Kuishinbo Elf - CH 63

Gross

「Fuaaaaa… munya munya.」

It’s morning~ I’ll eat breakfast and go to school~

「… But I refuse!」

Towards the good intentions in my brain, I rebelled with all my might! Fufufu… going back to sleep is the most supreme pleasure!

… School, but it’s summer vacation.

Why, after retorting to myself, I’m fully awake now. Shit.

Whatever, I’d go wash my face and change into my clothes… hmmm? My clothes are on…? Ah, right! After I’ve buried Peachy-sensei’s seed last night… I went straight to bed!

The clothes I’m wearing right now became all wrinkly. This won’t do if I don’t change. My clothes are soaked in my sweat and it smells.

I used a wet towel to lightly wipe my body… It’s no use. I’m bothered that my hair might smell too. I might as well take a bath. Yeah, let’s do that.

I headed towards the bathroom. I filled a large bucket with water and carried it with great difficulty. This is quite a heavy work, I’m sweating just from this.

… Alright, the preparations are finished.

I entered the empty tub and started to wash my head. I made my hair wet and began to wash it carefully. Using a bar of soap, I washed away the oil in my hair then used water to rinse it off… get a handful of a liquid that smells good and thoroughly massage it into my hair.

Now that I’m done with my hair… It’s time for my body. I wrap my hair with a towel… and done.

My body is also scrubbed with a soap… if I do it too hard, it’d hurt so I need to do it gently. If I did it like when I was a man, I’d be met with harsh eyes… so be careful! (Conviction)

To finish it, I used water to wash away the bubbles from the soap. So cold… ! If it wasn’t summer, it’d be insta-kill.

「Yep, I’m now all shiny!」

Right now I am definitely shining. Lastly, all I have to do is drain the tub and everything is done.

Being clean is the best after all. While releasing a pleasant smell, I headed towards my room… naked. If no one sees me, then it is all good! !

「Oh, good morning Saintess-sama.」

I was seen be Nesha-san! Noo~! It’s embarrassing! !

「Good morning! Nesha-san!」

However, I’m a former nudist! I won’t be shaken by something of this level! Something like shame… doesn’t exist within a nudist!

「Fufufu… you were taking a bath? However please prepare a towel. You’re going to be seen be a guy.」

…A guy. Now that you said that, I’m starting to feel a bit conscious. Uu… I can feel my face and ear becoming red. Impossible? Me… a former man! ?

「Please quickly go to your room and get changed… breakfast is done.」

「… Haa! ? Shoot! My food is calling! !」

After nearly freezing from hearing the word “breakfast,” I rebooted. I rushed towards my room with a clatter.

「Fuu… What is it? This indescribable feeling?」

Hmm. If it’s recently… after starting to go to school and meeting various people, various feelings started to take form… isn’t impossible. Until now, I wasn’t that conscious of it, but this body is that of a girl. However, the inside is an old man.

… Is the body pulling down the mentality? If I continue to grow like this, will I reach my final form and behave like a woman?

Let me imagine it.

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I, who am walking under the warm sunshine with a buoyant mood.

(T.N. She usually uses 俺ore to describe herself, but right here she uses 私watashi, which is generally used by females.)

A tall figure with a modest chest and butt and long slender legs. My prided waist that looks so delicate that it might break. (Ed:”cough” flat”cough”)

My hair that stretches to my waist and it shines under the sunlight. Then there are my distinctive long ears that are large and slightly drooping. No matter what light you look at it, it’s a typical elf.

My clothes are green as its main color… a lolita dress, it is completely perfect.

「Ahh… today’s weather is nice. The little birds are also chirping joyfully.」

I walk down the path in a good mood while laughing 「Ufufu」. It’s been a while since I can meet with everyone. Today is the day of our alumni meeting…

「I’m excited! Everyone, did any of them changed?」

While screaming 「Kyaaha」 I raise my two hands to cover my embarrassment. Ahh… meeting with everyone is so exciting! !

It’s been 10 years… I walk through my alma mater with light steps.

◆◆◆

「… Gross」

A sense of discomfort is strong. Even if I make a mistake, I definitely wouldn’t end up like that. If, if I become like that… I’d end myself by stuffing my nose with mint.

「Something like this… no matter how much I think about it doesn’t matter. For the time being, let’s have breakfast… let’s do that.」

I opened my closet to put on some clothes.

… There isn’t any clothes.

Why is this … ah. Crap! All my other clothes are out for cleaning! And… the clothes that were drenched in sweat, was meant for today!

「Guooooh… a painful mistake! What should I do… 」

… There is no other choice! I’ll wear what I’ve received right before I left yesterday! I took out a single piece of clothing and quickly changed into it.

After I finished changing, I looked at myself in the large mirror that Eleanor bought for me. What’s reflected in the mirror is… a rare beast in a cat’s costume. Unquestionably, a rare beast! Without a question, a rare beast!

I put on the hood that is part of the clothing. Attached to the top of hood is a pair of cat ears. The design is of a Tabby cat. There is even a tail that is splendidly attached.

「It might look nice if I stand aside Rai…」

I now have an appearance that can be described like that.

With this, I shouldn’t have any problem for now. Now then, let’s go eat!

I headed towards the cafeteria.

The cafeteria is currently crowded with healers that belong to the association. Everyone here is like a big family.

「Good morning, Saintess-sama.」

「Good morning, Eltina-sama!」

Those that are serious, those that are friendly, there are various people here, but none of them are bad. Those that come here with the aim of making money… won’t survive in this industry. If you don’t have a strong mind, you’d break quickly. It’s useless if you don’t have talent, but it is also useless if you have a weak mind.

In fact, people do die in front of us. Whether it is because you lack strength, there isn’t enough time, or they’re dead by the time they’re brought in…  Extraordinary events happen right before you eyes.

Because everyone wants to live, no one wants to die, they entrust their hope to us… to healers.

Those that can’t respond to these hopes… would be crushed by the weight of their own guilt before they are ever made to take responsibility. This is surprising… a cruel industry.

「Good morning! Let’s do our best today too!」

I greeted everyone energetically. This is because I think it is the best to always greet everyone in a lively way.

「Ara? Aren’t you wearing quite the adorable clothing?」

「Ahaha! It’s the Kitty Saintess!」

「Un, actually… 」

I honestly told everyone the situation . Even though it is early morning, pleasant laughters resounded.

「Haa, haaa… oh dear, Saintess-sama is always making everyone laugh.」

「I’m that amazing~ 」

I heard them retort 「It’s not a complement though?」 … but if I mind it, I lose. I decide to change my line of thought and eat breakfast.

The menu includes a fresh toast, fried eggs, crispy bacons, salad, and milk. It also includes an orange. It is exactly what a breakfast should feel like.

When Miranda was still here, the breakfast was devised variously…

The new person in charge, Echil Nernthosa-san is a strait-laced person.

(T.N. エチル・ネルントーシャ)

She is a slightly skinny woman with purple hair aligned at her shoulder. Her expression is slightly harsh.

She has slit almond eyes, nicely shaped eyebrows, a straight nose, and a ripe lip. She is without a doubt a beauty… furthermore, when she smiles, it is really cute. I only saw her smiling once.

Echil-san is serious and stubborn, so she only serves a predetermined breakfast.

It isn’t because she is lazy, but because she focuses on the nutrition balance. It also doesn’t taste bad. Furthermore, it’s good to say that it is on par with Miranda.

Everyone here knows that.

However… I think it is better if she gives herself more room. Everytime she is cooking, her face looks dreadful. I think that… cooking is something to be enjoyed.

However, that is just my personal idea… and pushing my own ideology onto someone else. It is a difficult problem…

Well, I devour everything without any problem. It is delicious so that is a given!

「Thanks for the meal!」

I gave my thanks to the meal that would become a part of my body. Then, I bring my empty dishes to the kitchen. It is so that I can decrease the workload of the staffs in the kitchen. The rules here are no different from the street stalls.

「It was delicious, Echil-san.」

「It’s my pleasure, Saintess-sama.」

…Seemingly, her expression doesn’t change. Is it because her predecessor was Miranda-san… she has various pressures? I… can only cheer for you, but good luck, Echil-san!

After that, I headed towards the vacant lot in the back because I’m curious about Peachy-sensei’s seed that I planted last night.