Kuishinbo Elf - CH 58

Let’s Laugh

In the dark … a figure is moving around. Without a sound, the figure entered a tent.

Within the tent … three children are sleeping.

… I should be able to do it.

I’ve been repetitively training for this moment. From my pocket, I took out a long cylindrical object. Slowly, without a sound … I pulled it out of its sheath.

The target is…

After confirming my target, I swung down the thing that was in my hand.

… Don’t think badly of this. This is also … my job.

After finishing my job, I silently left the tent without anyone noticing.

It went well. The only thing left is for someone to find him and it’s over. Kukuku … it was an easy job.

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It’s  the mo~rn~ing!

One night had past since the fierce battle. We are now welcoming the new day.

The blue sky is clear without a single cloud. It’s very beautiful.

However, everyone’s faces are cloudy. It seems that everyone had tolerated the event that happened that night … including me. However, will Hermit Crab-kun be happy if he see our atmosphere right now…

The answer is … no.

… Is that right? Hermit Crab-kun.

「Oh, good morning El.」

Riot was also awake. He was up unexpectedly early. Is it part of his habit?

「You’re early, Rai. Isn’t it fine to sleep a little more?」

「Fuua … it’s training, there is no point if I don’t do it everyday.」

Riot answered while suppressing a yawn. After saying “It is a rare chance to be at a beach,” he started to run. While wondering if I should tie a tire to his waist, I started to prepare for breakfast.

When there are 41 people, it takes some time to prepare. I feel like I can understand the hardship of lunch ladies.

Today’s breakfast is scramble egg on a piece of toast. The toppings are sausages and thinly sliced tomatoes. It’s a good match with the homemade ketchup or simply salt and pepper is also fine. Fuu … even soy sauce goes well with it.

Then there is milk … and the deserts are Peach-sensei! !

… I wanted Hermit Crab-kun to have a taste too.

No, what’s the point of crying now? I made these in order to cheer everyone up. The person who made it shouldn’t be like this, Watson-kun.

「… There isn’t enough greens, should I boil some broccoli? 」

I was moved when I found out that there were broccolis in this world. Broccolis are my favorite. Even without adding anything, it is already sweet and tasty … if dressings are added, there are a lot of varieties. The color is also beautiful.

I chopped it to smaller pieces and sprinkled it as a topping … yep. The appearance has improved. The nutritional has balance definitely went up.

Around the time when the breakfast preparation finished …

Everyone started to wake up.

「Good morning … El-chan.」

「Good morning, Linda.」

Even today, Linda is feeling down. It can’t be helped … after all, the one who had received the most from Hermit Crab-kun is Linda. Since I had fused with Hermit Crab-kun’s memories, I understand. Linda was on the verge of breaking down.

If Hermit Crab-kun didn’t make it in time …

For Linda, Hermit Crab-kun was an existence that is beyond a savior.

「… I’ve made breakfast.」

「Un … thanks, El-chan. I’ll eat it later.」

Yep, this is serious!

Scramble eggs are Linda’s favorite. Even after seeing them, she’s still like this…

「Good morn … i … n … fugu … uuu… 」

「Heeey … don’t start crying the moment you see a person’s face!」

Silver Drill-san is usually tsun tsun … but during times like this she becomes teary.  No… she might be like this usually, but  covers it up all the time.

「So … sorry. That’s right … I should change my mood.」

「Yep, here eat. That is the first step.」

After saying 「Thanks for the food,」she started eating. Good, eat up. Devour it!

Everyone else is also starting to wake up and began to eat breakfast.

「Delish! As expected food … is limited to those made by Kuishinbo! !」

「Fuaa~! It is simple … yet deep! It is irresistable! !   」

There appears to be some that are over exaggerating … it feels pleasant to be praised. It was worth the effort.

After a while, Riot who was running came back.

「El, food! !」

「Here.」

Because scramble eggs aren’t enough for Riot …

I added a thick slice of lightly fried bacon. In addition, I added some pickles and topped it with another piece of toast. It is full point on volume.

… I’m not able to eat this much in the morning.

However, Riot … can eat two of this! ? Seriously!

「Mogu … Ngu, ngu … hafuu …nn, fuaa … Delish! !」(T.N. sfx for chewing, swallowing, and exhaling.)

With such a superb way of eating, the people watching will feel full simply from watching.

「Another one! !」

「You’re still going to eat! ! ?」

It is your third one! ?

「Well, it’s delicious and I’m hungry … please~. 」

Being told that, there is no way I will say no! I quickly made scramble eggs … and at the same time, I grilled the toast. I sprinkled the already sliced broccoli and fried the thick bacon. I then cut the pickles … no, let’s put it on as it is. Let’s make it superb. Then, to help with digestion I fried some thinly sliced potatoes and topped it onto everything else. I also added mayonnaise. Uaa …  the calories! !

「Delishhhhhhhhhhh! ! What is this! ? It’s amazing! !」

「You’re even more amazing.」

To think that he finished everything.

My friends that are eating breakfast lively.

… At that time, Danan woke up.

「Good morning, oh … I smell something good?」

「Good mor … bufuuu! ! ?」

The person who greeted Danan … blew. Everyone was dumbfounded and uniformly look at Danan’s face.

「… Danan, what is that?」

「Your forehead … ububu!」

Everyone couldn’t bear it and fell onto the floor while holding onto their stomach. Eventually, everyone started bursted into laughter.

「Wh … what is it? Everyone together … 」

「Hee, hee … don’t look this way! I’ll die… ! Bububuu… ! !」

“What is going on?” is clearly shown on Danan’s face. However, whether he is hungry or not, he started to eat breakfast for now.

「It’s delicious, as expected.」

「Not really~.」

For awhile … he ate deliciously, but…

He seems to be curious about everyone’s gaze.

「Hey? Everyone is looking at me … did something happen?」

「Isn’t it because Danan is handsome?」

This is bad. I feel like I’ll burst into laughter.  Hold it in … me.

「E… El!」

「Fyufyuuuuu! !」

Ahh … finally, I bursted into laughter. Sorry, with that face … I can’t endure it.

On Danan’s forehead … the word 『Meat』is written on it.

I handed Danan a hand mirror.

………

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…

「What is thissssssssssss! ! ?」

Aan! That cliche line! ! Danan, you understand it well!

「It is a splendid『Meat』, I’m impressed.」

「… It’s you right! ? El! !」

Crap! I was found out! ! You realized it too fast, Danan!

「You’re a good friend, but … your forehead was bad.」

「You set me up! El! You set me up! ! ?」

Fufu… if I said it, I’ll do it. I’m sorry for you, but … I had you sacrificed. Don’t think bad of me.

「Damn you … even I am a man of the Jeff family! I’ll hit you … with this forehead!」

Saying that … he looked at me. It’s no joke! Like I’d let you do such a thing!

「Farewell, Danan! Live along with the beatles in the other world!」

「Why beetles! ?」

I quickly escaped from the spot. Danan chased after me.

Yes, I was caught in ten seconds.

「Noo! Everyone is watching! !」

「I don’t mind! Let them watch ! !」

Hii~! Danan’s face is getting closer…

My forehead and Danan’s forehead made contact.

「Uuu… I was soiled.」

「Fufu … your first time was with me!」

On my forehead, the word 『Meat』 was transferred over. Using a aqueous pen, was my downfall…

Everyone bursted into laughter.

… Ah, Linda was laughed.

「Danan, Linda also laughed.」

「… Ahh, I see.」

That’s right, the mood that we had earlier didn’t suit us. Let’s laugh … whether it is fun, or painful.

When I looked face to face with Danan … we laughed pleasantly .