It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter - chapter 568

“It would be great if I could be a copywriter (

“Thanks for the compliment, should I write a question next?”

“Although let the horse come here.”

“…”

Su Chen faintly published the puzzle: “A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender took out a gun and aimed at him, but the man said thank you…Excuse me, what is the process of the story?”

“Is it the only way…”

The total egg was lost in thought.

Although it was more detailed than the previous question, the first reaction of the two of them was still confused after hearing the question.

This is also the charm of sea turtle soup.

Through continuous adaptation of logical thinking, we can achieve the same reasoning brain as the questioner.

“The bartender thanked him for taking out a gun… Isn’t it the real gun?”

“No.”

“What?” Egg always was shocked, and continued to ask, “Did the bartender have a dispute with the man? For example…get angry about something.”

In turtle soup questions, the answers are usually curious and terrifying.

Just like the previous question in threes and threes, the answer was unexpectedly horrible and chilling.

Therefore, President Dan is also trying to kill people and rely on disputes.

However, Su Chen’s answer is still–

“No.”

“Isn’t it a dispute? Did the two people know each other in the story?”

“No.”

“Did the bartender regret the act of taking his gun afterwards? In other words, was there some misunderstanding between the two?”

“Neither.”

“When a man says thank you, is his tone deceptive and ironic?”

“No.”

Three-three asked several questions in a row.

The available answers are no.

Unable to grasp the core of the question.

The two people in the story are not acquaintances, are not joking, nor cause disputes, and have no motive for conflict…

It’s hard to understand the truth of the fact that one by one guns out and one thank you.

“Team pig, don’t waste time on these insignificant issues.”

Egg always faces three or three “no” answers in a row, without any polite complaints.

Sansan ignored him, still concentrating on thinking.

He suddenly recalled the key points of the problem that he had just cleared up, and then suddenly showed his comprehension.

“I see! The answer to this question.”

“???”

Mr. Dan raised countless question marks in his heart, and asked in wonder, “Do you understand?”

“Yes, I guess the answer is like this.”

“The man hiccups. He hopes to drink something in the bar to improve the situation. The bartender realized this and chose to scare him with a gun. When the man was nervous, the hiccups disappeared naturally, so I sincerely thanked the bartender and left…”

With that said, Sansan was still observing the reaction of Su Chen, the person who asked the question.

I don’t know if the opponent’s eyebrows twitched slightly because of the shaking.

“Congratulations, you got it right.” Su Chen shrugged and replied.

The topic he was thinking of was not about curiosity and horror, but just thinking about a very ordinary process from an unexpected angle.

“This is too boring…”

After hearing the correct answer, the egg always looks boring.

At this point, the round of the game is over.

Because everyone guesses the question very quickly, the question egg for the second round has not been decided yet.

Therefore, the person who asked the question came in threes and threes.

“Xiao Ming’s brother raised a hamster. One day the hamster died. His brother was very sad. So my mother bought a piece of chocolate as big as a hamster for his brother. As a result, Xiao Ming died the next day…”

“Ah this? How did Xiao Ming die?”

“Have you forgotten? I can only answer whether you are or not.” Sansan said in an angry tone.

“Then… Did Xiao Ming commit suicide?”

“No.”

“Did the younger brother kill it?” Su Chen asked.

“Yes!”

“Brother killed… hamster-sized chocolate…”

Egg always sorted out the information silently.

“Ah, the chocolate is made by hamsters, scared Xiao Ming to death?”

“No…what the **** is the chocolate made by hamsters? The cocoa beans became refined and turned into hamsters?” The corners of the third eye twitched.

The egg always squeezed his chin: “Then… was my brother killed the hamster?”

“No.”

“Hamster committed suicide?”

“No!”

“Is the hamster buried?”

“No! What is this special? You ask this, it has nothing to do with the story, okay?”

Sansan’s tone gradually became irritable.

He found that it seemed that it was a mistake to play turtle soup with Mr. Dan…

The other party can always give him the whole point.

“Please stop mentioning bad questions and wasting the number of times, okay?” Su Chen also raised his forehead and complained weakly.

But one thing is very strange.

When he had just listened to this topic, his first reaction was “Chocolate is made by hamsters”, which is exactly the same as Dan’s thinking.

This can’t help but plunge him into contemplation.

Perhaps…I was imperceptibly affected by my mental retardation?

It’s like Hezhen, who has just crossed the past, has been with Lan Mao Suqing for a long time, and has been assimilated into a class of people…

It seems that the symptoms of mental retardation are transmitted from person to person.

No, no, you have to figure out the answer first.

Su Chen also joined the questioning army.

“Did Xiao Ming kill the hamster?”

“No.”

“Is mom partial to Xiao Ming?”

“unimportant.”

“…”

After asking the question, Su Chen also began to sort out the clues.

To be honest, this question is quite puzzled…

The hamster was dead, and my brother was very sad, so my mother bought chocolate, and Xiao Ming died…

Just as he gradually restored the truth of the matter–

Mr. Egg stood up again.

“I know it again!”

“The truth of the puzzle! You can’t go wrong this time!”

The two looked at him: “Oh, then tell me.”

“Ahem! Listen up—”

Mr. Egg made two soft coughs pretending to be mysterious, then switched the voice lines, and the seconds became serious.

Just like Moori Kogoro in a changing state.

“The answer to this question is actually very simple-Xiao Ming is a dog! He ate the chocolate his mother gave to his brother and died!”

“…Because dogs can’t eat chocolate! So indirectly, it is the younger brother who killed Xiao Ming!”

“???”

The two were stunned by Mr. Dan’s answer.

Good guy, Xiao Ming just stopped being a human being!

but.

Don’t tell me.

Think about it a little bit.

It seems to make sense!

Because the title does not say that Xiao Ming is a person or a dog, and in this way, the fact that a dog can’t eat chocolate will be ignored by the guesser… Maybe this is the trap of the person who wrote the question.

Su Chen subconsciously looked at Sansan.

The latter said in a complex tone: “Uh, although the statement of Mr. Dan is impeccable… But it is a pity that in my setting, Xiao Ming is a human being.”

Finished.

The egg suddenly wilted, and sat down obediently.

Originally, I was quite complacent about my reasoning this time, but I didn’t expect that such a perfect problem-solving was actually wrong.

So the guessing party enters the inquiry stage again.

Thanks to someone, there are only six inquiries left at this time.

“Does younger brother like chocolate very much?”

“Yes.” Sansan nodded.

President Dan suddenly regained his spirit: “I know it again! Xiao Ming also likes to eat chocolate, and then stole his brother’s chocolate, and it happened that the chocolate was poisoned to death!”

“No! Shakou.”

Egg always wasted the number of inquiries again perfectly, the real pig teammate.

Su Chen weakly explained to him: “Why does my mother send poisonous things to my brother? Your logic is very strange.”

Egg always curled his lips: “Because I thought about it three or three times, so I tried to guess from the dark answer…Who made this guy a gloomy uncle?”

“???? You are a leftover man who is so gloomy that you can’t find a blind date, and you are ashamed to say that someone else…”

“Hurt, my age is different! I’m a few years younger than Sansan!” Dan always made a deliberate gesture of showing off, “Also, I am not a leftover man! I am a noble nonmarriage!”

Sansan also succeeded in getting angry, with a black face like Bao Gong: “…I advise you not to be too smug, brother egg.”

“Am I not telling the truth? Uncle Sansan?”

“Why are you a dead bachelor looking for a fight, right?”

“You scold again?”

“Dead house bachelor! Woman-phobia! Isn’t that right?”

“Haha, the middle-aged old man is in a hurry!”

Like elementary school students scolding each other, the two of them rip apart every day.

——Only the friends of Chaotie quarrel like this, which is also the evidence of their excellent relationship.

Taking advantage of the fighting between these two treasures, Su Chen was still deducing puzzles.

The younger brother likes chocolate.

And Xiao Ming was killed by his younger brother…

Wait?

So, my brother’s motive for killing Xiao Ming… was chocolate?

Then everything can be explained in one way.

The winning ticket for Su Chen, who is pushing the truth step by step, is in hand.

Subsequently.

Interrupted the two people who were arguing and announced the answer:

“The puzzle process should be like this—”

“Because of the hamster’s death, my brother got a piece of chocolate as big as a hamster,”

“This made my younger brother think that as long as you die one thing, you can get the same size chocolate…”

“So, the brother who loves chocolate killed Xiao Ming.”

“He thought that he would get a giant chocolate as big as Xiao Ming.”

“The above is the answer to the puzzle I deduced.”

Wait until he finishes speaking in one breath.

The egg was always stunned at the sound, crying out for the fuck.

What the **** is this deduction?

Although the logic makes sense…but Nima is curious.

Outrageous.

“How can this be the correct answer?”

Egg always exclaimed and interjected, but Sansan nodded indifferently:

“Congratulations, you are right, you deserve to be a master of suspense.”

“Ah, this?” Egg always was shocked, “Chocolate as big as Xiao Ming…”

“The answer to the sea turtle soup is like this…” Su Chen, “Many stories are strange, they make sense, and they seem to be extremely scary in human nature.”

“Moreover, at an age with imperfect values, it is really possible for children to have this kind of logic.”

Three or three rolled his eyes, “Don’t underestimate education!”

“That’s right!” Su Chen echoed.

The education of children is really important.

On how bear children are formed.

Logical values ​​have not yet been formed, causing many children to have scheming at a young age.

——For example, pretending to cry in order to eat candy, the bus pretending to be weak in order to win the sympathy of others, and not going to school to pretend to be sick, etc…

Many bear kids are actually by our side.

“That’s right…”

“Can’t we fix the problem of the sun?”

The egg is always depressed.

“The cleaver just now is okay…I can’t stand it anymore.”

“I feel that with perfect logic and details, I can continue to write about Matsuzaka Sugar’s happy life.”

“Thanks for the compliment, who should be next?” Sansan.

“I haven’t figured it out yet… By the way, do you want to eat chocolate? It’s the same size as a hamster.” Su Chen suddenly asked with nasty fun.

“…” The other two fell into weird silence and shook their heads.

It’s like going to a whole fish feast after watching the sewer mermaid, to ensure that you can’t swallow a bite.

…

In later games, several people came up with a few questions one after another, and then they felt too much brain-burning and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to play.

On the stove table of the egg house apartment, full of wine glasses, a simple cocktail party was held.

As the host, the egg always lays out some snacks, and after preparing neatly with his hands and feet, he also sits at the warming table.

“Waiting for a long time, what do you drink?”

“I have dry beer, Harbin beer, old snowflake… Apple brandy…”

Egg always cleaned the refrigerator and asked.

The answer is also obvious.

A bunch of domestic beer mixed in with an apple brandy, then you must try this famous wine.

“Try this bottle of brandy.”

Sansan answered without hesitation, Dan always poured wine into the glasses for him and Su Chen.

The bright yellowish-brown liquid is very beautiful, and the room is instantly filled with the fragrance of apples and distilled wine.

“Anyway, the work is hard.”

“Ok.”

The three raised their wine glasses and touched them lightly. After a simple toast, everyone couldn’t wait to take a sip.

Then the egg always seemed to think of something, and suddenly took out the phone.

“Ah, wait a minute.”

“what’s happenin?”

“Su Chen, please sit there and give me a V sign.”

“……Like this?”

Although he didn’t know what he was going to do, Su Chen put down his glass~www.mtlnovel.com~ to complete what the egg said.

Then President Dan unceremoniously squeezed next to him, and made a V gesture like the one that hooked his shoulders and back, and then controlled the selfie camera of the phone with his other hand.

“Okay, Sansan, you also come to take a mirror.”

“What are you doing?”

“Show off a wave of connections on Weibo!”

Egg always answered while posing.

“…?”

Seeing that Sansan still didn’t understand, he went on to explain:

“Didn’t I often show up in the media recently?”

—— Mr. Dan’s debut work “Sophie Next Door” is also a phenomenal light daily work. The serialized now “Listen to Dad” is one of the best-selling works of Lightning Strike Library. The adapted animation will be released in April this year. b station.

Therefore, Mr. Egg began to hold frequent signing meetings, as well as various interviews with animation magazines and online news, which have gained a certain reputation in the industry.

“Showing up and standing too high means that the storm is on the cusp.”

“In order to prevent malicious people or groups from messing with me… I have to hug President Su’s thigh tightly!”

“Let’s open Weibo and see that the boss of Bilibili and I are hxd, who would dare to **** me? Who would dare to have no good intentions? I can definitely go through the extraordinary period smoothly…”

The egg always explained in a series.

Let Sansan feel very emotional, “It’s not easy for you.”

Su Chen has no fluctuations.

He doesn’t mind brushing his face and helping an old friend a little bit.

So the three people gathered at one end of the stove table, with a corner of the apartment as a clean background.

Click—!

Accompanied by a crisp sound of taking pictures, the faces of everyone at this time were recorded in the photos.

this moment.

It is not a memorable day.

But it makes people feel surprisingly relaxed and happy.

…