Just Want to Be His Lover - Chapter 20.2

Following his leave, the CP fans who had arrived for them early in the morning started calming down. However, the bullet screen passersby and viewers started increasing, and the negative comments and doubts also started increasing.

Shen Jue leaned lazily back on his seat, crossing his long legs, and tapping his fingers intermittently on the table. His eyes were slightly narrowed, but the corners of his eyes were curled up into a smile.

He drawled, his tone carrying a tinge of his usual arrogance and mockery.

It was almost as if he was looking at the bullet screen and replying to every single comment.

“Why did I make Gu Yanshu feed me? Don’t I have hands?”

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“Are you blind? Can’t you see that my right hand is injured?”

“Why was my right hand injured?”

“I suggest you go back and read the news.”

“Kwpv clnywpl R’x aknb, R nyd pxypb svbla’p nyxlayp yde kdpwzv svblap okvbswv ydu nsdpkelayvksd?”

“R pwttlpv usw ts cynj okvb vbl sdl clqsal usw yde alye vbl dlop.”

“Eyp Qw Zydpbw’p pvyvlxldv zypv dktbv yd yvvlxrv vs blzr rashl xu kddsnldnl?”

“R pwttlpv vbyv usw cakdt vbl svbla vos yde ts cynj vs oyvnb vbl rszknl alrsav yde pwahlkzzydnl hkelsp.”

“Ebu kp kv vbyv Qw Zydpbw oyp pwrrsple vs cl sd ewvu cwv R ypjle Twydt Zkdyd vs nssj?”

“Jlnywpl vbl ldvkal taswr ryxrlap Qw Zydpbw.”

“Ebu pbswze Qw Zydpbw cl ryxrlale cu vbl vlyx?”

“Rq y bydepsxl, sclekldv, xyvwal, byaeosajkdt, plakswp yde nyryczl rlapsd kp dsv elplahkdt vs cl ryxrlale cu vbl vlyx, vbld vlzz xl, yal usw vbl elplahkdt sdl?”

“Shouldn’t I have to explain about pretending to be homophobic, now that it’s been overturned?”

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“When did I ever say that I was homophobic? All of you pinned this on me. I didn’t sue any of you for slander, how dare you come question me? Are you even being reasonable?”

“I hate Gu Yanshu?”

“Which eye did any one of you see me hate Gu Yanshu? Or which ear did you hear me say that I hate Gu Yanshu? Didn’t you hear my long description of handsome, obedient, mature, hardworking, serious and capable?”

“Gu Yanshu and I are actually on bad terms, but for money, we had to try to get together and market our CP image?”

“I’m sorry, the little I earn as a celebrity isn’t enough to even earn the interest my family has in the bank, so I really don’t have to stoop so low. By the way, I’ve never pretended to be a couple with someone.”

“Swear on your conscience?”

“Yes, I swear on my conscience that I’ve never pretended to play a couple, and will never do so.”

Shen Jue placed his palm on his heart, his expression calm, without any hesitation.

Gu Yanshu’s finger tapped the side of his phone.

His phone suddenly vibrated.

“Weibo push notification: Trending topic: @Killmeplease: Sisters! It’s time to celebrate! Look ahead for the sugar overdose, prepare your own insulin!!!! #JueJueShuisreal.”

The exclamation marks caused Gu Yanshu’s fingertips to tremble.

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He accidentally clicked on it.

It was already a hot topic, and was rising up the trending list.

The bullet screen, which was full of exclamations, hurt Gu Yanshuy’s eyes.

There were screenshots of the live broadcast everywhere, post after post, and magnified to no end.

“They’re in the same frame!”

“They’re in the same room!”

“I bet they’re already doi buying cola!!!”

Do… i?

What does that English phrase mean?

What does buying cola mean?

Gu Yanshu raised a brow, but before he could search it on Baidu, there was an abrupt knock on the bathroom door, before Shen Jue’s voice sounded.

“Gu Yanshu, are you done? Teacher Sheng and the others are up, and everyone’s waiting for you to go down to start the livestream.”

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“I’m almost done.”

Gu Yanshu’s reply was cold and calm.

His hand hastily locked his phone’s screen and hid it into his pocket, as though he was worried that the person outside the door would be able to see through the thick wooden door.

Then, he patted his face with some cold water till the warmth on his face disappeared, before he opened the door, his face nonchalant. “I’m ready.”

His expression was so indifferent that it seemed as though nothing had happened.

Yet, the tips of his ears still had remnants of the redness on it.

Looking at Gu Yanshu, Shen Jue really wanted to tease him, but he knew that Gu Yanshu was thin-skinned. He was worried that if he went too far, Gu Yanshu would ignore him, so he could only stifle his laughter and coax him, “Mmm, good that you’re ready.”

Gu Yanshu felt that if it wasn’t for Shen Jue messing around, there wouldn’t be so much trouble, so he coldly circled around Shen Jue and went down.

The others were already there, seated around the table and eating their breakfast.

Gu Yanshu chose to sit where his back was facing the screen.

Shen Jue sat beside him.

Cao Dan took his small loudhailer, “The livestream starts now. We’ll first talk about the rules of today’s livestream.

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Rules?

What rules were there for a livestream?

Cao Dan cleared his throat.

“When the livestream starts, there will be a voting channel placed at the bottom right of the screen. After voting ends, the activity with the highest vote will be the mission that the entire group has to do. After the mission, the next round of voting will be unlocked. This will continue until the end. Every voting round is ten minutes long.

“Also, ordinary viewers would have one vote, while VIP guests would have three. At the same time, anyone who sends a present with a dollar would be able to get another vote. There’s no limit to how much they can add, so they can do it as many times as they want. Hence, what your idols can eat today, and what they do, will completely be decided by you. Everyone, start moving!”

The last line, “start moving”, was a blatant and unconcealed desire for countless money and ratings.

Everyone stared silently at Cao Dan.

[1] Both “doi” and “buying cola” are both euphemisms for having sex. “Doi” = “Do I”, and “buying Cola” in Chinese is 买可乐, mai ke le, which is a homonym to “make love”.