It’s a Stepmother, Not a Sister [70s] - Chapter 118

    ”What?”

    ”The auntie said!

    Since you can’t catch the monkey on the mountain, you can get another monkey.

    Jiang Shuangling: “…Cub, do you want to go to the Mountain City Performing Arts Troupe?” If he couldn’t catch wild monkeys, he wanted to catch artificial monkeys, but the other party remembered it.

    Qi Hui raised his head and nodded vigorously, “Mmmmmm.”

    As long as you can see the monkeys.

    ”Ok, go, go, I’ll show you, but let’s ask other people’s opinions.” Jiang Shuangling considered this The little guy, if he is obsessed with catching monkeys, this can be regarded as the obsession of children.

    During dinner at night, Jiang Shuangling told the rest of the family about this matter. She originally thought that others in the family would have any objections, but the result was As soon as she said these words, all the family members raised their hands and feet in approval.

    Of course, except for Qi Heng.

    Qi Heng just took his rice bowl and ate silently, not saying yes or no.

    Qi Yue: “Brother is going to play a monkey?!”

    Jiang Che: “My nephew is going to play a monkey?!”

    Zhao Yinghua almost laughed: “The little grandson plays the monkey, can you see it on TV?!”

    Children Qi Hui insisted: “I’m going to catch monkeys!”

    Qi Yue glanced at his younger brother Dwarf Melon, and thought that the other man might really look like a little monkey with a furry coat, so he was also interested, “Then brother can also catch Monkey!”

    ”Brother Monkey” is as cute as the little monkey on the mountain, and he wants to smear his face with his own hands.

    And you can also feed “Brother Monkey” to eat cookies.

    Jiang Che: “Can I catch it too?”

    Zhao Yinghua: “Everyone can catch it!

    Qi Hui wondered, he was the only one in the family who wanted to catch monkeys before, why does everyone want to catch monkeys now?

    ”Mom, why do you want to catch monkeys too.”

    Jiang Shuangling, Qi Heng: “…”

    Jiang Shuangling coughed, “Because the little monkey is cute.”

    Especially the little monkey Huihui, who had covered himself with fur, everyone in the family was watching the show, this little guy who was noisy at home for a long time, almost Equivalent to a “monkey on the run”.

    Go, go, send him to play a monkey better, let him be a monkey monkey.

    In the whole family, except for Qi Hui himself, the other five people showed fascinated smiles to each other.

    —they want to catch monkeys too!

    Whoever catches monkeys, people will always catch them.

    The little monkey Qi Hui, who didn’t know his situation for the time being, opened the bowl and said, “Mom, I want to drink soup.”

    ”Come and scoop it yourself.”

    Jiang Shuangling put on her pajamas after taking a shower, she brushed the black hair around her ear, and she was refreshed, as if the backlog of troubles were all swept away And Kong, the stinky brat finally stopped chasing monkeys.

    Because he was going to be a monkey himself.

    Qi Heng was sitting on the bedside reading a book, Jiang Shuangling walked over and sat on his lap, hugged the man’s neck, and smiled at the man’s handsome face, “Qi Heng, are you going to send your son to be a monkey?”

    Jiang Shuangling held Qi Heng’s face, Qi Heng looked at her with the same eyes.

    After studying for a few minutes, Jiang Shuangling laughed into Qi Heng’s arms, “No way, I can’t imagine you are a monkey.”

    Comrade Jiang thought, if the dog man is a monkey, he must be a calm killer monkey.

    But he’s still a monkey hahahaha…

    Qi Heng put down the book in his hand, temporarily unable to understand why his daughter-in-law looked at his face and smiled like this, “What’s wrong with me being a monkey?”

    Jiang Shuangling shouted with expression: “Brother Monkey.”

    Qi Heng: “…”

    Jiang Shuangling suddenly became interested, and pushed him with her elbow, “You have no interest at all, I thought that after being married for so many years, you have changed Who knows, it’s still so silent.”

    ”Your daughter-in-law, Xiao Jiang, speaks, don’t you know how to say something appropriate?”

    Qi Heng frowned, “…What?”

    Jiang Shuangling glanced at him in disgust, “What else can I say, let me cooperate with you, Brother Monkey.”

    Qi Heng: “… Junior Brother Sha?”

    Jiang Shuangling: “…”

    This cooperation was a bit too much, so she couldn’t help but continue to say: “Second Senior Brother was taken away by the goblin.”

    Qi Heng: “…”

    Inexplicably weird.

    Jiang Shuangling hugged him and laughed wildly.

    Because of the strong request of Qi Hui’s children and the ardent expectations of his family, Jiang Shuangling took the time to take Qi Hui, the prepared little monkey cub, to the Shancheng Performing Arts Troupe , The place where the art troupe is located is very large, and it is lively and lively. Not only the sound of gongs and drums on the spot, but also the sound of music from the stereo.

    The staff in the rehearsal room came and went in a hurry. There was a drama on the stage. Jiang Shuangling took the little monkey cub to watch the half-time drama. , Qi Hui looked around curiously.

    The complex plot love-hate entanglement in the drama cannot attract four or five year old children.

    In the practice room next door, the man dressed in costume was changing his face rhythmically, Qi Hui looked at him in amazement, of course, he was even more jealous of each other Stick and knife in hand.

    There are dance rehearsals, dramas, and operas here. Qi Hui Qi Hui has seen it on TV, but this is the first time he has seen it in reality These interesting things.

    Jiang Shuangling took him to see the head of the performance troupe, Zeng. Head Zeng led them to briefly introduce the Shancheng Performing Arts Troupe. Later, I found a teacher Xie.

    Mr. Xie, with a moustache, took Qi Hui’s basic skills test and let Qi Hui’s children join in as a small actor. Of course, the main reason is that Qi Hui’s little boy looks good.

    The group is going to rehearse a song and dance landscape drama recently, and they need a lot of children like Qi Hui to play wild monkey cubs. television.

    ”How old is the little guy?”

    ”Almost five.”

    ”Hey, he’s a little taller than normal kids.”

    ”Look at this child’s three courts and five eyes, your child is so good-looking.” Teacher Xie has read countless people, of course, Qi Hui can be seen He is a good seedling, whether it is his appearance or voice, he is really the best among ordinary people, and God will reward him for his meals.

    At this point, Qi Hui began to eat and drink in the performance group, and also met many other children. Of course, he was the youngest among the group of children of.

    Teacher Xie of the performance troupe admires him very much, because Qi Hui’s voice condition is very good, he wants to teach him his voice personally, but…

    Qi Hui once opened his throat and sang a few words, Teacher Xie doubted his life.

    Mr. Xie: “…” What is this singing?

    Children Qi Hui is also an immersive singer. He sings to entertain himself and makes Teacher Xie silent.

    Teacher Xie didn’t believe in this evil, so he worked hard to teach Qi Hui for a few days, and found that the child sang differently every day, and ran a hundred and eight thousand miles out of tune .

    In the end, Teacher Xie sighed in front of Jiang Shuangling: “The child is still too young.”

    Jiang Shuangling laughed awkwardly, thinking that no matter how old she is, she will still be out of tune.

    No matter how good Qi Hui’s timbre is, he can only be an emotional host at most.

    Once you start singing, you will need millions of tuners.

    Qi Hui had a lot of fun in the performing arts troupe. Although he couldn’t change into the monkey costume in the first few days, for him, there was too much What a novelty, playing with sticks, boxing, singing, dancing, etc., attracted him more than “catching monkeys”.

    Although this cub came to catch monkeys, after coming here, he has gradually forgotten his origin.

    When going to the performance troupe to rehearse, Qi Hui specially told his mother to run to Jiang Shuangling and ask her mother to prepare a bag of peanuts for him, Jiang Shuangling smiled He touched his head and packed him a bag of salted boiled peanuts.

    ”Take it and eat it.” After playing the monkey, did this guy fall in love with eating peanuts?

    Qi Hui peeled off a peanut and tasted it, then shook his head, “Mom, I want raw peanuts.”

    Jiang Shuangling wondered: “Why? Huihui, don’t you like fried peanuts and salted peanuts?”

    Qi Hui: “Mom, I want to eat raw peanuts now. I’m going to bring them to my new friends.”

    Jiang Shuangling: “…a new friend who likes to eat raw peanuts?”

    Qi Hui tilted his head: “It’s better to eat raw peanuts.”

    Jiang Shuangling didn’t know, so she went to change him a bag of raw peanuts, Qi Hui opened his arms around his pockets of peanuts, Jiang Shuangling: “…”

    Jiang Shuangling took this little guy to the performing arts troupe and met the little friend Qi Hui had met.

    A five or six year old bald boy.

    This boy is about the same size as Qi Hui, he looks like a little Maitreya Buddha, simple and honest, he looks very pleasing, and his face is natural With three or four smiles, the two little guys were very happy to meet.

    ”Zhezhe, here I come!

    ”Hui Hui!

    …

    When the two little guys met, they hugged each other very warmly. It seems that they have formed a good friendship over the past few days.

    ”Zhezhe, I brought peanuts for you to eat.”

    The little bald head named “Zhezhe” took a few peanuts and peeled them open, his originally festive eyebrows wrinkled, “Huihui, why are raw peanuts?”

    Qi Hui nodded, “You need to eat less salt.”

    Jiang Shuangling: “…?????”

    What is her cub talking about?

    【“Because monkeys can only eat raw peanuts, you think monkeys are like you, if the little monkey eats fried peanuts or salted peanuts, it may lose hair. .”

    ”It’s like losing your hair.”

    ”If your hair falls bald, you’ll be sad too, right? Huihui.”

    “Does eating too much salted peanuts cause hair loss?”

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    ”Oh.”]

    Jiang Shuangling recalled in a trance the conversation she had spoken with Qi Hui before.

    —but that’s not right

    Qi Hui: “Because my mother said that eating salted peanuts and fried peanuts will cause hair loss”

    Xu Zhezhe scratched his bald head, “But I don’t have any hair to fall out?”

    She was already shaved.

    Xu Zhezhe said seriously: “Huihui, you can’t eat salt, you can bring me salt peanuts in the future.”

    In Xu Zhezhe’s children’s cognition, Qi Hui still has hair to fall, so if eating salt will cause hair loss, then Huihui can’t eat it.

    Qi Hui blinked: “But I won’t lose my hair?”

    ”Didn’t you say that eating salt will cause hair loss?”

    …

    Jiang Shuangling: “!…

    Jiang Shuangling could only helplessly grab the two children and re-correct the facts. Pulled hands and ran to play.

    Jiang Shuangling: “…”

    Taking care of children is tiring.

    Qi Hui’s training in the group was very hard for their children. Jiang Shuangling made him some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and glutinous rice balls. To eat, he took Xu Zhezhe’s children to eat together.

    After eating, they went to watch the program rehearsed by the adults together. Jiang Shuangling breathed a sigh of relief, and only felt that her ears were clean.

    This little guy finally stopped catching the monkey.

    I used up my energy here, and I was obedient when I got home, and I didn’t do any damage at home. All his energy was exhausted, and he was no longer interested in tearing down the house.

    ”Wait, line up, one, two, three…”

    ”Xiao Zhang, stand over a little bit, yes, yes, the camera keeps up…”

    …

    Jiang Shuangling walked around the edge of the stage and saw a video camera recording here, she looked at the scene in front of her, and an idea came to her mind. :- I want to buy a camera.

    Although this era is an old-fashioned point-and-shoot camera, it is bulky or cumbersome, and requires film, but a point-and-shoot camera is also a camera, you can take pictures.

    When she returned home, Jiang Shuangling also thought about buying a camera, but she occasionally felt that she should not make impulse purchases. Cameras are very expensive these days. New models have been released in a few years. However, cameras like mobile phones are enjoyed on a first-come, first-served basis. With a camera in hand, I keep a lot of photos for my family every year, but their family goes to take family photos every year. She herself Can also draw, is it really necessary to buy a camera at this time?

    The reform and opening up will soon be in line with the world, and there will be more new cameras in two years…

    After Jiang Shuangling returned home, she thought about it, and when Qi Heng entered the room and saw her uneasy appearance, she asked directly, “What do you want to buy? “

    Jiang Shuangling was stunned, “???How do you know I want to buy something?”

    Qi Heng smiled, “Guess.”

    ”Brother, I want to buy a camera. Sister Jiang is afraid you won’t agree.”

    ”If you want to buy it, buy it, when will you not agree?”

    Jiang Shuangling smiled, “Then buy it!

    If you wait a few years for new models, then keep buying new cameras!

    Qi Heng saw her so happy, her eyes were crooked like a small crescent moon, just like a successful little fox, she couldn’t help but hold her in his arms, lightly He kissed her lips lightly.

    Like the kiss of a fish, it leaves as soon as it is touched, falling on her face and lips one after another.

    After the kiss, Jiang Shuangling’s eyes became a little more moist, she leaned against Qi Heng’s arms, carefully looked at each other’s face, remembered the other party’s smile just now The appearance of another burst of unbearable jump acceleration.

    According to the truth, it is obvious that they have been together for five years, no matter how good-looking this face is, she should be tired of seeing it.

    However, perhaps because the handsome face of the other party is too good-looking, every time I see him smiling, I still have the initial throbbing.

    Jiang Shuangling is suddenly a little worried about the arrival of two years later. They all say that the couple is prone to the seven-year itch. They have been married for five years now. At the age of seven, will the legendary seven-year itch also appear?

    ”What’s wrong with Sister Jiang?” Seeing her froze in his arms, Qi Heng gently stroked her long hair and asked softly.

    ”It’s nothing.” Jiang Shuangling recovered and continued to look at Qi Heng’s face, “I just found out that you look so good-looking, it’s a big loss for not buying a camera before.

    ”Really?”

    ”Yes, after the camera is bought, I will take ten single photos of you alone!  … It’s like taking pictures.

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    ”The camera is back!”

    ”Bought the camera back!

    The couple worked very fast, and an oversized black bump camera soon appeared in their home. The camera of this era was bulky and large, and the appearance was different. It’s not good-looking, but the family is still excited.

    No one can refuse to take pictures.

    ”Wow wow! Mom’s camera!” Qi Hui, a four or five-year-old child, has already understood the beauty of the camera, he likes to take pictures!

    Zhao Yinghua was also very happy, “A camera?”

    Even the older brother Qi Yue, who had become very calm, couldn’t hold back his little-known narcissistic tail, “How do you use the camera? Mom? , take a picture for me first.”

    Jiang Che surrounded him, occupying the favorable terrain in front of the camera, “Sister, help me shoot!”

    The dwarf melon Qihui is the farthest from the camera, and can only dance hard by the legs of a few adults, hoping that he will not be ignored, “Huihui also wants to Photograph!

    ”Don’t make noise, don’t make noise, let’s take pictures together as a family, load the film first, and study it… It should be used like this.”

    Jiang Shuangling took a camera and took two group photos of the other people. After the pictures were taken, Qi Heng hurried back, “Come here Qi Heng, you join in. “

    Qi Heng: “I’ll shoot.”

    ”Okay, that’s for you.” Jiang Shuangling gave him the heavy camera in her hand and told Qi Heng how to use the camera.

    Jiang Shuangling immediately stood in the middle of Qi Yue and Jiang Che, next to Zhao Yinghua, Huihui stood at the front, Jiang Shuangling turned around before she could stand firm, A “click” sound was heard.

    Jiang Shuangling: “!

    ”Qi Heng, you’re too much, you didn’t even shout to prepare, press again after we have one, two, three!

    ”Okay, I’ll pay attention next time.”

    Two more photos were taken, and their family asked the Wang family next door to help take a group photo of their family.

    Wang Xiazhi was surprised: “Have you bought a camera?”

    ”Good, come, come, stand, come closer, change position.”

     took a few more group photos, the family thanked the Wang family, and then took the camera to take pictures in the mountains outside.

    This time is all kinds of single and double photos.

    A sound of “click”, “click”, “click”, everyone is taking pictures, especially Jiang Shuangling, how can a woman refuse to take a good-looking photo In the photo, she is wearing a dress, sitting on a rock and posing gracefully.

    Qi Heng stood not far away, holding a camera to photograph her.

    ”Brother, shoot the side, shoot the side!”

    ”I turn around, another one!”

    ”Now stand up!”

    ”Crack—”

    ”Mom, let’s take pictures too!”

    ”I’m taking a solo photo!”

    ”Mom will help you shoot.”

    …

    It didn’t take long for the film to be shot, and it was not a digital camera.

    Jiang Shuangling: “…”

    ”Okay kids, let’s develop these photos first, and continue to take them later.”

    Others nodded lonely, but they were all very excited. Since they already had cameras at home, wouldn’t they be able to take pictures more often in the future.

    Jiang Shuangling gave Qi Heng the camera in her hand and asked him to take it down.

    Qi Heng took the camera and raised an eyebrow at Jiang Shuangling.

    Jiang Shuangling: “Why?”

    ”Where are my ten singles?”

    Jiang Shuangling: “…”

    Oops, I actually made it all myself.

      Narcissistic, secretly like to take pictures.

    So she promised: “Next time!”

    The photo was developed a few days later. The family gathered around the table and looked at the photo excitedly. Excellent, of course, because everyone is not proficient in taking pictures, and there are some photos with wrong facial features, and a group photo with closed eyes…

    Of course, these are nothing, there are always a few very good photos, but the most unacceptable thing for Comrade Jiang is…

    —a single photo taken by Qi Heng!

    The angle of these photos is so fascinating that she is indescribable. How can Jiang Shuangling have a pretty face and figure that can’t resist the disfigured photo of the other party angle.

    Absolutely!

    The string in Jiang Shuangling’s head was broken.

    Now she just wants to take a rolling pin and hammer this dog man with a full head.

    ”Why can you make me so ugly, why can you make your daughter-in-law so ugly, are you trying to find the ugliest angle of me! ∑ Pickled and savagely said…

    ”Look at this picture of you, this picture of you, did you take pictures of people like this?” Jiang Shuangling almost threw the pictures into his face.

    Even if Huihui took a picture of her with her feet, it wouldn’t be like this!

    Qi Heng took the single photos and asked in confusion, “Is it ugly? Isn’t it ugly?”

    Jiang Shuangling’s eyes were about to burst into flames: “Can you say one more thing? Believe it or not, I’ll pull your ears down the mountain.”

    Qi Heng: “…I was wrong.”

    Get up from wherever you fall. Jiang Shuangling feels that this dog man must learn to take pictures with the correct angle.

    ”Qi Heng, come and see, yes, this is the angle, you are too high, squatting when you shoot me, like this, here like this!”

    ”Don’t go this way.”

    ”Make me look good!

    ”You don’t want to take pictures casually, I say yes!

    Qi Heng: “Where are my ten single photos?”

    ”You learn how to take pictures of me first!  …

    …

    Parents and mothers are full of smoke here, Qi Yue and uncle Jiang Che sneaked Qi Hui to the mountains to explore, and did not participate in the war here, because Before Jiang Shuangling promised to leave the film to the three of them.

    So they have to step on the spot to see where the scenery is good.

    ”Teaching you to take pictures made me drool.”

    ”Drink.”

    ”I’m taking a break.”

    …

    ”I’ll take a picture for you now.” Jiang Shuangling picked up the camera and finally began to fulfill her original promise.

    Qi Heng readily agreed.

    But at this moment, Qi Yue and the three of them came back, not only that, Qi Yue was holding a black and white little guy in his arms.