It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter - chapter 553
“It would be great if I could be a copywriter (
Some day in mid-August.
Sunny noon.
Xia Fan cleaned up the counter and coffee machine on the first floor, and planned to go upstairs to take down the bento that had been prepared for lunch.
It just so happened that the two women of Yinsha Fengyu also walked down from the second floor.
“Huh, do you want to go out?”
“Well, I’m going to eat, there is a nice new Japanese food store nearby… Xiaofan want to be together?”
“No, I have prepared a lunch box…”
Xia Fan shook his head.
And, at noon, how can I not leave a person in the store to see the store? Although the passenger flow will always be bleak and outrageous, we still can’t be passively sabotaged.
“Well, sisters are leaving first~”
The second woman said, then turned her back to him, stepped on high heels, and left with a smile.
As the sound of da da da faded away, and finally the old-fashioned door-opening bell rang, Xia Fan knew that the two had already gone out.
He went to the bathroom and washed his hands. He came to the second floor and took out the prepared bento from his locker-a platter-like dish with meatballs, egg rolls, and tempura. , Ham and so on.
If you are used to the sweets in the store, it is inevitable that you will have a longing for salty food.
——This is probably the voice of every employee who works in a pastry shop.
Humming a little tune, he took out the bento box, and then casually pulled out a weekly magazine behind the studio door, planning to go downstairs, and then make himself a cup of peach oolong milk tea, and enjoy it with lunch.
Ah, although this scene has been repeated many times, I always feel a subtle sense of happiness.
He thought so in his heart.
After that, I pulled out a weekly magazine and was about to go downstairs…
Xia Fan suddenly showed a confused expression.
He found a weird thing behind the door of the studio where the magazine column was placed.
The thing that fell in the crack of the door was a rectangular, thin book wrapped in a pure white book cover.
Picking up the book subconsciously, at the moment of seeing the cover clearly…
“This, this is…”
Xia Fan’s tone was surprised.
He held the book in one hand and looked at it carefully.
This…how to describe it.
first of all.
Two men are painted on the cover.
In the second-dimensional aesthetic style, the two men are almost in their twenties. They are very handsome, too handsome, too handsome, and handsome, showing a smell of Mary Su.
But these are not important.
Because, the two men on the cover are both disheveled, with blurred eyes in the posture of Bidong and Beidong, their actions are quite ambiguous…
The attack is distinct. (Crossed out)
Of course, in the eyes of Xia Fan, who is also a male, he is ambiguous, and this action has caused him all kinds of discomfort.
This should be a fanzine.
And it is a mysterious work by an unsigned author.
Xia Fan judged this way.
then.
On the cover of the book, the text written in elegant fonts should be the title of doujinshi.
“Let me see… “Boss I Want”… the gentle big boy protagonist, the story unfolding with the young president… Tags: Loyal Dog Attack x High Cold Acceptance…”
“…What the **** is this!”
Xia Fan was dumbfounded.
The whole seems to have a feeling of selling meat, anyway, it should be Tanmei in fanzine…
Because he is a man who has never seen these things before, so he can only guess from an amateur’s point of view.
“Why does this thing appear here?”
Xia Fan was at a loss.
He took the doujinshi in his hand and observed the meeting. He was preparing to return the object to its original place. When it was not a matter of his own, suddenly, the door of the studio was pushed open.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Xia Fan let out a series of exclamations, just as if he had done something wrong and was found out.
But at the moment of his death, he used the fastest speed to hide the flushing fanzine into his clothes.
“Xiaofan? So you are here on the second floor.”
“Huh? What’s wrong with you? Why are you like the little brother who just hid the little yellow book?”
Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao walked into the studio together.
This happens from time to time-if Bilibili is not busy, the two will occasionally come to the store during lunch breaks.
“Haha no, the teacher doesn’t have to worry about it, I just want to get a lunch box, and then go downstairs to see the store while eating.”
Xia Fan wiped the not-so-obvious cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a smiling face.
-Hiss, it’s too dangerous.
If he was seen holding something like that…I’m afraid it would not directly cause him to die socially.
Especially the people who came were Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao, his two most respected teachers.
Fortunately, under the stimulus of the desire to survive, I hid it at the speed of lightning and flint, otherwise it would really split.
It was like a stiff robot. After Xia Fan greeted the two of them, he hid “Boss I Want” in his clothes and fled the scene.
As a result, Su Chen, who had passed by him, suddenly smiled elusively, as if he had already seen everything, and whispered to him behind him:
“Xiaofan, I don’t mind, I understand all boys when they reach their age… But don’t be so blatant, just read the little yellow book at the entrance of the studio.”
“…”
As Su Xiaoxiao was still there, Xia Fan, who was elusive, could only nodded without tears, and silently carried a cauldron on his back.
Now, I can’t wash it after jumping into the Yellow River…
“Huh, wait until when there is a chance, then put this thing back.”
When he arrived on the first floor, Xia Fan carefully took the book out of his arms, without looking at it, and squeezed it into the drawer under the computer.
The saying goes well.
The most dangerous place is the safest.
This seems to be a very obvious office drawer. In fact, other than him who check out the store here every day, no one else would ever use it.
After completing this continuous operation and confirming that no one had noticed it, Xia Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He planned to finish the meal and wait until Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao left the store, then go upstairs to put the things back.
Thinking about the plan of “returning things to the original place”, Xia Fan began to think carefully when the panic gradually subsided.
He recalled the cover of the “Boss I Want” in his mind. He just patronized and was shocked and didn’t react…
Now think about it, who is this weird fanzine?
It’s not like someone in the store would have it at all!
He arranged the faces of the members of the store in his mind for analysis.
First is Xu Wenchang, the former store manager, then Su Chen, the current store manager, Su Xiaoxiao, Su Chen’s younger sister, then two teachers in the baking and decorating workshop, and finally assistants Yinsha, Fengyu, and myself.
Of course, it is impossible for each of these people to be suspicious.
Uncle Xu Wenchang has not returned from abroad, so we ruled out.
The two teachers in the back hall never enter or leave the comics studio, and they are also excluded.
Then there is myself, um, excluding myself, this must not be forgotten.
Su Chen’s words, the other party is a man at all, and the current boss of Bilibili, has no motive at all, to buy Tanmei fanzine, right?
……Naturally, it should be excluded.
Therefore, the motivated three should be Su Xiaoxiao, Yinsha, and Fengyu.
He was very convinced.
Generally speaking, only girls will watch danmei fanzine, so the prisoner is definitely among the three motivated women, which is a classic choice of three.
Detective Jun Xiafan opened his lunch while thinking.
The scent coming over his face refreshed him.
All in all, the work of solving a case is not something that ordinary shop assistants should do, let alone a painter’s thinking.
What Xia Fan is looking forward to now is that Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao go back quickly, so that the studio can be freed up so that he has a chance to quietly return Mimi’s belongings.
Otherwise, if Otosha and Fengyu come back after the meal, they are afraid that they won’t have the chance to return the book the next afternoon.
And, having said that…
Said to be Tanmei.
In fact, that thing is not a taboo product, right?
After a long time.
After eating, Xia Fan suddenly thought so curiously.
Curiosity made him tickled. He looked left and right. After confirming that there was no one around, he gently opened a corner of the drawer, took out “Boss I Want”, and turned it carefully.
“Be calm…”
Looking at the two “affectionate” men on the cover, his forehead was sweating and his breathing was short.
At the same time, I repeated silently in my heart, “Just to confirm whether the content is healthy, not really want to watch it”.
The content inside, from the beginning, is no different from ordinary comics.
It’s just that, after a “foreplay” plot, starting from a certain page of doujinshi, the two big men began to lie on the bed indescribably.
? ? ?
Ah this…?
What’s wrong with this wrong picture? !
Xia Fan was shocked.
It turns out that Tanmei subjects… are there also carnivorous ones…
Strange knowledge has increased!
Not good or bad.
This is really bad.
Such black-scented readings actually existed in the store or something, making his mind messed up.
At the time of chaos…
“Xia Fan! Do you have a good shop?”
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”
The sudden hello sound shocked him so much that he almost didn’t bounce.
The cute face was full of panic, screaming like a dying person.
Xia Fan glanced in the direction of the door.
It turned out that Yinsha and Fengyu, who came back from the meal, opened the door and walked in and greeted him.
“Sorry, it seems that it’s not time to come back?”
History is always surprisingly similar.
Keen Yinsha noticed Xia Fan’s unusual reaction, and Yinsha joked with a knowing smirk on her face.
Collect “Boss I Want” skillfully.
Xia Fan felt bad luck.
“Sister Yinsha, don’t mind, I’m just doing vocalization exercises-anyway, at the right time you came, the teacher and Xiaoxiao were also upstairs.”
“Oh, really?”
After Yinsha listened to it, He Fengyu quickly went upstairs.
Xia Fan felt a little uncomfortable as the figure watching the two women go upstairs.
They came back early.
It was beyond his expectation.
In this way, don’t you have no chance to return “Boss I Want” back today?
“Damn…Whose reading is this anyway!”
Xia Fan became irritable.
To say that among the three suspects, the one with the most otaku breath is of course Su Xiaoxiao…
But the other party has never even talked about works on this subject.
She is an otaku girl but not a rotten girl, so the suspicion is small.
Not to mention Otosha’s words, she usually looks enthusiastic and generous, unlike someone who would behave like hiding a book.
As for Feng Yu, the other party seems to be only interested in readings on the subject of Secondary Two.
No matter what, he couldn’t imagine that Feng Yu looked at Tanmei ○○ doujinshi with that serious expression.
The other party has only watched “Guilty Crown” and “Accelerated World” recently!
“It’s no longer possible, I opened the gate.”
Burning a lot of brain cells, the reasoning completely entered a dead end, Xia Fan was paralyzed on the table with a headache.
In this case, the last resort is to hide the books here, wait until the shop closes at night, and then return them, and return the “Boss I Want” to the original place.
As for the prisoner, it’s okay not to see it, and to pretend to be nothing after the thing is returned to the original place, it is better not to think about it.
Determined for the battle plan, Xia Fan was mentally prepared to “sneak in after closing the shop.”
Ok……
About half an hour later, Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao left the store and returned to the company.
Xia Fan went upstairs and took a look. The two women sat in their seats and did not move. There was no blind spot in the studio, so they had to wait until the store closed and then came back to implement the combat plan.
A disturbing afternoon passed.
Because it is August, the days are long and the nights are short.
It wasn’t until six o’clock that Otosha and Fengyu had any intention of ending their work.
And Xia Fan, who saw this scene, couldn’t ask for it, and just came up at six o’clock, and completed a series of processes of closing the door and closing the store.
“Then, Sister Yinsha, Sister Fengyu, see you tomorrow.”
“See Xiaofan tomorrow!”
“see you tomorrow.”
The three separated at the door of the store and returned to their residences.
Xia Fan deliberately pretended to be the same as usual, returned to the residence normally, took a slow shower, changed a set of less conspicuous clothes, and returned to the store.
This is what he deliberately controlled the time ~www.mtlnovel.com~.
Otherwise, if you turn back too soon, what should you do if you encounter someone who has forgotten to take it?
but.
When he walked around the back door of the store and was about to open the door and sneak in, he was dumbfounded.
“No, no?”
Looking at the back door of the store that has not been locked, he muttered to himself in a daze.
——Before he left, he confirmed that the door was locked, and now it was opened by someone, indicating that there must be someone who returned to the shop.
And I chose to go through the back door with a guilty conscience…
What does this show?
It shows that the people in the store are most likely criminals!
After the prisoner discovered that important readings were missing during the day, he was calm on the surface, but he was panicked to death, so he decided to come to the store to look for the “Boss I Want” at night when there was no one after the store closed.
Thinking from the perspective of the prisoner, Xia Fan felt that he was gradually prying the truth of the matter.
The options placed in front of him now are nothing more than two.
One is to stay calm, watch the changes, and wait for the people inside to go in and return the book.
The second is to satisfy one’s curiosity, go straight in and solo hard, and by the way, figure out who the prisoner is…
So, do you still have to think about it?
It is pure man, decisively choose the second one!
Xia Fan opened the door lightly, like a secret spy lurking in the enemy base camp, cautiously starting to search for the prisoners in the shop.
According to him.
The prisoner will definitely be very anxious at this time, and panicked looking for the place where the books and magazines were lost, that is, the studio on the second floor.
If you go directly to the second floor, you can see the true face of the prisoner 80% of the time.
As he deduced in his heart, Xia Fan went upstairs cautiously without making any footsteps.
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