It’s What’s on the Inside That Counts up to 1000 Episodes - Chapter 99

    From Lankesuri’s pretentious and complacent expression, which is standard for cannon fodder villains in any novels and comics, Lina noticed two messages.

    First, about the crematorium, Lankesuri is serious.

    Second, this is an idiot.

    Lina has straightened out Lankesli’s thoughts.

    Because Lankexiuly approached her for the computer in her head, and her own feelings were not pure, she gave it to the Lankehuli crematorium.

    And Lena wanted to live together for the humanoid host of Lankesuri. It was also an impure relationship, so Lankesuri felt that he could come back to the crematorium too.

    …But anyone with a little self-awareness can’t do such a thing.

    Isn’t it time to work harder and ask for forgiveness?

    Lina felt like there were question marks all over her forehead.

    Even after hearing Lena’s heartfelt voice, Lankesuri still looked unrepentant, and only had the words ‘Crematorium’ written all over his face.

    Originally, Lena wanted to be angry, but when she looked at Lankesuri’s handsome face and the rare SSR-level emoji, Lena softened.

    “Then tell me what you want from the crematorium.” Lena asked thoughtfully.

    [What else can I do, I have to forgive him like an old father. 】

    “Of course I have!” Lankesuri replied quickly, “You don’t play dating simulation games anymore!”

    “Cough,” Lena coughed and began to brainwash Lankesli, “It’s not impossible, but if you can’t play love games, is it a movie or TV series about love? Can’t watch it, too? After all, when you watch it, it’s considered a mental derailment.”

    “That’s not the same. When you are in a love game, you interact with the characters in it!” Lankesuri resisted the brainwashing successfully.

    “Actually, it doesn’t make any difference. After all, the protagonists in the love game also have their own identities, which are very different from us, and can’t be brought in at all.” Lina continued brainwashing bitterly, “You Do you bring yourself into the leading role when you watch “Five Centimeters Per Second”?”

    Lanke Shuli replied: “Of course not, I think it’s annoying for him to grind.”

    Lena: “…”

    Go ahead.

    “So I’m the same, I see the heroine like that, I won’t bring myself.” Lina said very righteously, “Otherwise, you can try it too. .”

    “No,” Lankesuri immediately refused, “Since I don’t want you to play, then in exchange, I won’t play love games.”

    “Let’s play together, it’s like a puzzle game.” Lena said, “Among all the options, find the right one and get GOODENDING!”

    Lanke Xiuli was startled, hesitantly said: “What you said is not without reason.

    “Right, then let’s play this.” Lina picked out “White Album 2” from her computer, “If we play together, it’s not a mental affair, right? ?”

    Lanke Xiuli always felt that something was wrong, but since the game had already started, the thoughts in his mind were instantly squeezed out, and he couldn’t help but focus on the game.

    …

    It took a day for Frank to clear several endings of the game, and he felt that his mentality had been broken by the tangled plot.

    What does she love him, he loves her, she loves him, this chaotic plot once reminded him that he and his father were forced to accompany Lena to watch “Love in the Rain” and “Plum Blossom Brand” “.

    What is this? It’s just a matter of feelings, why bother for so long?

    Since you like both, then don’t make a choice, all are bad?

    Lina looked at Lankesuri’s broken-hearted expression: “How do you feel?”

    “Not so much.” Lankesuri replied numbly, “I’ll still play Assassin’s Creed, this kind of game is too troublesome and not suitable for me, I don’t understand , if the male protagonist is so difficult to choose, why do you want both?”

    Although Lankesuri is making a stallion declaration now, but Lena doesn’t feel it.

    Because after playing it again, she also had this question.

    —why not all? Why do I have to choose between two women who also love me, only children can choose, adults want them all!

    “Well, I also think, why don’t we try the ‘I want it all’ game?” Lina took out another well-known love game “Sunday on Campus”, “Come and try it ?”

    Lanke Xiuli’s expression became more painful: “I really don’t want to play, why do you like to play this kind of game, Lena, let me go.”

    “The last one.” Lena said perfunctorily.

    Lanke Xiuli forced himself to play, and after a while, he turned off his ability to see pictures, turning his head blushing: “This, this is what!”

    “Ah, I forgot to tell you, this is a little Huangyou.” Lina reminded as if she remembered, “However, I can read people’s hearts, I have lived in the palace since I was a child, and I have seen all the nobles. With the dark thoughts in our hearts, His Royal Highness Prince Lankesuri will definitely not make a fuss, but can play calmly, right?”

    Lankesulli was wearing several high hats, he looked at Lena, and saw the teasing look in the other’s green eyes.

    Of course Lena was right, if it was on other occasions, even if it was a romantic affair that broke other people’s face, Lankesuri wouldn’t blushing and have any mood swings.

    But in front of Lena it was different.

    It seems that in front of Lena, his sense of morality will become extremely high, and he will easily be found by the other party to make fun of him.

    “I, of course I won’t make a fuss, I’ve seen this kind of trivial thing a lot.” Lankesuri stammered, and bite the bullet to open his picture viewing function again, At a glance, I saw the two discordant game characters in the computer in Lina’s head.

    There are also sounds with sound effects.

    Looking at these things from inside Lena’s head, it feels like something bad has been done to her.

    Lanke Xiuli couldn’t help but snapped off his ability to see pictures: “I don’t play anymore, I don’t play anymore, you can just play, I’m leaving.”

    “What about the crematorium?” Lena asked.

    “No more, no more, I’ll never be in your crematorium again.” Lankexiu hurriedly stood up, opened the door and was about to run.

    “What are you running for?” Lena grabbed Lankesuri’s pants.

    Lankesulli was in a hurry and almost fell to the ground. He looked at Lena in panic: “What, what are you doing?”

    “What are you running for?” Lina also felt inexplicable, “Isn’t it just playing with Little Butter, if you don’t like it, then don’t play.”

    “It’s too obscene!” Lankesuri covered his flushed face, “How can we do such a thing!”

    Lina: “???”

    What is he talking about? What did they do? Obviously nothing happened, why does it sound like everything has happened?

    Unfortunately, at this critical moment, the emperor appeared.

    The emperor originally used the guise of looking for Lankesuri, but actually went to Lina to read the novel. Because he used the newly created space spell, Lankeshouli did not notice his arrival. .

    And he didn’t know the cause and effect. As soon as he came over, he opened the door in front of him and heard such a shocking speech.

    Inside the door, are his son and his son’s girlfriend, the two of them are in a very misleading posture now.

    His always dignified son was lying on the ground, blushing, while his girlfriend was pinching his son’s pants and seemed to be restricting his son’s movement.

    At this moment, the experienced emperor has already made up a non-existent antecedent and a non-existent consequence, and even has time to think about other things.

    —Ah, between the two of them, was Lena taking the initiative?

    The emperor was convinced of this, not to mention the misleading remarks of Frankishuly.

    His hand that opened the door gradually retreated: “Sorry, I seem to disturb you.”

    “No! Father, don’t go!” Lankesuri got up, “You misunderstood, there is nothing between us!”

    【Then what are you in a hurry to defend. 】

    The emperor was full of distrust, but nodded: “Okay, I know.”

    [You don’t know! 】

    Lanke Xiuli thought out a lot of things in his mind, like a machine gun, he recited the things just now, and asked angrily: “Father, your judgement, Isn’t Lena going too far!”

    The Emperor: “Well…”

    Is this really his son?

    Born?

    Is this a mistake?

    The emperor who occasionally read one or two real and fake daughters novels could not help but have an illusion, he suspected that there might be a smart and capable real son waiting for him to bring back.

    However, this absurd thought only existed for a few seconds, and was immediately dismissed by the emperor.

    After all, whether it is an excellent appearance, a bright mind, a calm personality, and the ability to read minds, Lankesuri has undoubtedly inherited his excellent blood.

    When she met Lena, the child was confused.

    The emperor’s inner thoughts calmed down Lankesuri, he regained his polite and decent appearance, and his voice became elegant and modest, he respectfully saluted: “Father Royal .”

    “Your Majesty the Emperor.” Lena also saluted.

    “Hmm.” The emperor nodded.

    While the three of them were reading the novel, the emperor also calmed down and thought about what happened just now.

    According to Lankesuri’s statement, it seems that Lena has done something wrong, so he also wants to build a crematorium for Lena.

    This is too mentally retarded.

    [You can take the opportunity to make some requests. 】The emperor thought about it for a while, and organized a set of words to teach Frank Xiuli, 【Although you have already said that you want a crematorium, it is not irreversible. I think you can take the opportunity to propose marriage. 】

    [No, then I’ll lose. 】Lanke Xiuli refused the emperor’s proposal without hesitation, 【Lina was too much in the crematorium before, she even showed me a horror movie on the big night, I will never forgive her easily! 】

    Emperor: “…”

    Ah, this son, sometimes he is really not smart.

    The emperor felt that Frank Sulli was indeed unworthy to be the protagonist of the counter-attack novel, he should have written the wrong text.