Italian First Love Diary - Chapter 1

“The Daily Life of Living in Italy with My First Love” Master Cao Lan

2017-01-06,

My first love was named Ling Jun, and it has been seven years since. From my juvenile to adulthood, from the age when I was ignorant of not knowing love, to the present day when I was full of wings, I also knew the warmth of the world.

The reason why Mr. Zero is called Mr. Zero is because he has the letter L in his name, and he is simply like a piece of white paper, referred to as Zero.

I still remember that when I first met Ling Jun, I was in a certain Italian language class.

At that time, I was unfamiliar with my hometown and language when I went abroad, so I went to a cram school to learn oral English.

The cram schools are run by nuns and priests who love Chinese culture. The teachers are Italians, so some Chinese translators who are good at Italian will be invited to assist in the teaching, and Ling Jun is one of them.

On the first day of class, I saw that the instructor was Italian, and I was confused on the spot. When thinking about how to understand foreign words, Ling Jun just broke into my sight-vaguely remembered that he was wearing white long sleeves, jeans, one hand against the door frame, panting: “Sorry, I’m late. Up.”

Looking against the light, he didn’t see Qing Ling’s face very much, only that his voice was very good, and he still has an impression to this day.

【1】

My physique is very bad, I have a headache and cough in mild cases, and a fever in bed.

Therefore, Lingjun specifically restricts my food and clothing things-for example, I must not eat too much sugar. Now young people have a lot of diabetes and must start from childhood; for example, I must not eat too much puffed food and carbonated drinks. If the stomach is not good, it is easy to get gastritis. If it develops, gastric cancer is unknown; and preserved foods must be banned, such as fried noodles with bean paste, absolutely impossible.

So my old age… No, my youth is more miserable, and I need to avoid it all the time.

Once, I had dinner at Lingjun’s house. Because of my taste for hot and sour, I carefully pulled Lingjun’s clothes and muttered, “I want a little vinegar.”

“Do you think you can eat it?” I just went to the family doctor to buy stomach medicine yesterday. Ling Jun probably thought I still had a face to mention, so he chuckled in anger.

“Just a little bit, unpo (a little bit).” I whispered again.

Lingjun’s mother couldn’t help it anymore, she yelled distressedly: “It doesn’t matter if you are a little jealous? Why not make her jealous!”

Ling Jun squinted at me, probably thinking that I was very scheming, very good at judging the situation, and deliberately pretended to be pitiful in front of his mother and beg jealous. However, this was of no use. Ling Jun became strict, and it was useless even his mother interceded.

“Then, just a little bit, don’t even think about touching it for the next month.”

“…” I had a hard time saying that I could only nod my head.

But in fact, my heart is: Buddha is one foot high and the road is one foot high. Do you think I will easily give up?

【2】

My level of paranoia about snacks is not imaginable by ordinary people, so I often do whatever it takes to achieve my goals.

I used to play a child’s temper with Ling Jun, turned off his mobile phone, and blacked out his Penguin. He started to check snacks in the refrigerator by himself-by all means to treat his emotional intelligence. Eat a bucket of ice cream and a few packets of marshmallows.

After all, when you are in love, you need to report to Lingjun to eat snacks, and you don’t need to report to the zero-lord. Occasionally, I secretly ate a few candies on the phone, and Mr. Ling can also tell the clues from the vague words.

About three hours later, my inspiration flashed, and I thought that there was a box of new yogurt that had never been opened in the refrigerator of Lingjun’s house… What can I do? I’m not the kind of person who wastes snacks at will.

So, I figured it out and turned it on.

Ling Jun anxiously dialed in again and said, “You have been shut down for so long by yourself, are you crying secretly in the corner?”

I am vague: “Nothing…”

In fact, I know I will reconcile, but I just want to take the opportunity to reach some of my secret little secrets.

Although it was dismantled that night, I don’t want to buy the snacks for next month.

【3】

Recently, gluttonous insects came to his head, carrying Lingjun secretly eating snacks.

Ling Jun stared at him secretly for a long time. When I was overjoyed, he said gloomily, “Are you happy to eat?”

I stammered: “I didn’t eat.”

“Reinstall.”

Now that I was discovered, I can only use the trick of breaking the boat. I picked up the little biscuits and bribed him: “Do you want a piece of it?”

Now that I’m on my ship, that’s my person, so the previous things will be wiped out.

“No.”

The bribery fails, I die.

How can I just give up? This is not my usual style of being in the world, so I once again mustered up the courage and presented all the snacks with both hands: “That’s all for you?”

“No.”

After being humiliated and humiliated by him repeatedly, I was also anxious. But I dare not imagine the consequences of such resignation. I can only persevere and create a strange trick: “Then what do you want?”

Mr. Ling was very good at talking today. He looked at me for a long time and said in a low voice: “If you really want to hide from the sky, then you will pay for it?”

I didn’t expect Ling Jun to be such a person. Why didn’t I see it before? It’s me who looked away and have always had illusions about him…

If you had known that he was so easy to talk about, what would count as a few times?

【4】

In fact, Ling Jun is still very reasonable occasionally.

When he goes to the supermarket, he will call and ask me what snacks I want to eat.

I clicked the key point, “Actually, I don’t want to eat a lot. Mimi Shrimp Crackers are also okay. You can have a few random servings of Haojia Potato Chips. Do you have meat muffins? I want two boxes and sesame peanuts. For sugar and the like, you can just take a look and buy thirty or fifty samples.”

His tone is sinister: “What?”

“Just buy three or five things.”

“I’m asking if you drink soy milk, don’t think about other things.”

“Oh, then I drank it.” So, with the last blood, I resolutely hung up the phone.

I have never seen such a brazen person who goes to a snack supermarket to buy only soy milk!

When Ling Jun came home, I nodded and bowed: “I bought soy milk. Other things. I have oral ulcers. It’s not a problem if I don’t eat it. Right? Am I good? Can I eat sushi next week?”

“It depends on your performance.” Ling Jun smiled satisfied.

I have exposed so much black material here. I still have to praise this man who cared and took care of me like a father. After all, no one would test the milk from various origins in the laboratory to understand which origin and type of milk. It’s appropriate to eat, and then buy it for me to drink as breakfast milk.