haven’t slept yet? I’m sorry we played chess for too long. The kid Beech is getting better and better.” Sauter yawned and began to undress. Russell held out a finger from the quilt and pointed. The direction of the bathroom: “The pajamas are ready, and the bath water is in there.”

“Well, really virtuous.” Soter took off his underwear and leaned down to kiss his wife, but Russell turned his head very uncooperatively, so he only kissed his cheek.

“First, let’s take a shower.” Russell shivered again. Sauter didn’t understand why he was so nervous today. Is this also a clinical manifestation of the newlyweds syndrome?

When he came out of the shower, Sauter was surprised to find that Russell had wrapped the quilt all over his body, making it like a silkworm pupa, sweating in his head.

“What are you doing?” Sauter asked inexplicably. Russell stared at him and shook his head without speaking. Sauter had to climb on the bed and peel him layer by layer. Then he lay down beside him and hugged him with his long arms. In the arms.

Five seconds later.

Sauter’s face turned black like the bottom of a pot at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then, he turned his head slowly, his dark red pupils gleaming with an angry light in the dark: “Luo! Little! Huan! Where’s your dad?”

“Russell”‘s body was shaking more and more severely. He gently squirmed for half a meter away from Sauter, then moved half a meter, and then made a stiff smirk, and said in a sheep’s voice: “Father, Father, you, hello, haha, I, I, I just want to test if your bed is as comfortable as the second brother said, oh oh…”

“Where’s your dad?” Sauter jumped up, standing beside the bed in checkered pajamas looking at his fifth son angrily. The curls on his head exploded. Of course he didn’t mind sleeping with his sons, but the problem Where is the **** who should be sleeping next to him at this moment? !

Luo Xiaohuan saw that the confusion could no longer be passed. He got up and said with grief: “It’s none of my business. I’m all forced to do so. Dad said that if I don’t help him lie to you, I won’t let me run into his blockbuster movies, father. Wang, please forgive me. God knows how difficult it is to be popular these years. The entertainment industry is not easy to mix… Then nothing is the point. The point is that this matter is the bad idea of ​​Dad and Beech. I am also a victim, who It makes me look like my father the most…”

“How about you-dad?” Sauter dragged his son up by the collar. “Don’t tell me he went to that **** expedition!”

“Father Wang Ying, wise!” Luo Xiaohuan struggled to run quickly, and without any hesitation, he took his father’s golden cicada out of his shell and went to the sky. “Dad, he went to explore the uninhabited planet outside the galaxy. He could have been able to do it yesterday. When I came back, I encountered magnetic storm interference, so I told me to COS him a few hours in advance, and he would be back before dawn.”

“Then you didn’t think I might not be that stupid, maybe you can see that you are a fake before he comes back?” Sauter shouted angrily.

“Second brother said he will definitely hold you back. I just need to lie on the bed and pretend to be dead. I know that he is a waste of wood, and he can never do what he promised me…”

“Huh? Are you still waiting for me?” Soter smiled angrily, picked up a small bottle under the pillow, “Then what is this spray?”

“Dad said that when he comes back, he will let me spray this on you, and then he can come in and change me back when you are unconscious.”

This is the legendary…Murder of your husband? Murder your father? Soter let go, the whole person was Spartan, and at this moment he felt that the whole world was broken…

Luo Xiaohuan fell to the floor with a clatter, and hurriedly crawled out of the bedroom. Soter couldn’t care about arguing with his son. He connected his wife’s communication for the first time, and the system indicated that there was a magnetic storm that could not be connected, so He found the captain of the guard again.

“Help me check all the expeditions registered to see if there is Russell’s name.”

“Yes! Your Majesty.” The captain of the guard took the order. Sudder suddenly remembered that Russell had given a fake certificate. This time he might not use his real identity, so he immediately added: “Wait, maybe he will use a fake identity, it’s better. Use DNA sequence verification to check.”

“Yes!”

The captain of the guard was very efficient and gave feedback within a few minutes: “Your Majesty, it has been found. He is in an expedition called Starscream. At present, their spacecraft is passing through the magnetic storm zone and will land in about four hours. Planet Sagena.”

Fortunately, it didn’t cause any trouble. Sauter sighed for a long time. He was no longer asleep. He changed his coat and thought, this time when his wife comes back, he must have a good chat with him. Talking alone is not enough. If necessary, he must be taken care of. With the disciplinary measures, this guy has been spoiled for too long, and I don’t know who this family is at all!

He even taught children to lie!

Sauter thought more and more angry, and was considering what effective measures should be taken to punish his wife, the bedroom door was knocked suddenly, and a head that resembled Russell came in. Luo Xiaohuan had already taken off his wig and replaced his pajamas. He got his favorite cartoon, the hapless rabbit, and the Q was several times.

“Father, hehe.” Luo Xiaohuan smirked at Soter.

“What are you doing?” Sauter said with a sullen face, and said to himself that he had no experience in caring for children, and he was uncertain whether he should even sit down with his sons when he was cleaning up his wives.

“Father, do I act like it?” Luo Xiaohuan asked seriously, “When did you discover that I was not my father?”

Sauter’s forehead bursts with blue veins. Does this kid know how the word “death” is written? Are you afraid that Lao Tzu is not hot enough?

“Isn’t it right after the shower?” Luo Xiaohuan patted his thigh, “I know you haven’t noticed that, haha, my acting skills are really good.” Then he juggled out an electronic notebook from his pocket, “Father will sign it.” Words.”

“What?” Sauter asked, suppressing his violent meal.

“The practice table of the drama club.” Luo Xiaohuan strolled to his father’s side and clicked on the form on the notepad. “Our agency requires every member to complete a practical performance this holiday. I don’t have time since school starts. , Father, please sign it. Besides, I did a good job. You almost kissed it before…”

“Shut up! Get out!” Soter couldn’t bear to carry his son out of the window and threw it out of the window. What kind of evil I did in my last life for Mao’s family are so insufficient!

Luo Xiaohuan screamed and turned into a golden bat and rainbow dragon, hovering outside the window pitifully looking at his father: “Uh-father, are you angry?”

angry? Do you only see that Lao Tzu is angry now? Do you dare to lower your EQ? Sauter pointed his son with his index finger, gritted his teeth and said: “Before I get angry, hurry up and flash people. Also, let me quit the **** drama club tomorrow!”

Luo Xiaohuan was stunned, blinked, scratched his ears with his paws, and suddenly said: “If the wind is too strong, I can’t hear anything…” Then he flew away in a hurry, leaving only the breathless Majesty Sauter in the wind. .

In the distant Starscream expedition, the sun-stained Russell just got out of the dormant cabin. The communicator flashed. He glanced at him, and his face changed immediately. He hugged his head and screamed, “Luo Xiaohuan, you waste wood.” I want to cheat my father! It’s over and I’m dead ah ah ah ah…”

The author has something to say: Anghahahaha…

It’s New Year’s Eve, I’m shopping for New Year’s goods for my family, and shuttles to major shopping malls and farmer’s markets every day. This year’s winter clothing is really cheating. A cashmere sweater costs more than 4,000. Although Kaiyuan Mall’s activities are 100 as 128 flowers, they are still various. Can’t afford to hurt…

If you buy one and go back to honor your father, you will save it yourself. If you are unemployed, you don’t have to go out. You should buy more home clothes or something in the future.

By the way, anyone has watched “Love Apartment 2” Baa? I think Guangu’s magical dinosaur home clothes are very popular. I don’t know where they can be sold… 嘤嘤嘤嘤… I really like the claws of the clothes.