Kill The Protagonist - Chapter 2 Prologue Part 2
Surprisingly Jin finds that life after death is really …. boring. There is nothing at all. seriously! Everything is just blank.There’s no-one to talk to at all.
Patting his body, he feels something big and hard.
[Oh! It’s my phone!?]
[Wait? Why did my phone travel to the afterlife with me?]
[I hope there’s WiFi.]
Fumbling around with the power button, he finally turns it on. Only this time instead of his home screen coming up, his screen is filled by a blue stats screen.
Yes! That type of screen that’s in so many system novels, he hated with a passion.
[Why am I so weak?]
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Name: Jin Yagami
Age: 16
Sex: None
Race: None
LVL: 0
Stats:
STR:1
AGI: 1
CHA:1
VIT: 1
INT: 1
SP:N/A (Stat points)
Evaluation: Useless waste of space
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Finding nothing else to do, now that his phone has turned into a glorified accessory. He presses the power button and turns it off..
Looking around, Jin notices for the first time that for some inexplicable reason, this white space was in fact a white room, a white, square looking room.
[Where is this?]
[Did I not die? Is this the hospital?]
[If this were to follow the path of a typical novel? Some omnipotent genie like god would grant me three wishes]
*DING*
A stereotypical mechanical voice sounds out;
“Initiating System…”
“Thanks for telling me.” He answers calmly, unsurprised by the voice.
[Can this prologue really be any less creative?]
[Author-nim seriously! Try and use your brain for one time in your life]
The mechanical voice once more ‘speaks’. Is speak even the right word?
“Host has met all the required conditions of the system and will soon begin to transmigrate into other bodies soon.”
“Transmigrate, Okay? Got it. Let me guess, I will be a stereotypical protagonist who saves the pretty girls, gets random power-ups and lives happily ever after. Can I decline”
“I knew I picked the right person!” The machine suddenly exclaims ” I the KTP system has been scouring this planet of yours for a human of preferably higher than average intelligence to complete a divine mission. Similarly to you, I also hate those stupid protagonists who merely rely on luck and ruin the balance of power in the universe. It’s time for someone to restore the balance!”
“Oh… Now that’s something I can enjoy” A small smile forms on his face, “So KTP what’s the plan?”
“As of now, you will be transmigrating into bodies of certain characters and will then harass and kill the protagonists”
“Sounds simple” Jin gets up and pretends to shake an imaginary hand.
“You are not going to ask any questions?”
“Nope, that would spoil the fun. Now when do we start?”
“Whenever you’d like host”
“Then start right now!”
*DING* “Autopilot mode on
A mechanical voice that sounded even more mechanical than the last ranSurprisingly Jin finds that life after death is really …. boring. There is nothing at all. seriously! Everything is just blank.There’s no-one to talk to at all.
Patting his body, he feels something big and hard.
[Oh! It’s my phone!?]
[Wait? Why did my phone travel to the afterlife with me?]
[I hope there’s WiFi.]
Fumbling around with the power button, he finally turns it on. Only this time instead of his home screen coming up, his screen is filled by a blue stats screen.
Yes! That type of screen that’s in so many system novels, he hated with a passion.
[Why am I so weak?]
______________________________________
Name: Jin Yagami
Age: 16
Sex: None
Race: None
LVL: 0
Stats:
STR:1
AGI: 1
CHA:1
VIT: 1
INT: 1
SP:N/A (Stat points)
Evaluation: Useless waste of space
______________________________________
Finding nothing else to do, now that his phone has turned into a glorified accessory. He presses the power button and turns it off..
Looking around, Jin notices for the first time that for some inexplicable reason, this white space was in fact a white room, a white, square looking room.
[Where is this?]
[Did I not die? Is this the hospital?]
[If this were to follow the path of a typical novel? Some omnipotent genie like god would grant me three wishes]
*DING*
A stereotypical mechanical voice sounds out;
“Initiating System…”
“Thanks for telling me.” He answers calmly, unsurprised by the voice.
[Can this prologue really be any less creative?]
[Author-nim seriously! Try and use your brain for one time in your life]
The mechanical voice once more ‘speaks’. Is speak even the right word?
“Host has met all the required conditions of the system and will soon begin to transmigrate into other bodies soon.”
“Transmigrate, Okay? Got it. Let me guess, I will be a stereotypical protagonist who saves the pretty girls, gets random power-ups and lives happily ever after. Can I decline”
“I knew I picked the right person!” The machine suddenly exclaims ” I the KTP system has been scouring this planet of yours for a human of preferably higher than average intelligence to complete a divine mission. Similarly to you, I also hate those stupid protagonists who merely rely on luck and ruin the balance of power in the universe. It’s time for someone to restore the balance!”
“Oh… Now that’s something I can enjoy” A small smile forms on his face, “So KTP what’s the plan?”
“As of now, you will be transmigrating into bodies of certain characters and will then harass and kill the protagonists”
“Sounds simple” Jin gets up and pretends to shake an imaginary hand.
“You are not going to ask any questions?”
“Nope, that would spoil the fun. Now when do we start?”
“Whenever you’d like host”
“Then start right now!”
*DING* “Autopilot mode on
A mechanical voice that sounded even more mechanical than the last rang out,
“Quest: Harass and kill the protagonist! Rewards will be aplenty!”
