Kuzu Inou【Ondo Wo Kaeru Mono】 No Ore Ga Musou Suru Made - Chapter 59
59 Idle Talk in the back hill
A certain green and deep hill behind Teihen High School.
A person arrived at the shrine on the hill.
Recently, for that man, this shrine is his house, and talking with the fox that can speak is his way of killing time.
But the fox looks a little odd to be called as a foxrather than a fox, its more like a human.
Its stature is like a little girl with golden hair and fox ears. Wearing a short skirt kimono and the wooden clogs similar to the one worn by the Tengu.
Several tails grow from its hips, and those tails shake as if they are a different creature.
Yo, Fox
Im not Fox. Its Shiro-jya
Shiro? That name sounds like a dog
Right, name-jya. Atsushi gave it to me-nojya
Atsushi? That guy, huhyou met him too?
Right. And also, dont call me you, Beard. Its Shiro-jya
Then dont call me Beard
What? You also have a name?
Its Gouki
GoukiGoukiGouki? Gouki!
The fox named Shiro, repeats the name it heard several times, and raises its ears up.
Not good, too hard to say. Youre Beard-jya
Really, you
Then, a female student walked towards them after putting her bag down.
So youre here, Todoroki-senpai
Ah, Mizusawa, huh
I came to deliver this weeks teaching materials. I have placed it in the study hut. Please study for the test, okay?
Say, Mizusawa, I have an errand for you. Not long ago, people from the student council came, right?
Yes, Kirishimsan and a boySerizawkun. I heard that he touched you and then, he fell
Ahhe was very odd. The next morning after getting shocked by me, he came back to massage my shoulders
Todoroki-senpais shoulders? He touched you?
Ah, its the first timeto have someone other than you to touch me
I dont touch you because I want to, you know? I sterilize my hands after touching you, okay?
Is that sothen, please massage my shoulders
Did you hear me? Please dont make such joke, Senpai. Ill sue you for sexual harassment, you know?
So about the errand
Please wait a minutewho is that girl?
Ah, its the fox around here. Its now in its human form
Im not Fox! Its Shiro-jya
Senpai, are you alright? And also, lolicon is a crime, you know? Do you want me to report you?
No, its the truth, though
Woman. Do you have a name?
Yes, Im Mizusawa Misuzu. Nice to meet you. And did this man do anything strange to you? Are you okay? If you think that its dangerous, then please shout loudly and run, okay?
What do you exactly think of me?
MizusawaMisuzu? MizusawaMisuzu? Mizusawa Misuzu!
Once again, the fox named Shiro, raised her ears up.
No good, too long. Ill give you a better name. From now on, your name is Suzu-jya
Fufu, okay. I dont mind if you call me Suzu
So, about the errand
Come to think of it, Suzu, do you know Atsushi-nojya?
Yes, though I only met him twice
When will Atsushi come again-nojya?
Again? He might not come anymore. Hes not affiliated to the student council after all
Atsushi wont come here anymore?
No, he will come again to massage my shoulders
Senpai. Please dont enter the conversation from the side. Thats power harassment, you know?
What, he wont come anymore, huh
The fox named Shiro, lowers its ears dejectedly.
No, you might see him again, you know? He goes to the school at the foot of the hill, so its quite close
School? Whats that?
Eh? You dont know what school is? Dont tell me
Ah, it will take a long time to explain about her
Senpai. I cant believe that you chose the wrong path!
I dont know what youre imagining, but youre probably wrong
Then, can I see Atsushi if I go to this place called school-nojya?
Yes. I think so, but only students can enter the school
Students? Whats that?
Hmmpeople wearing the same clothes like me, I guess
What, then its simple-jya
By the wayyou need to go home soon. Where is your house?
Here is Shiros house-jya
How poor. Senpai. Ill report the police for now, so please explain in details at the police station. Because I dont want to hear it
Hey
Well then, its time for me to go. I have something to do-nojya
Saying that, the fox named Shiro, turned into a fox and ran.
Eh? That girl is really?
So, about the errand
Well then, Ill take my leave now because you dont have any errands
Wait. Please, at least, hear me out
Okay, Ill give you 3 seconds
I want to bank in the reward for Atsushi-kuns massage. For now, Im thinking of about 1 hundred million
Senpai. Are you alright? I know that theres no hospital that you can go, but it still makes me worry
No, I just want you to bank it in
The sum is the problem. Dont you understand?
Not enough? Then, 1 billion?
Senpai. Yourereally a genius. To come out with such idea that a normal person cant
I dont understand, but are you making fun of me?
Good thing that you understood. I suggest that you study more on common sense
ThenIs 10 million the market price?
Senpai. Youre really a lucky fellow. You did well to survive without getting tricked
Is it still too much? Then, 1 million
Senpai, well done. When compared to the first one, it got closer to the common sense
Just like that, the massage fee was safely transferred to Serizawa Atsushis bank account.
Character File 048
NAME: Mizusawa Misuzu
CLASS: One who manipulates water (Water Maker)S-LEVEL 2
President of the student council of Teihen High School. A third year student. Capable of moving the flow of water slightly, and creating a water ball as big as a volleyball in the air. Although she cant manipulate many water at once, she can manipulate water from a distance. Also capable of manipulating the water composition. Because she can move anything that comprised of water from a distance, she can actually manipulate the blood in the human body which makes her capable of bringing death easily. She knows that it is possible in theory, but she has not tried it.
And because pure water does not conduct electricity, she has a great resistance towards electricity.
Hence, it is her duty to deliver the teaching materials of the correspondence education (Made by Teihen High Schools Teachers) every week to Todorki-senpai who cant go to school.